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Family / Re: I Need Ideas On How To Reconcile With My Wife. by eelipumper(m): 5:42am On Apr 11, 2018
Lexusgs430:


Unfortunately, a few drop of blood taints the river very quickly........
Hmmnm
Family / Re: I Need Ideas On How To Reconcile With My Wife. by eelipumper(m): 7:00pm On Apr 10, 2018
[quote author=Lexusgs430 post=66504510]

They really do..... They simply add petrol to the burning fire, rather than look at burning issues, they start quoting scriptures and expect the woman to succumb....... [/quote>]
My dear, some pastors are different. They've also saved Marriages. Stop painting them all black.
Family / Re: Are You Burnt Out With No Where To Turn To Or Just Simply Depressed? by eelipumper(m): 6:54pm On Apr 10, 2018
earthsync:

I school at Uniben
Talk to me... 08164786685. Ugbowo or Ekcity?
Family / Re: Are You Burnt Out With No Where To Turn To Or Just Simply Depressed? by eelipumper(m): 6:54pm On Apr 10, 2018
earthsync:

I school at Uniben
Talk to me... 08164786685. Ugbowo or Ekcity?
Family / Re: Are You Burnt Out With No Where To Turn To Or Just Simply Depressed? by eelipumper(m): 7:56am On Apr 07, 2018
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Im great
What will you do if I send a DM??
Family / Re: Are You Burnt Out With No Where To Turn To Or Just Simply Depressed? by eelipumper(m): 1:18am On Apr 07, 2018
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Sometimes our true selves get expressed here. P. S I don't take things on NL seriously
Aii. But seriously, How are you
Family / Re: Are You Burnt Out With No Where To Turn To Or Just Simply Depressed? by eelipumper(m): 4:53pm On Apr 06, 2018
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
How do you expect any lady to take you seriously with this kinda post? Why searching to chat with shitty species? angry
Oh. Now I understand... I actually wasn't generalizing the female specie but the Cheating ones. N don't take everything on Naira land to heart too much. Take that from me.
Family / Re: Are You Burnt Out With No Where To Turn To Or Just Simply Depressed? by eelipumper(m): 4:47pm On Apr 06, 2018
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
How do you expect any lady to take you seriously with this kinda post? Why searching to chat with shitty species? angry
What is this one saying?? Please, when you are back to normal, TYPE again. I don't get your point.
Family / Re: Will Kill Myself, End It All. by eelipumper(m): 9:27pm On Apr 03, 2018
tensazangetsu20:

Ignore this advice op. You will only make yourself appear like a stupid beta male maga that is needy and desperate and needs someone to help him through his misery and loneliness.
Let me try to be polite with this kid . You must be playing dumb or youre just plain stupid. you have no idea of what an Alpha male is?? Don't be a disgrace.

I aint begging for any one to follow my advise. Reject it at your peril. I don't even need to explain my self.

Everything is now forming Alpha male. Who brought that concept to Nairaland sef??
Alfa male :go find work.

This is the last you’ll see from my end.
Family / Re: My Relationship Advice To The Young Women by eelipumper(m): 2:19pm On Apr 03, 2018
Sorry you made a Marriage mistake. Your Write up shows that you are from a broken home. M really sorry. But this is not a good advise but a selfish one. All men are not the same like you want them to be. There are also beautiful marriages every where.

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Family / Re: Will Kill Myself, End It All. by eelipumper(m): 2:12pm On Apr 03, 2018
Youre are going through a Process of accumulated stress, fear and anxiety also known as Depression!!!
It shows that you dont even have friends to talk to or rather you choose to lock yourself out. A job will not solve your Problem. You need to cure Depression.

Start by talking to someone of the other sex. It works. N Google the rest.

Safe recovery bro.
Family / Re: Is This The Right Time To Call The Inlaws? by eelipumper(m): 2:02pm On Apr 03, 2018
one sided story!!! Marriage Matters. Your truth, my truth and THE TRUTH.
Family / Re: Are You Burnt Out With No Where To Turn To Or Just Simply Depressed? by eelipumper(m): 1:52pm On Apr 03, 2018
I need a real female friend. We can Help one another long way. Just a chat mate for now............ Quote me. N ill dm you.
Romance / Re: What Is The Craziest Thing An Ex Did Shortly After Breakup? by eelipumper(m): 1:29pm On Apr 03, 2018
Faouking sadistic pessimists Everywhere.

