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AgricultureRe: I Almost Got Frightened When I Saw This Monitor Lizard Under My Jeep In The Bush by eeby1983(op): 4:58pm On Nov 19, 2017
Onlinephobia:
How did you guess so right? I need some please cheesy

Send to me through Jumia black friday
now you are talking, I will do just that at least for Sunday
AgricultureRe: I Almost Got Frightened When I Saw This Monitor Lizard Under My Jeep In The Bush by eeby1983(op): 4:14pm On Nov 19, 2017
Onlinephobia:
After eating monitor lizard finish now, you won't let other people activities rest again.

I even thought the lizard is as big as elephant. Better kill the wall lizard also and eat.
Happy eating
bros why ? Don't tell me you want to eat o
AgricultureI Almost Got Frightened When I Saw This Monitor Lizard Under My Jeep In The Bush by eeby1983(op): 3:48pm On Nov 19, 2017
I have seen threads like these previously on Nairaland but never seen or touch a monitor lizard before not until I saw it and killed it this morning on my site, right now am waiting for my wife to finish cooking, guys don't worry I will make sure I tell You how delicious the meat is after digestion.

PoliticsRe: Maina’s Recall Was Grand Conspiracy Against Buhari – Human Rights Lawyer, by eeby1983(m): 7:35pm On Oct 25, 2017
sarrki:
Nothing will stop we Buhari supporters from supporting him

We have made up our mind same way the other side have made up theirs
bros u get work at all? Abi na ur source of income bi dis ni
FamilyRe: The Woman I Hate To Have As Wife by eeby1983(m): 5:50am On Oct 18, 2017
MhizzAJ:
You will create your wife

By the way i find it difficult to say 'I am so sorry' effortlessly
i advise u go for deliverance
IslamRe: Fate And Destiny In Islam by eeby1983(m): 11:28am On Oct 13, 2017
komododragons:
I guess people killing themselves in the name of Allah is cause by fate and destiny!

ALLAH THE GOD OF WAR!
i pity you and your destiny
PoliticsRe: Ayo Fayose For President Posters In Zaria, Kaduna State by eeby1983(m): 5:52pm On Sep 24, 2017
BALLOSKI:
buhari can never be compared to Fayose .


If clueless gej can become president, anyone can.
sense fall on you

RomanceRe: Lady On Facebook Has Revealed Why Your Husbands Eye Beautiful Girls Like Her! by eeby1983(m): 9:30pm On Sep 14, 2017
khiaa:
She's right. Ladies take care of yourselves. Remember, the samething it took to hook that man is the samething it's going to take to keep him.
Men this applies to you also.
are you saying we should continue to fck / wear parties like before(men)
CelebritiesRe: Eedris Abdulkareem: "Davido Will Regret Having Baby Bamas When He Grows Up” by eeby1983(m): 9:13pm On Sep 14, 2017
folakemigeh:
hmmmmmm... What is he going to regret exactly huh? Accepted he made a mistake impregnating two different girls, but isnt that better for him to pay the girls off and tell them to abort it?

Persin give me belle by mistake now,,,,,, Na to Born am oo.... Gone were those days of "what will i tell my parents"
are you ababy mama too? Or one of these

PoliticsRe: Ibadan Summit: Yoruba leaders, govs Insist on restructuring & regional govt by eeby1983(m): 5:24am On Sep 08, 2017
sapele914:
Be dreaming but I hope you wake up before it is too late,those so called wasted Yoruba leaders want to have their cake and eat it to,after shouting for years give us more states,the Military also gave Afe Babalola his own state (osun) now they want to go back to regionalism after spoiling federalism?

Even the former criminal governor gbenga Daniel a beneficiary of the corrupt system is opening his mouth?wonders will never end.
you better keep short if u don't know what to say, Afe babalola is from Ekiti not Osun
PoliticsRe: Rats Ate My Office, Says Absent Leader - South African Newspaper On Aso Rock Rat by eeby1983(m): 1:15am On Aug 25, 2017
perez100:
Any person who still believe there is justice and equity in Nigeria, may his teeth be as rotten and stinking as Tinubu's teeth. May his daughters be as dirty and smelling prostitutes as Afonja ladies. May his sons dominate skull mining sector like Afonja sons and vultures in human forms. May his father and mother be as fetish and adulterous as Afonja imbecilic ugly men and women.
God punish you, make sure u don't close your eyes because am coming for u in your dream just for insulting my yoruba tribe
RomanceRe: List Of Nigerian Celebrities Who Are Allegedly Lesbians…you Will Be Shock When Y by eeby1983(op): 10:40pm On Aug 24, 2017
Yoruba actress, Iyabo Ojo was called a lesbian because of her foundation called ‘S-exy Pink Ladies”. But Iyabo vehemently refuted it. She later changed the name of her foundation due to such insinuations.

The post List Of Nigerian Celebrities Who are Allegedly Lesbians…You Will be Shock when you see N0.3 on the List appeared first on Timeofgist.com.

