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AdvertsRe: Zenith Bank's New Mobile App Focuses On What Customers Really Want: Speed by efembaba(m): 5:58pm On Jul 02
Zenit bank app is the dumbest of all apps. The earlier version was terrible enough, the new version is totally unusable with their lousy and wack UX.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

No caching of frequent actions, no intelligent detection of bank names which number you typed. You transfer money to the same account everyday yet, you have to manually type the numbers EVERY TIME. And the new wack amount typing that forces you to keep typing because of the stupid decimal points that's totally useless. How dumb can their developers and project managers plus even the CEO..

Even if you don't have the basic common sense for developing decent user experience and good UI, can't you just observe and copy Opay?

And to have the gumption to put up this nonsense post celebrating your mediocrity, it's unthinkable!
PhonesRe: How Do I Lower My Data Costs? by efembaba(m): 11:47am On Jun 29
Just shut up.
You lots are the reason this country will never progress.
MTCHEW
yemmit90:
I want to believes those spending so much on data are people using it for business, otherwise, I don't see why we need to spend beyond our capacity on data subscriptions.
CelebritiesRe: I Will Never Discuss My Earnings With My Spouse – Nancy Isime (Video) by efembaba(m): 7:01pm On Jun 24
Get spouse first sister
TravelRe: The Trend Of Transportation Handover by efembaba(m): 10:58am On May 11
What is this one saying again? Different different people dey this world o
Galactics:
At least thank God you reached your destination. You think transporting people from one place to another is easy.
CelebritiesRe: Blessing CEO Given 24 Hours To Apologize For "Cancer Report Forgery" by efembaba(m): 10:09am On Mar 31
Shouldn't this be illegal and be prosecuted?
RomanceRe: How Do I Increase My Testosterone by efembaba(m): 11:34am On Mar 02
How exactly has low testosterone been the cause of your misfortune from birth?

Sirchiboy:
I went to hospital for complete checkup and in the test have very low testosterone.
It had been the cause of my misforune right from birth.
HealthRe: Giant Cobra Crawls Out Of Toilet In Abuja Residential Home (Photos, Video) by efembaba(m): 5:52pm On Feb 02
We no go rest for snake posts this week like this
CelebritiesRe: At 19, I Was Going To Be A Pastor — Tonto Dikeh Opens Up On Faith And Calling by efembaba(m): 9:24am On Jan 27
Bless God for all the wonderful things happening in Tonto Dikey's life. I hope she's getting proper discipleship
EducationRe: What Is A Sign Of A Very Low Intelligence by efembaba(m): 7:49pm On Nov 13, 2025
Ok but a smart person can moderately believe in God right?
DropsMic:
Extremely believing in a God
BusinessRe: Nvidia Hits Historic Milestone As World's First $5 Trillion Company Amid Ai Boom by efembaba(m): 6:13pm On Oct 30, 2025
How much is the global GDP sef?
HealthRe: 7 Body Organs You Can Live Without by efembaba(m): 10:13pm On Oct 24, 2025
Some people apparently have been surviving without the vital parts of their brain. What they probably have left is mere amygdala
FamilyRe: Who Is The One Person Allowed To Show Up At Your Place Unannounced? by efembaba(m): 7:16pm On Sep 28, 2025
Only my mum. Any other person must call me at least three weeks prior to the day that want to come.
FoodRe: Chef Dammy Denies Plans For “largest Pot Of Beans” by efembaba(m): 9:53pm On Sep 19, 2025
Well, somebody needs to do it though.
bla bla bla bla (character completed)
FamilyRe: Insufficient Sex From My Wife by efembaba(m): 9:46pm On Sep 16, 2025
You might need some professional help yourself because I don't know whether you're too blind to see where I also wrote counsellor. And how is what I said related to all these nonsense you're saying about marrying a second wife.
You'd better go and see a doctor!
Kobojunkie:
So, when a woman has deeper emotional/psychological issues, na pastor/imam/babalawo/elders una go call and not a professional mental health therapist? 🙄🙄

Interesting! No wonder when a man has emotional/psychological issues, na to advise am make him go marry wife be the thing so the problems can be shifted onto the woman who is then brainwashed into staying in toxic marriage by those fraudsters ... Pastors/babalawos/imams/elders. undecided
FamilyRe: Insufficient Sex From My Wife by efembaba(m): 9:05am On Sep 16, 2025
Involve your pastor or marriage counsellor. She may have deeper emotion/physiological issues she needs addressed
Foreign AffairsRe: Charles Kirk Is Dead by efembaba(m): 10:14pm On Sep 10, 2025
WHATTTTTTTT!!!!111111

AMERICA HAAAAAAAA.

THIS IS REALLY SAD AND PAINFUL
Foreign AffairsRe: Elon Musk's Transgender Daughter, Vivian Wilson, Claims She's Broke by efembaba(m): 10:24pm On Sep 03, 2025
Interesting theory. But mad man speaking to himself can be made to undergo brain examination where exactly what is wrong with him eillbbe detected. Ask yourself, why can't mad people help themselves or be of any value to the society since according to you, "they are only evolving to see into higher dimension with heightened senses and bla bla bla"
JackDaAlienz:
I think Transgender people are highly evolved
Humans are constantly evolving
From Ape to Homo erectus to Transgender to the point humans will elvove into 4th dimension and AI .

We are constantly evolving and transgender is proof that humans in the next 100 years will be 80% transgender and we will no longer have make and female. We will have 1 gender 1 consciousness no boundary's no country all humans will use 1 currency all countries will become 1.

