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Blizzy300:
Hey guys I need advise

I'm going through adult life relationships crisis

For the first time in life I'm double dating

First one - Success insanely cute, chocolate, tall with killer slim fit shape, smart, reads alot of books, does not do tiktok understands my jokes intelligent

Redflag: she's very quiet and I have not seen what's she's like when she's angry.

She's really into me

Second one - Mmasi, very fair with good face card, always smiling, a cheerful giver, (the first day we met, she paid the bill)
Gists alot

She has big bunda ( like that type that makes you turn twice)

Sadly She shakes it on Tiktok 😞(not the seductive type) but still.

At first I wanted to run because she was given me 1 word responses but when she saw I drew back she added fire.

That's the period success came in

Now I'm in the middle of this quagmire

I want the two but unfortunately the society frowns at.

What do I do at these point.

Go for the first!

The first one will give your peace of mind.Nothing beats ladies who read a lot.

Never you underestimate readers; because most readers are problem solvers and leaders.

yMcy56:
FCMB Corporate Action:
Final Dividend: 0.35k
QD: 15th June 2026
PD: 30th June 2026

https://doclib.ngxgroup.com/Financial_NewsDocs/47133_FCMB_GROUP_PLC-FCMB_GROUP_PLC_-CORPORATE_ACTION_ANNOUNCEMENT_CORPORATE_ACTIONS_JUNE_2026.pdf

AFS 2025
https://doclib.ngxgroup.com/Financial_NewsDocs/47129_FCMB_GROUP_PLC-_QUARTER_5_-_FINANCIAL_STATEMENT_FOR_2025_FINANCIAL_STATEMENTS_JUNE_2026.pdf

Q1 2026
https://doclib.ngxgroup.com/Financial_NewsDocs/47130_FCMB_GROUP_PLC-_QUARTER_1_-_FINANCIAL_STATEMENT_FOR_2026_FINANCIAL_STATEMENTS_JUNE_2026.pdf

FCMB has done the right thing by declaring something(35 Kobo) as dividend.

I bought FCMB for less than ₦3 around 2010 or 2011.

35 Kobo dividend is more than 10 percent dividend yield for me😁

mariovito:
To be honest, I am not a fan of preservation of the dead

Bury them as soon as they die

Let the dead have some dignity

There was a story of a family that had to go exhume the dead they buried as the morticians later came to tell them that they were given the wrong corpse

Once all that preservation is done and the corpse left for a long time, they become unrecognizable and you will take whatever resemble your person that they give to you.

I agree with you.

The culture of taking death bodies to mortuary is a bad western culture.

I see no benefits in taking death bodies to mortuary.

Dead bodies should be buried 24 hours after death.

Patnome:
Big lies

Who dey sponsor you......

Nigerians and bad belle

Your evil agenda can't bring noodles company down

Give us proof or you forever stfu

We don't need noodles companies and other junk food companies.They produce slow acting poisons(junk foods).

Walllee:
Shut up and stop talking bulshit,for the past 20years children and adults have been consuming this food how many of them has had an issue related to the food.

You're probably uninformed about the danger junk foods pose to human health.

In the long run,junk food lead to high blood pressure,diabetes,cancer,heart attack,mental illness(depression)and stroke.

Ololade1999:
Brother, you don't need to advise anyone. Experience is the best teacher. They go learn by force. I have totally stopped eating that shit. It increases BP gradually. Some will even drink soda and energy drinks after eating it. They will all learn

They are buying slow acting poison with their money.

Noodles and carbonated drinks factories should be converted to poultry and animal farms. More protein food does the body more good than junk food.

NNtv:
All these people spewing noodle is not good for your health are bunch of lulunatics. They don't why they claim it's not good for people's health, except they heard it somewhere on the internet.

It is a sophisticated poison and not a real food

Oo

ElevationD:
Deluded and yet you live all your life thinking about the same country. Deluded and yet your family and friends choose to relocate there over China and Iran. Once again, there are those like you who feel humiliated for not getting American visas. Even the Chinese wey cheap, you no fit get.

A country where its citizens play with guns as if they are toys, yet you live in a country where terrorists have completely overrun, kidnapping people in their hundreds, maiming, killing, using for rituals and collecting ransoms now running into hundreds of billions? Maybe the terrorists in your country carry guns as water bottles of water and not toys. The USA is a packaged war zone, while your own country is an unpackaged war zone. Go and check the crime rate in China and tell yourself the truth.

Unfortunately your mind has been so bifurcated by the Chinese, that you do not know that there’s a world of difference between the fake that they export to your country and the originals that they export to the USA and the rest of the West, knowing that all goods must pass regulatory tests otherwise why are returned.

