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That's why i like naija girls. I think she has made a wise investment and She'll be smiling to the bank for a while.
There's this American graduate student auctioning her virginity on the Web and the bid has gone as high $10,000. I can't remember if her virginity is part of her dissertation or not but she was really analytical about the whole stuff and said what was the point losing it to a guy who she would eventually break up with in a few months ? So she decided to invest her virginity just like our own friend did with the Aristo.

All the fine men in Nigeria are from Cameroun. They all look like Ndiefi. But before i go further, is the poster in question fine sef ?

Niece: Uncle edoyad i don't understand something o.

edoyad: What is it you don't understand sweetheart ?

Niece: I am checking for that club that you said used to be good on the league tables of Europe but can't seem to find it.

edoyad: O ! In that case you'll have to look below the top 5 teams on German league table to see them.

Niece : But i wonder how come they're also not even among teams enroute to the knock out rounds in shampions leeg after 4 games now ?

edoyad: My dear, you're not the only one wondering . Well like uncle Slim says, life is a bish

^ I can see the Algae being secreted from dayo's wounded anus is causing the PH level Of the ocean waters to disorientate this shrimp head. May of 2005 is now ten years ago in shrimp land abi ?

Besides what we have now achieved in terms of the essence of footie can only be equalled by Barca. All that is left is to start lifting those trophies which will be seen yourself towards the middle of 2010.
H1N1 chicken shrimp like you.
What ye have in our trophy cabinet is the world's attention/respect soon to be followed by more tangible recognitions in the form of Medals and Cups.

And i used to think Ferguson was the only old Clown in The whole of the UK

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I don't think he changed his mind overnight. He probably was giving you signs but you just failed to pick them up.
He probably realised something sometime back and the morning he made the announcement was the day he couldn't tolerate it any longer.

Then again, i'd advise you not to bug yourself over it cos It's almost impossible for a guy to leave a girl he really loves, no matter what, even adultery. So He's just given you the opportunity to find that person, if they exist

He's Muki's great Uncle.

I think they Isiewu too much

@ Muki, hope dayo's not invited sha ?

allboyz nor wound yourself o

Muki what entertainment do you have in store for the Mob during the loooong break ? I hate international breaks

By the way here's some trivia for you guys.
Which premier league team needs the super Eagles to go to the World cup. The team in question has won the double any year the super Eagles go to the world cup since their present coach joined em.

DK you cocaine addict, haven't ye heard of sarcasm before ?

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i'm sure you and your boy friend are those religious types hence the decision to get married in order not to FORNICATE.
While i'm not against your decision to get married, you had better not bring any children into this world because this love you think you're feeling now will not measure in any amount to the hate you'll develop for each other afterwards.

^ ^ You mean those six points are gone forever ?
Are you trying to tell me those games against Wolfsburg and Stutgart were actually home and not away games for Bayern ?
Buhuhuhuuuu. . . .uu Bayern is fcked. . . .buhu. . .
ROTFCryingMAO

^ now that you speak of it. If you can remember the exact words why doesn't someone use google translator ? Dudu is Brazilian so i'm sure It's portuguese. Dayo the donkey is adept at stuff like that so he should make himself useful for once. I can't do it meself since i'm on the move at the moment.

Fairy godmother as noble as your intentions might be, better mind your binezz. As a Nigerian girl you should know that your sisters nor dey joke with marriage at all. Infact the whole darn thing could back fire on you(and i'm sure it definitely will if you talk).

Infact i can predict her reaction.
". . . . god mother ko, good fellas ni. So It's my own marriage you want to destroy eh ? E no go better for you and the children wey you go fit born.
Neighbours ! Neighbooooours iioo ! ! Make una bring petrol and tyre make we destroy our enemies "
BE WARNED !

^ Talking of butts, i hope yours has fully recovered from the punishment of those French savages ? Kpele o ! Don't worry international break will give you enough time to rest and strategise how to cancel those 6 points.

It saddens my heart just thinking about it. Can you believe that the match we watched yesterday was supposed to be one of toughest matches on paper this season ? Even the Italian league is slowly gaining back It's reputation but it seems the reverse is the case in England.
I wish Arsenal could just pack up and head for the la liga even it means starting from the second division. Any one wondering why England are consistently dismal at the Euros or the World Cup doesn't need to look far, the English game is just not suited for real talent. That is why teams like Chelsea and Man U can playing something with the semblance of football, but without the quintessence of it.
Later some delinquents'll come here and start to harangue us on how we can support a "trophyless" team, i'll ask the idiots how Brazil remained the most popular team in world football even after 24 years of not lifting it ? Weren't Germany and Argentina lifting it during Brazil's drought, how come they never gained Brazil's popularity ? (Well Argentina try small sef for entertainment department)
The football in England lacks pepper and seasoning, shikena ! And Arsenal is God's remedy to the rubbish in England.

^^ Something strange is going on.

I don't understand this, wigs can drop or fall off but can weave ons do that too ?

Allah is Great.
See how consecutive dropping of points has cured dayo of his mental illness. He has Made 3 posts without insults, wonders shall never endio .

Dayo shunt ump jor !
Don't you know It's more interesting to eat someone elses money ?
Why should we bother when Miss Crizzle's muscles are begging to do us the honours ?

To be honest, I've not watched Wolves play this season and i doubt I'll be watching them play after tomorrow (ok, return leg). The point is i don't know didley squat about them save for their manager and It's games like this that scare me the most.
But with our present form, i could feel confident bout facing 11 Messi's and that's why i'm perdicting 0-2

@Crizzle i was coming here to chop off your hands and fry you in some two day old ororo for not creating the Arsenal Match thread when i read what you said of the thread remaining stickied after a Bayern loss.
And i say , BRILLIANT.

Dayo, pray to the HEAVENs you don't lose tomorrow, cos if you do your username will be retired from NL tomorrow.
Gunners still need match thread though.

Muki if you know What's good for you and this section, better create that Arsenal Match thread before we bring petrol and Truck types to burn down this place.
To make matters worse, a Club that will be watched by only two NLers come get him own thread.

Shock them with an early goal and kill that tie man.
Go Heartland.

Tomorrow by this time, we'll be celebrating Heartland's victory.

Heartland touched down in Congo this evening, barely 24hrs to the showdown in Congo. TP too have only just arrived back home from Zimbabwe where they were camped in preparation for the big match. I don't know how Heartland will approach the game tomorrow, attacking to add their tally or defending what they have. Personally i say grab a goal and kill that tie, Go Heartland.
The problem now is where or how to watch the match

Amala and Ewedu with plenty kpomo

The most important match in b.liga this weekend is that of Leverkusen

Is this really the best way to promote your site ?

By tonight sha, Leverkoskos will be 7 points ahead of you