That is where the future is heading
That's human evolution for youan evolved being is what you call mental disorder
If your 3rd eye is open and you are able to see other dimensions apart from the physical

The will call that person a mad man.

Our nervous system only allow us to see hear and touch with only 5 senses.

When your 3rd eye opens your other hidden senses are opened. From 5 senses now your 6 th 7th 8th sense has been opened and you begin to see things that the physical eyes can't see.

Because we are restricted to 5 senses
When you unlock the other 6,7,8 senses you have an overload of information which is what humans call madness.

That is why mental hospital are filled with mathematical geniuses and people who ser other dimensions that our 5 senses can't see

When you see a mad man talking to somebody but you cant see the person because you are only restricted to your 5 senses. The mad mañ 6,7,8 srnses can see beyond our 3rd dimensions.

As we elvove so will our nervous system and more senses will be unlocked and we will become one consciousness one gender no more sepreatio by gender, race or country..

We will all become ONE with the divine
That is where the future is heading
No religion No man No culture can stop it
FamilyRe: My Grandma In 1971 Vs Me In 2025 by efembaba(m): 7:55pm On Sep 03, 2025
People will believe anything and everything they are fed on the Internet.
BusinessRe: Why POS Operators Will Remain Poor! {Opinion} by efembaba(m): 4:06pm On Aug 17, 2025
Is anyone doing POS business to become rich? No be just to survive?
FoodRe: Can You Swallow Eba In The Morning? by efembaba(m): 4:04pm On Aug 17, 2025
How will I be swallowing eba early in the morning. That's gutter behaviour.
I can only ingest eba in the morning. Just make it thick very well
PhonesRe: OpenAI Launches GPT‑5 by efembaba(m): 12:02pm On Aug 08, 2025
Nicely said. The market for app development will increase thanks to AI and it's still developers that will prompt the AI
Princedapace:
People demand for AI powered Apps these days and developers are there to write them. I for once I am over booked and stressed. Life no start and end for html and csss grin
There is more to coding than that and funny enoiugh, AI platforms keep looking for software engineers to join their team. I have always said it way before now, anything u do in this life, know it from the scratch up. As for those lazy people who always love packages, frameworks, and never be part of people who build those tools, sorry o
PhonesRe: OpenAI Launches GPT‑5 by efembaba(m): 9:17pm On Aug 07, 2025
Developers, how's the rise of these super models impacted on your job and career? How's job hunting ?
ProgrammingRe: Is There An API For All The Motor Parks (i.e Garage) In Nigeria? by efembaba(op): 1:22pm On Aug 06, 2025
Yes
RealityKings1:
This is a good idea. Will you be integrating it with Google maps?
Christianity EtcRe: Is It A Sign Of Revival If Christian Songs Are Sang In Clubs? by efembaba(m): 6:25pm On Aug 03, 2025
It may be a good means, but if the end -which is the actual transformation of the lives of those listening to the songs through salvation and close walk with God - is not involved, then it's just vibes and it's no revival at all
BusinessRe: Breaking News!! Opay Seize To Give Money!!! by efembaba(m): 6:12pm On Jul 15, 2025
Oga heart don cut on top 39k for this economy. Breaking News 🤣😀. They should refund you
PoliticsRe: I’ll Do One Term If Given ADC Presidential Ticket – Amaechi by efembaba(m): 8:16am On Jul 04, 2025
Even me sef I go do half term if given the ticket
Christianity EtcRe: You Will Not Go To Hell If You Don’t Marry — Apostle Joshua Selman Declares by efembaba(m): 1:38pm On Jun 29, 2025
Ok sir. You are the one we will mind. You are the "genuine pastor". We will ignore the other pastors. They are all fake. It's your own doctrine that we will follow sir

Akwara25:
Where did you see hell ..
Don't mind fake pastors...
No body knows who will go to heaven or hell..
PoliticsRe: I Am Now Officially A Woman, Accept It – Bobrisky Declares by efembaba(m): 10:30am On Jun 26, 2025
I pour spit on this post.

May God deliver the lost one
FamilyRe: Husbands, How Would You Live With Your Wife After This Public Humiliation? by efembaba(m): 3:31pm On Jun 06, 2025
It's a savage law meant for barbarians and savages and not for civilized people of this age. GOSH!!! Are you serious dude, the fact that you and others are defending it makes it even worse. How are you even in our society?

Civilized people get prosecuted when they break the law and are given fair hearing - whether in customary court or any where. That's what advanced, civilized, fully evolved and sophisticated humans do, not dehumanize and brutalize one another like wild animals!

MadamExcellency:
These are not landlords and tenants. They are kinsmen and siblings. It's a bloodline and the lines are drawn you shouldn't cross. Don't try to break the law. It's a customary law and it ends in customary courts. They win, you lose.
FamilyRe: Husbands, How Would You Live With Your Wife After This Public Humiliation? by efembaba(m): 1:01pm On Jun 06, 2025
And then they go ahead to hit offenders brutally without proper prosecution as if you are in an animal kingdom and you're proud of this? Wow

ErebeOcoco:
No. We don't handle divorce.
Our laws says no hitting. No slapping. No fighting. No assault. Be it wife, husband or anyone else.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Make 700k Monthly By Selling Only One Of These Cars Monthly by efembaba(m): 11:20am On Jun 06, 2025
Do you link agents with buyers database or prospects or the seller has to find the buyers himself

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