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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Ajax vs Manchester United: Europa League Final (0 - 2) On 24th May 2017 by edris09(m): 5:13pm On May 24, 2017

Man Utd must win tonight ooo

Politics › Re: Princess Pako Talks About Chibok Girls On Twitter, Reveals What She Found Out by edris09(m): 4:00pm On May 14, 2017

The miscreants in APC and power Drunk North PDP are the real scammers ...the norths are always united regardless of there differences. They simply played GEJ into the scam. And APC knew about the plan but used d plan to get votes for themselves and to take the glory.

Politics › Re: Hackers Circulate "Against The Run Of Play" By Olusegun Adeniyi by edris09(m): 2:39am On May 02, 2017

pls send to idristhegeologist@gmail.com

Politics › Re: Buhari: 'My Wife, Aisha, Belongs To My Kitchen, Living Room' by edris09(m): 4:10pm On Oct 14, 2016

JESUS !!! THIS GUY CRACK ME UP.....WHICH KIND OPA EYIN U WON SELL FOR OUR PRESIDENT

IMASTEX:
Mr. President my interest is in that "other room" hmm.

You need our herbal tea to meet up with her demand in that other room. See signature for contact.

Celebrities › Re: Toke Makinwa Agrees To Give N10k To A Follower Who Asked by edris09(m): 9:00am On Oct 14, 2016

pls anybody help me with any amount....plssssssssss the person will never lack.
cry

Phones › Mtn Scammed Me Of Free 3.5gb Wow Weekend Data by edris09(op): 5:48pm On Sep 04, 2016

Am very angry with MTN Nig network for scamming me of free 3.5gb WOW WEEKEND data which they sent to me has a message. initially have made up my mind to sub Etisalat 3.5gb but that friday 02/sept. they sent me a msg that they will double my data if i sub.. there 3.5gb plan..Which will expire 04/sept. immediately i disregard the plan to sub to Etisalat plan which is very fast in my area. Have called there CC several times.. they are just posting me and even some cut the call on me while some pretended they cant hear me and cut the line. PLS GUYS DONT BE SCAMMED OF THAT WOW WEEKEND PLAN... COS NA 100% SCAM.. have planned to use the data and destroy Mtn sim immediately and continue using my etisalat.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Champions League Draw On 25th August 2016 by edris09(m): 1:14pm On Aug 25, 2016

THEWEDDINGSTORE:
Man United, una see una life

common champion league you no fit enta

if dem born una well make una no reach top 4 dis dis season...

are u for real...

ma signature is for you

Jokes Etc › Re: Yes, The Whatsapp Group For Funny Jokes Has Been Created - Jokes Etc - Nairaland by edris09(m): 4:22pm On May 28, 2016

Add up 08062084964

Sports › See How Much In Naira MAN UTD Paid Sacked Manager as pay off by edris09(op): 9:29pm On May 23, 2016

The officially sacked manager was reportly paid a tidy FIVE MILLION BRITISH POUND... WHICH IS EQUIVALENT TO 1.4 BILLION NAIRA.... Using 1 pound = 288naira

I wonder how much was paid to mourinho by chelsea wen he was sacked

FOOTBALL TI TAKE OVER

NYSC › Re: My Experience As A Corp Member In Benue State. by edris09(m): 3:43pm On May 23, 2016

izzou:
You served in benue and its exhaustin?
I served in kebbi
In my ppa,no toilet or bathroom
Na inside bush i shit for a full year
No chics,only hausa covering girls full everywhere
Better love benue oh
Some of your mates are in pain now

izzou:
You served in benue and its exhaustin?
I served in kebbi
In my ppa,no toilet or bathroom
Na inside bush i shit for a full year
No chics,only hausa covering girls full everywhere
Better love benue oh
Some of your mates are in pain now

Education › Re: Four FUTA Students Die In Accident In Ondo by edris09(m): 11:57am On May 22, 2016

esosa993:
yes I am

Dats cool what is ur dept... 500l shey?

