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I'm sure there are a lot of young people reading this thread, both male and female. As a guy, nothing is more tempting than sticking that useless little man into hot mamasita without protection, but is it worth it? Those few minutes of pleasure will expose you to HIV, Hepatitis, and syphilis just to name a few.
Believe me there's nothing more haunting than seeing a rash or boil on you a few days or weeks after unprotected sex and not knowing if it's just a heat rash or symptom of something bigger. After going for HIV and Hepatitis test, if you are positive, sorry, but even that can be easily managed these days if discovered early.
If you have the good fortune to be negative, I urge you to put unprotected sex in a metal safe and toss it in the Atlantic ocean. There's no fricking thing like I trust this guy or that baby, EVEN I DON'T TRUST MY SELF.

Dgunnerz: If the papers are right, Berba can improve... That determined striker might be coming in the summer unless Le prof surprises us...

We don't want Berbatov to improve or anything, we simply don't want or need someone like that. Did you guys ever ask yourselves why so many teams in the EPL need strikers but won't go near him even with a pole? Bring that guy and his gloom and we're set for doom before May 2014

There is no secret here, the Republican Government of Ronald Reagan with people like Dick Chenney, openly supported the apartheid government of South America frica. Young Republicans went on tours to South Africa to offer their support to the apartheid Government and condemned the freedom struggle because they saw the ANC as "communists/Marxists".
The Conservative Government of Margaret Thatcher too in the UK was in support of the Apartheid Government of South Africa. Until recently, Madiba was labelled a terrorist by the U S government.
When you read about the history of some of these foreign countries on our continent, you'd be tempted to seek out Governments' to kick them out. All these recent antics of theirs to ensure democracy and freedom of rights is more out of guilt if you ask me

Eeja Nla01: I've always believed Bendtner is better than Girioud,he's jus not consistent,lacks playing time,I'm sure Girioud won't score that goal

Up gunners

Erm, so what do you call a good striker who is not consistent ? Good?

fork adict: One important factor guys shud consider when shoppin for perfume is d weather. Most of these so called expensive perfs will not last past 2 hrs when used in naijao. Cos naija weather harsh die! Naija weather dey kill perfume star ni.

I disagree. They are actually the ones best for our weather cos they last days, even after washing your clothes. Me I don't really believe on spending heavily though I like to smell good. Lacoste and Versace Man, won't burn holes in your pocket.

Nice. I hope our striker is on the way

Yes o, Happy Good news Year Gooners

[quote author=Kay-Dee]Happy New Year in advance gunners !!
May we maintain our current position throughout the new year. [/quote]Ise

Brimmie: Abu Mikey.. Yuzedo.. AndyBlaze and all Yaba Left Escapees Finished From There!

Abu Mikey:
The Poster above Me, was our Senior Prefect

According to arseblog, Giroud doesn't want Monsieur Weingmise to buy a striker, can you believe that dude

Hmm, Just looking for gist on the Web before discovering this one. Na like e be now
What is even so funny is that the owners didn't even call it "Barack Obama High school", they emphatically went for "President Barack Obama High school". And e be like say we still maintain the secondary school system in Nigeria last time I checked.

4llerbuntu: make una allow epomoto lick him wounds in peace jare.
simple assignment we give suarez. common draw to draw chelsea na F9.

shaki dey do like ora...... everybody sabi hin level

They would have completed their assignment but for those decisions

I feel bad for Liverpool, they have suffered from bad officiating in their last two games

folahann: See this stoupid liar. Oloriburu, when did you start supporting Bayansh. Foucking stuopid ediot like you telling the biggest lie of the century.

lynpetra: Any body wey use him Education play,na monkey!!!

@op is what we call in igbo language,'Onye nzuzu'

Exactly. I couldn't even imagine doing that even with how cheap education was in my time.

Magic Bishop: Mistake that ran into years that resulted in him dropping out of school.

Have you also considered the fact that his parents or whoever it was that was paying his school fees continued to provide for him even though he was not attending classes?


As I earlier said OP can go and DIE in any way he chooses to end it and you can join him

You are calling magic bishop heartless, OK. But what of the OP, who stewpidly took money from him parents and dashed it to a LovePeddler. Like that wasn't enough, he continued to milk his parents in the guise of being a student while he probably was visiting drinking joints with girls of all manner.
Like Bishop said, if you decide to take your life now, your death won't be a loss to this world. But I recommend that you take Alfa Seltzer's advise and join the army or police. At least you could put some direction back in your miserable life.

Kewt: A strategic move by GEJ to checkmate the military top brass and prevent a likely coup that might have been carried out on Jan 1st 2014 on the backdrop of the OBJ letter.

Classified information from the SSS!

Even the SSS need shake up too if you ask me

4llerbuntu: just so we have a good perspective of our season

1 - Arsenal are +1 at the top of the table on Boxing Day.

