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RomanceRe: Indecent Dressing By Ladies Seen Everywhere On The Streets This Yule Tide! (Pic) by efembaba(m): 6:51pm On Dec 12, 2023
so even if they walk about fully naked, they should be left alone because "it's their body" and "what does it got to do with anybody".

So are you sure you are really thinking before talking (typing)?

Little21:
It's no one's business, it's their body and it's their way of dressing. So what does it got too do with anybody?

You guys should just leave in a different planet where everything is done the way you want it to be. Tsk....
RomanceRe: Finished: Spirit Of Betting, Junk & Pepsi, Brothel Visitation & Masturbation by efembaba(m): 1:00pm On Oct 26, 2023
Wow. May God heal you bro.
Just don't go at it alone.
There is solution for every problem.

Get a bible based church and start attending. Open up to the leadership and submit to accountability there. It is well bro.

ChildOfDoom:
thanks. As for listening to sermons, I will.

But my parents have tried spiritual means to stop my betting habits, no avail. I was once taken to a spiritualist, he gave me annointing oil to bathe with and a deliverance soap. I was also taken to a priest who gave me nine days novena to undertake with morning fasting. After little days of remorse, I fall back to my lifestyle. You can't imagine the things I have sold to feed my betting addiction. Also got into troubles using people's money. No TV or generator again. Sold countless phones I purchased. I now beg random girls for raw sex in order to get maximum pleasure. Gave one BJ that messed up my wind pipe

If I make it to 40, I will do thanksgiving
RomanceRe: Finished: Spirit Of Betting, Junk & Pepsi, Brothel Visitation & Masturbation by efembaba(m): 5:18pm On Oct 25, 2023
God will heal you bro. Have you given your life to Christ? Get a good church and approach the pastor for help. You can also start watching sermons along that line on YouTube etc.
HealthRe: Why Are Medical Doctors' Handwriting So Difficult To Read?(photo) by efembaba(m): 11:00am On Oct 17, 2023
the smarter you are, the less legible your hand writing tends to be.
The mind of a fast thinker is too fast for their hands.
Foreign AffairsRe: Islamic University Of Gaza: Israel Bombs Gaza's Largest Institution by efembaba(m): 4:34pm On Oct 11, 2023
No I didn't. Do you mind telling me or giving me a link to watch
Whytelyon:
Did u watch the footage of what happened on Saturday?
Foreign AffairsRe: Islamic University Of Gaza: Israel Bombs Gaza's Largest Institution by efembaba(m): 1:23pm On Oct 11, 2023
Woww. Must they fight? Fi abara kekere gba ninla
SportsRe: Messi, Inter Miami CF 1-2 Houston Dynamo: Miami Lost US Open Cup Final by efembaba(m): 2:29pm On Sep 28, 2023
Since when did this club become a thing that even makes news.
They need to start idolizing Messi in that club. He's bringing to many things to them
RomanceRe: +18: If A Woman Tells You This, You Should Be Worried Not Excited. by efembaba(m): 6:01pm On Sep 16, 2023
How old is everybody on this platform? I can't be the oldest here nao. People obsessing over d female gender everywhere.
EducationRe: 65 Internet Acronyms And Slangs You Never Knew by efembaba(m): 9:01pm On Aug 14, 2023
gfbas - groceries, floating berries and sweetners e.g. na gfbas I dey chop like this so

