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I understand Bingo nana's pain but i don't pity the ignoramus.

As for Sharon Stone Head who's in the UK , better not repeat what you've said near a Chelsea or Liverpool fan if you don't want to be sodomized with an ivory tusk.

Even dayo knows that one slot from Germany was taken away Inspite of Munchen's victory in 2001. Now how could that be being Man U won it in the year 99 of the old millenium ?
It can only mean one thing students, THAT THE FCKING ENGLISH TEAMS WERE BECOMING BETTER . SEE HOW EASY THAT WAS TO UNDERSTAND ?

You've lost this one my friend
I'll be sure to tell Chelsea Fans you said their exploits in europe had nothing to do with England's present status.

Sauron's i can understand , but that p*ssy tease idiot, whom i suspect to be one of dayo's usernames is just oozing stupidity straight from his fingers into the key board.

Sauron you just said Man U's victory in 91 helped the English cause in Europe. I want you to tell me how victories by Arsenal and Chelsea in 94 and 98 didn't do same
And dont give me that consistency crap cos i know teams that consistently appear in group stages of Europe to go out in the group stages.

No body's attributing coefficients to Englands performance in the 70s and 80r. Go back to the beginning of the Argument and understand.
I'm telling you England has always been a major league in Europe and were always going to recover from the dark ages. You can't claim Man fcking Yoo rescued a league that was always destined to be one of the biggest.

If Manc's European victory in 91 added to the coefficient what did Arsenals do in 94 ? Subtract from it i suppose.

Will you sharrap you headless donkey man ?
Don't you know Masseille were found guilty of match fixing and their victory annulled ?
Would United have had a Champions league to be in the First place if Predecessors like Villa and Pool didn't make head way in the 80s ? Imagine where Liverpool would be if it wasn't for that bleak period ? At that point Man U were cooling their asses in the Championship. English football totally dominated Europe in 70s and 80s while Man U were romancing with teams like Crewe Alexander and Motherwell.

The thing is Sagna and Arshavin would have played two high intensity games in the space of four days by thursday. And we all know how crazy the calendar will be from here on. I hope they're going to be rested by Wenger in the Chelsea game(atleast not the whole game) so they don't join the dreaded list.

And you think any of those guys comes remotely close to ROONEYYYY ! ! .
Let's not kid ourselves, many teams will be depleted by the useless world cup qualifiers. The effects will go on till the end of the season and for African teams like Chelsea and to a certain extent Arsenal, It's going to get worse in January.

have your laugh now. Better know Rooney's not looking 100% these days

Are you guys sure Man Yoo hasn't poisoned the water in London with a bone weakening substance ?
I really wanted RVP to redesign Cech's figure next weekend

^ Forget all those guys, their own injuries are in the delivery van.

@ OP , many degree holders from Nigeria virtually bought the sh*t . The crap is over rated and should not in any way be a guage for assessing friends and loved ones. There are stupid college educated people same way that there are stupid people who've not been to college.
Enlightenment is not gained in a class room i suppose.

^ Good point, try to become a friend before trying to rein the deer in
Another way is through the secret admirer thing. As an Under G a friend of a friend once signalled to me to help him copy down a girl's email address while in a Cafe. I don't know how it ended between them but you can try something similar,

@sleekman, i hate to burst your bubble but some of your points are kind of twisted

Hypocrites acting like they dont hit women ?
Well if you exclude the fight i had with Deborah in pry 3 and the one i had with Helen as a teenager (18/19), yes i can say i have never fought with a woman in my adult life.
In the first place, what constitutional right do you have to strike another human being ? Do you know there are countries you can spend time in jail for such ? That's not even mentioning the victim being female.

God made men stronger and wiser ?
I'm not even going to go into the "wiser" part of your remark as i believe there are girls who'll respond to that. The thing is your story doesn't quite hit everyones spot since not every one BELIEVES IN A GOD IN THE FIRST PLACE. Incase you don't know, the females of most species of animals tend to be more considerate and generally smaller in anatomy compared to their male counterparts. Mammals which we humans are ofcourse are no exception from that phenomenon and thus your idea that "God" made it that way wont hold water in many places.

militant women seeking retaliation
Why should you remain with a "militant" woman in the first place ? Is it not the same bible that states that we should cut off our hands if they drive us to sin ? Or is fighting not a sin too ? Then it would be logical to leave such a person as the bible has already instructed you to do such than engage in a barbaric sin.

I have never gone into a season not expecting RVP to get crocked one way or the other. The guy's good no doubt, but he gets ugly injuries.

We're not going to sit here and say we expected RVP to score us into history. Afterall most of us agreed before the season resumed that we didn't expect him to be a 25 goal/season striker as long as he played his part in the team. Well He's almost reached the mid way of our target for him, he'll be back to complete it after 3 months.

