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Business › Re: pressydom by eezeribe(m): 7:31pm On Dec 05, 2016
"Success is the progressive realization of a worthy goal"... EARL NIGHTINGALE
Business › Re: pressydom by eezeribe(m): 7:29pm On Dec 05, 2016
"we greatly overestimate what we can accomplish in one year. But we greatly underestimate what we can accomplish in five years"... PETER DRUCKER
Sports › Re: Male Fan Kneels Down For Oshoala After They Defeated Cameroon (Photo) by eezeribe(m): 7:15pm On Dec 05, 2016
ajalawole:
You sent her 1k recharge card. . . . . . . . She loaded it and now flashed u. . . . . You with only 25 naira on ur fone will now call her & ask her if she has loaded it Bro come forward. No I won't beat you oh Just come forward. Now repeat after me" "Every spirit from my father's side or from my mother's side using my sense for pepper soup and doing mannequin challenge on my destiny... Die by fire!!!" OYA PRAAAAY
Nice write up. Thanks
Romance › Re: We Chatted Yesterday 2day She Is Asking For MTN 1500 by eezeribe(m): 5:44pm On Dec 05, 2016
The Hungry ones would always defend their kind...

I didn't quote... I didn't mention anybody

If you know you are guilty... Quote me
Crime › Re: How I Was Set-up By My Neighbour by eezeribe(m): 3:09pm On Dec 05, 2016
Eco2580:
Let a sleeping dog lie but shine your eyes next time.
According to your narration it was your fault not Sandra's.
Iam very sure u wl never let your male friend have access to your ATM/PIN but since its voluptuos sandra...
From your statement, since it wasn't Sandra's fault.. We should clap for sandra righthuh
Crime › Re: How I Was Set-up By My Neighbour by eezeribe(m): 3:06pm On Dec 05, 2016
Eco2580:
Let a sleeping dog lie but shine your eyes next time.
According to your narration it was your fault not Sandra's.
Iam very sure u wl never let your male friend have access to your ATM/PIN but since its voluptuos sandra...
I am not surprised at your comment. A country where the victim is always at fault and the Assailants are celebrated as being smart.
Crime › Re: Thief With Juju Beaten To A Pulp In Onitsha And Burnt Alive (Graphic Pics) by eezeribe(m): 12:43pm On Dec 05, 2016
otokx:
All of you shouting no mercy, humanity this and that; armed robbber never jam you for house before.
No mind them... I am still living in the Horror of an Armed Robbery attack on my family, some years ago...

I WILL FOREVER SUPPORT JUNGLE JUSTICE.

Even my own elder Brother who is a seasoned Barrister, does not oppose jungle justice
Travel › Re: Photos Of The Obudu Mountain Resort, Calabar by eezeribe(m):
Op, get your facts right. Obudu mountain resort is in Obudu, not calabar.

Calabar is the capital of cross river state, and Obudu is a local government area in cross river state.

From Calabar to Obudu is at least a six hour journey... You would have to go through odukpani, Biase, yakur, Ikom, and finally Obudu.... And these LGA's are quite large cos the state is one of the largest in southern Nigeria.
Nairaland General › Re: Problem With A Thread On Frontpage by eezeribe(m): 9:53pm On Dec 04, 2016
Seun:
If you typed your password into the popup, please change it immediately. We are working to stop the vandals responsible for this.
Those hackers will never succeed. I trust you and your team.
Romance › Re: Between My Mum Or Girlfriend ,who Deserves My 100k by eezeribe(m): 9:47pm On Dec 04, 2016
Davidsylva:
Just asking
You are so broke that you are having a dilemma over ordinary 100k...
I wonder what you would do in the case of millions... I am sure you won't only lavish it on your girlfriend, but also her friends, while your mother prays feverntly for you,while suffering from your Abandonment
Romance › Re: Funny Things We Do When We Fall In Love by eezeribe(m): 9:41pm On Dec 04, 2016
krissconnect:
There are funny characters we display when we fall in love that mere looking at them, its convincing to say that love is really blind.

1. *When you continue buying food when you're not really hungry from that restuarant your crush works in.
I won't deny the fact that I'm so guilty of this at the moment. I'm crushing on a girl that sells fried groundnut around my office, but each time I think of her,I rush down her spot to buy groundnut I really don't wanna eat justto catch a stare.

2. Paying double the price of a commodity.
Most guys do this to boost their ego or impress that girl they're crushing on. A matchbox of #10, you decide to pay #100 cos she's the one attending to you? I pray that spell leaves you bro.

3. Wearing high heel just to look outstanding.
Our ladies in the house! Shoutout to those ladies who have never put on high heel shoe before but decides to suddenly rock it cos that guy definitely will walk their path. I think the shorty ladies are so guilty of this. #noOffense

4. Taking the long route cos he/she always uses that path.
I'm not so guilty of this though, but I think tosyne2much and cutehector can attest to this. You decide to forfeit that short distance path to follow the 100km distance path instead cos you're sure he/she always walks through that path. A journey of 5 minutes just costed you 1hour cos of love and you didn't mind trekking the distance. Love is really blind.

5. Giving an offering of #1000 instead of the usual #50.
You suddenly found yourself sitting beside your crush during church service. Now its time for offering. You realised you just have your normal #50 at the left pocket and #1000 for beer at the right pocket, hoping to impress that babe,you dip your hand inside the right pocket,brandishing the 1k and dance on to give offering. *You think you're doing God.*

6. Adopting the british accent when putting through a call to your crush.
Guys who are guilty of this so annoys me. A guy will suddenly start using a female voice cos he's talking to his crush on phone. He be like 'oh cindy! I just wanna be that guy you know? Like seriously? Yea,like seriously_aww'
Bro,you're simply turning gay! Mtcheww!

