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HEY GANJAMIND , BOLajibroke is my boo, dont ever talk thrash about him else i will smack u and ur mama's ass.lol

shaz here is the 2nd semi final , pls feed and choose a winner so that u guys can start ur tourney .thanks ma

EDOSIOO@MAKAVELE

@makapussi ,
like lupe ~am a ''superstar''~ yall are welcome to my fiasco!
call him corn flakes ~the way am eating this nigga like nasco!
when i rap i drop hiroshima bombs like saddam !
u battlin me is a mistake like the US in vietnam !
this rap shit aint nothing to me ,cuzz if we were twins u wouldnt look like me !
my punchlines makes makavele see more 'red' than the 'devils' in manchester!
fake 2pac wannabe, battle lyrical dosioo and get clapped the Bleep up
when u face me never talk smack/ else like dvds u would get smacked the hell up
i aint a republican ,call me MCcain the way am 'caning' this pussi !
stepping up to me will leave your career cut short like electric circuits
i will leave this 'clown' humilated like he was performing in his ''1st circus''
your style is incomplete,like jigsaw puzzles makapussi bitch your just a missing piece
lyrical dosioo da illest ,makavele is a 2pac wannabe,nigga you gotta rest in peace
call me mama no regret/ cuzz i ''whoop'' more asses than whoopi''goldberg'' !
i aint a gunner,but my metaphors shoot more shots than freddie lungberg !
rhyme on high ratios like microsoft visio, makapussi bitch u can't see the visuals
paper pistles like that used in toilet tissues/watch me pistol this into his blood tissues
i aint biggie, but makavelli(2pac) is the best MC in the dead rappers hall of fame
respect me makapussi cuzz your about to be lyrically inducted into the hall of shame
time to face your death,u got shot 5 times? now take 55 more shots from edosioo's bazooka
aint u a disgrace to all the nairaland boys? gettin your ass whooped by a female onlooker
scared of defeat/so this bitch hires clutches so he could stand on his feet
wordplay supernatural/ am so high, u couldnt reach me even if your name was ''MI'' !
lyrical dosioo vs makaveli is like the dead battling the living~no contest!
u against me is light against darkness,nigga u can't pass the litmus test !
dosioo's flow is insane ~my rhymes are like drug doses~thats why am called da ''lyrical dose yo'' !
confuse me with noboody/cuzz u couldnt change colours even if u were a chameloen

@SHAZ -AMAMA
GET THIS MALE VIRGIN OUTTA MY FACE ! AM FAR ABOVE HIS CLASS

AND MAKAVELE'S VERSE @EDOSIOO

Father, i've got a confession to make." "what have u done this time, makavele"?
"I told this bitch called edosioo that i don't need a whole . . . . .

i don't need a whole encyclopaedia of lines to rap cool
with hi-definition punches and metas, makavele leads the new school
beware! no fuxxin punchline fashioned against me shall prosper
i got flows capable of causing an earthquake immeasurable by the best Reichter
Tell u da truth, edosioo, readin your wacks verse gives me a fcukin-little-giggle
Niggie wants to read ma lines, he uses a freakin-brittle-goggle
am way too dangerous for you than a house full of flying daggers
like a starved gunman, facin me makes me more hungry for the trigger
I'll leave ya on slippery grounds, like a skater caught on thin ice
rain punches on your fuxxing face, call me mr. ruthless, i ain't 9ice
i'll leave u helpless like an infant left to play on a busy macadam
now u've got fear running down your spine, i to't u was braver than Sadam, madam?
i've got more shots at the title, like Spongebob i'll leave u battling for bikini bottom
t'is a star war, am da menace u scared to face because u think am your dad's phantom
like Obama, i'ma vanquish this republican even if u teamed up with George Bush
youz on the edge of a cliff, i've got da words u don't want to hear: "Push"
your I.Q. aint developed, i guess your momma never fed u wit Peak 1-2-3
makavele won't trade punchlines for your fuxxin infected p*ssy, can't - you- see?
swimming in bill gates' pool didn't fetch u a bucket - full - of - dollars
shaz's bre*st milk won't feed your lines bitten from a pocket-book - of - blunders
i'm going to stampede on u because your destined to lose like Johnny Tucker
u going to wish i was pretendin, when u get hit by my Big Mutha Truckers
your verse portrays mumbo-jumbo, u aint cordinated like a patient thats got apraxia
u fear to face me, kid, stand up to the sight of something worse than Medussa's
Am known for being ruthless, i aint got mercy for p*ssies like Eric Bischoff
You'll only end up derained and glued to a bible seeking salvation like a bishop
Lo! I got more shots at wearing the crown than liverpool's Fernando Torres
am afraid your lines aint shit, it sounds like another piece of martin lawrence

"Makavele, that's murder on 8-counts charges.
I'm afraid i'll have to turn u in to the cops."
"But he isn't dead is he, i only gave him a ill-dose-yo!"
"Silly boy, after spittin on him like that; he'll be long gone, MURDER."

