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Technology MarketRe: HP Elitebook 850 G3 Deal 16GB RAM 256GB SSD by edydeyemi(m): 9:20am On Mar 11, 2022
Last price and location please.
Technology MarketRe: AWOOF Dell Latitude 5570 Laptop I5 6th Gen Upto 3.50ghz 2gb Graphics Checkout by edydeyemi(m): 9:18am On Mar 11, 2022
Last price?
Technology MarketRe: Neat UK Used HP Zbook 15u G3 - 16GB RAM, 2GB Dedicated Graphics by edydeyemi(m): 9:11am On Mar 11, 2022
What's your last price?
EducationRe: Who Remembers The Name Of This Book? by edydeyemi(m): 5:55pm On Feb 11, 2022
chukwuma0000:
I stumbled on this picture somewhere and have forgotten the name of the book we read back in my primary school.
Ralia the Sugar Girl. I
BusinessRe: Find Co-founder Or Early Employees by edydeyemi(m): 1:31pm On Oct 30, 2021
I am interested
FamilyRe: My Wife Is Having An Emotional Affair With Her Pastor by edydeyemi(m): 7:26am On Oct 07, 2021
truthCoder:
hnmmm.

first, stop reading blogs that define relationships.

lets go practical. I speak the truth and it might hurt.

your wife and you got married not because you are best of friends but because you both seem to meet certain societal requirements you both set for yourselves. You wanted a virgin and a church girl from a good home. She wants a good man with a good job who will love her.

This is where the problem starts. You and your wife might be married but you are not friends. She needs someone to be free with and currently you are not..the pastor is.

Here is what you should do.

First ball is you. Are you the kind of guy that is not easily approachable by the wife on petty things? If you are, you need to change. She must have access to you on everything. If she thinks about ABC, she must be able to gist about it with you. Be more open. As regards sex, she is a learner...teach her...Sex is not just the penetration. Learn about taking it sloowwwww....For the next few days, make love without penetrating her. make her relaxed, give her a good massage, help her clean her ear, arrange her hair, help her try on different clothes, just lie on the bed and gist, kiss and cuddle, give her head, cut her toenails, do everything that involves touching but no penetration. This will loosen her more.

Take the pastor's phone number. Call him and tell him you are XYZ's husband. Don't allow him to 'pastorize' you. Tell him you have seen the chats and you are disappointed. Tell him he should never contact your wife again or he is going to see hell on earth. Tell him you will come into the church during service to embarrass him if he doesn't stop contacting your wife. Tell him you will report him to Winners Headquarters in Ota and via social media then hang up the call.

Next ball park is your wife. Sit her down and have this conversation with her. Tel her the most important relationship she has is the one with you. Every other one is secondary. Tell her you would love her more if she can make you her friend. If she has any thing to discuss, She should be free to do so with you. Show her love. Show her that she matters. Gist with her.

You will win her back
More blessings on you for this.
TV/MoviesRe: Reminiscence: Checkmate the Popular Nigerian TV Soap Opera Series) by edydeyemi(m): 12:14pm On Aug 15, 2021
That fryover part did it for me. One vivid scene that also stuck with me was when the son was initiated. Really great show. I loved RMD's character the most; his sinister laughter was off-the-hook. I was in Pry 4 when it aired, so I did not really understand the plot. I, however, did enoy how the actors/actresses interpreted their roles.

Some other soaps I loved are Palace, Family Circle, and Everyday People. Funny how things always seem better in the past.
Science/TechnologyRe: Can You Buy This Electronic Toilet WC For #350,000 ? by edydeyemi(m): 4:28pm On Jun 04, 2021
Lekan111:
Hope it no go shock person
grin grin
TV/MoviesRe: Between Tom And Jerry, Who Did You Support As A Child? by edydeyemi(m): 5:56am On Mar 25, 2021
Jerry all the way; he was way cooler and always outsmarted Tom. He was a beacon of hope to those of us that were bullied as kids. Btw, did anyone ever support Tom?
Jobs/VacanciesFreelance Business Development Executives Needed by edydeyemi(op):
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CrimeRe: U.S. Government Asks Court To Make Obinwanne Okeke A ‘Scapegoat’ by edydeyemi(m): 7:19am On Feb 17, 2021
Pierocash:
They involve themselves in fraudulent means,come to the public and be making comments that make others look stupid.they talk with so much arrogance ,making it look like they are just been hardworking and creative.meanwhile,nah fraud dem dey do.
And make you begin to wonder if God has forsaken you.
PoliticsRe: Fresh #EndSARS Protest At Lekki Toll Gate, Lagos - AIT by edydeyemi(m):
lalasticlala:
According to AIT, second wave of #EndSARS protest commences at Lekki Toll Gate.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-ufNCYOKoU