Go and ask how many Americans who relocate to China, or any other part of the world and compare them to the Chinese who live and have taken permanent in America, even bearing English names, even working as policemen and in the armed forces of the USA.

Continue living the lie.

I don't even fancy living abroad.

The USA is a packaged Nigeria.

ElevationD:
Maybe you need to see me physically and take a look at my passport to compare with yourself.

You can only tell your words to yourself as a consolation. Losers only look at China as their alternatives, when they have tried to get American visas and failed. On arrival in China, they think that they have found heaven on earth. While you live in illusion, you do not know that Chinese citizens queue up at the American embassies to relocate to America, where they can find peace and live their dream.

Meanwhile you all cry over fake products imported into Nigeria, while those who import genuine products from the same America are happy to have enduring products. Dey deceive yasef. While the Chinese exploit Nigerians in Nigeria, you cheat yourself deliberately and consciously while pointing dirty accusing fingers at the Americans. Na your type dey work for Chinese factory in Nigeria with suffering. Dey follow copycats.

I think you're deluded.The USA is a packaged 'war zone'. A country where its citizens play with guns as If they are toys

Americans are relocating to chinese cities to enjoy true freedom(in order to escape from the USA police brutality and gun violence that occur daily in the USA).

The same sophisticated USA import the so 'called cheap and fake' televisions,foot wears,clothes,computers and toys from China

ElevationD:
China is light years ahead as copycats,
China is 90 percent ahead with fake products.
Did you forget.
Once again, it is only losers, who along with the family and friends have been frustrated in their efforts to get to America, who cry daily.

The USA is not safe! A country where gun violence occur on a daily basis.

ElevationD:
Sure because the American society is very receptive. The Americans always talk about the American dream.

The Iranians painfully want to live in America, force the Americans to change their traditions and religions and systematically destroy the country.

The Chinese daily build the future, yet they are behind the Americans. They have always copied American technology. The very wealthy Chinese citizens have purchased plenty of property in America and recently, the American government has started resenting them.

Wetin dis one dey talk sef?

Just travel and stay in China for like one month; then you will discover that the USA is now a third world country when compared to the USA .

ElevationD:
When you comments on public spaces, learn to back up your claims with facts that are proven and not such comments as you have just done. Such comments are dismissed as irrelevances.

Show us what makes the USA a third world country, compared to the USA. Show us how more developed China is to the USA.

In 90 percent of science and technology,China is far ahead of the USA.

In 90 percent of social and economic development,China is light years ahead of the USA.

ElevationD:
That’s what the world needs. Progress, development, peace, decent societies. The world needs great thinkers and great leaders. The world needs leaders who will leave it far better than they met it when they were born. A clear example is Li Quan Yu and his great works in Singapore.

While the Chinese, Americans, Japanese, Singaporeans, Malaysians, Taiwanese, Saudi Arabians, UAE and the rest, work hard to make the world great, the Iranians are very busy building weapons of mass destruction and spreading terrorism to destroy the world.

One continues to wonder why the wicked Mullahs in Iran and their evil proxies and supporters continue to exist with their acts of wickedness endlessly.

While they out of jealousy chant “death to America”, “death to Israel”, the Americans and Israelis continue to grow and prosper. While the vampires in Iran continue to destroy their own country, their children and grandchildren live happy, finding fulfillment in the countries that they work hard daily to destroy. While some continue to show us how beautiful China is, they prefer American citizenship. Even the Chinese prefer American citizenship.

In all one must appreciate the beauty and effort of the Chinese government. We also hope that Nigerians leaders can cut off corruption and build a beautiful society worthy enough for the future of their children and grand children.

This American fan is just hyping the USA.

The USA is directly and indirectly the cause of major world conflicts.

The USA of 2026 is like a third world country when compared to China.

Risingblue008:
I will keep saying this,

China is the new world power now,
China don dust united states hands down even before biden came into power self,
China don leave this world behind
Take it or leave it,

Only deluded folks still believe the USA is the number one country.

ratcock:
The Chinese are on a whole new level.
Not a day passes by that you don’t hear news of groundbreaking innovation from the Asian giant.

Compared to this dysfunctional country I really envy those people

Nigeria is not yet a serious country.

China will rule the world for a least the next 100 years!

nosa2:
I plan to buy Ellah lakes for N2. I am just looking at all this bull market blues. Let market sentiment change first, people will be dumping like the stock has leprosy.

A loss making company is equivalent to leprosy!

I don't invest in loss making companies when there are many profit making companies.

narite:
Why didn't you tell us this while you were crucifying some of us trading so called "kpekus". Am I right with the words? I can't recall the way you write it.

Sadly, some of us here did listen to you, not knowing you were busy filling your pocket behind the scenes, doing what you told us not to do.