@makaveke
lol @ur encyclopaedia.
lets give shaz to judge it right now

punk aint u suppose to upload it ?? or give links

if makavele doesnt show up by sunday evening to honour his battle , he will be walkedover, remember that crude defeated flowshow to advance to the finals, so we are all waiting for makavele ,his deadline is this sunday evening.

flowshows gets a lot of criticism from shaz, so flowshow loses and crude advances to the final . thanks shaz

nice thread

young digi?

modenine ft banky w -ruggedman diss talkin to u
faze ft modenine -originality remix
mi-long thing
darkpoet ft t-rex ,cypha dayja- sounds of the illest (very very hot beat)
da-grin ft yq efimisile
bleksem how long can you go (south africa) bba3 soundtrack
rasqie-soji tidi crunk soji remix

shaz why do u have a crying face ?

where has alexpussi been ?

oh

mailmalc:
Hey ! me kind of missed out. Cooool dudes

@ Smith
str8 up murda mayne. They just can't measure up even after joinin 50 tapes.

aiight buz time. Had to quickly come u wit this stuff despite the sad news i heard 2nite. Love u grand pops

@MALTHUS & hybrid

Wen Malc nd' Smith plays, it's Malth & 'brid's defeat on replay

jst this punchline to make your faces 'reddish' like Shaz I.D.

mailmalc God bless you for entertaining me, @everyone arent u entertained. this punchlines are too much for mallthus n brid o.

malc what happened to grandpa? sorry my beautiful boy.

@makapussi ,
like lupe ~am a ''superstar''~ yall are welcome to my fiasco!
call him corn flakes ~the way am eating this nigga like nasco!
when i rap i drop hiroshima bombs like saddam !
u battlin me is a mistake like the US in vietnam !
this rap shit aint nothing to me ,cuzz if we were twins u wouldnt look like me !
my punchlines makes makavele see more 'red' than the 'devils' in manchester!
fake 2pac wannabe, battle lyrical dosioo and get clapped the Bleep up
when u face me neva talk smack/ else like dvds u would get smacked the hell up
i aint a republican ,call me MCcain the way am 'caning' this pussi !
stepping up to me will leave ur career cut short like electric circuits
i will leave this 'clown' humilated like he was performing in his ''1st circus''
ur style is incomplete,like jigsaw puzzles makapussi bitch ur just a missing piece
lyrical dosioo da illest ,makavele is a 2pac wannabe,nigga you gotta rest in peace
call me mama no regret/ cuzz i ''whoop'' more asses than whoopi''goldberg'' !
i aint a gunner,but my metaphors shoot more shots than freddie lungberg !
rhyme on high ratios like microsoft visio, makapussi bitch u cant see the visuals
paper pistles like that used in toilet tissues/watch me pistol this into his blood tissues
i aint biggie, but makavelli(2pac) is the best MC in the dead rappers hall of fame
respect me makapussi cuzz ur about to be lyrically inducted into the hall of shame
time to face ur death,u got shot 5 times? now take 55 more shots from edosioo's bazooka
aint u a disgrace to all the nairaland boys? gettin ur ass whooped by a female onlooker
scared of defeat/so this bitch hires clutches so he could stand on his feet
wordplay supernatural/ am so high, u couldnt reach me even if ur name was ''MI'' !
lyrical dosioo vs makaveli is like the dead battling the living~no contest!
u against me is light against darkness,nigga u cant pass the litmus test !
dosioo's flow is insane ~my rhymes are like drug doses~thats why am called da ''lyrical dose yo'' !
confuse me with noboody/cuzz u couldnt change colours even if u were a chameloen

@SHAZ -AMAMA
GET THIS MALE VIRGIN OUTTA MY FACE ! AM FAR ABOVE HIS CLASS

ok shaz good work done . we need u to judge the semi finals ,, the 1st semi final is pastd below. pls feed and judge who the winner is

CRUDE@FLOWSHOW

Ok. . . .It's somthn like huh huh. . . . .