idss- I don see shege

spm- shege pro max

sps - sheges per seconds
RomanceRe: Is Jealousy A Proof Of Love Or Lack Of Trust? by efembaba(m): 1:31am On Jul 29, 2023
My babe has actually complained to me before that I'm not jealous enough.
Whenever she talks about other guys and stuffs like that, I'm often apathetic, for me it's because I trust her, but she thinks I should feel jealous in order to show that I really love her
FamilyRe: Things They Will Not Tell You About Marriage.. by efembaba(m): 1:43pm On Jul 22, 2023
nobody should come and feed us with anecdotes. Provide scientific evidence and data to back up your claims, otherwise what u say is just how u see it
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Diary Of A Jobless Developer Creating A Startup Company by efembaba(m): 10:59am On Jun 30, 2023
What do you say boss?
pls let's chat on my number or fire me an email on elujobaoluwafemi@gmail.com
Meerahbel:
wink
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Diary Of A Jobless Developer Creating A Startup Company by efembaba(m): 4:55pm On Jun 29, 2023
Amazing app!.
I too am a developer working seriously on my startup. Interestingly, it's also in the e-hailing niche but the concept is quite different from Driveinhud's.

I would really love us to network together if that's fine by you. I promise our collaboration will be of mutual benefits.

Pls hit me up on call/chat on 08161165422 or email on elujobaoluwafemi@gmail.com

Charpell:
Dear Nairaland community, join me as I document my journey of building a world class app. I am going to give a daily update on my progress and open to constructive criticism and feedback as I work.

Getting laid off from a job is never an easy experience, but it can also be an opportunity to explore new possibilities and pursue a passion. In my case, losing my job led me to start building a carpooling app that will made a difference in the lives of many people.

When I was let go from my job, I was devastated. I had been working for the company for several years, and I had never thought about what I would do if I lost my job. But as the weeks went by and I struggled to find another job, I started to realize that this could be a chance to take a risk and follow my dream of launching my own product.

I had always been interested in the concept of carpooling, and I saw an opportunity to create an app that would make it easier and more convenient for people to share rides. I started doing research, studying the market and the competition, and identifying the features that would make my app stand out.

One of the biggest challenges I faced was funding. I had no job, limited savings and no investors, so I had to be creative in finding ways to finance my project. I started by doing freelance work to make ends meet, and I also loans. It took a lot of effort and patience, but eventually, I was able to secure enough funding to work on the app.

The next challenge was building the app itself. I created a wireframe and worked with a designer to create a sleek and intuitive interface. I made sure to include all the basic features that would make the app stand out, such as the ability to;
- Search for route
- Create route
- Book trips
- Rate fellow carpoolers

Once the design was complete, I began working with a team of freelance developers to build the app. We encountered several challenges along the way, such as compatibility issues and server crashes. But we persevered, I was working 15 hours daily, 7 days a week and after several weeks of hard work, we finally had a working prototype.

One of the biggest lessons I learned during this journey is the importance of perseverance. There were times when I wanted to give up, but I kept pushing forward, knowing that my idea had potential. I also learned the importance of collaborating with a team of experts who can bring different skills and perspectives to the table.

The app is currently on Alpha testing, if you want to get a sneak peak before the official launch date, here is the link

(Please only Nigerians can test)
Playstore: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/driveinhud/id6447472979?platform=iphone
Android: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.charpell.driveinhud

Demo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8m4pCBNH7k

To be continued


UPDATE!!!
We finally launched the Driveinhud app on 6th of June, 2023. All my beta and alpha testers, core staffs came from this thread.
Thanks to Nairaland for giving me the platform to launch Driveinhud.
RomanceRe: What Is The Minimum You Should Earn In A Month To Consider Marriage by efembaba(m): 3:13pm On Jun 19, 2023
Whatever amount you mention, you must add location in Nigeria with it for it to make any sense.

Mentioning a general amount to apply to everywhere in Nigeria just doesn't make any sense.
Nigeria is different from "Nigeria" abeg.
TV/MoviesRe: Did Rarbg.com Just Shut Down Or Am I Dreaming? by efembaba(op): 6:03pm On Jun 04, 2023
TV/MoviesDid Rarbg.com Just Shut Down Or Am I Dreaming? by efembaba(op): 11:36pm On May 31, 2023
I just tried checking Rarbg now to check for a movie only to see that they are saying they have shut down due to high expenses. Is this a prank?
FamilyRe: What Mistakes Did You Make And You Don't Want Your Children To Make? by efembaba(m): 12:23pm On May 25, 2023
Listening to everyone except my heart.