RomanceList Of Nigerian Celebrities Who Are Allegedly Lesbians…you Will Be Shock When Y by eeby1983(op): 10:38pm On Aug 24, 2017
For years now, these celebrities have battled so much to refute the gay and lesbain rumours that have seriously been trailing them.

Despite their efforts, the rumours keep escalating. The media and blogs are filled with rumours about these celebrities. As a matter of fact, none of the people carrying the rumours has any concrete proof that any of these celebrities are actually gay or lesbian . We bring you list of Nigerian Female celebrities alledgy to be lesbain.

RomanceRe: Man Carries His Endowed Lady Of 8 Years In Lovely Pre-wedding Pics by eeby1983(m): 10:17pm On Aug 24, 2017
Stellie:
[color=#000000][/color]hmmmmmmmm....more energy to u guy... U r gonna nid it... D guy doesnt know how to kiss
teach him nao husband snatcher
RomanceRe: Do Girls “cum" By Mere Looking At Guys by eeby1983(m): 4:14pm On Aug 24, 2017
phintohlar:
i'll just pretend like i din't see dat
don't tell me you dont know how much you will pay for a night
RomanceRe: "They Love Sex And Pretend Not To" by eeby1983(op): 3:41pm On Aug 24, 2017
Rorachy:
Are you done blabbing?
I know you would come for me but I said the truth

Some times a man could be primitive and innocent but you will always make him look like a fool and take him for a ride, I think the best way to keep a relationship this days is by restructuring i mean 'love restructuring' just like we also need it in Nigeria no cheating
Romance"They Love Sex And Pretend Not To" by eeby1983(op): 3:03pm On Aug 24, 2017
I was reading a post on this forum when I saw something like " we were not dating because we didn't have sex" I remember my own experience when I was in love with a girl I dated for a complete year without sex and when we broke up, I was really pained to an extend that I couldn't even read for my final exams but with time I got
over it, 8 years later we met at an eatery she was all over me, she wanted me back maybe because of my success or because she
was due for marriage.
Then something came to my mind and i ask her why she didn't bother to apologize for what she did to me in the past, she said 'we
weren't dating then, just because we didn't have sex' immediately she said this, I realized that i made a mistake by not digging
into her puna mercilessly when we were together. To her surprise i told her how happily married I was with kids

Guys please when you are in love never agree with your girl to stay out of sex till marriage, make effort to break into her and if she doesn't want it you can both end it there without hoting each others feelings, it doesn't matter if she is a virgin because deep down in girls heart she knows you are not dating
until you both make love.
RomanceRe: Funny Things People Do All In The Name Of Love by eeby1983(m): 2:09pm On Aug 24, 2017
Ginaz:
Deleted my whasapp off my phone for 3 weeks, only to download it again to check if he is still on my whataspp cos he didn't call or cared to. Finally logged in, he didn't drop off any message sef, chaii, the thing pain me.

I got angry and deleted it after waiting for 24 hours if he would text me. Don't blame me, I have to give my critically deflated ego some oxygen by not texting him.

He called to say hi oneday, na so I rush go download whatsapp. We chatted oooo but then I realized this guy Don go benin go table my matter (as I will delete after any small quarrel)

I kukuma deleted his number off my phone, blocked his ass. I realized it was lust sef, he has an ego so big it won't fit anyone but him. I have an ego too, so who's gonna shift? undecided

Thank God we didn't date, no kisses, no touches. Just friendship. . "Oh Lord thanks ". E 4 pain me wel wel
that's it, i dated a girl for one complete year without touching her and when we broke up, I was really pained but with time I got over it, 8 years later we met at an eatery she was all over me, she wanted me back maybe because of my success or because she was due for marriage.
Then something came to my mind and i ask her why she didn't bother to apologize for what she did to me then, she said 'we weren't dating then just because we didn't have sex' immediately she said this, I realized that i made a mistake by not digging into her puna mercilessly when we were together. To her surprise i told her how happily married I was with kids

Guys pls when you are in love never agree with your girl to stay out of sex tiil marriage make all effort to break into her and see if the relationship will last or not, it doesn't matter if she is a virgin because deep down in girls heart she know you are not dating until you both make love.
PoliticsRe: Warning Against 'harsh Comments' On PMB Is Funny by eeby1983(op): 9:09pm On Aug 23, 2017
eeby1983:
The @NGRPresident statement today warning against 'harsh comments' on PMB is funny. Have they forgotten when they were doing this to GEJ? pic.twitter.com/kH75CNP…

PoliticsWarning Against 'harsh Comments' On PMB Is Funny by eeby1983(op): 9:03pm On Aug 23, 2017
The @NGRPresident statement today warning against 'harsh comments' on PMB is funny. Have they forgotten when they were doing this to GEJ? pic.twitter.com/kH75CNP…

PoliticsRe: Explosion Rocks Muna In Maiduguri by eeby1983(m): 4:22pm On Aug 23, 2017
Milonis:
Sad to say Boko Haram would not end, as we all wish. It's deeply weaved in a lot of things, very complex baskets.

