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postmann aka errandboy

how market na? how many kpekus u don suck today?

40 year old man wey dey get erection for another man, gâylord oshi

shameless baboon

postmann:
You haven't been playing to begin with. You have fought for your dignity harder than a woman fights for the life of her only child. You lost. Your self-deception is another symptom of narcotics abuse.




How does the above quote bear any semblance to your posture here? You've been all boastful with empty rhetorics. You have been shameless in your persistence wasting the pages in your pretence of engagement.

So what's the correlation between your posture and the quote? None! That's one way of catching a plagiarist. When words aren't yours, they don't add up to the context. You're a mis-educated dolt.




Wrong! Every of my verbal jabs has a mark of a true life tale as supplied by you in your desperation to gain fame on this platform. And they hit home knocking your narcotics impaired brains in tremor. I've suddenly become your tormentor in-chief. And the sudden surge in my mentions brings this truth to bare.




Between the lady who brought a drunk home for marriage and the drunk, who's more stupid?

You found someone as mentally dull as me worthy of emulation, and a literal father figure so much so that you stole and coppied my works, passing them up as yours and followed by handles?

You're the definition of hopelessness and intellectual austerity; the proof of the consequences of narcotics abuse. Your intellectual integrity was carried off-shore by the ways of hard drugs flooding your system.




Verily verily, I say unto you, were the gates of heaven be made so much so that it required the basic intellect of a simpleton to walk through it, thou shall still find thyself shut out in eternal damnation. For thy art from a seed of great mountain apes and wild gorillas whose cognitive levels never went beyond their hormonal gratification, as evident in the life of Edimolu senior, the great ape who birthed you without the basic understanding of the horrors of his sexual action. And you're the living causalty of his mental vacancy.





You're from a family of undisciplined, parochial monkeys and narcotics addicts who understood all the routes leading to the thick jungles where weeds and Marijuana are grown but none knew the way to college.

Hence in their 1000th generation, one Edimolu Edimolu2 Edimolu3 from the cursed bloodline went to the Internet to ask a question as elementary as genotype compatibility. But he was vast in the knowledge of smoking trees and taking tramadol for his unreliable manhood.

Your family is a blight on human intelligence. The command given to man to dominate the animals was given in exception to your lineage whose claim to being a homo sapien is pending scientific investigation.

Good, you just sent a million chills up my spine, i almost thought you would ignore it..

you see postmann, oops postgoat, i decide your aggression, you can't even control your emotions anymore

if i want pointless epistles from you, i know what triggers that, you are a biitch boy, one whose disses lack content and style

E dey pain yhu well well ba? yhu neva see anything

and to that faggôt quoting here and there seeking attention from one who doesn't give a heck about his piteous existence, you have reflected much foolishness here....you can keep quoting me and waiting for a mention that would never surface

postmann:
What do I call this? The volcanic spurts of anger from a man cut down to size, outclassed and stripped!

Your dignity was taken by the brilliance of my sword.

Journey well in your wailing and lamentations. You can twirl and twitch like a restless market bìtch for all I care, but once fùcked, you can't be unfùcked.

And I found your rectum defenceless like Chibok town, and I took my time pummeling and lacerating each sinew and anal ligament while you squeal like a tormented pig!

e no enter, behind that epistle lies your pain

but wait fess, you dwell so much on the anal cavity, wetin happen? you must be gay! now i understand why you sought help from ladies, you aint got no alpha-manners! you just a sissy whose favorite colour is pink

beltha.zor had once confirmed you being gây, i was wrong not to have believed

Dumb idiot, see as the werey dey fantasize about another man's butthole, thundar kill you for dere, oloriburuku ni bobo yi sha, infact i cover my yansh with the blood of jesus

so postmann aka biicth boy , how many diicks have you choked on today..

postmann aka errandboy

How do you like my troll
you must be hurting by now , knowing fully well you can't stop this

i like your anger, it is predictable, you are weak now, i will pummel you till you become inconsequential like that cowering pot bellied iidiot

postmann aka errandboy

oya come make i diss you small, i have played enough, what do you think?

do you remember this saying?

to deceive an enemy, pretend you fear him
Am sure such axiom would elude your reasoning but that's your biz to deal

You know why i don't get pained by your ill-articulated gibberish, they are watery and fictitious disses, no more no less, not a single one worthy of trueness in it, but for me? i hit you with the bitter truth of what goes on in your pitiable life now am back again to beat you harder than a Cherokee drum

