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Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by edosioo(f): 3:18pm On Aug 26, 2008 |
so far we have only one quarterfinal result analysed by shaz, here is the result ::: flowshow vs j-unit flowshows wins . we are waiting for shaz to give verdicts on the other 3 battles .so that we can move on to the semifinals. |
Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by playahP(m): 1:33am On Sep 02, 2008 |
bone smasher in da building im contestant number wat hey flowshow,u call ur self flowshow maiiiiiinee ima cal ya a muthafucking slowmo u aint got ur shit locked or fucking ryhmes tite all u wanna do is represent d shit dat i am wanna battle SON,go learn how to ryme u dont come around barking like a dawg cos guess wat we'yll know youse a cat so dont come ere frontin cos youse a FAD!!!!!!! |
Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by edosioo(f): 5:08am On Sep 02, 2008 |
nice one shaz, dont worry about j-unit talking trash , he aint gat no brain , besides he's nigerian ,, nigerians always talk trash , and the remaining quarterfinal results for the quarterfinals as analysed by shaz are flowshow vs j-unit flowshows wins crude vs t-rex crude wins oldsync vs makavele makavele wins deadbreed vs edosioo edosioo wins , deadbreed was a no show , maybe he was scared of lyrical dosioo already, chiogo and hybrid aint i right after ballots here are the |
Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by edosioo(f): 5:21am On Sep 02, 2008 |
nice one shaz, dont worry about j-unit talking trash , he aint gat no brain , besides he's nigerian ,, nigerians always talk trash , and the remaining quarterfinal results for the quarterfinals as analysed by shaz are flowshow vs j-unit flowshow wins crude vs t-rex crude wins oldsync vs makavele makavele wins deadbreed vs edosioo edosioo wins , deadbreed was a no show , maybe he was scared of lyrical dosioo already, chiogo and hybrid aint i right REALLY WANNA APPRECIATE EVERYONE WHO'S COMMENTED ON LYRICAL DOSIOO TOURNEY,,from wordsmith, hybrid ,.mailmalc, tianshe , alexpissu, shaz ,chiogo, mallthus, tianshe , hannibal and everyone ., all the participants ,shaz , bolajibroke etc, yall shouldnt forget that the 1ST , 2ND AND 3RD IN DOSIOO TOURNEY ARE ENTITLED TO RECEIVE GIFTS THAT WILL BE DISCLOSED AFTER THE FINAL BATTLE. FOR THOSE IN NIGERIA YOUR GIFTS ATRE EASY TO GET TO YOU, AND FOR THOSE OUTSIDE NIGERIA , YOUR GIFT WILL BE SENT TO YOU ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD. AND SHAZ ALSO GETS A GIFT FROM ME because OF HER REFEREEING /OFFICIATING /MODERATING WITHOUT BIASE ROLE , SO LADIES AND GENTLEMEN YALL ARE WELCOME TO LYRICAL DOSIOO'S SEMI-FINAL BATTLES . after the semi finals ballots , LET ALL THE REMAINING PARTICIPANTS FIND THEIR NAMES FOR THE SEMI-FINAL FIXTURES MAKAVELE VS EDOSIOO CRUDE VS FLOWSHOW LADIES AND GENTLEMEN LET THE SEMI-FINALS BEGIN , POST UR BATTLE VERSES NOW. DEADLINE IS 5TH FRIDAY 2008 |
Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by Crude(m): 12:11pm On Sep 03, 2008 |
[b]Ok. . . .It's somthn like huh huh. . . . . Who the fukc is this Burger(bugger) lemme quickly eat him up U're cold? I'm cool with it, husslers dont eat when it's hot If this n!gga rap with his asscrack, he still wont spit shit Punch? Yeah! U got it whenever u snatch one from Judy This jack's son munchin popcorn, watchin me like i'm the thriller Bulldozin ur rap mansion n u fall helplessly like u aint got pillar Son, ur Flows dont Show with u postin epistles that dont even commensurate with a verse in my rap bible U to me is like a little-brittle-weevil to an eagle Play millions of violin yet u came 1st playing the 2nd fiddle With all that thimble my flow still pickle like a needle It's as piercing as lights and as sharp as thistle My fist n his cheeks got nuptials, they kissed n leave him with gingivitis Lost 3 teeth, he lisps, now he dont talk much, he's got tonsillitis If he talks, he'll be gasping like "Crude's sitting in my voice box" Toss this salmon in my grill, he came out a fine lookin lox I'm filled with the Game to the gills, Kini big deal? If i win 50-nil Deal pills still i'm so ill that Bill Gate cant pay my Doc's bill Standin upright like a column, I turn this cat to my plinth Look up to me like the cloud, i just casted on ur rap dream[/b] |
Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by FLOWSHOW: 10:15pm On Sep 03, 2008 |
FLOWSHOW @CRUDE i don't do drugs ~but i will abuse this child like i am fuckin cocaine flowshow da showstopper~u gotta respect me cuzz my verse is sweeter than sugarcane save us d crude oil story~your chit-chat sounds like d ghanian group tic-tac flip flap~my multis smacks ass~ flows' bouta rip crude's pussi like a cheap snack like your mom's vagina posing butt naked~flowshow's got her stinkin pussi clapped my uzi claps like automatic glocks~flow multis leaves this crude face slapped can't tell why this 'petroleum jelly' is acting d fool wit his slippery rhymes similes & metaphors ~who else but 'crude' got lines as 'slippery' as 'crude oil' i got his birthday present ~ama 'wrap' him up like an aluminium foil don't u get the drill~flowshow rhymes are sicker than d terminally ill i punch lines that pierce 'crude' harder than d niger delta 'oil' drill crude 'oryell' even if u sucked shaz feeding bottle you still wouldnt 'feed' lines say RIP to big poppa nairalanders sit back as i send crude to his grandfathers graveyards heard u wallow in abject poverty~your entire verse is nothing but vanity upon vanity ask chiogo flowshow drives cars wit rims that can feed your entire family u think your heavy?~watch how shaz punctures your weight like a rapper on slim fast like a referee who missed his match,crude oil is nothing but a fucken mismatch like eddy& eedris abdulkareem~ i got the remedies to solve your entire family problems d stakes are high~d semifinal needs more than rhyming,dissin,yabbis& punchlines like d shameless pussi you are~cover your face in self pity like a newly disvirgined cunt am sicker than your mothers pregnancy gettin aborted on d last day of d 9th month like easyE & little wayne~flowshow's a rapper rappin easy like little weezy call me murda mook~cuzz i just murdered this nigga in a way thats eeeeassssyyyyy! |
Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by HYBRIDX(m): 7:47am On Sep 04, 2008 |
@crude home boy ,u surely shown improvement . . . . proud of u kid . . . no matter what ,dont quit doing what u doing aight . . .HYBRID-X officially gots ur back bro . . . stay high . . |
Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by bjpumpin(f): 12:44pm On Sep 04, 2008 |
nice one edosioo, so you really succeeded with this your tournament. well done @flowshow take it easy on the kid , he is still learning. |
Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by JUNIT1(m): 5:05pm On Sep 04, 2008 |
nice one flow, crude big ups nyc, really close, who gonna win, damm, this shoulda been da final. |
Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by Crude(m): 9:55am On Sep 05, 2008 |
@Hybrid-X Phew! I appreciate that mayne. . . . .No doubt u cats did shown me some way out, so i'm just going with it, . . . . .Thanx ya'll @J-Unit It's just the begining. . . . . . . . . @BjPumping Lol. . . . . .You know u got me cracking my ribs with laughter each time u pop up like trying to give props to yourself. "I'm still learning" i'll say thanx for reminding me. . . . . . .You know i aint battling for real, it's a fuxxing rehearsal, i'm just trying to get myself prepared for further important match, and guess who my punching bag is. . . . . .One of ur souls |
Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by edosioo(f): 5:46pm On Sep 05, 2008 |
@bjpumpin thanks for the comment , and we all miss you @flowshow & crude good work guys, you both made my tournament succeed. @makavele are you ready? , its me against u ! |
Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by Crude(m): 7:44pm On Sep 05, 2008 |
;d |
Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by edosioo(f): 8:10pm On Sep 05, 2008 |
its lyrical dosioo bitches ~lyrical dosioo is insane! its the semi finals yo !!!!edosioo's murda 2008!!! makapussi bitch , u neva seen a verse like mine before. ur abouta learn how it feels to get ur ass whooped by a girl |
Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by edosioo(f): 8:18pm On Sep 05, 2008 |