Who the fukc is this Burger(bugger) let me quickly eat him up
You're cold? I'm cool with it, husslers don't eat when it's hot
If this n!gga rap with his asscrack, he still wont spit shit
Punch? Yeah! You got it whenever u snatch one from Judy
This jack's son munchin popcorn, watchin me like i'm the thriller
Bulldozin your rap mansion n u fall helplessly like u aint got pillar
Son, your Flows don't Show with u postin epistles
that don't even commensurate with a verse in my rap bible
You to me is like a little-brittle-weevil to an eagle
Play millions of violin yet u came 1st playing the 2nd fiddle
With all that thimble my flow still pickle like a needle
It's as piercing as lights and as sharp as thistle
My fist n his cheeks got nuptials, they kissed n leave him with gingivitis
Lost 3 teeth, he lisps, now he don't talk much, he's got tonsillitis
If he talks, he'll be gasping like "Crude's sitting in my voice box"
Toss this salmon in my grill, he came out a fine lookin lox
I'm filled with the Game to the gills, Kini big deal? If i win 50-nil
Deal pills still i'm so ill that Bill Gate can't pay my Doc's bill
Standin upright like a column, I turn this cat to my plinth
Look up to me like the cloud, i just casted on your rap dream

FLOWSHOW @CRUDE

FLOWSHOW @CRUDE

i don't do drugs ~but i will abuse this child like i am fuckin cocaine
flowshow da showstopper~u gotta respect me cuzz my verse is sweeter than sugarcane
save us d crude oil story~your chit-chat sounds like d ghanian group tic-tac
flip flap~my multis smacks ass~ flows' bouta rip crude's pussi like a cheap snack
like your mom's vagina posing butt naked~flowshow's got her stinkin pussi clapped
my uzi claps like automatic glocks~flow multis leaves this crude face slapped
can't tell why this 'petroleum jelly' is acting d fool wit his slippery rhymes
similes & metaphors ~who else but 'crude' got lines as 'slippery' as 'crude oil'
i got his birthday present ~ama 'wrap' him up like an aluminium foil
don't u get the drill~flowshow rhymes are sicker than d terminally ill
i punch lines that pierce 'crude' harder than d niger delta 'oil' drill
crude 'oryell' even if u sucked shaz feeding bottle you still wouldnt 'feed' lines
say RIP to big poppa nairalanders sit back as i send crude to his grandfathers graveyards
heard u wallow in abject poverty~your entire verse is nothing but vanity upon vanity
ask chiogo flowshow drives cars wit rims that can feed your entire family
u think your heavy?~watch how shaz punctures your weight like a rapper on slim fast
like a referee who missed his match,crude oil is nothing but a fucken mismatch
like eddy& eedris abdulkareem~ i got the remedies to solve your entire family problems
d stakes are high~d semifinal needs more than rhyming,dissin,yabbis& punchlines
like d shameless pussi you are~cover your face in self pity like a newly disvirgined cunt
am sicker than your mothers pregnancy gettin aborted on d last day of d 9th month
like easyE & little wayne~flowshow's a rapper rappin easy like little weezy
call me murda mook~cuzz i just murdered this nigga in a way thats eeeeassssyyyyy!

@bjpumpin
thanks for the comment , and we all miss you

@flowshow & crude
good work guys, you both made my tournament succeed.

@makavele
are you ready? , its me against u !

2008 seems to be the year of modenine finally, but i think he is forgetting a party track for the nigerian clubs which is why ruggedman wins it all,
what do yall think?
for the boys :no beef talk allowed here pls. just drop constructive suggestions .

i now have 7 mi songs , that jedi jedi feli feli is mi-long thing i have it .whats ur yahoo addy ? sharing is love

@djchronic
as if u know bimbola

@javalove
yes he is djchronic of naija djs , and he tried to diss sauce b4, he has become a sauce fan too, african american is here ,its sauce kid yall, java leave me o

@javalove
so u r in love with mukina
.hen hen

@poster
eldee is very wack , i will pick saucekid , and ruggeman over him
hes wack wit a capital w .bosi gbangba sounds like makossa, freestyle is better than him anyday

whats ur yahoo id ? can u battle me , i wanna bet 100k?

@above posters
see facebook playerhaters .God punish una

lol @shaz feed on makavele oldsyn battle, your comments really got me going gaga.always fun to read shaz feeds.

