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There are no bases for this mutual exclusion.
390 in Jamb is not even worth up to one million naira,not to talk of 30 billion.
You should have said...
400 in Jamb or 500k naira,which would you choose...

Really sad...

They were empowered with wheelbarrows...

Ajewealth123:
I no dey watch ball but with the way the internet is going frenzy about it, I am motivated to start watching football so today I decide to join this amazing,brilliant ,intelligent and winning oriented club
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Eyimba of ABA.
I dey my house come beat me

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Nice job you are doing @Explorers... More power to your elbow.

HALA MADRID!!!
HALA PEREZ!!!
HALA RONALDO!!!
HALA ZIDANE!!!
HALA! HALA!! HALA!!!

EFCC's Twitter handle is officially the comedy aspect of the organization.
I can't imagine FBI getting this Low...
Any day I hear that EFCC has sacked her social media manager,I won't be surprised cos it's long overdue.
What have they not tweeted on? From use of English,Arsenal top four hopes,Paul pogba,30 billion in Davido's account... etc.
Whoever manages that account for them should be properly educated on what he is expected to do in his job,very soon they would start posting pornographic pictures on their handle.
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

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Nice post,but those broke youths won't listen.

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Only people with low self esteem will do that.

kateskitty:
So my friend just called to tell me this bad news.

She's been dating this guy for over a year now and he has proposed.
Turns out he left for another state to hustle and things were going fine, he promised to do the introduction this year and so on.

Along the line, she demanded that she needed some money to start up a business which he agreed to.
After giving her the money, things started to change.
He stopped calling and texting as usual.

Then one day out of nowhere, he tells her she should manage the business very well that he has settled her.
My friend was shocked by those words, what does he mean by settled her?
She asked him to explain further and he said he was no longer interested in the marriage, he's not ready to get married and she should take the money for the business as a form of compensation for wasting her time.

Now she's torn, heartbroken and confused. She claims she can't even continue with the business because he was the one who inspired her to give it a try and now without him it's not the same.

She still loves him and is ready to give him back every thing he spent to setup the business just to have him back.

My question now is, why invest so much into someone if he didn't want to rip the fruit..who does that..

Why should she collect money from him to start a business...
Is she an orphan
The main reason why your friend is sad is because she has lost her source of livelihood(her 'fiance')

igwe44:
I borrowed my girlfriend 40000 naira last 5 month ago,she promised to pay me back,I know she won't,I have given her more than 50k for free since we started dating last 8 month ago, today I decided to remind her of the 40k she borrowed from me,she told me why should i tell her to pay the money,She told me as her girlfriend she is not meant to pay the money,I received more shock when she told me that If I want her to pay the 40k that I should also pay her for all the love making we made,I was like what the Bleep is she saying,I told her the love making was mutual that we both enjoyed it and that only runs girls demand for money for sex. Please is it a crime to ask your girlfriend for the money she borrowed from you?

Stop dating broke girls.

Grand father of criminals.
I DEDICATE this FTC to all Real madrid fans.the champions league is our birthright.
HALA MADRID!!!!!!!!

Basalt:
Just as Donparosky and other professionals suggested, I dipped long stick into the kegs, observed and even tasted the bottom of the oil and I separated ten kegs from the rest of the kegs.
Those isolated ten kegs are thicker than the other kegs which shows tendency to congeal any moment from now and their bottom have a sharp taste.

So I have decided to sell them off and then use the money to buy more ten kegs straight from the mill to replace them.
I don work tire today

No be small thing oh.how did it go,were you able to sell them off?

Basalt:
I Just checked my palmoil store now and I must confess, I am really impressed.
They are still in good shape and still shaking and producing the needed chaka chaka noise with low viscosity, and the taste and smell is still awesome, I nearly consumed one litre sef as I was checking .

I also investigated our market and to my greatest surprise, they are selling #9500 here now, not minding the fact that they sold #11500 the time of I was forced to buy from Akwaibom, now they decreased from 11,500 to 9500.

I really plan buying more 20kegs to round it up 100 kegs in total.
Please professionals here, what do you have to say about this because people are telling me to chill since this is my first time in the business.

Do you advise me to go ahead and buy more 20kegs?
Or just chill as some people suggested?

I would suggest you chill at that 80,since it's your first time.then watch as the market operates.
By next season,you must have gained more experience and customers,then you can increase your quantity.
God bless our hustles.

Everybody is now a blogger... This post came from someone's blog... I reserve my comment.

The haunter is now the haunted

Nigerians are innovative in coining the words Afonja and Igbo.
While the rest are trying to win a talent haunt or reality show like BBnaija and project fame.
Yahoo boys and runs girls are also innovative...
# Wasted brains.

He is definitely addressing his 'Fans'.
He should just try and produce a good music,he sings so hard in his songs,but the beats don't just fly.
He has been jumping from one music label to another,even ditching tuface's hypertek for Davido's DMW...
Maybe the Grand theft saga is an indication of his living a false life.
Not everyone must blow in music,he is still young and can switch career now,before it's too late.
lalasticlala,Mynd44

Cost of running a 'Government' in Nigeria is too high...
192 Special assistants and advisers,and yet most states depend on federal allocation and world bank loans to function.
What are they assisting and advising on,if not to arrange high class prostitutes for their Bosses every night.
Internally generated revenue remains zero,after eight years,he leaves the state account in Red and his successor inherits an empty treasury and begins the cycle again.
Its worse at the National Assembly level.

lalasticlala,Mynd44

His voice which many thought would have been a curse,is actually a gift.
More power to his Elbow.

Two children chatting on Twitter.

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I would never give up my nairaland account for a paltry sum of 100k.
I have gained knowledge that fetched me far more than that from this wonderful forum.