They say, the higher an ape climbs , the more he exposes his bald ass, you have revealed the totality of your education and adulthood/maturity on this forum, You are mentally-dull, your brain cells get all jammed up anytime you attempt to think, you have never portrayed yourself as intelligent, you are just a gnomish, loud-mouthed cretin blighting this forum with his misfortunes

And your adulthood? has it strictly become a taboo for you to use your senses? or you experienced juvenile catastrophes as a child? a 40 year old man, giving mentions to a teenager to come back him up in a brawl, as if that wasn't enough shame, the lady ignored you, dude were you specifically created to be an embarrassment to anyone affiliated with you?

Well i do not know the family that spat you out like a thick phlegm, but am sure it is known for producing iidiots, halfwit paralytics, defectives and malnourished midgets like you

Dumb, lazy and unambitious bastard, one who is being reminded in the ways of intellect, the only usage worthy of your existence is to serve as a perfect exemplar for the definition of failure

You can type the usual baloney, i will grace your skinny âss with a response as soon as i can olodo

It is good to suffer fools, but never argue with them else you become foolish

postmann aka errandboy

first to do no dey pain, second to do dey enter blood, i stood aback smiling to myself when you were squealing here and there threatening me, i was like shey this mumu know who i be sha?

God don catch you today

postmann aka errandboy

should you not ask yourself why i ignored lezz and came after you? for the very first time, the dude used his brains by not trolling me, what manner of 40 year old gets so obsessed with posting several past quotes, are you so intellectually spent and bankrupt, you would seek solace under another man's blanket? hahahahhaha, it makes you a ballless hypocrite

Next time, you would think properly before laying mumu boasts, i won't pity you, trolling you is more fun than i anticipated

postmann aka errandboy

You lost this brawl the moment you mentioned trolling me with 50 mentions hence spamming my 3 monikers, that makes 150 mentions, well for starters , i understand the need for attention, not like you got something going on for you offline

You are a dependent fighter, just like that pot-bellied idiot with a militant head, you lack the mental strength to take this on with me, i will floor and flaw you without remorse

in verbal fitness, i have schooled you more counts than your poor dad ever did, in intellectual capability, i have more knowledge than the whole of your wretched generation combined

Postmann, stop claiming busy, we both know you are a 40 year old jobless troll, one who was dumb enough to ask nairalanders to welcome him

That shows you are absent of friends and family offline, did i not tell you this is the only place where you assume a bit of relevance

Postmann

Postmann, have you stopped with the trolling, you shouldn't tap out now

This will go on and on as need be, see this stupid learner!

You of all dimwits wants to troll me? You get mind oooo, You will suffer brutally, i wonder the kind of self-hate a 40 year old man can possess that'd make him lose hope in succeeding!

This otondo doesn't know where his own trolling stops is where mine begins!!!

BadBradley:
Yekpa!!!

Edimolu/ zealord plagiaring postmann's disses and lexicons and still using same against him . Chaiii! Only a disturbance drug addict will be this shameless.

This is same regurgitated bastard trying to accuse me of reinventing and reproducing my own signature disses.

Pathetic drug addicted inbred.

Same thing he did with his zandha account and until I forced him to deactivate. When I dealt with him so ruthlessly, he staged a comeback with Google's disses only to be shamed and exposed he deactivated

How long will nairaland keep giving us disturbed apes and frustrated fans gone rebel like edimolu/zeelord.

Postmann, we shall not banter with a fanboy ever again. This is damning!

it shan't be well with you if you stop bantering, is this one mad nii?

if you run from this, may more failure be bestowed upon you? you think this is a joke?

i wonder the kind of brain you have sef?

see the werey crying he beat zann.dhha, only if you knew it was 19 year old that dealt you so much blows you had to squeal like an helpless girl, his new accounts are tollz.ara/tozar.a, how bou you give him a mention?

yet i have a thread where you brawled me, zandhha.zaaaraaz and blooddddyyy.waaafffaaarrian on a thread and admitted we are three different persons, now all of a sudden am now zan..dha/tluzz.zie , i have never seen anyone as confused as you are, do you just neglect wisdom and embrace stupidity!

you flatter yourself when you say i deactivated my zeelord account, you are the dumbest adult on nairaland, i deactivated, yet my other accounts are very active and i troll you with it harder than those fûcks did your mother

you must be completely foolish

BadBradley:
When We call you retardéd, it is because you are organically a lunatic. Why do you suddenly claim I'm boring you when you have been quoting me for over a year like a torment Jewish pig because I asked you to unfollow me?

