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you can drop your id,guess its more secured

Be merry: What do you mean? Are you serious or not?

yahoo boi

Be merry: maryb2hot@yahoo.com

hmm,i dont think she is..
Owoh leads

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Which Actress Is Best at Playing The Role Of Mother In Nollywood Movies?
The nominees are:

. Chinwe Owoh
. Ebele Okaro
. Patience Ozokwor
. Florence Onuma
. Rita Edochie
. Ngozi Ezeonu

thanx for your reply...
night

A graduate has been seeking for job, for almost fifteen good years. No means to get money. Then one day she had only but one dollar with her, she entered in a restaurant and bought food with that money but just after she finished praying for the food three people came in looking so skinny and hungry. They asked her for the food, she had compassion on them and gave them the food.

They wanted to pray for her but she told them that they need the prayer more than her. She left them and when she was about to leave they gave her an old coin. She went and lay down under the bridge to sleep, she saw newspaper and picked it and when she was reading it, there was an adverts about an old coin that got lost in 1955. Anybody that brings it was to be payed 10million dollars.

As soon as she saw it she checked the coin and it was the same. Then she rushed down to the address and they confirmed it and issued her with a cheque of 10million dollars. She rushed back to that restaurant to see those three men but she didn't find them.

When she asked the waiters, they gave her a letter that the old men left behind and she opened it, and this is what was written:

"This is the God of the Father, the God of Son and the God of the Holy spirit. No man who praises God shall be left to suffer. Him, his son and grandson's shall live happy under the umbrella of God."

MORAL LESSON: Blessed is the hand that gives than the hand that receive... Praise God and your life will change...

A PRAYER FOR YOU: God will perform a miracle in your life this week that is bigger than you can ever imagine, a miracle that will shoot you straight to the top, IN JESUS NAME

just post your facebook id or yim.
we will contact you

VACANCY: WIFE WANTED.

QUALIFICATION: You only have to be a woman.

OFFER: I will be your husband, your friend, your children's father. I will love you with all my heart, do everything for you, ensure you are always happy. I will be your strength when you are weak, your voice when you cant speak, your legs when you cant walk. I will be out there under the rain and sun making sure you and our children lack nothing in life. I will provide everything for you, satisfy you as a man should. I will rather go hungry so you can always eat. I will rather move around with legs so you can drive your choice car. When men are out there drinking beer and being missed by their wives I will be with you. I will build a choice house for you and our children. Send our kids to the best schools in town. You will have more than enough. I will bring out the best in you. Cherish you, adore you and respect you always. When you are wrong, I will understand the fact that humans are not perfect. When you are right I will celebrate your choice.

Click to apply

congrat,
send your cv to this email.
we will contact you shortly.
congrats once more.

MaisseD:
Application to be your wife.
Dear sir,
I am a beautiful,caring and hardworking woman. I'm in my mid-twenties. I cherish a lovely home, with beautiful kids and a loving husband. Although,I plan to have just 2 kids only. My greatest passion is cooking. I am never tired of doing this. Thus, filling my hubby's belly with great recipes will be my delight. I love to travel, will like to visit great countries with my eventual family. I love playing football rather than watching it. I love music, xpecially hip-hop. I am educated and possess good communication skills. If you employ me, I will fill your home with joy and warmth. I will bear you the most beautiful and intelligent kids in the world. I will assist you in all your endeavours,if you let me. I will be your hope when you are down, I will be your strength when you are weak. Our bed will be our court and our pillow the judge. I will pray for you always. However,i do not wish to have a lazy or ugly man as a husband. Hope to hear from you soon.
Thank-you,
Yours faithfully.

See wetin person go dey see for this country...
just see wetin peron dey suffer upon say em country rich pass these\
f**cking country he is running to...

oil rich delta indegin ,na em dem dey treat like pigeon so...

kai

hahahahahahahah...peoples and bad mouthing...

kai

kai,i don laugh tire...

nairalanders,una tooooo much!!!

i saw what i came to saweth

will you marry me?
i know you will say
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bet me,
them go soon start to kidnap goats and dogs..
but i bet you,their cup 4 don full by then.

Deffwill: My brother.., at this rate no one is safe o!

nominate who?
another criminal or retired one?

abeg,if not me or you then its ma.ibu better.
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i better go for akata now.
wetin man no go see?
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make i hide myself b4 dey kidnap me too.
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hmmm..
#

this december is too hot for obodo naijeria ooo..

LORD ,in they hands i put me,my family and friends and everyone that seeks THEE

VACANCY: WIFE WANTED.

QUALIFICATION: You only have to be a woman.

OFFER: I will be your husband, your friend, your children's father. I will love you with all my heart, do everything for you, ensure you are always happy. I will be your strength when you are weak, your voice when you cant speak, your legs when you cant walk. I will be out there under the rain and sun making sure you and our children lack nothing in life. I will provide everything for you, satisfy you as a man should. I will rather go hungry so you can always eat. I will rather move around with legs so you can drive your choice car. When men are out there drinking beer and being missed by their wives I will be with you. I will build a choice house for you and our children. Send our kids to the best schools in town. You will have more than enough. I will bring out the best in you. Cherish you, adore you and respect you always. When you are wrong, I will understand the fact that humans are not perfect. When you are right I will celebrate your choice.

Click to apply

yeah..
addicted to seun drug,kayalla,missb and all a them..

stine b: Your so addicted to NL right?

Delete this post if you can@kayalla..

even David didn't set his hand on Saul..**bear the name of the LORD*


tho mechanics couldn't allow us differentiate the mad and the normal.

i will spend it here on nairaland..#
Seun n all NL MOD's shuld pls honor my dinner iv here or
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this is very political.

Abeg if ur village is dat type u climb udara tree,
coconut tree or mango tree 2 get service, pls better wish me happy xmas b4
u travel 2 dat ur village!!.... Hppy xmass nairaland 4rm Eduson

make up do me fine