₦airaland Forum

Anither563:
He will definitely do it before October 1. He is a man of action.
May God bless Nigeria for ever!

RoyalUc:
😀

Ogechi wey don find her level since

Obviouslyblunt:
Lol. For you guys that pay for Netflix. I watch all my movies free and you guys that pay for Netflix don’t even get it before me or clearer than mine.

Rapmoney:
If you grew up in the 70s, 80s and the early 90s, you surely have a story to tell about your mum having this footwear. Our mothers didn't joke with it as it was a 'must have' for 70s and 80s Nigerian mums. Fondest memories.

Abeg share your stories joor!!!

ValCon888:
The older women (Evening Newspapers) are the wisest sages because they've seen it all and done it all. It's highly difficult to get into their pants without concrete evidence of marriage intentions. They still have their Hot, lustful side, but it's strictly reserved for the men willing to put a ring on her finger.

However, except she fully commits to religion, these older ladies will continue to find the sneakiest and most devious ways to satiate the lust that was unleashed in her youth.

I could go on and on but I will stop by saying one last thing; the cycle of whorishness and promiscuity can only stop through the proper education and empowerment of the girl child.

Testiebobo:
Since i registered into nairaland in 2022, i understood nairaland features abbreviations because it has a little likeness of twitter(now X). Except that YIM that is usually under every nairalander's profile. Pls NL Experts what is the meaning of YIM?

123yes:
Sad news again for Nigeria military. Lie Mohammed the former information minister told the world that Boko harm has been defeated technically. They play with our innocent soldiers life and our men are been killed every day. What a shame to the activities of last government concerning insecurity in Nigeria.

finallybusy:
We’re approaching three months now. Is there something I should know? When we do it in the daytime, she ensures the curtains are closed so the room remains pitch black. I have almost no idea how she looks naked.

englishmart:
See as Uzoho head long. Mr. Longinus. No wonder baba no sabi anything. From henceforth, If your head no flat like Enyeama and Nwabali own, no near those posts o. Anu mpama.

Uzoho get luck, na me for lead the squad wey go go beat him papa

Wawelexy:
Please o leave pastor alone, he told his members he will help them wage war against every battle of their lives, that's all his tryna do, please allow him cash out with the camo


Jokes aside, there's one pastor that cash out with this tactics back then in Ilupeju Mushin area, forgotten the name of his church, he put on full army camo and organised a crusade themed; War against Satanic kingdom I think. Baba really pulled crowd with that stunts that year

Carcholce:
Who ever wrote this review is a novice

How can you write on the performance and not state exactly the processor the device is using?

dfrost:
Na people wey still dey waste time dey look for conversion.

Work your years of experience up, do relevant certifications, acquire business skills in addition to whatever skills you have and do an MBA and move up to the C level.

Negroid001:
I've also got some old classics. Indicate if interested. I have the pdfs.

Didijiji:
Deep

Mko123:
Why on earth will you handover your precious Dick for a girl to suck. If she go mistakenly bite am in the process nko?

Icrave4u:
Let's welcome old school.
1975 Volkswagen.
Throw back !

Who can recall?

adecz:
:-
Soldiers nor dey 9ja again❓❓

Michelle55:
Mom- 80k
Dad- 20k
My mom spends more especially when everyone knows she's the only person you can approach and cry to, she would gladly give you everything just so you can smile(hence the 80k).🤣🤣🤣
Popsy on the other hand, my dear na no go area cos shishi you no go see even if you cry blood( can't be manipulated hence the 20k because he wouldn't spend it)
I wish I'm more like my popsy sha☹️

MITCHELL96:
Omo, this question hard oo but I'll do it this way.

I'll keep FOOD because man can't live without it.

I'll keep FOOTBALL because FOOTBALL is life to me as it's written in my signature 😊⚽❤️

Now, it's between MUSIC and WOMEN 🤔 now let me break it down so I'll finally conclude on which to delete.

MUSIC helps to ease pain, improve our mood, gives peace, inspiration, motivation, it also makes our journey sweet (Can't imagine travelling without playing songs with my ear pods on) oh, yes 😊 MUSIC DEY GINGER! 😎 Let me put it that way as an African man yunno 😉

WOMEN: Hmmm 🤔 Only sex that this people have to offer oo (Unless you meet a girl that's not Jezebelic, yes Jezebel the wicked and evil woman 😹 or Kim Kardashian daughters.

