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looking for attention which they cant get..why dem no go faint for a bus driver or alaye while perfoming?

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NIGERIANS SUPERSTITIOUS BELIEF..
I believe everyone of us grow up with one or
more of this belief..
After reading mine, add yours and also share
with friends.
1) "Don't whistle in the sun, if u do snake will
come out from their hiding.
2) The more the people that eye a cherry
(agbalumo), The sweeter it becomes!
3) Don’t Drink The Water froм A Coconut Else
yσυ Automatically Become An Olodo
4) Dont brush ur teeth at noon ur mom gonna die
5) If sun is shining and raining is falling at
thesame time, that means a lion is giving birth.
6) Dnt let ppl jump over u, lest u bekum short.
7) If you put your eye lashes in ur parents shoe,
it wil make dem foget d offence u commited.
Don't allow pple to passover ur hand or
leg,else u will born a child with one hand or leg.
9) Don't eat any food dat falls on d floor,satan
has eating it.
10) Don't eat a Fowl Anus else you will start
Gossiping about the Community.
11) If ur teacher flogs u, rub d spot wit fowl
Shit,his/her will swell d next day .
12) if u spit on the floor and someone stepped
on it you'll have sore throat
13) Never cross a Pregnant Woman else the
Child is gonna Resemble you.... Gone r dos days.
14) After six o'clock, dnt pound any tin, else d
chicks of d hen will die off.
15) Don't Flog Boys with Broom, else their
Kokoro (D!ck) will start getting Small..
16) a pregnant woman must not walk in the sun
around 1-3, else the child will be an impecile
17) Dunnot eat on the road else you wont
getsatisfied with the food.what if i buy 20 raps
of fufu
18) do not sweep the top of the table with a
broom else u become hungry always/glutton.
19) If u urinate on a particular place everyday
it wil form a snail
20) Don't play wif lizard cus if u do and d
lizard shud make noise u wud get deaf...
21) if ur teeth fall off, throw it on top of d
zinc, d lizard will take it nd gv u another one
22) Don't stand in front of a mirror at night
else you will see evil spirits (demons)
23) If u take goat milk u wont fear anything
24) kill lizard cut off the head any chick that
having been toasting and she kip doing yanga 4
place the lizard head exactly on the point she
just finished urinating and that girl will nw love
like mad. Fake belief i try am like die e no gree
work
25) Kill a lizard, cut off its head and bury it
with 1 or 2 coins after 3days go dig it you
willsee plenty money(coins)
26) If u kill ekpupuyeke (DUCK) burry d head
and 7 days later it will change to SNAKE
27) Don't write on d ground at 9te with your
finger else ghost will give u a score.
28) if u use water wash dog face ko use d same
water wash ur face u go dy c spirits
29) As a kid,weneva u write on d ground[sand]
nd an ant climbs it,u wil automatically bcom nd
olodo.
30) If u put bar beach water and another water
4 grass cup or anything, them go dey fight until
dat tin break dm go ko separate.
31) Whenever ur team wants 2 play a
match..bury lizard egg at ur goal post..ur
opponent no go fit score una 2ru out dat match.
I tried them all but e no gree wok oo.
Share and add yours in the comment box.

i have use one in usa..250bux

call mtn center..180 or 181

^^chioma,where do u reside?

this poster self..
just this small na em u carry put 4 NL?

na only u dey dubai*

na only u see the flood**

okolo..

you 4 come ajman come snap pic too..

^^ hoping not to receive slap or be embarrassed..will post the result here soon..

thanx anyway.

have you tried it?

at girls from which part of the world?

Flygerian.:
White girls are the most easy catch (except the racist once). Something like:

"Hi. When I saw u comin from afar, I admire the way u look and ur steps are Elegant. Nice outfit. U just look fabulous! Would like to have ur mobile number."

^^funny..

thanx for the good work..

how much is your bill?

frontpage abeg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

^^not everybody clubs..

nthanx so far..hoping for more replies...

and mr.google it,NOTE:google doesnt have an answer to all question,if you wanna try search the meaning of ''GOOGLE''

i need the help oo....
am too lonely wenever i return from work..

and i never get moral or stamina to approach these white ladies..

i believe some of NL's have the experience

lol

what approach did you use to approach your oyibo babe?

how easy was it for you to toast your oyibo girl and what kind of approach did
you use?

****ALERT****
NEW ISLAMIC MILITANT SECTS CLAIMED RESPONSIBILITY IN THE NAME OF ALHA ON SARS HQ ABUJA ONSLAUGHT. (Nigerians where are we heading to, the ship of this nation is sinking, am afraid and disturbed, am thinking of relocating to Europe where i grew up as a young boy, too much nonsense with killings of innocent Nigerians on daily basis increase blood pressures.)


by
Okesola Ajibola Olayemi

wonders shall never end for this obodo nigeria..

mawojuuche: make thunder fire mawojuuche...no offence...

anyway^
you no happy say someone posted on this thread

hahahaha^^bad gurl abi boi

4.00...100 over 100
cus wen u work towards that,u will end up with 3. or more

4.00...100 over 100

^^^good man..u are a good man...gooooood

dats my man..if everyone thinks as such..
not that owing p-jets is not gud but:

its because,
he joined nairaland and was addicted to it like you..

he has no option dan to concentrate on one side and disbanned his twi twi

okolo