lol yall should have just unleashed bolajbroke on this wack idiot little caf.aka little malu

come poster let my brother disvirgin you.his kini is very long!

shazzzzzzzz

mukina and javalove and u guys should stop talking i used to have it ,,i posted it on so so thread,
you people should post for us too .and stop talking too much.story

is javalove a muslim i thot modenine used to go to church.lol

thanks guys the battles are cool, who is that guy with a ponytil hair, he floored the other guy

ok shaz its you am still waiting for

so far we have only one quarterfinal result analysed by shaz, here is the result :::
flowshow vs j-unit flowshows wins .

we are waiting for shaz to give verdicts on the other 3 battles .so that we can move on to the semifinals.

lol so wordsmith caught junit biting, just because of lyrical dosioo's tourney, lol, anyways shaz when r u gon analyse the remaining battles . pls check them in the previous page, hybrid and wordsmith , thanks for catching the biter for me.
j-unit koo. junk unit nee.\

@shaz
we are waiting for the other feeds o. thanks gurl

amechi so u are in lagos, do u by any chance have the vids.?

@javalove
, i say javalove , did u enjoy the lag's finest 2 rap battles??

shaz thanks, remaining 2 battles before this one. pls give ur feed on them .so that we can conclude the tourney . thanks for being a darling.

@javalove
, i saw you in lag's finest 2, did u enjoy the rap battles??

cool. i like the song with the india beat, anyone who doesnt like this should move to another hread, pls post more fine songs. thanks auwali

only deadbreed hasnt shown up,

@all
while we wait patiently for shaz feed and scores over 20, be informed that shaz decision is final and is not subject to any question or challenge. be informed that she is just doing a favour hence her decision on the verses is final. regardless of whoever the contestants are includin dosioo.everyone is equal before the law. ok?

lol @ segzi cres

u like pussys and hate pussys that play hard to get, u r such a funny boy.

@shaz
yeah those are the 3 completed battles waiting for shaz feed .

@all
while we wait patiently for shaz feed and scores over 20, be informed that shaz decision is final and is not subject to any question or challenge. be informed that she is just doing a favour hence her decision on the verses is final. regardless of whoever the contestants are includin dosioo.everyone is equal before the law.

@amechi muonagor
so u have turned this thread into yo momma joke, lol

u left b4 but came back, i believe u gonna come back 4d third time like jordan. this is just attention seeking.

smith` what is mpd?

QUARTERFINAL 3

OLDSYNC VS MAKAVELE

OLDSYNC@ Makavele

Bleep, Bleep, am back with my axe, ready to mark this veil,
Am stuck into this a*se, rock steady to make tha fool wail,
Y'all know I've got my respect, that's still a reason y'all hail,
I kick shit easily, I don't mind if it stinks to dig out a dead one,
I need to kill easily that is why am paired with this misfed con,
Makavele aint a nu looser to me, he only won the battle against his bi*ches,
I'm not too happy that am only adding your win to my riches,
Edosio called men out for a show, a ni99a without attitude is coughing
Am still vexed, that I lost the chance to use Tai Chi(tIANSHIE) as a stepping stone,
Now the damage on your face will be like that on Katrina zone,
Sure man, I aint got no clone, I kill all creatures, even those with bones,
Never got much time to use on this chicken, I need a battle with beef
I'm from the west, i diss you like we dissed deaf with leaf,
Fore i take my leave, i need to make an arrangement for u a bus with a flag of leaf
Thief can excape my wrath better don't Bleep witha king that disgraces thiefs in public

MAKAVELE @oldsyncI'll terminate da FakeSync like abortion, send him to an early grave, Send this slug into your bleeping chest, scatter to pieces.

