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bestpunterever:
ure very wicked, see as u murder OP..
I'm very sure he won't visit dis post again.

That's where you got it all wrong bro....I am not a Ronaldo hater had it been it was Messi that scored 2 goals in that final wouldn't people say all manner of things .....Barca played Juventus at the finals some years ago and we trashed them.Respect Messi and hi outta the world talents.He is one of the best thing to ever happen to football! Any player can score any any reasonable quantity of goals at any finals! I stand to be corrected though.

@DiMITCHELL......You sure know the truth bro......Messi is trying first name you will ever call before Ronaldo.Don't get me wrong I never said Ronaldo wasn't a great player yes he is but every Madrid fan knows deeply at heart who Messi is.Was Ronaldo sleeping when Messibg was 4-1 at world best? Come on bro.If Ronaldo was to assume the midfielder role like messsi does do you think he would score as this with all those leg overs and running around opponents? Come off it man....I doff my heart for Ronaldo yes but for MEssi Ronaldo himself know who Messi is!!!

This is proof that messi is the best player this era.

1.Ronaldo always playing catch up to Messi for a Ballon d'or, he has never been in front

2. Fifa had to extend a voting period for Ronaldo to get a ballon d'or, which has never been done in the history of an award , even up until this day

3.They always have to match Ronaldo to Messi and not the other way round

4.whenever Ronaldo wins something the first thing you would see is all the Ronaldo lovers pointing a finger at Messi

no matter what you do , Ronaldo would always be considered one of the best in this era and great goalscorer but Messi would be considered the best of his generation....

When was the last time Real Madrid won more than a single trophy in a season

FELLOW NAIRALANDERS JOIN ME IN CELEBRATING MY THIRD TO COMMENT FRONT PAGE TINZZZZ!!! THIS IS A GOOD OMEN FOR MY CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEAR CELEBRATIONS......HEADING TO THE BAR TO CELEBRATE MY FTC WITH A CHILLED BOTTLE OF HEINEKEN AFTER ALL THIS YEAR OF MY BEING A NAIRALANDER. LASTLY MY SHOUT TO THE GREATEST OF THE GREATEST DULLARD FOR SLEEPING ON THE HERDSMAN SEAT SORRY PRESIDENTIAL SEAT SINCE ASSUMING OFFICE WITHOUT DOING ANYTHING MEANINGFUL OTHER THAN TRAVELLING AROUND THE GLOBE WITHOUT DOING ANY TANGIBLE REASONS....HE BETTER SLEEP TILL HIS TENURE ENDS SO WE CAN VOTE SOMEONE BETTER!!!!

First to comment Hurray!!! Many Likes for me Nairalanders!

That's Ridiculous!

6th to comment i will get there though

@ekugbeh....Yes its true because most partners dosen't want to be tolerant with each other and so many other factors though!

Are you married or preparing for marriage? Please Read this.... WHAT A MOTHER TOLD HER SON A DAY BEFORE HIS WEDDING

Mummy’s boy, you are now a man. Tomorrow you will have a new mother, a new cook and a new person to share all your secrets with. It will no longer be me but her. Love your new mum even more than you love me. Before you walk into her arms forever, let me give you some words to guide you.

There was a day I was arguing with your father. We were screaming, Tempers were high. I was angry and He was angry. Then I called him an idiot! He was shocked, He looked at me asking how dare I call him that, Immediately started calling him idiot, fool, stupid, crazy, I called him all sort of name.

Guess what he did? He didn’t raise his hands to hit me. He just walked away, banging the door as he went out.
My Son, If your father had hit me and destroyed my eyes, how will you feel sitting here with me today? How will you regard him as your father? Would you have been proud of him or would you be blaming me for calling him names? Never hit your wife! No matter the provocation just walk away and things will be normal. Whenever she offends you, think of this story I just told you, it could have been your mum!

Before I forget, after he left, I was filled with guilt. We slept on same bed that night and I went to him the next day. I pleaded with him, I did all I could to show am sorry and he forgave me. That day I cooked his favourite food, yes you know he loves Pounded yam & Vegetable soup right? After that day, I never called him names, my respect for him was ten times stronger.