Mine started asking "Are you really sure you want this?" Crazy. For like four days, she did the Dp shii. I blocked her n moved on. E Pain me sha.
Romance / Re: Can A Guy Bleep A Girl And Not Tell His Friends? by eelipumper(m): 6:30pm On Apr 02, 2018
bentwain:
Most girls deceive themself thinking their boyfriends keeps their sex life secret but guy will always remain guys. The joy is when explaining to ya friends how u bleeped her especially if she is pretty or hot
Every of my male friends are guilty of this;me inclusive. Lol. Its actually not to ridicule or spite her. Its just normal.
Kill me.
Romance / Re: When She Is In Control, You're Screwed by eelipumper(m): 6:20pm On Apr 02, 2018
Its a "mistake" the first time but afterwards one just purely foolish.
Be wise brother. Its not just about the girls. This trait will affect you all Round. Work on your self esteem. Don't remain a weakling.

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Romance / Re: Should I Continue With This Girl Or Quit The Relationship? Please Help by eelipumper(m): 4:32pm On Apr 02, 2018
Preshy561:

you are a bad adviser angry

your type is the reason why relationship issues aren't advisable to be displayed on a public forum.
Who the faok is this? Never quote me with your untamed emotional ass again. What do you know about my kinda person. Damn you!

I Gave my personal experience. Its real. And alota guys can testify.
OP. Please give us feedback in 2-3 months time. This is just a screwd up pus.

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Romance / Re: I Really Dont Bliv In Love by eelipumper(m): 4:27pm On Apr 02, 2018
Imapearl:
met guys
both nlanders
and all I see is lust
have Neva felt wad love is, u met a guy an u think his d man for u but within few sec u noticed he wants the cookie and when you refuse he calls you names
.
.
.
what's this thing called love?
Love is... #smh...
God
Romance / Re: Should I Continue With This Girl Or Quit The Relationship? Please Help by eelipumper(m): 4:25pm On Apr 02, 2018
iamtardey:

I'm not the OP that has ability to TALK English nah.
Forgive me. But you know why now?
Romance / Re: Should I Continue With This Girl Or Quit The Relationship? Please Help by eelipumper(m): 4:25pm On Apr 02, 2018
iamtardey:

I'm not the OP that has ability to TALK English nah.
Forgive me. But you know why now?
Romance / Re: Should I Continue With This Girl Or Quit The Relationship? Please Help by eelipumper(m): 4:23pm On Apr 02, 2018
Omuneizzy6:
asin ehh frustration made me type that it was a typo...
Baba, from experience, she just want chop you. When she belle full, she will Drop your ass.
Romance / Re: Should I Continue With This Girl Or Quit The Relationship? Please Help by eelipumper(m): 4:10pm On Apr 02, 2018
iamtardey:
your ability to talk English might just be.... lipsrsealed


well at this point it's what you want that matters...
ask her what she wants... if you can give her, give her... if you can't, tell her you can't and let her decide... #Simple
Hahahhahahahhahaha. Murder them. Hahahhahahahhahaha. Please stop talking English o and give her the koko. She's jus crushing on u.
Samakwe jawe.
Religion / Re: What Is Your View About Comedy In The Church? by eelipumper(m): 6:08pm On Apr 01, 2018
budiliscious:
A lot have been said about comedy in the church in the modern day Christianity. Recently, I stumbled on a Rev. Olusola Areogun's view about this controversial topic and it got me thinking deep. Here is what he has to say:

"You can't play with Quran and the Muslims leave you alone, why should we let it be done with the Bible? have you heard of a comedian going to Osun shrine before? Or have you heard of a comedian doing comedy in the mosque and begin to joke with verses of the Quran? WHY ARE WE DESECRATING THE ALTAR OF GOD? Where have we gotten these pastors that didn't understand the terms and the consecrations of the calling?"