@makapussi , like lupe ~am a ''superstar''~ yall are welcome to my fiasco! call him corn flakes ~the way am eating this nigga like nasco! when i rap i drop hiroshima bombs like saddam ! u battlin me is a mistake like the US in vietnam ! this rap shit aint nothing to me ,cuzz if we were twins u wouldnt look like me ! my punchlines makes makavele see more 'red' than the 'devils' in manchester! fake 2pac wannabe, battle lyrical dosioo and get clapped the Bleep up when u face me neva talk smack/ else like dvds u would get smacked the hell up i aint a republican ,call me MCcain the way am 'caning' this pussi ! stepping up to me will leave ur career cut short like electric circuits i will leave this 'clown' humilated like he was performing in his ''1st circus'' ur style is incomplete,like jigsaw puzzles makapussi bitch ur just a missing piece lyrical dosioo da illest ,makavele is a 2pac wannabe,nigga you gotta rest in peace call me mama no regret/ cuzz i ''whoop'' more asses than whoopi''goldberg'' ! i aint a gunner,but my metaphors shoot more shots than freddie lungberg ! rhyme on high ratios like microsoft visio, makapussi bitch u cant see the visuals paper pistles like that used in toilet tissues/watch me pistol this into his blood tissues i aint biggie, but makavelli(2pac) is the best MC in the dead rappers hall of fame respect me makapussi cuzz ur about to be lyrically inducted into the hall of shame time to face ur death,u got shot 5 times? now take 55 more shots from edosioo's bazooka aint u a disgrace to all the nairaland boys? gettin ur ass whooped by a female onlooker scared of defeat/so this bitch hires clutches so he could stand on his feet wordplay supernatural/ am so high, u couldnt reach me even if ur name was ''MI'' ! lyrical dosioo vs makaveli is like the dead battling the living~no contest! u against me is light against darkness,nigga u cant pass the litmus test ! dosioo's flow is insane ~my rhymes are like drug doses~thats why am called da ''lyrical dose yo'' ! confuse me with noboody/cuzz u couldnt change colours even if u were a chameloen @SHAZ -AMAMA GET THIS MALE VIRGIN OUTTA MY FACE ! AM FAR ABOVE HIS CLASS |
Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by HYBRIDX(m): 1:42pm On Sep 06, 2008 |
Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by edosioo(f): 5:11pm On Sep 06, 2008 |
if makavele doesnt show up by sunday evening to honour his battle , he will be walkedover, remember that crude defeated flowshow to advance to the finals, so we are all waiting for makavele ,his deadline is this sunday evening. |
Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by makavele: 8:02pm On Sep 06, 2008 |
@ALL BEEN BUSY! U HIT UR GRAVE TOMORROW EVENING, YES EDOSIOO |
Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by makavele: 6:02pm On Sep 07, 2008 |
"Father, i've got a confession to make." "what have u done this time, makavele"? "I told this bitch called edosioo that i don't need a whole . . . . . i don't need a whole encyclopaedia of lines to rap cool with hi-definition punches and metas, makavele leads the new school beware! no fuxxin punchline fashioned against me shall prosper i got flows capable of causing an earthquake immeasurable by the best Reichter Tell u da truth, edosioo, readin your wacks verse gives me a fcukin-little-giggle Niggie wants to read ma lines, he uses a freakin-brittle-goggle am way too dangerous for you than a house full of flying daggers like a starved gunman, facin me makes me more hungry for the trigger I'll leave ya on slippery grounds, like a skater caught on thin ice rain punches on your fuxxing face, call me mr. ruthless, i ain't 9ice i'll leave u helpless like an infant left to play on a busy macadam now u've got fear running down your spine, i to't u was braver than Sadam, madam? i've got more shots at the title, like Spongebob i'll leave u battling for bikini bottom t'is a star war, am da menace u scared to face because u think am your dad's phantom like Obama, i'ma vanquish this republican even if u teamed up with George Bush youz on the edge of a cliff, i've got da words u don't want to hear: "Push" your I.Q. aint developed, i guess your momma never fed u wit Peak 1-2-3 makavele won't trade punchlines for your fuxxin infected p*ssy, can't - you- see? swimming in bill gates' pool didn't fetch u a bucket - full - of - dollars shaz's bre*st milk won't feed your lines bitten from a pocket-book - of - blunders i'm going to stampede