Those youngsters in the reserve better live up to the hype, will it be Vela or a converted Merida That'll plug that leak ?

So what ? He's injured and that's not news if you're a gunner .

The dailies are all reporting RVP's injury but more importantly is they are all saying it has seriously hampered our title chances.
2001 anyone ?
I believe it was in December 01 that Arsenal hitman Robert Pires suffered a horrific injury at hibury against New Castle that not only ruled him out of the rest of the season but the World cup too.
Arsenal went on to win the double that season not losing an away match and lifting the trophy at Old trafford where they beat second placed Man yoo to decide the title race.
Great minds are tested by such adversities but not derailed by them. It is time to show character in face of the most difficult period of the season.

Go Gunners .

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You will also notice that the standards i have used to arrive at my conclusion are almost as reliable as those of Overt Morality International who judged ex president GW Bush a better leader than ex president B Clinton because the former was not engaged in Oval office, blue gap dress escapades with interns.
My words are poppycocks.

na2day just leave them jare, 2moro now you go see them dey flood our phone with SMS messages for us to meet them for Sheraton and the likes cos of one useless political appointment wey them manage get, dey make our fit wives dey beat us for nothing.

They'll not recall the times we warned them to stay fit and enjoy active sex lives instead of begging for it

Just heard the bad news RVP.
Thank goodness dudu has had a couple of games and Vela soon to be back too.
Unto more encouraging news, they say Aaron Ramsey Noah did a Houdini with the Scots last night , just the kind of development we need.
The stars are all coming into alignment this time around, watch out Europe !

How did you get this letter ? I wrote it a while back.

It's a crazy letter but don't be surprised if the daddy decyphers it

@ AMAKA & EBONY , I never said anything about chasing 25 year old girls for the rest of my life.
I know there are and still see many young women(and men too) who are health concious and will remain so till they die. Afterall AMA herself once said she has a flat tummy, so why do you girls think i wont be able to keep my self and my wife fit till we start to lose our libido ?

There's nothing i hate more than seeing young beautiful African queens metamorph into Yokozunas because of meat and greasy stuff, why ? The thing is men are also guilty of it but i doubt if there are as much women wandering the streets in search of what they've lost at home. Just watch Dr. 90210 on the E channel and see how abdominal fat is causing havoc in American marriages.
Just avoid meat, quantity consumed, sweet stuff and work out in your room and see the difference.

First it Was Jon Evans and Verm, now It's Gravel Kid and Wilshere. He even raises an absolute ludicrous point that Capello didn't mention the other things name so Capello couldn't have meant Wilshere was better than the others.
I ask your rapidly declining comprehension if when Pele says Di Stefano was the greatest he knew He's not implying Maradonna is less than Stefano. Do you know what it means to INFER you neanderthal ? I give up on Sauron's case abeg, He's already lost There's nothing we can do for him here.

So Sauron wants us to take the word of one journalist I'll never see or read over Fabio Capello who's qualified England for the world cup with so much ease it defies belief ?

Any one can claim that Darren Bent is better than Rooney, but i guess we can see who's going/has been to the world cup as a guage for each player's worth.
Now we know Wilshere has featured for both U17 and 21, which age group tourney has this mysterious Gravel Stonison featured ?

And i'm telling you to use your INTELLIGENCE RESISTANT brain to understand the present UCL system is an expanded version that allows for more teams from competitive leagues to participate, such changes have been introduced over time,
Are you forgetting the pre 2003 era when we had two (real) group stages with matches going on virtually every midweek until injuries in the 2002 world cup resulted in the present 2nd round knock offs ? I guess Ferguson is the reason for the present 32 team first group stage then.

@Sauron "were no where to be found", same way Man U was no where to be found in the 80s when Pool and Villa were the ish. But like you said hooliganism is a b*tch and she cost English football, and like they also say "water go always find him level" and English Footie found It's level so drop this your Princess Fergie Cock and Bull story.

And i'm telling you that's not a yard stick considering 4 of those semis were after England already had 4 slots.
If French teams without a Semi in more than a decade could have 3 slots, i'd like to know how England with 4 different teams achieving that feat couldn't have fared better.

So what you're trying to tell me is, If Man yoo hadn't won the the UCL in 99, we'd definitely have only 3 clubs in Europe right now

Dayo, do you know Bundesliga with 18 teams has 3 slots ? How do you explain that if It's not the league's competitiveness ?
If we go by what you guys are saying then France would have only one slot being that they have never really won the tourney.

Man yoo started to become a global power post 99, after Cantona had left and Kenyon (mixed with fate and posh Spice) systematically handled the Becks phenomenon.

About the 4 slots allocated to England in Europe, hope you know that even France with only one CL has 3 slots ? The competitiveness of the league is the deciding factor not the reason you're stating. FIFA are the ones who use that standard in allocating slots to Continents not UEFA.