In each of the previous 8 seasons, Arsenal have been the following behind the leaders on Boxing Day:
-16 - 2012-2013
-13 - 2011-2012
-5 - 2010-2011
-7 - 2009-2010
-10 - 2008-2009
-1 - 2007-2008
-14 - 2006-2007
-20 - 2005-2006


count ur blessings eh

That was the season we almost did it,

I hope Wilshere will seize the opportunity of Ramsey 's absence to stamp his authority. Ramsey needed a rest and this injury has come at a not too ominous period

I heard Newcastle is next right?

Merry Xmas to Muki and Arsenal fans only, the rest of you can, in the words of another gooners, go and do what Oshimole said to the widow.

dayokanu: Since that day in 1999, We have won 2 CL trophies, We have played 4 Finals

Tell us about your hopeless club in Emirate.

How many CL have you won

But it doesn't change the fact that it happened na.

There I was looking for something to watch on this slow Xmas day, super sports shocked me with this delight. Notice I left the banner on as proof that it is today today. E never tale sef

Spiritual spiritual spiritual

Passing Shot: Well, in the eyes of Soyinka no Nigerian is good enough to rule the country. He always find fault in everything and anything. To even know that this is someone who cannot win an election but always revels in criticizing anything is funny really. What has he been able to change in our polity since all these years.
Abeg, Prof go siddon.

He has done more than all, save a handful, to change the polity, mindset and chequered values of this country. Look somewhere for somewhere to criticise because this man is a hundred percent correct.

debosky: Bros - this isn't about insults. We should've done better in the game. That's the point folk are trying to make, not saying the team should be disbanded.

Yes it's a very good place to be level on points with the table topping team at Christmas, but it's also valid to point out how we could've done better.

All to play for in the second half - up next, The Hammers.

If you are looking for things that could have gone better, let me give you pointers :
i. The Refereeing
ii. The Weather

We can go back a little and add :
i. Our defence in the last ten minutes against Everton
ii. Our schedule this past two weeks.

We can complain about all these things added with the fact that we haven't had a victory in three games. But remember we already all agreed here awhile back that this would probably be the most difficult part of the first half of the season for us. Guess what? We're still top after all is said and done.
What I hope for is for the boys to kick back to life with Ozil leading the line. From what I know about Ozil he hasn't even started anything yet, I think even donkeyanu will agree with me on that.
WENGER JUST NEEDS TO GET A STRIKER ON JANUARY 1st, period.

Merry Xmas to the gooners, good things ahead I tell ya

proudlysports: I'm sure AW knows we need an alternative CF afterall, he sent in bids for two strikers last summer.
His post match comments also show that he is also losing patience with Giroud. He hinted that he will start Bendtner or "someone else" upfront over the holiday period.

This is really an interesting season. Even Everton have the chance of going top from 5th come Boxing day!
From our next 10 games, we've got:

West Ham (Away)
Newcastle (Away)
Aston Villa (Away)
Fulham (Home)
Southampton (Away)
Crystal Palace (Home)
Liverpool (Away)
Manchester United (Home)
Sunderland (Home)
Stoke (Away)

We should aim at being top after these games.

agabaI23: That's 30 points in the bag

What is wrong with all these Oliver Twists, Thank heavens I didn't log on last night else we would have insulted ourselves all night?
As for me o, 17 games into the season with all the teams around us already played once, we are in a good position. Do we have a problem? Yes, center forward position. What many of us don't get is that Giroud is actually good for the team, problem is his manager refused to find a decent alternative that would fit a title challenging team. I believe we can open a decent gap over the next two games when Liverpool, City and Chelsea will be meeting themselves.

Well well well, no wonder they can confidently state that they want to ban the importation of used cars, they have already mapped out a strategy to cushion the effects on themselves.

rej00: The Diocesan Bishop of Kaduna Anglican
Communion, Most Reverend
Josiah Idowu- Fearon has said that
corruption with its associated effect is
worse than homosexuality.
He said corruption had caused the
country a lot financially, morally, socially
and spiritually and there was the need
for a more proactive approach to end it
by bringing to justice those found
wanting, their status notwithstanding.
According to Bishop Fearon, corruption
has remained a monster that has
continued to eat deep into the nation’s
fibres.
“The church in Nigeria is, however,
grateful to the National Assembly for
passing a law against same sex marriage,
but I want to inform them and other
Nigerians that there is one monster that
we need to tackle and that is corruption.
“If Homosexuals or lesbians go to jail for
fourteen years for practising same sex, I
think people who engage in corruption
of any form deserve nothing less,
because their crime is a sin before God
and man,” Fearon stressed.

But the legislooters are busy diverting attention from corruption and we follow like sheep

D Tutu: Thank u dear but I think its hardship that makes people to drink more so they think they can drink away their problems

Germans drink a lot of beer and they happen to be the richest European country. So I don't think your theory adds up.