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freecocoa:
Op its either you are joking or you are exceptionally funny,how can someone be heartbroken yet so funny? Anyways she chose him over you,truss me she ain't worth fighting for or over,let her bounce. There are many ocean in the fishes.

@Free Cocoa & Nitrogen, I'm not joking o. Dis is a case of life and death. I'm just trying to hid my pains by being witty.
@Mynd, d guyman for no near my babe nau


I guess y'all are right, maybe I should just fashi d babe and move on wiv my life

I'm feeling really down now. One bros in my area (d street opposite mine) has snatched my lovely angel. Despite the fact that my relationship with dis girl was common knowledge and the fact dat I regard him as an area "egbon", Bros Akin went ahead to chance me, becos I never hammer

Now TY won't even touch me with a ten-feet pole; all of a sudden I have become a sort of pariah to the person who couldn't get enough of me. I feel like taking it out on Akin, but the Bros pass me in many ways (hin muscles be like Rambo own and me I be one skinny guy) age-wise money-wise, physical strength and even in popularity.

I have sort of become a joke amongst my friends. Fellow NLanders, please what do I do?  

Yes it does exist, in movies, songs, paintings and novels But in the real world? I'd eat my toes out. Why? All we have now are "relationships of convenience" where self-gain (money-wise, affection-wise, and mostly sex-wise) is the ultimate.

claremont:
As ridiculous as it sounds, there are some ladies who believe that a partner beating them is a way of showing how much he cares about them. They would rather prefer a partner who beats them when he is angry than one who gives them the silent treatment. Such ladies give a whole new meaning to th phrase "love is wicked".

Such ladies need to have their heads examined

Can someone please tell me what fun some guys get in beating up their girlfriends? To me, any man that resorts to his fist in any argument with his girlfriend (not even wife) is a dumb-ass, down-and-out bloke.

For me, guys whose seem to enjoy a perverse satisfaction from beating their ladies 'blue-black' need to have their heads examined. I mean if muscles dey worry you, why U no fit go fight Samuel Peters? Or better still, go dey fight wrestling

Mine would be:
1. All about me - Mya ft Sisquo
2. Trust - Keisha Cole
3. Forever in my heart - Lara George
4. I'll make l♥√ع to You - Boys II Men
5. Fire - Baby Face ft Desiree
6. Everything - B2k

I have always wondered, why is it that Good Guys always lose out, especially in matters of the heart? I am a perfect example of a good guy: We don't cheat on our girls, we treat them like they are the best to happen to us. We devote all of our time and energies to making tehm happy, We never lose our temper with them, or raise a finger against them, we don't go through their phones or stalk them, in short I treat them like they are goddesses. But after all said and done we get played for fools. Is it that we are too predictable or what? Do ladies truly want guys that would treat them like they were eggs? Why is it that the Bad Guys end up having all the fun? Are we too "good" for our own good?

My girlfriend is freaking out cos my ex and I are back on talking terms. She goes crazy whenever I get a call from my Ex or whenever she tries chatting with me of FB?

I have tried to make her understand that its harmless and we are just friends, but she won't believe me. I guess she is just insecure and immature about the whole thing.

Pls fellow nairalanders, advise me on what to do, cos I am getting tired of her unfounded accusations.

Roky baby, I no belive dat one o. If not na me for marry Gbenga Adenuga's pickin - dat one wey marry dat big fine bross. If unlike does attract, why Quincy pickin go marry Oyinbo man? Why e be say na only Rtd General son dey marry Rtd General daughter? Why did Beyonce marry Jay-Z? Why did Will Smith marry Jada Pinkett? Why hasn't Mercy Johnson agreed to marry me

Take a cusory look around and you'll find guys dat are deviating from their God-given partners. I don ponder sotay I begin to go asunder without really going under. Can anyone answer these questions for me, please before I run outta my mind?

Why do short guys go after "Goliaths"? Because all the short men dat live in my face-me-i-face-you yard are married to Goliaths?

Why do slim (lepa) guys go after robust (orobo) ladies with huge "front pages" and killing "Excels?"

Why do ugly ladies always want to get hooked up with beautiful guys? (I mean, why should a person like Segun Arinze get married to Ann njemanze in the first place?)

I mean, I thought birds of same feather always flock together, not so?

Guy, d babe na mamy water simple! Maybe d "rightful owner" is punishing her for , U know
Abegi make u take cover o. Life no get duplicate, shebi U Know

Kpolli Gbam! U just hit d head on the nail (abi na d other way round?) After all, na person wey dey catch na im commit robbery? Besides, how could b brother have resisted her packaging?

Whosai? Did i just hear someone say no love without trust? Abegi, na wetin be love self? No be e dey my body, e dey your body e be?

I'm new too and iI try to play with words. Ain't good but I hope this will do,

I'm hip-hop cool
no-bodies fool
I just keep it real
If you've got the feel
I give sorrows a chase
from people's face,
spreading lofty kisses
I break pains to pieces


Try to put me a-runs
and Imma shoot U my guns
Try to show me you're hot
and Imma leave U so hurt,
Try to show me U're smart
and Imma piece you apart
cuz I'm a moving train,
I pay pain with pain.

But if you give me your heart
then thins will go alright,
We'll share ains and joys
cuz ours'd be no toy,
then happiness will rain
and will have no stain
cuz we'll be at peace
and live in bliss!

How'z dat for starters?