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Stage Name;          LYRICAL DOSIOO
Real Name;             EDOSIOO OKORIE
D.O.B;                    dec 25
Location;                edo State
Origin;                    edo state
Am into;                  ghost writing for underground rappers in lag N EDO, hooks and choruses
Hobby;                    playing killer instinct ,ki gold,pro evolution xbox etc.fighting games, battle rapping my 2 sistas
Fav. color;               firish Red
Ambition;                not sure yet, the future shoud decide , but ghost writing and making benjis from it
Turn on;                  creative and interesting personalities like bjbroke. drama creating people
Turn off;                  misuse of admin powers ,boredom, playerhating posts from familiar biitches, stupidity and lack
                                of understanding that the internet aint real. we are just joking here. bitches who get     
offended over online jokes.

is that the only thing from double six , and the youtube link aint working .give us real links to more songs right now

@t-rex
r u the t-rex rapping with dayja and emtee, cypha and darkpoet ?unilag boys ?

@makavele
very good thread, very creative. some of us might even live in d same house and we dont know.
and ur hobby is playing video games i bet u cant beat me in killer instinct,
am coming to post my bio soon.

@hybrid
really i didnt know u could rap. thats a huge surprise, surely surely u really killed mallthus come he didnt come harder.

@menike
lol.both of em got 6 toes on each feet, lol hilarious

owolomo aka naeto c so u sef no like saucekid?

@snazzy
which one is vic among them? vic is my boyfriend o.lol

BY popular demand, Hybrid vs deadbreed.
more like undertaker vs fake undertaker.
10bars only.maximum 20lines ,
no dickriders pls . only mcs with more than 500 posts can vote. Usual nairaland rules apply
, Deadbreed,, you have the podium .you invited him you have to spit first.

lol, didnt know hybrid could rap. nice one

@smith
and u say bolaji is not important, here ,, see how u r commenting \nd remembering him. that nigga surely rocks .
, yall should get him back in nairaland.

@all
whatch yall waiting for , see the fixtures above and drop ur verses. seems some mcs are scared of imminent defeat

HYBRID-X:
@wordsmith

much respect man . . lets do this . . .but first gots to lunch out with a response to my boy deadbreed . . but lets do battle for old times sake .

@DEADBREED
grabs the mic . . . . . . .(blows the dust off the mic)

the brid's back/how dope is that/ . . . .

heard some cats b disrespecting ma name/
dude,look around u/this da veterans lounge fool/
am r keep on murdering all of you's/dead-dying done breed/
ask ma dowg wordsmith/my flows flood this thread like new orleans/
smack your crew so hard/my fingerprints grow out'ya black skins/

WELL.WELL.WELL.hybrid hybrid, hybrid,,,,, good to know u have taken the battle up against deadbreed. sick lines right thurr like maverik would say , now lets see who the real brid/breed is.

@deadbreed
would u consider hybrid's diss to u a challenge ?if yes.can i set up hybrid vs deadbreed. that will be one hell of a suicide battle.i need ur permission to do this.

@shaz
can u pls investigate the ip address of deadbreed and lets see if its hybrid himself or somebody else hiding underneath, pls investigate and reveal ur findings.

@all old and new mcs , veterans and new wackarans
good looks yall, even in beef we still love u all. her judicial lordship edosioo, let none of yall mention ma name else,.u know how i bust it.

@vicade
you have been summoned to replace tianshe, as he didnt shown up. pls battle against oldsync

GROUP OF 16 KNOCKOUT DRAWS. BATTLE VERSES SHOULD BE MAXIMUM OF 16 BARS I.E not more than 32LINES

EDOSIOO VS MENIKE
CRUDE VS SIMMY
FLOWSHOW VS MAILMALC
ALEXPISSU VS T-REX
OLDSYNC VS VICADE
J-UNIT VS SKEPTIK
DEADBREED VS WORLDBEST
NOSA VS MAKAVELE

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN LET ''EDOSIOO'S MURDER 2008 MOST CREDIBLE BATTLE RAP TOURNAMENT BEGIN .
pls post ur verses. edosioo in da battle building.

now thats the real javalove in da building!. giving all of them one by one, spoon by spoon plate by plate. hi javalove u rock this thread.

@vicade
no it isnt late , stand by to replace any absentee, what yall waiting for fellas. post ur verses now.

