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I remember starting a thread like this sometime back, the girls almost ate me raw without understanding what i was aiming at.
Truth be told It's not a Nigerian phenomenon, It's a Global trend with Americans, Mexicans and South Africans being some of the worst culprits. This issue is really close to my heart cos it caused a lot of quarrels between me and my ex. She became aggressive thinking i was being insensitive and narrow minded.

We all know love making is a vital part of any marriage, if your partner cannot be aroused cos of the Fat Pack you carry in front of you, don't you think it should be a source of concern to the general society ? Instead you all assume your defensive stance and say men do this and that too, hence you should be left alone.

If girls think There's nothing wrong with a bulging belly, why dont you go into a marriage with it and see how long it takes before your husbands start chasing the flat bellied teenagers on your street ?
I personally don't think There's any man that goes into a marriage with the intention of becoming an adulterer a few months later but when He's left to choose between a pot belly and infidelity. . . .

PS : i am in no way saying that men who cheat do so cos their wives have pot bellies o.

Please break , get out of our lives

50+1 rule my little dck ! That's why Inspite of their humonguos population the German clubs still continue to drop further and further in oblivion.
German clubs are supposed to be by far the richest in Europe but the reverse is the case. TP Mazembe in katanga province is better funded than some of those B. Liga dead weights.

Ps: Sorry for the loss of a good player, like my sig says "life sucks. . . ". Guessed he realised it too late.

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Meanwhile at secret location where Ekkert left Einstein, Melissa and Bin Laden before she left for the salon to fix her Amigos attachment, Einstein was busy watching some TV programmes when a female reporter came on air. She said, "Good evening viewers, this is Abike Dabiri back on your TV after my stint at the National Assembly.
You all know the PDP rigged the elections and stole all the seats in Lagos state ousting AC from power in all states except Kano where Alhaji Lilli Nomo won the governorship. Well i'm not here to discuss politics today, rather i'm here for an issue close to my heart.
Nigerian men have always been a source of pain and embarrassment to the women folk, but this time they've taken it to new heights. I have with me two women who will narrate their stories to us. They are Mrs. Trisha Ikpe and Mrs Caroline Ogunjobi ".

After the introduction Mrs. Caroline was told to narrate her story.  she began to speak in a sad laboured tone, "My charlatan husband and i were at the beach one sunny afternoon having a good time, all of a sudden he used witchcraft to change the weather into a storm and jilted with his gay lover who happened to be Trisha's husband . They . . . ."
As they spoke Einstein listened and took note of everything they said, the images of their missing husbands and  all other details. He also realised that the day they went missing was also the day the Melissa had a vision from precognition that something bad had just begun.

This is the best time for Madrid to start making overtures at Ribbery. Bayern are out of UCL and probably out of title race too so the guy would definitely want to leave in January.

@Letsplay, i have just sent all my sisters' pictures to your box. yahooze

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You mean bakassiously and frontally endowed girl is ugly cos of face ?
Or tall, muscular and with a d&%k match guy is ugly cos of face ?

Except you monsieur , Can't wait for THE AMAKA to see this tomorrow

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WAR START !

They seem to think all boys are on this planet to destroy them, why ? Some of us really really love you and will sell our birth right for you

I don't have a problem with their dress code, infact they're very attractive to me . The problem is why do they laugh when they see me naked ?

Chic2pimp, honestly we really need to groom more boys to become like us