And even the sex sef, it's not only you they're giving 😒😹

Plus them go unnecessarily bill you join and rip you off your hard earned money. (I mean the Jezebelic ones oo not all girls before NL girls go kill me here) 😏

So, I'll delete WOMEN 😑

FOOD ✅
FOOTBALL ✅
MUSIC ✅
WOMEN ❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌

blaquemyc:
Naija matter tire me. I went to GTB atm yesterday to withdraw and na the old notes the machine still dispense. The thing pain well cuz of the transport i wasted, somethin wey i for just jejely use POS for street.

tolue42:
Too much development in India

Skooldeto:
RULES OF DATING SOMEONE'S WIFE;

1. Never take photos with her.

1. Never sponsor the child it's not yours

2. If you called and she hangs up, don't call her back, the husband is around.

3. Don't text her love messages.

4. Satan should not tempt you to sleep at her house even when her husband is out of the country.

5. Never book the same lodging every time you go for fun.

6. Do not involve your friends or her friends in your relationship.

7. If she calls you, receive but don't answer fast. Maybe her husband is the one calling trying to find out, let her talk first.

8. Don't call her my everything, he is borrowed. Stolen goods are the sweetest.

9. If you find yourself at her place, just lift the dress or lower the trousers halfway during voting. Don't remove everything. In case things go wrong and you need to activate temple run.

10. Most Important. STAY AWAY FROM SOMEONE'S WIFE AND FIND YOUR OWN PLEASE. JUST FIND YOUR OWN

thesicilian:
My mom is the only person I can trust to do this kind of thing for me when I travel out

dboY1123:
It is a month already that my mom died in my hands.. I am really depressed!! I have been seeing life as nothing and vanity, I can't get over her, memories with her kept coming back really hard I tried to keep myself busy by watching movies, playing games and so on..But that doesn't stop my mind from remembering her.

Please how can I get over my mom, I'm so obsessed with her and her memories kept coming in my head that every time I felt I could have done something to rescue her despite everything I did, taking her to state hospitals and even private.. I am the last born and I am about 29years..I have elder ones like 45(first born) but I took so much responsibilities when she was sick and I was only the one she could call everytime she's depressed due to memory loss..I later found out her sickness was related to heart failure and it was congestive heart failure she was going through.. All those times we thought she had nocturnal asthma like early last year....

WORDSENSEI:
https://twitter.com/Mr_JAGs/status/1526226309101375489?t=lAMvymgm9yL9EW5X1NApSw&s=19[/quote]Wait o, are my eyes deceiving me? The last picture looks like Yaba o. Abi is that not the Presbyterian Church or has Lekki now moved to Yaba? Me ayam not understanding o.

KingOfTheDamned:
I am sure no one in his constituency knows him . All these politicians are criminals seflisn animals. I dokt blame them.its all of u guuz are blame...they break you and treat you like nothing because they see u as nothingm

. These politicians in other countries are afraid of their youth and mass protests but here it politicians don't fear u because they see u all as cowards. They have broken u all till u are so afraid of your own shadows..this is why they keep.imcreasimg prices of everything taxing you to death they don't pay your parents salaries so they can feed u but they have 100.million to waste on forms. They see u all as animals not human, they see u as less than nothing , they don't pity u , they see u are beasts and dogs ... That's why they treat u like that .

U think they care about u or your father or your mother ? if they need more bidget for weapons they are ready to kill off more of u to justify it. Until you youth find the courage to stand up for yourselves, you will keep.sufferimg and raping and killimg each other...

Until you guys are ready to say enough is enough , you don't need pvc , get fuel gt up and if they won't change things burn everything down...

Who pvc epp? If they won't give u peace why should they have peace ? If they won't give u food why should they have food, if they won't give you water why should they have water, if they won't give you homes why should they live in a house? Tear those politicians to pieces then they will fear u and do they right thing .

Una never ready when Una ready Una go show dem shege . They look at all of Una as fools!! Until they see that your anger and hate, they will never do the right thing . They won't pay your lectures but so far they have spent over 20 billion in forms in APC alone... No food, no money, no jobs, 20.billion can set up companies to employ plenty of you ..

they don't care about you ..instead of building factories to give you jobs they build bridges that you don't have cars to drive on .
Una never ready... Una go still suffer ebgin dey chop human being out of hunger before Una go get sense

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Charlex23:
I really don't know what's up with the increasing sexual interaction between humans and animals. I still wonder why Nigeria has no legislation prohibiting this atrocious act. Recently animal bill was passed into law but it only adressses the management of animal data and keeping of dangerous animal(s) around us, no part adresses sexual intercourse between animals and humans. Please and please for those girls who keeps cat as their pet, I just hope most of them don't indulge in this act on a low-key. We could do better. Let's live right

yanabasee:
This is more than jungle justice....


You don't steal from the wrong people.... They will have you suffer for it....




There was a thief who was a real terror back then... Would make everyone tremble... and would steal at ease.... One day he went to rub a native doctor... And he casted a spell on him... Dude couldn't believe himself... He was turned into a goat.... A goat who could speak with human voice... His gang member scampered and left the town...

Stealing is bad and don't even think of it... Go out there and do your best.