7. Trying to eat decent_omotola wannabe!
Most girls are so guilty of this. A guy takes you out to eat oranges on a date. You see how she leaks her orange like she leakin lollipop sweet. But when she goes home, she can even eat the outer layer and swallow it.
*just be yourself laveda*

8. Add yours..
I don't know why people like generalizing...

Mr OP, just remove the "we" and write Things "I" do when I fall in love
Romance › Re: I Gave Him My Heart But He Returned It To Me Broken by eezeribe(m): 6:36pm On Dec 04, 2016
Sorry op, Time Heals all wounds.
And the useless guy is busy advertising shiloh 2016..
SOME PEOPLE HAVE MADE CHRISTIANITY A JOKE
Adverts › Re: Whattsapp Training For Those Interested In Small Chops by eezeribe(m): 2:18pm On Dec 04, 2016
mandy1990:
Contact mandy today for small chops
Boss, PLEASE add my number 07062081832. Thanks
Crime › Re: How My Aunty Lost About 200k To Scammers by eezeribe(m): 1:58pm On Dec 04, 2016
HtwoOw:
This your Uncle's story has kleg

But if it's true, sorry for your loss , never follow anyone anywhere
Where did he mention unclehuh
Christianity Etc › Re: My ATM Card's Security Code Is 666 by eezeribe(m): 1:48pm On Dec 04, 2016
Seun:
The writer of Revelation apparently believed that Emperor Nero of Rome was the antichrist. The number 666 was referring to him:
http://penelope.uchicago.edu/~grout/encyclopaedia_romana/gladiators/nero.html Emperor Nero persecuted Christians in the most barbaric way you could imagine. Feeding them to lions and other animals, crucifying them, burning them, and all sorts of nasty torture, but he died long before anyone alive today was born, so Christians don't need to be afraid of him or his stupid number anymore.
This is just your opinion, and even the addition of a link won't still change other people's Ideologies about the number 666
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Need Help On Those Who Live In Onitsha N Working by eezeribe(m):
chioma1990:
please guys some1 should help me with any job info in Onitsha thanks n God bless.
Check my signature and contact me via whatsapp or phone...
We need your services in Onitsha... You would be glad you joined us.
Romance › Re: My Fiancee Is All About Money And Fast Foods.. Pls Advise by eezeribe(m): 10:21pm On Dec 03, 2016
Just Dump her, before you end up marrying an ornament in the name of wife...
Celebrities › Re: Mavin Welcome Party For Iyanya By Don Jazzy (Video, Pics) by eezeribe(m): 1:15pm On Dec 03, 2016
OK
Business › Re: pressydom by eezeribe(m): 10:16am On Dec 03, 2016
ilekky:
send the link for download and payment or send me an email to

yemlat@gmail.com
OK
Business › Re: Tony Elumelu Foundation Announces 3rd Round Of TEF Entrepreneurship Programme by eezeribe(m): 9:38am On Dec 03, 2016
I will Apply for it... And By God's grace I will be selected,in the name of JESUS... AMEN
Politics › Re: Jonathan Commends Gambian President, Jammeh, For Conceding Defeat by eezeribe(m): 6:44am On Dec 03, 2016
It is well... Even inside a well
Celebrities › Re: How God Took Me From Mushin To Surulere To Banana Island - Linda Ikeji by eezeribe(m): 6:36am On Dec 03, 2016
May God do the same for those who appreciate hard work
Celebrities › Re: E-money Playing Piano In A Funny Way As Kcee Laughs At Him -( Pics, Video) by eezeribe(m): 6:29am On Dec 03, 2016
What a Breaking News... As if this will solve Nigeria's Economic challenges
Politics › Re: Buhari Approves N522b For States To Pay Salary, Pension Arrears, Help Economy by eezeribe(m): 11:54pm On Dec 02, 2016
OK
TV/Movies › Re: Ooni Of Ife Reveals Why He Postponed His Europe Tour Till January 2017 by eezeribe(m): 11:52pm On Dec 02, 2016
OK
Business › Re: Ultimate Cycler Has Not Crashed. Founder Expressed In New Video. by eezeribe(m): 10:28pm On Dec 02, 2016
OK
Business › Re: Lexus Rx330 by eezeribe(m): 3:10pm On Dec 02, 2016
Move your thread to Autos section
Business › Re: Mbanefo MMM Nigeria Owner Unmasked (photos) by eezeribe(m): 3:04pm On Dec 02, 2016
Dear God please help me to successfully build and grow my own Businesses.
Business › Re: Please Where Do I Get Manual Job To Do?...I Am In Urgent Need! by eezeribe(m): 2:58pm On Dec 02, 2016
It depends on your location... Check my signature, you can earn far more than that
Properties › Re: Anambra Govt, Topwide Ventures To End Housing Problem In Awka by eezeribe(m): 7:31am On Dec 02, 2016
Connection
Business › Re: Afdb And United Bank For Africa Plc Sign US$ 150 Million Line Of Credit by eezeribe(m): 7:54pm On Dec 01, 2016
OK
Business › Re: Mmm Nigeria Reduces Poverty By 20%(bbc News) Pic by eezeribe(m): 11:04am On Dec 01, 2016
When Desperation gets to this level... The end is near

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