on u because your destined to lose like Johnny Tucker u going to wish i was pretendin, when u get hit by my Big Mutha Truckers your verse portrays mumbo-jumbo, u aint cordinated like a patient thats got apraxia u fear to face me, kid, stand up to the sight of something worse than Medussa's Am known for being ruthless, i aint got mercy for p*ssies like Eric Bischoff You'll only end up derained and glued to a bible seeking salvation like a bishop Lo! I got more shots at wearing the crown than liverpool's Fernando Torres am afraid your lines aint shit, it sounds like another piece of martin lawrence "Makavele, that's murder on 8-counts charges. I'm afraid i'll have to turn u in to the cops." "But he isn't dead is he, i only gave him a ill-dose-yo!" "Silly boy, after spittin on him like that; he'll be long gone, MURDER." |
Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by edosioo(f): 10:20am On Sep 08, 2008 |
@makaveke lol @ur encyclopaedia. lets give shaz to judge it right now |
Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by makavele: 8:12pm On Sep 08, 2008 |
@edosioo u are done for! did u read shaz's post. it's now me and crude, wat a shame |
Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by edosioo(f): 9:50am On Sep 09, 2008 |
hey makavele , its not a shame, remember we can only have one winner even tho shaz didnt analyse it i will still accept it, but dont be angry if the final battle is also judged like this ok? remember there will only be one winner, what makes a good mc is ability to accept victory and defeat! @shaz ur single line judgement means makavele , progresses to the final to face crude .leaving edosioo and flowshow to battle for 3rd place. be informed that the 1st ,2nd and 3rd will be give a gift by edosioo, so crude and makavele you can leave ur email addresses , i will let u know what u won after the final battle of edosioo's murda 2008. in the light of good game spirit ensure you accept ur faith i.e crude vs makavele as there would only be one brand new undisputed nairaland champion . THIS IS THE FINAL BATTLES PAIRING:: 3RD PLACE MATCH -(LOSERS FINAL )FLOWSHOW VS EDOSIOO FINALS BATTLE- CRUDE VS MAKAVELE ******* LADIES AND GENTLEMEN A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR EDOSIOO FOR COMPLETING THE 1ST EVER TOURNAMANET ON NAIRALAND WITHOUT HATRED, HATERS AND BEEF !************************** |
Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by edosioo(f): 7:38am On Sep 10, 2008 |
3RD PLACE BATTLE LYRICAL DOSIOO @flowshow aka flowhole flowhaw flowhoe flow show listen your rap style is lame , your a one line judgement pussi just like shaz's thighs yo ~the street wise~eat u up like french fries, ~watch me smack u hard`like the bleeping human eyes flowshow nigga yous a fucking dummy scream louder boy g ahead call your mummy yo , you can't ryhme like me , lyrical dosioo bitch , you can't style like me am about to strike flowshow hard like thunder and lightening the stage is frightening , because like a vampire you are always biting it yo nigga ama bleeping teach you watch me wipe your face like a toilet tissue your name is flowshow yo u can't rap go back to nurery class and learn abc, because yous a jjc something like dbanj's group before he met don jazzy you lack effizy boy ~you lack swagga men lyrical dosioo ~am the baddest chic here , no other nairaland cheek can rap like me coming 3rd in an all men rap competition if any nairaland bitch try to battle me i wil make her lose her fuckin dentition this is a warning to the nairaland bitches better belief edosioo will smack your smelling pussis shaz, chiogo, afrocynic , jessica ,ganjamaind and riskie |
Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by javaprince(m): 4:53pm On Sep 10, 2008 |
@edioso Thumbs up for conducting this tournament to this level. Crude my Guy and Makavele my Friend. thumbs up. Am so happy two of my friends are at the finals. I hope u both do your best. But, to imagine Makavele said he'll never battle no more after his last birthday last month, wonderful . I'll be waiting for ur verses, Please make the winning verses very hot and good. Whatz d deadline? I'll be watchin. @Shaz Well done. But funny have not gotten the link where all this verses are judged. Will check again though |
Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by makavele: 5:32pm On Sep 10, 2008 |
@javaprince what'z cookin' fella? been long we talked. never mind this silly boy called Makavele . . . da stuff was so hot, even da birthday cake didn't prevent me from spittin' linez. @crude Nice job! U mutha-fuxxin improved, i keep tellin u dat, u continue to disbelieve me n' i shall whoop ur ass |
Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by FLOWSHOW: 7:30pm On Sep 10, 2008 |
@edosioo hey girl take it easy on the nairaland girls , and am coming to get ur ass for the 3rd place . what is the gift sef ?cuzz am in new jersey |
Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by makavele: 7:47pm On Sep 10, 2008 |
Gifts; did somebody just mention gifts?, My bad. I prolly forgot, @edosioo destykisses@yahoo.com; i guess dat's what u need. My verse hits Nairaland 2mrw. I gotta hack some databases for now. |
Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by Crude(m): 9:20am On Sep 11, 2008 |
@Javaprince Lol dawg. . . .been a long time bro. . . . . . .Erm. . . . . .U know Makavelle said he wont battle no more, He just does'nt wan' quit in peace so he be waitin till i smack his ass to pieces. . . . . @Makavelle Aiite aiite, i aint worried bout nothn, this time 2morrow i'ma descend with full Crudity on ya ass again. . . . .Watch out! @Edosioo Stay tuned! While i smack this asshole |
Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by DOGGMAN: 10:15am On Sep 11, 2008 |
check lets do it. Empire in d Building |
Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by ganjamind(m): 12:59pm On Sep 11, 2008 |
@edosio its either u transexual or dyke because i see u got your sex all mixed up, And whats wit shaz thighs boy/girl?? OMG!!! you're killin me u think wit MPD u stand a beta chance @ bein a gud mc,get a lyfe u trailer trash heffar n stop d gimmick, d name is ganjamind not ganjamaind, @the rest wats up wit referencin shaz in all y'll rhymes, |
Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by ganjamind(m): 1:40pm On Sep 11, 2008 |
yo my name is G.A.N.J.A mind control when i let it flow i remain untraceable like the last episode takin over d world when i touch d mic god help me so stay sharp like a double edged sword my rise is inevitable kickin it wit no remorse as i unleash my fury to d phoney in every verse BRAD aint got nothin on me young cats wish me down d PIT dead in a hearse i keep comin bak like d seasons givin y'll reasons to blive im essential to rap life moms said i was sick doc prescribe d mic eva since i been givin y'll lessons on what raps like hiphop is my culture fresh out of temple don't need your reviews to know my raps tite doper dan dope leave u high like u o.d on coke i make niggaz get dey act rite Nairaland gangstaz got me crackin my ribs like julius because dey aint livin in d real world hommie i live what i write about u heffars is nothin but want to b gangsta on d keyboard some nigga got his genitic chromosome caught up in between xy n xx in multiple id ghost writin my ass bitch trying to hide in diff characters quit coverin your wackness we see through invinsible peeps like u your fate is @ d mercy of my lyrical wrath u don't have no fate i put an end to your rap life n leave weak emcees like you chokin till u asphyxiate, had to give some bars @ d end of my rhymes, LORD I KNOW I HAVE TAKEN A LIFE THAT I CAN NOT MAKE BUT I HAD TO COS OF THE HYPOCRICY AND BLASPHEMOUS REMARKS HE/SHE HAS MADE AND THE ACT OF DENIAL HE/SHE HAS BEEN LIVING.UNGRATEFULL OF THE SEX YOU GAVE HIM LORD HE CHOOSE TO KEEP CHANGING HIS SEX LIKE BIATCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH |
Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by edosioo(f): 4:06pm On Sep 11, 2008 |
@ganjamaid if ur stupid ass knows that u will be sorry and jealous why didnt u register ur wackness for the tourney. sorry boy no room for wanksters. |
Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by ganjamind(m): 4:21pm On Sep 11, 2008 |
@edosio,bj broke,bolajioke n d rest i don't need to register for no tourney to diss u, u dnt go callin out names bigger than u, if your clit is grownin big nuff to face me u call me out anywhere anytime and don't forget to bring your other i.ds to cheer u, |
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