Really? I was at Lekki today around 12:30pm (In fact, I am just leaving Lekki now) and I did not see anything o
Christianity EtcRe: Is Break Dance And Rapping In Church Sinful? by edydeyemi(m): 9:26am On Aug 23, 2020
Golan007:
Yes.

Not only that, twerking in the vineyard is a big sin.

In fact, knowing you have a big bum bum yet moving it left and right in front of brother Emma is a big sin.
grin cheesy grin cheesy
EducationRe: What Is The Most Embarrassing Day Of Your Life In School? by edydeyemi(m): 2:42pm On Jul 24, 2020
I have had a couple of such moments but I will share the most recent. I boarded a bus to CMS but the driver refused to stop because of the Lastma guys so I had to jump down. As I jumped down, the next thing I heard was pprraaahhh. My trousers tore all the way. I stood at the spot for almost 10 minutes asking God why me.

I decided to cross to the other side and board a bus back to Costain. The next thing I knew, KAI don arrest me! I showed the guy my torn trousers but he was like, and so?Last last, they took me to their office under Apongbon bridge and threatened to take me to court for endangering my life. I had to bail myself with the last 1k I had on me.

One of them was nice though. He got a me a tailor to help sew my trousers. I pulled my trousers and sat in my boxers while the tailor was sewing them. People were just looking at me and my skinny thighs and started asking Kilode? Kilonshele? and all sorts of questions. I had to beg one of my arrestors to give me 200 naira for tfare to Lekki. To make matters worse, it was on a Monday morning. When I got to the office and told my colleagues, they laughed me die.
CelebritiesRe: Simi Esiri & Dr Sid's Marriage Crashes. Simi Confirms The End Of Her Marriage by edydeyemi(m): 8:19am On Jan 27, 2020
DRPAIT123:
Twice my size, lol
Remember maywhether beat big show
That one na Kayfabe (Film Trick o). It was funny though
FamilyRe: Deadbeat Father: How A Nairanlander's Quote Ended My Family's Rift. (photos) by edydeyemi(m): 9:18am On Dec 13, 2019
OP Nice of you to reconcile with your dad. My father absconded when I was just nine years old and was absent for well over 19 years. My mum had to work her fingers to the bone raising four young boys; we literally lived from hand-to-mouth. Sadly she passed before she could reap the fruits of her labour.

True, I know my mother could be headstrong and impossible to get along with, but that in no way justifies my father for abandoning us for 19years. Well he came back begging a couple of years ago and I forgave him but that is where it ended. He lost all rights to a father-son relationship years ago.

Would I have forgiven him were mother still alive? Certainly not without her forgiving first; I owe her that that much. There was a time he tried flexing and claiming rights, I blocked him out completely. Now he has realised that I do not owe him a thing (well maybe a little for sending us to one of best primary schools in Ejigbo then) and stays in his lane while I say in mine. I call him once every couple of months and that's where it ends; He doesn't know where I live, he has seen my son only once and knows not to call me unnecessarily.

One thing I have learnt though is to Never be the man my father was. Once again, OP I salute your courage for trying to reconcile with him but never-ever let your mother feel betrayed considering all she sacrificed for you guys.