@deadbreed
stop all these flowshow this flowshow that, you are suppposed to post ur verse against ur opponent, worldbest . we are waiting 4 ur verse

lol.what is this thread findng here

mic check 1-2

@MENIKE

i would have menike and his father dancing in ma video like it's puffy and mase
metaphorical queen edosioo am like ''mya'' yall are about to see ''the best of me''
edosioo is madder than madarocka yall can call me da cheif rocker
nairaland showstopper,007 the moonraker, watch me clothesline menike like da bush whacker
in nairaland niggas respect edosioo because am royalty ask wordsmith
call me da fresh prince the way am gettin 'jiggy wit it' like 'will smith'
his mom is an idoit she dresses like the dumb cheek from red hot chilli pepper
rhymes sicker than salt n pepa i got his legs locked down like a crawling leper
ama run over this animal like a caterpillar watch me take shots like lampard
his mouth is too hot cus he swallowed too much red hot chilli peppers
menike is a true son of his mom, stupidity runs in their entire family.menike has no rod
menike is already scared of me call me ''rambo'' cus am drawing ''the first blood''
u is compared to a dustbin your nothing but a baby's diaper because your full of shit
slash his lungs ,chop his guts, Bleep this slut until his throat slit
short ass nigga he won the best mc prize in d nigerian pygmies association award
no wonder his nickname is ''nairaland's most distinguished coward''
grab a sit yo watch edosioo shine because i lyrically respect my grind
don king aint here yet but dosioo has already drawn the battle line
bloody infant ,this kid is trying to grow from ''boys to men''
he is down ''on bended knees'' because he knows its the ''end of the road'' man!
menike is like yingyang twins rappin in silence because he is always saying nothin
thats why his head swells as if it was roasted in a microwave oven
this dirty swine is nothing but a pig because he is always eating guinea corn
he never dated a girl thats why he sings ''am lonely'' like akon
a hungry man is an angry man  someone tell shaz to bring edosioo some beef to roast
i will make him pack his ''ghana must go'' like he's from ''gold coast''
like a fortune teller watch me predict menike's walkover like nostradamus holo-caust
like d lord of ajasa, my style is 2phat call me da ''elephant'' like am from 'ivory coast'
like al pacino i will strike this punk down like i am da''god father''
u have nowhere to run because i watch your every move like i am ''big brother''
shameless punk stop staring the Bleep at me else i will puncture your eye retina
you are no match to me because i been running the game like the referee colina
i have a feeling this menike gay wont show up cus he is nothing but a scared maggoot
menike ''the game is over'' shaz u can now call me ''p-square to do this gay''

lol @nosa
nice one nosa kicking off the battles immediately . cant help but laugh the way u spelt ''MAKAVELE SUCKS ASS''
lets wait for makavele to reply you while we wait for others to start battling.meanwhile i will post mine against menike right now.

[b]VOTING RULES-[/b]You HAVE 8 VOTES TO CAST FOR EACH DIFFERENT BATTLE CATEGORY .
DICKRIDE VOTES WILL BE REVOKED AND CANCELLED BY THE MODS. battle verses should be 16 bars (32lines )maximum
Voting and judgements may be according to the following criteria
1.   punchlines
2.   wordplays
3.   metaphors
4.   beat compatibility
5.   multis
6.   humor/comedy
7.   rhymes and flows
8.   verse construction and structure
9.   rap content
10.  opening and closer

you all can add more categories of your choice according to your personal choices

voters can explain why they voted for who they voted for quoting verses and lines and mentioning names  as u wish. ladies and gentlemen edosioo is known for fairplay ,freedom, fairness and justice to all.let the voting begin

GROUP OF 16 KNOCKOUT DRAWS. BATTLE VERSES SHOULD BE MAXIMUM OF 16 BARS I.E not more than 32LINES

EDOSIOO VS MENIKE
CRUDE VS SIMMY
FLOWSHOW VS MAILMALC
ALEXPISSU VS T-REX
OLDSYNC VS TIANSHE
J-UNIT VS SKEPTIK
DEADBREED VS WORLDBEST
NOSA VS MAKAVELE

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN LET ''EDOSIOO'S MURDER 2008 MOST CREDIBLE BATTLE RAP TOURNAMENT BEGIN

^$#@!$%^*(*^&*())_)+-(*&^#@@$#%&^(())()(&%^$##%&())(*&%##@@#$%$#@!%

lol@chasisgirl

anyways 16 contestants  are now competing. after the draws this thread will host all the battles while the voting polls /results thread will be opened. good luck yall.