Education › Re: Four FUTA Students Die In Accident In Ondo by edris09(m): 11:56am On May 22, 2016

Gloria3389:
geophysics

I thought so.. Anyway am in geology dept..

Education › Re: Four FUTA Students Die In Accident In Ondo by edris09(m): 10:13am On May 22, 2016

esosa993:
I really feel for them , the church service tommorow will be something else

but wait oo its like u know me very well, what the name?

Are u a futarian

Education › Re: Four FUTA Students Die In Accident In Ondo by edris09(m): 10:09am On May 22, 2016

Gloria3389:
I agree with you. ..we've been mourning to much of our own since the day of awopegba......and mind u we need to pray more and ask God to take over cos its his final year. ...I'm so sad for the 2 500l students...we wey our mind don dey do countdown to August

Gloria u are in geology department habi... I sabi dis face sha for SEMS

Education › Re: Four FUTA Students Die In Accident In Ondo by edris09(m): 9:02pm On May 21, 2016

Chai... Ibule is a 4 minute drive from futa oo..that ibule road too dey suck blood. I don witness 3 accident now.. R i p to the dead.... Proudly futarian

Career › Re: Geophysicists, Geologists, & Petroleum Engineers: Professionals & Aspirants by edris09(m): 1:04pm On May 12, 2016

imag5:
Strictly for Geophysicists, Geologist, Petroleum Engineers. Let's discuss the future. In terms of career development, job prospects, also we will be discussing about various oil and gas activities in Nigeria.

Anyway, let me start by introducing myself, my name is Imagwe Marcus, a graduate of geophysics. All contributions are welcome. The future belongs to those who are well prepared for it. Thanks and God bless.

Sir add to the whatsapp group.. Number is 08062084964 geologist futa

Career › Re: Geophysicists, Geologists, & Petroleum Engineers: Professionals & Aspirants by edris09(m): 12:52pm On May 12, 2016

Pls add up too 08062084964 geology student futa final year

Education › PLS HELP Am In Need Of Industrial Training Attachment by edris09(op): 12:40pm On May 12, 2016

Pls help me... Am david student of futa 400l presently. Am in need of industrial attachment.. Which runs from aprl to september 2016 but am yet to find any firm.. Though hav contacted many but no reply and some said NO... AM STUDYING APPLIED GEOLOGY.. Help pls nairalander... Just contact me on 08062084964... I will really appreciate. Am available on whatsapp with that number too

Career › PLS HELP I Need An Industrial Training (IT) Attachment by edris09(op): 12:20pm On May 12, 2016

Am david. Currently in my fourth year in FUTA and my discipline is APPLIED GEOLOGY.. My IT START FROM APRIL TO SEPTEMBER. But could not find since april...i tried my best all the places i contacted through mails just hang up the call.. Pls help me oo nairalanders.. My number is 08062084964..available on whatsapp.. Thanks sirs/ma

Jobs/Vacancies › Pls Help I Need An INDUSTRIAL TRAINING ATTACHMENT by edris09(op): 12:10pm On May 12, 2016*

Pls help me.. I need an industrial attachment which runs from April to September but have wasted the whole april hoping i will find but to no avail... Am in my 4th year in FUTA.. My discipline is APPLIED GEOLOGY. ... Have been disappointed by so many...i can work in borehole and drilling firm..oil industry, geotechnics firm, quarry and geochemistry firms i hope nairalanders can help.. Thanks... My. hotline and whatsapp number is 08062084964...

Politics › Re: "Almost Died Yesterday But Am Alive"-gallant Explosive Specialist Reveals.photos by edris09(m): 2:44pm On Apr 08, 2016

irunooboo:
[size=13pt]We are all going to die one day so how is this news[/size]

C foolish girl in the making

Science/Technology › Re: The Snake A Nairalander Killed In His Neighbour's Farm by edris09(m): 3:18pm On Apr 07, 2016

fromnigeria:
As in! NatGeoWILD or what?