Jumping in and out of a stock where there is an opportunity to make quick money is okay. But I don't encourage using very risky companies when jumping in and out of a stock.

Ellah lakes(aka lekos) is a low quality company when compared to companies like ACCESSCORP and UBA.

Both ACCESSCORP and UBA have not declared loss results(reduction in profit is not equivalent to a loss)for the last 20 years. On the other hand,Ellah lakes is still a mediocre or a loss making company .

Streetinvestor2:
So after all this noise about dividend investors and access. You have become jijo member of 10%.
I hide my face

I have 2 main portfolios,I only sold in my trading account;from time to time I buy and sell for quick profit.

mikeapollo:
Wow!
After boasting to high heavens and bragging about how super Access is and condemning other stocks, you eventually sold Access for less than 10% gain (after fees) because of non-payment of dividend?
Well, dividend is your focus, and you have the right to do whatever with your investments
Thank you for even being sincere and informing us you have sold

This is for my Trading Account(what folks here call JIJO).

nosa2:
Unless you need the money for other things, you might come to regret this sale

This is for my Trading Portfolio and not for my Dividend Portfolio.

I exited ACCESSCORP yesterday after buying around ₦23 .

I made a minimum of 10% on my funds from the above operation.

Every problem is an opportunity to make money.

Agbalowomeri:
Purchasing power is 10x less than it was about 15 years ago. As a salary earner those days, 350k is the equivalent of over 3.5m today. I don't think any civil servants earn 3.5m today. If salaries then didn't destroy the economy with that purchasing power why should it now?

You're perfectly right.

The average wage of the citizens determine the economy boom or gloom of a nation.

A high wage(high purchasing power) promotes economic boom while a low wage(low purchasing power) promotes economic gloom.

leo1234:
He is now seeing the reality because he is affected.

EDUECO's dividend was invested in one of the London properties.

You're a learner!

I have made more than 90 percent just by jumping in and out of Zenith Bank, ACCESSCORP,UBA,FirstHoldCo and WEMA Bank.

The real money in stock market is from trading; dividend investing is just a bonus for me.

I got a dividend yield of more than 40 percent for the Zenith bank shares(average cost price of ₦17) in my dividend porfolio.

There are other successful market exploits I have initiated that I don't want to mention.

I have mastered the workings of the NGX. I'm not a mediocre in this game

Agbalowomeri:
Na share dem dey share am

Corruption is the religion in this country(not Islam, African Traditional Religion or Christianity).

Corruption has made Nigeria go 10 steps forward,then 15 steps backward.

We need a strong and efficient system to fight corruption in Nigeria.

Agbalowomeri:
So na this man carry una enter one chance

And when real business persons ask for loan; these banks will be demanding for ridiculous conditions.

Most of these bad loans are done deliberately to steal from the banks.Most of these bad debtors have known the bank management way back while in secondary school or university.Nepotism is one of the criteria used in granting loans.

robobo:
https://nairametrics.com/2026/05/03/nestoils-bad-debt-triggers-dividend-freeze-for-3-major-nigerian-banks/


Dem say na Nestoil no make UBA/ ACCESS pay dividend ooooooooo

total exposure of 2.16 trillion to the industry

na wa oooooooo

Ernest Azudialu Obiejesi is the person in charge of Nestoil.

The same Ernest Azudialu Obiejesi was the one that allegedly ordered for ₦60 billion luxury jet in 2023.

You dey owe bank huge sums of money but you the live luxury life when you never pay your debt.?

Both the management of UBA ACCESSCORP took loans to do what?

Both didn't pay dividend.

I believe the banking mafias are securing their future wealth.

Insiders(mostly through families and friends so that there won't be suspicion)are acquiring the shares of this banks.

If you want to secure you future wealth,never you underestimate majority of the banks.

Yoursfaithful:
una go explain taya...dnt worry still got 3more days to go.. for damage control

It is a fact that the results are good.

Yoursfaithful:
una go explain taya...dnt worry still got 3more days to go.. for damage control

There are tangible facts and figures to support it.

ACCESSCORP is doing excellently well.

naturalflow:
eeeya ,eeeya!it is the same thing we are saying. uba was paying consistently for 20 years or more!before the present drama.as eee don be like this,the best way is to contact nosa2,transfer all your holdings to him for safekeeping!

I am buying more ACCESSCORP shares for my Investment or Dividend portfolio.

ACCESSCORP is grossly undervalued with respect to its asset and equity.

naturalflow:
But uba gave you una expo na!access wey stingy for dividend before,CBN gave them more reasons.

ACCESSCORP has paid dividends consistently for the last 15 years.

The CBN rule is the reason for no dividend for 2025 financial year.