SO FAR SO GOOD THE RESPONSE IS TREMENDOUS

entry 1 -flowshow
entry 2 -simmy
entry 3 -j-unit
entry 4 -makavele
entry 5-crude
entry 6 -t-rex
entry 7- oldsync
entry  8 -edosioo
entry- 9- tianshe
entry 10- menike-
entry 11-skeptik
entry 12-deadbreed
entry 13- nosa
entry 14-worldbest
entry 15-alexpissu
entry 16- mailmalc

consequential to noises made by some rapheads in other threads some contestants , are hereby summoned by the cheif judge of the battle rap magistrate court to do battle here to proof themselves or face disrepute . anyone raphead who doesnt honour his battle will be disqualified as we have no time for nonsense and time wasting.

@nosa101
no nosa it is not too late to join, in fact you replace shaz as entry no 13. she wants to concentrate on moderating.

by popular demand shaz remains a moderator hence she has been replaced by nosa. this means all previous HLR totles has been relinquished hence a new 2008 champion will be crowned here.


ladies and gentlemen get ready to destroy all and sundry as we hold the draws for the 1st round knockouts of
Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament

femzy:
bj abeg upload all mode's track you hv got dere,

thanks in advance,

dont thank anyone o, if anybody uploads anything there. they will get banned in 24hrs, if u need any cd go and buy it!!! this one i guess is just an advert.

where can we listen to lyrical , kokomikor, cyrus da virus etc from ph?

yes modenine is javalove. and do u have a problem with that ?

makavele:
@edosioo
Good work!

deadbreed:
flow show is the gratest rapper on nairaland,shaz u beta watchout for that guy

deadbreed:
LET US DO BATTLE NOW NOW AM THE ILLEST AT THE MOMENT EDOSIO LETS KILL THIS PLACE

@alexpissu
Bleep ur comment on the nairaland sumit. asswipe if u got game why did u run from hybrid toruney,
its cos u know thats its got more thrash than my laptop's recycle bin. if u wanna enter edosioo's toruney it is free. stop backbiting and come here to speak ur mind. the problem with u is u talk so much on the linesman back and u neva step into the ring tyo throw punchlines. so an advice 4 u alexpusssi wussi sussi's pussi like flowshow calls u, enter right now or stay the Bleep away. be warned if u talk thrash bout me or hybrid one more time u will be lyrically bastardised and disowned.

@everyone
thanks for the good comments yall. only those with clean spirits will survive edosioo's 2008 rappers murder

we are giving the 2 beggars tianshe and menike a chance to enter edosioo tourney, but i have to warn them both.if they don't show up they will lose automatically by walkover and disqualification and they will be laballed ''chicken fear fear  rappers on nairaland.'' i am edosioo and i don't take nonsense from fake asses. to be forewarned is to be forearmed

SO FAR SO GOOD THE RESPONSE IS TREMENDOUS

entry 1 -flowshow
entry 2 -simmy
entry 3 -j-unit
entry 4 -makavele
entry 5-crude
entry 6 -t-rex
entry no 7- oldsync
entry no 8 -edosioo
entry- 9- tianshe
entry 10- menike-
entry 11-skeptik
entry 12-deadbreed
entry 13- shaz. 

good responses yall.
this shows that everyone respects edosioo's tourmanent and has confidence in her judgements organisation. and unbiased tourney,  ladies and gentlemen the roof is about to explode as we wait to crown the 1st ,2nd ,3rd rappers in 2008 , put your hands together for Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. entry number 14 state your name gangsta .

rflmao @tianshe and menike
oh now the playerhaters have began to beg to enter into edosioo's torunament.
tianshe biatch,, sorry go and open ur thread with wordsmith fool and hybread idot and stop that worldbest is flowshow shit,, we have been thru that in 2007 .
nonsense, ask shaz at least she can check the ip address of wordlbest and flowshow. we were actually expecting the likes of menike , tianshe ,wordmith and hybrid to come here and post nonsense and then beg to enter edosioo's tournament, pls make ur stupid comments and let the unbiased rap heads do their battle ,
and lest i forgot , edosioo thread is not open to fake beefer and biased playerhaters.

@skeptik
i belief u r from africanhiphop.com right,,,i know one skeptik there , and yes if u win ur gift will be sent by DHL, DHl reaches any part of the world, ladies and gentlemen, let the beefers beefs and let the playerhaters playerhate, edosioo's murda is starting any moment from now.