Btw, what is the name of your Village?

Na gotv u dey use

Politics › Re: Prof. Osibanjo Visits Ejigbo Osun State (photos) by edris09(m): 2:16pm On Mar 18, 2015

braine:
that is someone actively and genuinely working towards his goal. Not like some impossed bigoted and lazy Sambo who would just sit there, talking about whos a muslim and whos not.

Both of you are brainless and just showed u lack sense...... Sambo is a vice president..... I think both of u dont have a politician in ur generation to know that a vp have many works today.... Assuming he is campaigning about iz u idiot that will say he cant perform his duties well.... Some pple d

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Education › Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2013/2014 Admission Session by edris09(m): 7:27pm On Jan 11, 2015

lol futa guys sha

Literature › Re: Deceitful Couple by edris09(m): 4:37am On Dec 26, 2014

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Jokes Etc › Re: My Thoughts Can Make You Laugh : By Joker by edris09(op): 1:56pm On Dec 06, 2014

this actually happen to a friend in OOU
On the day of physics exam this my guy tunde (who is thin nt too tall and handsome… he is a type of guy that don't talk to gals too much ). he entered a shuttle to school and right inside exam hall he remember that he was nt with is calculator.. fortunately he is able to find a person with two calculators the guy said he shud give it to him after exam.
After finishing iz physics paper he submitted and is out of the exam hall then sudden as he was going hme one beautiful gal just said
Girl: hi
tunde: whats up
girl : am fine and you
tunde : cool as always (iz voice start to break)
girl: are u done with your physics paper today
tunde : yeah
girl: okay (the girl dy start to scratch body)
tunde : ok bye (he start to walk)
girl: sweetheart do u have calculator
tunde: looked shocked at the word sweetheart ( thinking na calculator u won collect na so u add sweetheart ) Bad market no calculator!!

Jokes Etc › Re: My Thoughts Can Make You Laugh : By Joker by edris09(op): 1:27pm On Dec 06, 2014

more update coming soon

Jokes Etc › Re: My Thoughts Can Make You Laugh : By Joker by edris09(op): 1:25pm On Dec 06, 2014

CHILDISH THOUGHT OF MINE WHEN STILL IN SECONDARY SCHOOL
All i can say is that all this stuff am thinking is because am so lonely kai no one to talk to except my friends that we always play PES 2010 on my 2000 naira tokunbo nokia phone. so when am alone i start this my weird thoughts though some are funny...so lets start with one of my thoughts
In my area around 6-10pm we dont usually have light so after am back from school i go straight into my room, sit down for bed and start to think....this time i started thinking that am in the university of manchester cos man u is my football club..despite knowing my grades are bad i think my last result was 5 F’s and 2 C’s and 1 D so when am in uni-manchester na me be d best student for there got A in geography and physics i use to think that those are the courses they do during that time. So that time all the girls dy eye me na so me dy face my studies. Na so this girl wey rich just dy go and me too dy go i mean with my book carried in my hand so i just hit her and girl just talk say (i use to say it with british accent when daydreaming) guy are u crazy ? I will just reply with my normal 9ja voice and reply her that no o..the girl just said body guards carry him.....i just daydreamed say she ordered the bodyguards to beat and the foolish go dy roll for bed..na so i go just dy pity my self say wetin i do for this girl lol.... So no after that the girl go just love me.....na so nepa bring light and am back to my senses i realised that time don go...foolish me my brother don eat my dinner after repeated calling me with no answer thinking i was fast asleep....hunger showed me pepper till i count the number of asbestos in the ceiling......lol..

Jokes Etc › Re: My Thoughts Can Make You Laugh : By Joker by edris09(op): 12:35pm On Dec 06, 2014

let me start by saying all what am writing here are all jokes ooo

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