i'll diss you in no good manner, because the fakesync, you's the epitome of BABARISM
u need to step your this-illusioned game, that's why you're nicknamed PHANTISM
early in the /MORNING/ when u'll still be /SLEEPING/ me be doing ma' /DISSING/
i do it without /CEASING/ to u it ain't /PLEASIN/ you's a faker dropping lines without /REASON/
am da greatest lyrical boxer, even mike tyson can't stand 1 punchLINE
oldsync is fake, he got spanked and pouts his lips saying: punch MINE
i've got 99999 lives, been shot at by bleeping wackstas, yet i LIVETH
erase u from history, spit on your grave n' inscribe: Fakesync whom da Maka KILLETH
am so full of flows, am capable of causing a dynamic ECLIPSE
send out disses like laser beams, u'll get peforated like a patient wit ulcer PEPSIS
i'll glue your neck to the basement, and let go off the guillotine, get ready for EXECUTION
kick ya butt straight to hell, no hope for next life, even Jesus won't grant a RESURRECTION
i deal da real /PUNCHES/, no time for lame /BUNCHES/, ma' lines are superior like HI-FI
even 3.5g of dope won't make you syncronize, my game's got connectivity like WI-FI
am the ruthless executioner, while your'e on my list of fakers bout to get KILLED
your claiming valor, but have only got paper-tiger, u don't stand a chance even after doping DEAL
am dusting your ass pretty fast, u gon' be selling ex-punchlines on da HILLS
you's a fake actor, aint getting a part in this thriller, so how u gon' pay your BILLS?
am bloodthirsty like a vampire waiting to render your SPLEENLESS
da oldsync reps /FAKENESS/ this /NAMELESS/ cat's brain is full of typical /WACKNESS/
d fakesync's like engine with only 3 revs: slow, slower n' SLOWEST
come wit a batallion of soldiers, u still wont defeat me, i remain invincible because am da BRAVEST
i;ve got a prison with punchlines bout' to get RELEASED
your sure to get hit n' come up wit da /DISEASE/ that will leave u /DECEASED/
i'll leave u battling for the death row, u cunt-SEEKER/ d*ck GIVER/
bring doom like evil /NEMESIS/, u just read the /GENESIS/ of MAKAVELE the death-DEALER

;dlol girls

QUARTERFINAL 2 -CRUDE VS T-REX

CRUDE@T-REX
Ya'll know fa sho, i aint backing the fukk down. . . . .let's do this rex. . .

Mic-checkin got this fake Giant shitting in his pants
I strike the "G" from this Giant burst the "I" leave him the "Ant"
I know ei' way on the rap labyrinth, like i'm the son of the soil
Check it, i'm most expensive to rap-nation, call me Crude oil
Flowing gas-o-line, through my rap-line, and spray your ass
I've got this match i'ma strike it, n burn u to ash
Leave u lookin like u got entwined with an ignited Nitro
'Fo u freestyle use your Stylo, lest u post bulk of typos
your tight flow reveals your're tyro, now i'm lyrically psycho
Dont be stupid take heed, go and update your lyrical Silo
I did the Math .'. T + Rex = Nil
On your ass i'ma spit tipex n wite u out of this tourney
Here is my liter bin, u can drop some of your tightest there
You're as good as Nothing, it's like i'm battling an open air
You Sound like guitar without strings, i'ma pluck your vocal Chord
You get kicked arround all the time, u aint got game u're the ball

T-REX@CRUDE
i'm about to murk this cat/so start countin your loss
imagine an apprentice who wants to battle da boss
battlin me u know is worse than sucide
this fool is a plus to my list of my lyrical gynocide
u aint gat game/ like an empty zoo
i'm too tight mayne/u can't step in my shoe
u sure need a transformer to step up your weak lines
u aint on top but u still gon decline
when i mic check/then its sure your games over
because u against me is like a beetle to a rover
plus your delivery is poorer than nipost
in rap u can't move foward like light poles
i've gat bars to lock hiphop violators lyke u
and i'm a lyrical bot u don't want to screw
i brought a big trash can were u can spit your garbage
next time u flee/because like earthquakes i wreck damage

ITS OUR PLEASURE TO INVITE SHAZ (FROM THE ASK FOR FEED FAME ) TO JUDGE AND ANALYSE THE QUARTERFINALS BATTLES OF EDOSIOO MURDA AS QUICKLY AS SHE CAN, SHAZ PLS SCORE EACH VERSE OVER 20 SO THAT WE CAN KNOW THE SEMI FINALS QUALIFIERS. THANKS FOR BEING A DARLING. HERE ARE THE BATTLES READY FOR YOUR JUDGEMENT AND FEED::