Am I the one responsible for your Mather's disgraceful demise? Am I responsible for your poor health or drug addiction? I have never quoted you expect in response to your obsessive quote to behead you like a serial market yam thief. And how can someone copy his own diss? If you're frustrated emotionally sick then get help instead of blowing your top like an abandoned animal.

Your type in the north will submit themselves for suicide mission or avail themselves for eternal servitude.

you have never contributed anything to this forum except your personal and family problems harassing us with threads and posts like:

* How do I solve my genotype deficiency

* Matured advice needed, I want a partner compatible with my genotype

* How do I get a girl in my street to sleep with me

* My uncle murderd my mother and I know God is watching.

* How do I increase my intake of tramadol.

Nairaland is your religion, your hope and your terminus. You're a disgrace to all adults in the land of human , animals, aliens and spirits.

You claim I was beaten by zandha. You're the same person as zandha who I forced to deactivate after I chased him out of religious section and beheaded him like the ancient church schlonged unbelievers. Same way as I embarrassed you to deactivate your zeelord account.

Your life is as wretched and subpar as that cheap Chinese phone you are using that can't even take screenshots properly. Offspring of drunkards claiming he's in control but resorting to screenshots after I murdered and expoxed him with screenshots.

Frustrated, confused ogre, how can you claim victory over someone you have been quoting since over a year and he keeps swatting you like a homeless insect?

Impotent drugged up lunatic.

When this one is pained is when he types boring epistles, you can cry me a river , i still would not pity you

all this boring epistle to convince me you won't be taking the bait of brawling me on FP

see this werey still yapping am zand.ha when screenshots had been laid before your weak eyes, you called zand.ha dark.rebel, now you call me zan.dddha , which means am darrk...rebelll right? aren't you just very confused

https://www.nairaland.com/3910393/man-crushes-cobra-which-attacked/5

what's with maids and kids?

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postmann:
The same empty rhetoric your wobbly drunk of a father employed in wooing your wretched mother, entangling her in a web of acute poverty.




I have a cure for your dementia. Since you have nothing to offer, but kept on making a pretence of engagement with your watery disses like yourr father's alcohol-overtaken sperm, I'll7 just be reposting the:

TOP 50 PUNCHES RENDERED AGAINST EDIMOLU EDIMOLU2 EDIMOLU3

joblessness at its peak!

Good lord! Never bestow upon me the type of joblessness and misfortunes that'd make me engage in a brawl on a Monday morning AMEN

BadBradley:
more like your Papa's swollen brokos could only produce a zinc-defcient sperm to father a sickle cell offspring like you.

Still stalking me all over Nairaland like failure stalks your entire mundane bloodlines?

e pain am!

bros Wetin do your hands? you been dey get brain seizures? ordinary deficient con difficult for you to spell

Go school you no gree, otondo

BadBradley:
Nairaland lacks news!

just like your brain lacks basic nutrients

badbradley, Mr "i can't reply your rants" , i dare your father to ignore this cowering bastard

olodo, keep viewing as a guest

BadBradley:
trite and repetitive. Tell me something that remotely undo the damage you have suffered and I will resume your torture.

If you keep dropping more of the same rants, then i won't flog a dead man. It's against the rules of combat, inflicting more pains to a man already on his knees.

which torture? you must be high on your your whôrish mother's bacterial discharge sprouting from her distended cûnt

you call this a combat? then you must be dumber than i had always imagined

Having a brawl with someone so lazy to think of new words, the only thing you have succeeded in doing is boring my âss out till death, to even have the nerves to post a screenshot where i have dissed countless ladies proves you are irredeemably stupid and confused

boring bastard

BadBradley:
still more of the same! This isn't worth one of my trademark vitriol.

you are the dumbest and the most recycled iidiot i have ever engaged, your brain lacks the power to conjure disses, to even go through people's post before you could throw a diss means you are clueless when it comes to brawls

Now i called you stupid, i think now is the right time to type again some dumb epistle

ode

badbradley seems to be cooking something hot for me, oh am sooo effing quivering with fear

This 40 year old jobless fool, you never know anything

hahahahahha

BadBradley:
is that a diss or rant? be constructive. This is below secondary school rated.