There is something very important you must always do, my son listen very carefully, defend your wife. When she is under pressure, stand by her. If your friends hates her, it is your duty to make them see her as a Queen. Your Uncle, I mean Uncle Yusuf, never liked me. But Ur father was always supportive until his perception changed.
There was a day your Father was going to host the owner of his company and friends. They were three of them. That day I was in the kitchen cooking for them and your father went to buy drinks. When the table was set and food was served. Everyone started eating. Then I remembered I did not add salt in the food. I was embarrassed. Your father tasted the food and looked at me. He immediately turned to the guests. He told them that he instructed his wife last month not to add salt whenever she is cooking because of some problem with his body. He said it in a funny way and everyone laughed! The guests understood and he asked me to bring salt and everyone added according to their taste. He managed to eat the food without salt. After the guest left, he went on his knees and asked God to forgive him for lying. (Lol)

Your wife is like a baby, sometimes she don’t know what to say or do. Stand up and speak for her!
Now let me talk to you about Sex. You see Sex is a wonderful thing. Do not be surprised if your wife enjoy and need Sex more than you do. There were days, I needed Sex more than your father and there were days he needed it more than me but the important thing is to always try to satisfy the other when they need you. Don’t always think of your self.

There was a time things were hard and I needed to do two jobs to support your father. One night I was so tired. When I got to bed he was in the mood. He try to make love to me and I didn’t refuse him. I was tired but I felt I needed to be there when he need me. When he tried undressing me, he saw my look and he stopped. He asked what was wrong and I said nothing. But he understand me better. He stopped and then started telling me stories until I fell asleep.
My son, Sex is best enjoyed when the two parties are physically and mentally ready for it. Sometimes, read your wife and understand her.

Make it a habit to go anywhere with your wife. Beside your job, move around with her. If anyone invite you to his house and told you not to come with your wife then be very careful. Use wisdom.
I know you love mummy… I know you tell me all your problems. But now things will be different.

Let your wife be the first to know before me. Let her be the first to see before me.
When you have problems with her don’t run to me immediately. Wait for a day to pass and then talk to her about it. Pray about it. Report her to nobody but talk issues out within yourself.

Finally, don’t forget to come and visit me with your wife every month!
I Pray you have a great Marriage!

UrWorstNitemare:
Shey u sabi SPIDERMAN ??

I guess u won't be more than a 7 year old kid who is probably browsing with his Dad's phone.It's Bed time buddy!

Hi Everyone...Since have been little(Though i don't believe it myself) i have always heard people around me saying getting caught with cobwebs is a bad omen and it potrays badluck and backwardness spiritually and that evil forces is at work with such individual.I want to know your take on this.Is it superstition or true? Most Nigerian tradition(s) and Religious Beliefs are still some of the reason for our backwardness economically and Socially.

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I don't understand? @umar745

1. Onion Salary – You grab it, you open it, and you cry.
2. Storm Salary – You don’t know when it’s coming or going.
3. Menstrual Salary – It comes once a month and lasts only four days.
4. Magic Salary – You touch it and it disappears.
5. Amnesia Salary – You can’t remember what you spent it on.
6. Time Traveling Salary – You spend it paying various debts even before you collect it.

Is Saraki putting on a wig in that passport or are my eyes deceiving me??

Glorified Secondary school.......

Why do u think they are crap?cuz they sing with indigeneous language or what?

Nigeria actress with Boobs flaunting atitude....Thats the trend nowadays.First to comment! Glory be to God.

Between Reminisce and Olamide who does it better? To me i would pick reminisce,he'z cool and when i listen to his rap he sound very dinstictive especially when i listened to Third World Thug.He has maturity and much calmness,what i love about Reminisce is that he takes his music one after the other.Please don't misquote me,Olamide is a great rapper too and i love him so much but i believe Reminisce have a slight edge over Olamide.My Opinion Though! Please let me know yours

NOPET: I met this girl on facebook when i was doing my NYSC far away North,after i added her on my facebook we started chatting and finally fell in love,she came all the way from PH to visit me and i tried to make her happy, i took her out every evening and we spent at least #5000and after 2 weeks she went back to PH...we loved each other so much. After my service i decided to move from where i intended to stay(Abuja) and came to lagos cos she said she was relocating to lagos to stay with her sister and i have brothers staying in lagos also,in 2011 i came to lagos and i started searching for job and after few weeks she arrived lagos and where her sister was staying was close to where i was staying too so we meet once in a while... i could not treat her well again cos i was not having enough money and work was not forth coming. in 2012 i started teaching i a private secondary school and i was paid #20000 only so i saved some money and in 2012 November i lost my brother whom i was staying with it was so sad and tough for me...we went for the burial in Dec. and after i returned i decided to rent my house with the little money i was saving because i could not continue staying with my brother's wife and kids... iin january this year 2013 i got another job though it was a little better than the teaching job and all this while i give her the little i could and in march this year 2013 God bless me with anothe job with an improved salary so i try and give her the little i could,but with all my explanation she keeps saying i am stingy in september i told her i will be paying #5000 into Account every month and buy her all necessary materials she needs,i paid in her september allowance and i bought a pair of shoe and some wears for her and after 3 weeks she said i should pay 30k into her account that she has something to sort out but i pleaded with her to be patient as i dont have much for now... i called to explain things to her but she wont pick her calls and later her sister picked her call and pretended to be her and told me i should not call her again if i cant give her the 30k... and all effort to make her see reasons with me prove abortive.... now i have moved on with my life and i wish her d best too

