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A man comes back from work at night and heads straight to d bedroom to make love to his wife. When done, he goes straight to d kitchen to fetch himself a bottle of cold drink only to find his wife der looking for something in d frigde. He asks his wife how she quickly made it to d kitchen wen they've just finished making love. his wife says 'haaa!!! That was my mother in d bedroom?, she was so tired when she arrived' I let her sleep in our room. Alarmed, she runs to her mother and asks her y she didnt say something when her husband was making love to her. Mother replies and said: 'you know ur husband and I are not in talking terms. So i didn't want to be d one to talk to him first!

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A very wealthy man had a Birthday party and he invited everyone in his town. In his Mansion he had a big pool filled with alligators. So he announced that anyone who was able to swim across the pool and come out unharmed would be granted three wishes. Immediately there was complete silence nobody wanted to risk his or her life. All of a Sudden, there was a big splash and a man was swimming like a hell and he Successfully came out alive. He was then Given a Round of Applause
Everyone was anxious to know what Give the man the courage to do it. But then the host asked, "What are your three wishes?" The man replied, "Give me A Shotgun and 3 Rounds of Shells (bullets) and show me the idiot that pushed me inside the Pool..

Do alot of push up, Sit Up and Always drink Ogoro (Dry Gin) to burn down some fat in you

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Laugh abeg...Two villages in Niger Delta decided to have a drinking competition. A week to the competition, Kukume village sent a delegate to Ovwiri village to comfirm if the competition will still hold. On arrival, the people of Ovwiri brought out 20 litres of their strongest OGOGORO (DRY GIN) and kola, the delegate asked if he could taste. He finished the 20 litres of the OGOGORO and said, "Dis one dey ok.........Wey the main drink?". People from Ovwiri shouted, "Shuooo!.... you dey come for the competition?" The guy answered, "Me? Noooo oh!..... I no qualify"

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Boy drops girl at home, he puts his hand on the wall by the gate for support, leans towards her and says "can I kiss you"?
Girl; No not today
Boy; please
Girl ; No
This goes on for 10 mins
Then girl's brother appears at the gate and says;
"Dad says whether u kiss him or not its ur decision, but tell that bastard to remove his hand from the intercom button, everyone at home is listening to both of Ʊ

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Thank God for the new NL2 i found this topic i have been searching for so long....

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