₦airaland Forum

Kelklein:
Ok.. I just observed a drastic reduction in the Units given when I purchased electricity from AEDC. (See screenshots - the first shot was the unit given in Dec for same amount 73.4kwh, but now drastically reduced to 36.7kwh (100% reduction)

Did anyone observe this..

JAMO84:
I expect Peter Obi to do a twitter post on this. Like:

I woke up to the great news of Ugandans dozing off while eating jollof rice and assorted meat. Such a development can be replicated here, if only Mahamood Yakubu did not rig the 2023 election.
In Uganda, the number of meat and jollof rice eaten per square meter everyday is 10 times that of Niger and Zamfara state combined. A new Nigeria is possible - PO

madridguy:


Molue era is enough for film makers to make many comedy series.

Baronthecelebri:
Foolish man

Vyzz:


Nice

As a young black man after seeing this, I'm inspired to do this to Nigerian police department

Anither563:
He will definitely do it before October 1. He is a man of action.
May God bless Nigeria for ever!

RoyalUc:
😀

Ogechi wey don find her level since

Obviouslyblunt:
Lol. For you guys that pay for Netflix. I watch all my movies free and you guys that pay for Netflix don’t even get it before me or clearer than mine.

Rapmoney:
If you grew up in the 70s, 80s and the early 90s, you surely have a story to tell about your mum having this footwear. Our mothers didn't joke with it as it was a 'must have' for 70s and 80s Nigerian mums. Fondest memories.

Abeg share your stories joor!!!

ValCon888:
The older women (Evening Newspapers) are the wisest sages because they've seen it all and done it all. It's highly difficult to get into their pants without concrete evidence of marriage intentions. They still have their Hot, lustful side, but it's strictly reserved for the men willing to put a ring on her finger.

However, except she fully commits to religion, these older ladies will continue to find the sneakiest and most devious ways to satiate the lust that was unleashed in her youth.

I could go on and on but I will stop by saying one last thing; the cycle of whorishness and promiscuity can only stop through the proper education and empowerment of the girl child.

Testiebobo:
Since i registered into nairaland in 2022, i understood nairaland features abbreviations because it has a little likeness of twitter(now X). Except that YIM that is usually under every nairalander's profile. Pls NL Experts what is the meaning of YIM?

123yes:
Sad news again for Nigeria military. Lie Mohammed the former information minister told the world that Boko harm has been defeated technically. They play with our innocent soldiers life and our men are been killed every day. What a shame to the activities of last government concerning insecurity in Nigeria.

finallybusy:
We’re approaching three months now. Is there something I should know? When we do it in the daytime, she ensures the curtains are closed so the room remains pitch black. I have almost no idea how she looks naked.

englishmart:
See as Uzoho head long. Mr. Longinus. No wonder baba no sabi anything. From henceforth, If your head no flat like Enyeama and Nwabali own, no near those posts o. Anu mpama.

Uzoho get luck, na me for lead the squad wey go go beat him papa

Wawelexy:
Please o leave pastor alone, he told his members he will help them wage war against every battle of their lives, that's all his tryna do, please allow him cash out with the camo


Jokes aside, there's one pastor that cash out with this tactics back then in Ilupeju Mushin area, forgotten the name of his church, he put on full army camo and organised a crusade themed; War against Satanic kingdom I think. Baba really pulled crowd with that stunts that year

Carcholce:
Who ever wrote this review is a novice

How can you write on the performance and not state exactly the processor the device is using?

dfrost:
Na people wey still dey waste time dey look for conversion.

Work your years of experience up, do relevant certifications, acquire business skills in addition to whatever skills you have and do an MBA and move up to the C level.

Negroid001:
I've also got some old classics. Indicate if interested. I have the pdfs.

Didijiji:
Deep

Mko123:
Why on earth will you handover your precious Dick for a girl to suck. If she go mistakenly bite am in the process nko?

Icrave4u:
Let's welcome old school.
1975 Volkswagen.
Throw back !

Who can recall?

adecz:
:-
Soldiers nor dey 9ja again❓❓

Michelle55:
Mom- 80k
Dad- 20k
My mom spends more especially when everyone knows she's the only person you can approach and cry to, she would gladly give you everything just so you can smile(hence the 80k).🤣🤣🤣
Popsy on the other hand, my dear na no go area cos shishi you no go see even if you cry blood( can't be manipulated hence the 20k because he wouldn't spend it)
I wish I'm more like my popsy sha☹️

MITCHELL96:
Omo, this question hard oo but I'll do it this way.

I'll keep FOOD because man can't live without it.

I'll keep FOOTBALL because FOOTBALL is life to me as it's written in my signature 😊⚽❤️

Now, it's between MUSIC and WOMEN 🤔 now let me break it down so I'll finally conclude on which to delete.

MUSIC helps to ease pain, improve our mood, gives peace, inspiration, motivation, it also makes our journey sweet (Can't imagine travelling without playing songs with my ear pods on) oh, yes 😊 MUSIC DEY GINGER! 😎 Let me put it that way as an African man yunno 😉

WOMEN: Hmmm 🤔 Only sex that this people have to offer oo (Unless you meet a girl that's not Jezebelic, yes Jezebel the wicked and evil woman 😹 or Kim Kardashian daughters.

And even the sex sef, it's not only you they're giving 😒😹

Plus them go unnecessarily bill you join and rip you off your hard earned money. (I mean the Jezebelic ones oo not all girls before NL girls go kill me here) 😏

So, I'll delete WOMEN 😑

FOOD ✅
FOOTBALL ✅
MUSIC ✅
WOMEN ❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌

blaquemyc:
Naija matter tire me. I went to GTB atm yesterday to withdraw and na the old notes the machine still dispense. The thing pain well cuz of the transport i wasted, somethin wey i for just jejely use POS for street.

tolue42:
Too much development in India

Skooldeto:
RULES OF DATING SOMEONE'S WIFE;

1. Never take photos with her.

1. Never sponsor the child it's not yours

2. If you called and she hangs up, don't call her back, the husband is around.

3. Don't text her love messages.

4. Satan should not tempt you to sleep at her house even when her husband is out of the country.

5. Never book the same lodging every time you go for fun.

6. Do not involve your friends or her friends in your relationship.

7. If she calls you, receive but don't answer fast. Maybe her husband is the one calling trying to find out, let her talk first.

8. Don't call her my everything, he is borrowed. Stolen goods are the sweetest.

9. If you find yourself at her place, just lift the dress or lower the trousers halfway during voting. Don't remove everything. In case things go wrong and you need to activate temple run.

10. Most Important. STAY AWAY FROM SOMEONE'S WIFE AND FIND YOUR OWN PLEASE. JUST FIND YOUR OWN

thesicilian:
My mom is the only person I can trust to do this kind of thing for me when I travel out