its simple just go ahead and give it to her,for your information.......The girl has opened a ATM outlet in your pocket,WTF were you thinking,you are on salary and you are paying a girl salary out of the same salary....Truly how does that sound to you? Buhhh if i may ask how many times have you eaten her apple THE GIRL IS A FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WORKER LOOTING YOUR TREASURY!!!!!!!! THERE IS FIRE ON THE MOUNTAIN RUN RUN RUN RUN ..........Last Bullet....is this Dumbness,Madness or just simply being gullible

I have been on Nairaland for a while,its a very educative and informative forum but what really make my days is how people lash out comments at each other,even sometimes when i am angry or i feel sad i laugh a lot when i see people lashing out at each other,some comments are funny while some are imbeciled (like killing smacking the person that wrote the comment),some against a motion and some supporting the motion like our senators......I and NAY tinz!!! How do comments makes you feel? Please let me know.

mankand: Too small.

Naijabi hail oh

Vessel got missing on sea
satelite got missing in orbit
Funds for security vote got missing in presidential villa
27 million usd got missing in nigerian embassy in US

Are you all not tired?

SOON PEOPLE GO DEY MISS......

aburo7: In an interview with Entertainment Splash presenter Labi on TVC this afternoon, OJB who is suffering from Kidney failure opened up about his health condition.He said he has received donations from only Don Jazzy and Ruggedman.According to OJB,Tuface hasn't made any donation or called him,likewise Wizkid.OJB said he has been battling with the kidney failure for 2 years.Now he can barely stand straight or walk.He has between now and end of July for the operation.The kidney transplant will take place in London because of the long flight to India.He needs #14m more because the operation will cost #16m and he has just #2m from donations.
Pls remember his account details are: Babatunde Okungbowa. UBA -1015075120.

Source http://www.toniaodili.com/2013/06/ojb-has-receieved-just-2m-for-kidney.html?m=0

Tuface...i am not mad at you for not donating,if you do not donate thats your problem but even a 1 minute call to say plzz get well OJB you have not done...its too Bad Bro....I know OJB will not die he worked up the Music industry and just like football back then he only got little money.....Its OJB today it could be anyone tomorrow....u may probably not read this but its very Bad to every celebrity who cannot even say hi to OJB even if you do not want to donate......u are all Fakers!!! This dosent go to 2face alone....it goes to everyone of you!!!!!!!

idiagbon: U dey put am just, na by force to give? What happened to all the money OJB made? Probably squandered on women and drink hence his call for contribution.



Food for thought "put money aside for the rainy day"

Have you ever read the article when OJB said he has spent his own 5m over the past 2 years,he has been battling the disease for over 2 years and not just now...plsssss stop acting like a DumbAss

Demdem: Ngige is presently not a governor. You mean the same Rochas that just appointed numerous political assistants among which we have the Chief Comedian of the state.
Anyway, i dont think Tinubu is in anyway impeding the progress Fashola is making in Lag sha.

No mata wat Rochas does,i luv him so much,he is a goal oriented driven Governor.Fashola actually tried within the first 16 months but to me he has no substitution for canceled agenda and he is much of a excessive force person

Its GUN OWN COUNTRY AND NOT GOD OWN COUNTRY

When u know u earn more than ur Husband then why do you come here seeking for advice?u sef proud joor,u get elephant atitude.u knw whats gud for u,u dey earn much na so u must be intelligent

[quote author=dplomaticVal]Akpos and ochuko saw
condom on there way
coming from school and they
showed there mom.....
Ochuko: mom look at the
baloon we saw on the
floor...
Mom: are you guys mad
Dont ever pick such thing on the floor
again.... Go and
remove your uniforms..
Akpos: she is really angry
with us.... Thank God we
didnt tell her that we drank the yoghurt
in d baloon.
Too dry,get a life!