1. Government propaganda
2. The continued denial that they are not Muslims

Etc etc..............
federal government is the cause of this new attacks by the boko boys, they shouldn't have exchange the chibok girls with the boko haram commanders in the first place
PoliticsRe: Explosion Rocks Muna In Maiduguri by eeby1983(m): 4:18pm On Aug 23, 2017
Milonis:
Sad to say Boko Haram would not end, as we all wish. It's deeply weaved in a lot of things, very complex baskets.

1. Government propaganda
2. The continued denial that they are not Muslims

Etc etc..............
buhari is the cause of this new attacks by the boko haram, he shouldn't have exchange chibok girls with the boko commanders
TravelRe: Picking Random People On The Highway While Travelling by eeby1983(m): 5:32am On Aug 14, 2017
fatymore:
Even me as a passenger I can't enter a vehicle on the highway...
are you sure
CrimeRe: 28 Homosexuals Arraigned In Lagos Court (Photos) by eeby1983(m): 5:16am On Aug 04, 2017
genghiskhan007:
Anoda thong afonjas are good at------awon bobrisky and co. grin
can't you see most of the guys look like ipob
PoliticsRe: ”seek Other Avenues For Your Relevance”: Nigeria Army Blasts Gov Fayose by eeby1983(m): 1:37pm On Aug 03, 2017
enemyofprogress:
See how a whole state governor that calls himself Excellency is being disgraced on the internet. I cry for the people of ekiti state. cry cry
I personally moan you because you're a living zombie
FamilyRe: Benue Teacher Asked To Pay 1.5 Million Naira As Bride Price (Photo) by eeby1983(m): 7:04am On Aug 01, 2017
madapcmod:
U sell valuable asset, yoloba girls can b married with a plate of Spirogyra hydraulic ewedu soup or ewa agoyin with agege bread, just feed her and she open her dirty puna for u, marriage starts. No wonder they born touts, badoo gangs, skull miners and huntersfor nurtw owoda men
you must be a poor ipob for you to know all these poor and agbero people. I don't blame you, I understand your poor experience. For your information, yoruba culture is still one of the best and moderate culture that makes life easier for it's people. Must you commit crime before you can marry your desired woman all in the name of your stupid culture?
HealthRe: Expert Reveals Dangers Of Unprotected Sex by eeby1983(m): 12:06am On Aug 01, 2017
Silentscreamer:
Abstinence is the best. Don't know why peeps risk their lives for few minutes of pleasure.
how does your quot relate to your user name "silentscreamer, do you scream or moan when you enjoy dick
HealthRe: Benefits Of Deep Breathing For Your Health by eeby1983(m): 8:20am On Jul 30, 2017
rottenPussy:
I do deep throat on dicks not deep breath - I like it that way.

Don't fvcking quote me.
am very sure you re not a woman, just pretending to be one
RomanceRe: Dear Broke Women by eeby1983(m): 6:48am On Jul 28, 2017
Nne5:
Thank you op.
I think your title should read 'Dear broke slay Queen'

To me,a broke man/lady is one that doesn't have financial standing and has no intention of doing anything about it.


Everyday we read articles written by a set of ladies called slayqueens on how they cant date broke men when they themselves are broke.
Personally, I think broke girls should roll with broke guys and vice versa.


Now thing's these girls dont work hard because they believe men should be the saviours that'll liberate them from the chains and shackles of poverty.Now that's not only silly but also embarrassing.

I think its high time ladies learnt to be independent.If you want a comfortable man,you should as well be comfortable.


Same way I wouldn't like a broke man in my life is the same way I wouldn't wish a broke woman on my brother.
please tell them let them "o lo shos" know
RomanceRe: What Is The Ideal Age Gap If Age Really Matter In Relationships? by eeby1983(m): 6:09am On Jul 27, 2017
memories1:
Between 7 to 14 years, I prefer older men - they're a lot more calm and loyal.
loyal ke?
RomanceRe: What Is The Ideal Age Gap If Age Really Matter In Relationships? by eeby1983(m): 6:07am On Jul 27, 2017
horlahsunbo225:
I am 23
My gf is 21
And we are doing fine. Don't let anybody feed you with contimated onfo. Go for what suite you
hey dude you are still a kid you cant understand this discussion now wait until you age more, as for your girlfriend, she will definitely dump you when she is matured for marriage. This post is for the matured people
RomanceRe: What Is The Ideal Age Gap If Age Really Matter In Relationships? by eeby1983(m): 5:51am On Jul 27, 2017
TinaAnita:
I can't date a guy I'm older than but I can date a man who is 50 years older than me.

So come to me daddy let's hit da oza room
only olosho does that. Re you one

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