QUARTERFINAL 1 FLOWSHOW VS J-UNIT

FLOWSHOW @J-UNIT

in the quarterfinals/'flowshow' aint a newbie/punchlines like queen bee/
no one knows who this mic checker be/goodness me/
lyrically born to wreck this/metaphors in full force /busts your testis
check this/am da illest mc/even with all the pieces u would still puzzle
i don't mumble /my rhymes don't fumble/flow is laid back/boy am so humble
i don't grumble /flowshow comes unexpected like a ghastly accident/
You said your 'evil' this aint playstation doug /so it can't your ''resident''
i push bricks /i aint talking bout the one your brothers play on tetris
don't vex this/your better off being a houseboy washing laundries
flowshows' pen the pound beater like peter /flowshowing rhymes aint lenghty
punches in serenity /u is the mini version of humpty dumpty
flowshows' lounging/nigga i spit more venoms than indian cobras
u is nofing but a shoemaker somm like an illiterate ojuelegba shoe cobbler
nigga u lame like a lepper/even when u were caught eatin chocolates u STILL couldnt spit bars
judgements like the nigerian bar/i aint talking bout where your mother works
naija rocks/no wonder his defeat looks fixed like chinese olympic fireworks
call me the rap tudor/am the one rappers worship like a nairaland rap idol
like somm big brother shit/hommie am watching u like your fathers' roof
u battlin flows?/nigga beating me needs more than scientific proof
i don't bark woof/cuzz i aint a dog like u/am a DOGG thats doug with a double g
i talk smack like dvds/u talk too much words/that is why doggs can't bite u
the quantity of the rubbish u talk determines how much flowshow smack you
am sick with it/ thats why the nairaland crowd is screaming
the only times he comes real with it is when he is dreaming
flowshow multis are way better/ more freindly than fair weather
personal vendetta/flowshow multis come with a capital 'M' letter
like cream cheddars/flowshow gets paid more than nigerian bank tellers/

VS

J-UNIT @ flowshow

new sound click n wer gowin on sik\
man don't want to test cus he will get slit\
nar not wid a blade wid ma bars u tit\
so don't try n mess cus man will get ripped\
, ull get torn apart\
got bars that wil put a hole in ya heart\
from da first to da last my flow is dark\
so don't try n test ull get ripped like a fart\
, n am far from cheerful\
man wants bars so i give him an earfull\
truama, is making manz fearfull\
catch manz on road n dey starts gettin tearfull\
cus, im a nasty lad\
far from sane no am gowin on mad\
so don't chat shit bowt how ya manz stab\
cus when it cums to u your far from bad

Bleep battlin' cats, I’m J Uniting cats, which means single-handedly I’m embarrassing cats
Why you cummin up short like a million midgets masturbatin ~ flowhoe
After the fight, I might kiss my opponent, maybe” ~ flowshow
If it wasn’t for our opponents, we’d be nobody. They’re the ones who enhance our victories.
I’m a lyrical pirahna
Strapped with a grenade in the pool with your momma
Attack her by the legs and I pull her to the bottom."
so let the next cat bring it on.

@nosa
whining after defeat is a normal thing for us in nairaland especially around here. and most especially when there are gifts to be won
so pls try to complain more. we love complaints .it is like food to our soul in nairaland.

@ quarterfinalists
ladies and gentleman
the quarter final bouts will be judged by the feed thread by shaz.
kindly check shaz thread to see the feed and see how shaz breakdowns of each person's line as soon as the quarter final battles are completed .
she will score each verse over 20, we should all accept shaz decision in good faith , good work fellas

@mailmalc
you are simply the definition of nigerian greatness.
i luv it whenever mailmalc raps.

zip it in a pdf format and upload 4 us all.

@skingo
he said ''''' really am sorry 4 this track go ahead and sue me,, that is sick
i will like to see this m.i guy on a collabo with saucekid , their duo will be sossick !

i can beleieve i havent been listening to him.

pls lalaboi upload more of m.i 4 me plsssssssssssssssssssssssssss , am loving this nigerians

mi is better than modenine nike

can someone pls put up a direct link to kokormikor and port harcourt rappers. people say they are really good. is it true?

@amechi
thats modenine you are talking to, ,,abi u sef wan battle modenine and end ur career like ruggedman did, better start cooking real punchlines or else.