@deadbreed
i hope u r not hybrid using style to register for edosioo's toruney in anoda form.?
and flowshow and shaz battled only once , that was in hybrid final where she was named hlr.unfortunately that same hybrid is a biased person so all previous tourney held by him and all his results are null and void. this means shaz neva beat flowshow as shaz try to claim, if u still have doubts ask shaz to enter for this tourney so that she can have anoda chance to face flowshow , so u can see who actually is better . infact lets give shaz anoda chance to face flowshow right now,

Wordsmith:
He has a point Shaz. You gotta open that thread and let us mcs battle. I suggest comments by those fools be deleted and we get down to bizness. I personally took some time off to join the tourney as well as the other cats. Forget them fuckerers, they've got their wackass tourney, let em go battle their kind there.

beef beef is resident in ur blood wordsmith fool., may it extend to ur unborn family and their children, oh now both of u want to extend the beef to shaz, she closed the thread because idiots like u were conniving with hybread to call some people wack/new generation and then judge battle to favour u only, i am back in the builing, and be rest assured i am ur worst nightware. that hatred will live in wordsmith blood 4 ever. oloshi omo ode.

entry 1 -flowshow
entry 2 -simmy
entry 3 -j-unit
entry 4 -makavele
entry 5-crude
entry 6 -t-rex
entry no 7- oldsync
entry no 8 -edosioo

great response fellas. at least the contestants here are more than the ''biased tourney''. this already shows that there is a lot of respect for edosioo's tournament
entries are closing on sunday night, battle fixtures will be out  by monday .
edosioo's tournament .no playerhaters, no time wasting.no biase. full of prizes. 100% success.

@shaz
please help me tell some people that i am not disturbing anyone's tournament o.
especially those that call themselves ''methusellas or old boys association'', the threads are public and anybody can open his or her own separate tournament .at least on thing is for sure, our own champion will emerge , and that will never be by biase or daft judgements.
thanks for the respect shaz. we all love u for stayin in the middle.
i have to admit that her maturity is 100times more than ''highbread''and the ''old boys association''.
am sorry but i am known for speaking my mind too like shaz. aint i right guys?

Shaz:
[color=olive]Lol. . goodluck but take this notice, I will not hesitate to lock the tourny if fights arise here. Peeps should learn how to battle with dignity and self-respect[/color]

yes my sista. i have heard u, and we are both girls , and girls can organise it better. and i edosioo is the best to do it .watch me proof it. thanks 4 d advice . lots of love.

@the boys and everyone

entry 1 -flowshow
entry 2 -simmy
entry 3 -j-unit
entry 4 -makavele
entry 5-crude
entry 6 -t-rex

let me say this, there are special undisclosed gifts for the 1st, 2nd and 3rd in edosioo tournament, if the guys or girls in south-africa or foreign countries win ,their gifts will be sent by DHL, no one is going to fight here as me and the boys are gonna respect my girl shaz. cos she deserves all the respect as an mod. truly she has mediated with so much maturity, while we await entry number 7 , whoever has bolajibroke's email addy should beg him to return to nairaland,. edosioo has just taken over by a coup de detat. ladies and gentlemen one more time you are all welcome to Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament, and get ready cos you guys are going to see a voting system that has neva been seen b4 on nairaland.

i have already sent an invitation to my battle rap friends in other sites, they will troop in any moment from now. you all can invite ur freinds as this promises to be the biggest battle rap tournament of all time.

the responses are very very good , entry number 7 we are waiting for u

i am edosioo, and here is the story.
consequential to hybrid's thread failure due to biase and favouritism and taking sides. all mcs have voiced out their opinion which led to shaz closing the thread till further notice. the real owners of nairaland rap thread will like to have a battle tournament that has all the credibility and respect, so my fellow battle rappers. it is time for Edosioo's Murder ''2008 most credible' battle rap tournament , so without wasting time , all interested mcs should drop their name to enter the tourney, be careful , cos haters like hybrid and the usual haters will attempt to hate, do not look in their way for it is part of the game, lets do our own tourney and crown a new battle rap champion selected through a proper voting process, There is no current champion everyone starts on a level ground .after the registration the fixtures will be done by me and polls will be opened for everyone to vote, this time around there is no single judge., everyone is a judge so there is no room for biase, we would ask shaz to put this on top as a sticky 1st thread .ladies and gentlemen you are welcome to the most credible battle rap tourney on nairaland. Edosioo's Murder ''2008 most credible' battle rap tournament

P.s pls note that battles will be judged collectively by voting only and contestants will give reasons for their votes.