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This guy lived up to 57? I’m impressed. He was a youth not long ago. Nairaland children will come to claim a 57-year-old whose mates started birthing early and are now grandfathers is still a youth. Tufia, you children!

Every day with these improper fractions.

Death came. Our time will come.

All predictions. Many predictions in the past never came to fruition. Does anyone remember when the earliest version of cars were thought up to look like steel horses? No, because it never came to pass.

Bimpe, if you will not be my fourth wife, you will be my second baby mama.

Are entrepreneurs illiterates? Nairaland and ignorant conclusions.

It’s always Congo or Liberia. The part of Uganda which has outbreaks shares a border with one of those countries. Imagine if Ebola found a means to spread around the continent. E for bloody. All the children who make up conspiracy theories can never dream up such. The white man doesn’t care about your numbers to care. What can 80,000 Africans do with AKs, sticks and stones that an AC-130 can’t make minced meat of in minutes?

What were these people doing pre-internet days?

A has been, a mumble rapper and an R&B musician aimed at the Gen Z audience. Na sleep get me on the day.

Until the government starts sending these people to the afterlife, I will not take these news serious. Handling the situation with kid gloves will lead to a Boko Haram-like epidemic.

Everything na campaign point. Every child in the politics section knows Tinubu will return. They don’t care. What they enjoy doing more is trading insults with each other and against their alternate accounts.

Rage bait, propaganda and pure cheap content aimed at “engagement.”

Answering a question I never asked.

She can’t bear children and isn’t in her youth. None of these younger men are with her for anything serious. Their eyes are set on younger females. Hollywood propaganda.

“Ebola is fake. It is fraudulent propaganda used by the government to instill fear in the masses in a bid to loot.”

Heat go kill you under that tin foil hat. Naija no get temperate climate.

foodlum:
The GMO chickens are slowly coming home to roost.

Powerful foreign nations and their agents (China and Chinese businessmen, France, UK, UAE etc) sponsoring the armed and violent terrorist groups (masquerading as bandits/herdsmen, ISWAP, Boko Haram) all across Nigeria and many West African countries to violently seize solid minerals rich territories, illegally mine and siphon the rare earth minerals overseas are responsible for many of the African continent's incessant violent insurgency.

Among these foreign interests are also GMO foods multinational entities sponsoring the terrorists to mass slaughter farmers in nutrient rich farmland communities all over Nigeria. The goal is to eradicate organic farming/farmers and replace them with multinational corporations controlled GMO farming seedlings and systems.

Hello Bill Gates. Hello Monsanto.

All these are part of the pernicious agenda to destroy organic crops in Nigeria and replace with GMO crops thereby making Nigerians 100% dependent on and enslaved to genetically modified foods which supply is fully controlled by foreign entities. The result is future food insecurity and future human genome modifications and manipulations. These powers are immensely wealthy, very violent and will kill anyone who stands in their way or attempts to frustrate their objectives. The bloody mass slaughtering of the inhabitants of fertile farmlands in Nigeria's bread basket regions are all calculated targeted farmland grabs by these terrorist groups for their foreign paymasters.

The Nigerian Chief of Army staff who died in a mysterious air crash was eliminated by these foreign powers. Dude had discovered that the terrorism sweeping across Nigeria is neither religious jihad nor ethnic rivalry but sponsored foreign subversion of Nigeria. He had identified the local collaborators and was working to root them out and shut down the terrorist attacks. Before he could succeed, he was assassinated by air crash. The story is long and convoluted. These forces have almost finished capturing and destroying all Nigeria's breadbasket region farmlands and farmers. No wonder food and agro-produce is becoming scarce and horrendously expensive in that country. The strategy is simple: artificially create excruciating hunger and food scarcity in the country. Starving Nigerians will then eagerly embrace and welcome any food supply solution. In comes the multinational GMO entities with their high yield but non-replantable seedlings engineered to destroy organic crops, organic farmlands, alter human genomes, kill the population slowly....and so forth.

Show us the receipt for this fact you children keep spamming. If you can’t, it will be certain that it’s one of those internet myths from Reddit. Nairaland no smart reach to concoct such news.

Mrchippychappy:
Your government struck a deal with the Bill Gates foundation for GMO agricultural produce.

Enjoy

Why does Trump have a hardon for this prison?

Wey video?

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That picture where she looks lean, the physique doesn’t look natural. What really killed her. Let’s start there. What kind of kidney infection doesn’t have a cure?

Manly women. Yuck.

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Greed is the cause. Everybody wants to keep their funds while they share yours. Their pleas fall on deaf ears nowadays since I’m owed over five hundred thousand Naira without shame of any sort.

Success has many fathers as well as adopted children. “Give me money” never runs out of people’s mouths in this country.

Explain tire. Who no go bald no fit bald for anything. Don’t come here to give 1,000 reasons when one is the major cause.

Oyibo things. I will watch the video later.

Dey play. Nairaland na for unnecessary debate. If I list them, how the information go change your life?

We4all:
Cho..Cho..Cho...Why not start by showing us the number of disabled babies birthed by women in their 50's.

Why do Nigerians abroad treat the country like it is hell? I will never understand.

…and that is it; a response no different from telling OP to f—k himself.

It will always fall outside. Plane doors open outside.

spencekat:
What about the location the fallen door will land?

She can, but when there is a 90% of birthing a disabled baby, would she want to take the risk?

SamuraiXXX:
And who told you that a 52 year old woman who has access to first class medical attention can't carry a healthy baby to full term?

Them born us together? Every man to himself if we aren’t related.

99thEnemy:
Can't you fear for those without seatbelt on?

Very selfish somebody.

If the abroad boyfriend is unexposed, he will father another man’s child. If he has female relatives, they will advice him to seek a DNA test or force the truth out of her. Situations of this sort didn’t start today and they will not end anytime soon.