E pain am, hahahahahah

You wanna teach me how to remind you of how your mamma whôred her way till death, please do teach me

BadBradley:
na here I go pause till you pretend to restage a fight. This one no deserve response.

Oya pretend to fight, make I supply you more tramadol

nah nah

you have to keep going on, how can i make that possible, how can i ginger you ooo i need more of your epistles na

let me abuse your mama small that should ginger you a bit

your whôrish mother never lived beyond your birth, she died immediately you were conceived, your mother's death was only painful to the drunks she satisfied every night, but to others? it meant good riddance to bad rubbish

be sincere, do you know your father?

badbradley, you are wasting much time bro, i need you to dig and post more screenshots, that shouldn't be so hard to deal, i do not wanna believe your brain cells are fast depleting

now be a good boy and get to digging

BadBradley:
still bleating like a headless goat making so much meaningless noise.

Take a look at that screenshot where you were sniffing and stalking safiaaa like a mountain sex-starved billy-goat, and she accused you of being obsessed and stalking her.

You didn't even deny or face the issue but kept ranting like a disturbed teenage drug addict screaming " go and die". " You're predictable" blah blah blah.

If when she implored you to stop quoting her your response was , " I just did....go and die"

What kind of an adult is so childish and disturbed. Your mental development stopped evolving form age 11. You're classless and shameless. You don't seem to have the emotional wherewithal to live with rejection!
www.nairaland.com/attachments/7011814_screenshot20180420230536_jpeg20a4673e73fc15986934555d60de0f4f

Boy, you're mentally challenged, psychologically off the edge and emotionally depressed. You need help. Quit tramadol and look for other drugs your brain can handle. And stay of Nairaland except your mental health counselor decides to use Nairaland to test your sanity level.

still very stale, you still aren't giving this all your strength, can't you see you are losing out on this?

well check properly, you would see a screenshot of where i had called your mother a biitch and told her to go fûck herself when she asked for a quickie

please i wana see more screenshots, it brings back forgotten memories

BadBradley:
"e pain am".

Nairaland oldest retort for a scathing diatribe when they have no matching equivalent.

edivanquished!!!

scathing diatribe? could you show where it is? am lost

you feel so pained , because i make mockery of your words, i understand your pain brah, even the epistle you typed up there successfully defined your emotions

on the real, i was expecting to see something different na, i gave you a lotta time to think of new disses, you such a boring old fool

oya type another epistle na

olodo

BadBradley:
no be your type dey do suicide bombings or school shooting to get attention.

You think your suicide mission here will make league of monarch accept you back?

Omo, madness in Nigeria has no cure. So if you like form Lazarus, you're done and dead forever.

league of monarch, the very mention of that proves you are irredeemably stupid

your head no dey correct at all no be only league of monarch, na league of anarchy

ode

BadBradley:
Empty words as empty as your tramadol-dependended life!

I'm the beast that keeps haunting your dreams, giving you sleepless nights.

I'm that bright light in your squalid bedroom that just couldn't be dimmed to make you fall asleep.

I'm the devil who makes you feel so inadequate you run after me like i stole the original copy of your birth certificate

I'm the nerd whom you tried to befriend but swept you aside like a roadside filth.


I'm the monster that pushed your heart rate to 360/90 per bit you just can't live without quoting me

I'm that behemoth monster you see when you look in the mirror and feel depressed why your mom chose someone as aimless as your dad

I'm all you hope you can be if only you can get a chance to choose the family you will be born to.

And i will be responsible why you will be recorded as the youngest person to die from HBP.

You will quote me to your grave and die dishornourably as your mother killed by her own very brothers.

The last seconds of your life will be spent in reflection that the only moniker fordained to dethrone me in Nairaland is me, lezz.

You're as insignificant and useless as the water used in washing your mother's hideous coprse

E pain am

this is as stale as your mother's distended cûnt, please do put more etfort, okay

BadBradley:
You're a tormented ape and a bamboozled animal.

Someone is ripping you apart and you're yapping about grammar and typos.

Your level of frustration is enough to redefine the word. Nairaland foremost pussy-mystified loser.

you flatter yourself too much, you ripping me apart yet i gallantly stand? you must be really fûcked in the head

This guy mumu no be small " ripping apart" does this fool even know what that means?