These days,stand-up comedy, comedy drama and all sorts are everywhere in the church. I don't want to mention names because the intention of this thread is not to judge anyone but allow us to rethink and act right. My view is that we need to ask ourselves if the essence of the gospel is to pass a message to the world about the birth, death and resurrection of our Lord Jesus for the salvation and transformation of our soul or to entertain the world. Please let's get it right. What is your view?

#TechDisciples
Firstly, what is the "Church"?... The building or the Persons. Cant type much but the Church is supposed to help the individual Spiritual, mentally, socially and physical. By the way, if not the Church where else should they get entertained?" Worldly" platforms?? Common now.
The Church is meant to keep your life in balance. Joy in the Holy Spirit is not just having a goose bump feeling. Its being happpy in His presence. And comedy has been doing that since whenever.
Those against comedy are also against rock songs, trousers for ladies, n the likes.
The question mark shouldnt be on whether comedy should be allowed in church. It should be-"How can we Maintain moderation in church comedy?"
Same way some churches have refused to talk about sex, and other things...
#smh.
Family / Re: Why Men Date One Or Two Girls Outside Marriage by eelipumper(m): 11:16am On Apr 01, 2018
Oilwell:
Lol
Give me chiton make i chop o. Kill me. Hahahhaha. And they will still not understand.
Family / Re: Are You Burnt Out With No Where To Turn To Or Just Simply Depressed? by eelipumper(m): 10:54am On Apr 01, 2018
LanreGH:
Hello house

.... I'm not feeling good right now. I saw this chat between my fiancee and a married man.

Do you think I should worry about it?
Bros. You don Bleep up. I know you know the truth. Shitty species. FIANCEE. HAA.
Romance / Re: Infidelity – Reasons Why Many Married Men Cheat by eelipumper(m): 7:57am On Apr 01, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

The ugly truth is; men must cheat.
If you are a man and you don't cheat then there's a problem.

Every man who has the opportunity and the resources to cheat must cheat.
And by resources I don't mean money. I mean a preek.

A man's preek must stand in admiration when he sees another nàked lady, a man must look back when a pretty woman walks past, a man must yearn to know how the woman next door's tunnel feels like. It's nature.

It is uncontrollable. Even pastors can't control it, born-agains can't....a preek can not get salvation.
If you can't get yourself to cheat, check your self-esteem.

The bible says we should go forth and multiply.
You can't multiply with only one woman, you only add with one woman.
This makes me believe that any man who dies with a bodycount of less than 80 is at risk of going to hellfire for disobedience.
But if you must cheat, cheat with a married woman.
Bros. You sound so sure just as sure as you are when narrating how Naija lost to India 99-0. But my dear, your opinion needs a little Extra u- turn. All married men do not cheat.
BUILD YOURSELF RELIGIOUSLY AND SPIRITUALLY and you’ll realise the Possibility.

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Romance / Re: Please Help Me Out On How To Advice My Friend! by eelipumper(m): 6:35pm On Mar 31, 2018
Insecurities : The Mother of all Break ups. She needs to work on her self. Pray and build trust. If there's an IOTA of doubt, Break it. Before you see his Wedding IV on Facebook.
Lol.

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Need Female Friends by eelipumper(m): 8:14pm On Jul 20, 2016
rosieluv:
male or female?
Male
Religion / Re: Your Best Nigerian Preacher Of The Gospel? by eelipumper(m): 5:50am On Jun 11, 2016
veave:
Apostle Joshua Selman of ENI zaria. (Koinonia) please listen to one Koinonia message and your life will never remain the same again.
He's the only preacher I can call true in Nigeria.
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by eelipumper(m): 2:10pm On Jun 08, 2016
Shollyjay90:
Why Wont It B Included, Service Start Right From D Orientation Camp.
Make she no collect June salary o
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by eelipumper(m): 2:02pm On Jun 08, 2016
Shollyjay90:
Why Wont It B Included, Service Start Right From D Orientation Camp.
Make she no collect June salary o
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by eelipumper(m): 2:00pm On Jun 08, 2016
barongmj:
You dnt count from june na bt from july. So its 9months
What is this one saying.?

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