@shaz
thanks for honoring that ma, and 4get about j-unit talking trash , he a dumb ass. like chiogo called him. ,
and j-unit shaz has a right to go anywhere and to anysite its none of ya biz boy. yall always hate a star, thats why u getting jealous cos she gets to be called by all the sites . j-u not!!! maybe i can come back with the semi fnals battles for fair judgements and equality because there is a lot of prises to be won in edosioo torunament. thanks gurl

@WORDSMITH
THATS SOME SICK SHIT RIGHT THURR.LIKE MAVERIK WILL SAY,

@HYBRID

SHAZ TOURNEY WILL START WHEN LYRICAL DOSIOO TOURNEY ENDS , ITS IN THE SEMIS NOW, AND WE DONT WANNA DISTURB U GUYS

nice one shaz, dont worry about j-unit talking trash , he aint gat no brain , besides he's nigerian ,, nigerians always talk trash , and the remaining quarterfinal results for the quarterfinals as analysed by shaz are

flowshow vs j-unit         flowshow wins
crude vs t-rex                crude wins
oldsync vs makavele      makavele wins
deadbreed vs edosioo   edosioo wins , deadbreed was a no show , maybe he was scared of lyrical dosioo already, chiogo and hybrid aint i right

REALLY WANNA APPRECIATE EVERYONE WHO'S COMMENTED ON LYRICAL DOSIOO TOURNEY,,from wordsmith, hybrid ,.mailmalc, tianshe , alexpissu, shaz ,chiogo, mallthus, tianshe , hannibal and everyone ., all the participants ,shaz , bolajibroke etc, yall shouldnt forget that the 1ST , 2ND AND 3RD IN DOSIOO TOURNEY ARE ENTITLED TO RECEIVE GIFTS THAT WILL BE DISCLOSED AFTER THE FINAL BATTLE. FOR THOSE IN NIGERIA YOUR GIFTS ATRE EASY TO GET TO YOU, AND FOR THOSE OUTSIDE NIGERIA , YOUR GIFT WILL BE SENT TO YOU ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD. AND SHAZ ALSO GETS A GIFT FROM ME because OF HER REFEREEING /OFFICIATING /MODERATING WITHOUT BIASE ROLE ,
SO LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
YALL ARE WELCOME TO LYRICAL DOSIOO'S SEMI-FINAL BATTLES .


after the semi finals ballots , LET ALL THE REMAINING PARTICIPANTS FIND THEIR NAMES FOR THE SEMI-FINAL FIXTURES  
MAKAVELE  VS EDOSIOO
CRUDE       VS  FLOWSHOW

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN LET THE SEMI-FINALS BEGIN , POST UR BATTLE VERSES NOW. DEADLINE IS 5TH FRIDAY 2008

nice one shaz, dont worry about j-unit talking trash , he aint gat no brain , besides he's nigerian ,, nigerians always talk trash , and the remaining quarterfinal results for the quarterfinals as analysed by shaz are

flowshow vs j-unit flowshows wins
crude vs t-rex crude wins
oldsync vs makavele makavele wins
deadbreed vs edosioo edosioo wins , deadbreed was a no show , maybe he was scared of lyrical dosioo already, chiogo and hybrid aint i right


after ballots here are the

lol a chiogo signature, shaz this thread shouldnt enjoy top slot anymore , the battle is over yo, and wordsmith won !.

ffuck you simon ,
if u want to post mi songs post it , if not hut the Bleep up, how do we feel him when we can't even hear him, thats what kills nigerian songs . because some idiots refuse to upload for others to listen.simon cress if u don't upload mi songs you have killed his music and talent. his cds are not in edo, or ben .how do i appreciate an artist i dont hear onlinefool

idiot do u think nigerians mean what they say
even when okocha is playing football and is about to score  ,
nigerians will abuse him and say okocha oloshi morope oni score  ni, translation :foolish okocha i think say u no go score ni.lol
i guess its a normal way of life for us, all tyhose people abusing each other when they see each other online they will begin to hug each other . thats green white green for you
the worst part is that u will see it on the search engines , just goggle idiot or stupid, or yourfather , your papa your mama , or Bleep u, or e no go better 4 u
the first thing u will see is nairaland music thread.lol one in a million. at least nairaland a nigerian site is the 1st site that will come out.mission accomplished through insults .

abi tosinadeda/skingo and javalove na lie?