Cheers.
HealthRe: Living With An Asthmatic Spouse by edydeyemi(m): 12:25pm On Oct 12, 2019
forreelliinc:
whenever he is having an asthmatic attack, you will need to give him head so the tension in his lungs will go into his balls

also you should not let him go to sleep with blue balls otherwise the tension from his balls will go to his lungs and chest
grin cheesy
RomanceRe: Val Partner Wanted: Braless Nigerian Slay Mama Recruiting Man For Valentine Day by edydeyemi(m): 7:46am On Feb 13, 2019
miracood:
I THING I'VE NOT REALLY UNDERSTAND IS HOW GIRLS BOOBS WILL BE LOOKING BIG IN ONE PIC

AND IT WILL ALSO LOOK FALLEN IN ANOTHER PIC
It's called How the Mighty are fallen
AdvertsRe: Request For Any Book In The World ...get It In Few Seconds (#300) Only!!! by edydeyemi(m): 6:05pm On Dec 23, 2018
Hello OP. Can you help me get the Blackbird Series by Freda Warrington. Mention me if possible.
WebmastersRe: Web Developers, Please Don't Make The Mistake I Made! by edydeyemi(m): 7:30am On Dec 12, 2018
@OP I can only imagine how pained you would be feeling now. Just like others have been saying, you need to wise-up because there are so many unserious people like that. Never-Ever upload to a client's server (Where you have no control) without getting at least 80% of your fees.

You can set up a folder on your own webserver and upload the sites there for future clients to view. Also, I think you should get at least 40% committment before going all-in on any job cuz poo happens. Anyways, I hope you've learnt your lesson.

Pele sogbo.
LiteratureRe: Number 225 Katakata Street by edydeyemi(m): 9:35am On Dec 04, 2018
Centino:
LOVE

Papa Efe was just rising from his siesta when his son walked in panting.

“What is it?”

“Papa I don’t want to continue with this carpentry work.”

“Eh hen? So what do you want to do?”

“I want to go and learn how to take care of animals.”


TO BE CONTINUED.
I have no choice but to come out of Ghost Mode. Centino, I swear you are something else.
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RomanceRe: Marrying A Lady Your Friend Slept With In The Past by edydeyemi(m): 7:44am On Oct 30, 2018
victorian:
Some men do not deserve a good wife. They don't. God will give them a good woman, they will use selfish wicked attitude to drive her away.
Haunty, you haff vex o.
PoliticsRe: Dele Momodu Reacts As Jide Sanwoolu Joins Governorship Race In Lagos by edydeyemi(m): 8:47am On Sep 13, 2018
dasauce:
Man....you dey madddd I swear grin grin
Finish Him...Dasauce wins
Jobs/VacanciesUrgent! A New It Startup In Lekki Requires Users To Test Its Mobile Booking App by edydeyemi(op):
Good day all,

A new IT startup in Lekki, needs smart and IT-savvy people to help carry out a User Acceptance Test for its mobile app.

Requirements
1. An Android phone (minimum 4.1 Jellybean)
2. Computer literate and IT Savvy
3. Familiarity with taxi booking apps like Uber, Taxify etc will be a great advantage

If interested, please contact Edward on 08129667328 (Whatsapp/SMS/calls) or via email edward@cabrio-technologies.com

Thanks
RomanceRe: Where Is My Beloved Onila by edydeyemi(m): 8:22am On Mar 06, 2018
Yes where are all these guys and gals. Funny Onila has been on my mind recently. They really made NL fun back then; I always had NL opened on my phone. Well, life goes on; at least we've got Lalasticlala to torment anytime we feel like
TV/MoviesRe: Bitto Touches Princess In Bed, Big Brother Invites Him (Photos) by edydeyemi(m): 6:15pm On Jan 30, 2018
Laple0541:
I just hate the show I don't know why...

If I wan watch mojo make i know say I de watch mojo, all this lagbaja no wear bra, tamedun wan finger am, lakasegbe de surmon tamedun is not understandable.....
Dude, you crazy!!!
Technology MarketRe: "USED ITEMS" Direct From WAREHOUSE by edydeyemi(m):
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Technology MarketRe: "USED ITEMS" Direct From WAREHOUSE by edydeyemi(m): 4:27pm On Aug 12, 2016
rev2214:
No offload for washing machine and TV as at yesterday maybe today.
OK pls keep posted.
Technology MarketRe: "USED ITEMS" Direct From WAREHOUSE by edydeyemi(m): 9:42am On Aug 12, 2016
I need the following items
1. Washing machine
2. 42-inch LED flatscreen TV

Add me on whatsapp (08034985934)
GamingRe: Best Free Android Games Under 60 MB by edydeyemi(m): 5:48pm On Aug 11, 2016
nma24:
I'm stuck in level 81
grin grin SMH for an Olodo like you.
Technology MarketRe: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by edydeyemi(m):
cheesy

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