You must not give a damn about what anyone says, including me your father, if your heart is telling you something different.

When you become successful following your heart, everyone who would have derailed you would still congratulate you, and if you fail following other people's advice, you bear the brunt alone!.

If you like my child, ignore this advice.
FamilyRe: If These Were Your Kids, How Would You Handle The Situation? (photos) by efembaba(m): 8:47am On May 25, 2023
Any child that can cut picture out of money and arrange them so orderly like that is old enough to know it's wrong to do it. He will receive the beatings of his life.

thesicilian:
I am of the opinion that some of these pictures were set by their moms to trend. Because I find it hard to believe that there's any kid that could cut up currency notes so perfectly with scissors, and then arrange them neatly on the table. Not to talk of the one in the fridge, which sane person would come home and meet the child naked in a cold refrigerator and the first thought is to pick up the phone and take a pic?
EventsRe: 10 Notable Nigerians Who Recently Joined The Guinness World Record Book by efembaba(m): 7:28pm On May 15, 2023
Why didn't the others attract so much sensation like Hilder
EducationRe: How Much Do Guinness World Record Holders Get Paid? by efembaba(m): 5:54pm On May 14, 2023
Which record me sef fit break like this. Make Sanwolu come visit me
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Should He Take The Job Offer by efembaba(m): 10:06am On May 10, 2023
How much is the other half? And where does he live
That's d real question
Music/RadioRe: Mention A Song That's Not Popular But Impacts You Greatly by efembaba(op): 4:58pm On May 08, 2023
My Gee. I think say na only me

zedman1:
WOW! That's the song playing in my head for some minutes before I came online. It was the song I was listening to before up NEPA struck. Before now it was 'Enough' but now, that song has become my favorite on the album.
Music/RadioMention A Song That's Not Popular But Impacts You Greatly by efembaba(op): 11:47am On May 08, 2023
For me, currently it's "Please" by Chike.

I have not really heard it played anywhere or anybody talk about it, yet my head dey always swell any time I hear it.

It's a prayer like song with great melodies and vocals.

You should listen to it

What's yours, let's discover
SportsRe: Asisat Oshoala Scores As Barcelona Wins The Spanish Liga. by efembaba(m): 7:55pm On Apr 30, 2023
Agba baller
PoliticsRe: Video Of President Buhari Playing Football In Aso Rock Goes Viral by efembaba(m): 3:46pm On Apr 29, 2023
This is an AI generated Buhari oo grin grin
EducationRe: I Was Born With It” – Nigerian Student Who Speaks In Clean British Accent Explai by efembaba(m): 7:01pm On Apr 28, 2023
Hmm so it's the voting choice of the white that made them giving birth to children who don't come with African accent
SenatePresdo:
We will see it when Black man starts voting Good leaders.
EducationRe: I Was Born With It” – Nigerian Student Who Speaks In Clean British Accent Explai by efembaba(m): 2:49pm On Apr 28, 2023
We never see any oyibo weydwm born with African accent. Why always the other way around
RomanceRe: 10 Simple Ways To Win A Lady’s Heart by efembaba(m): 12:46pm On Apr 27, 2023
That's why y'all have problems in your fake relationships.

Superficial and vain people everywhere

Zonefree:
Just give her money and skip all these nonsense.
CareerRe: Surviving The Nigerian Job Search: A Humorous Guide To Finding Your Dream Job by efembaba(m): 7:54pm On Apr 19, 2023
You don find job sotey nothing dey humerous for you again. Don't worry pal, God will do it, but in the meantime, try to enjoy life

Generalwoodz:
You said "Humourous" but nothing humor in the whole article.

Nonetheless, you may succed when you employe and use effectively the gems found in the article but not in top GOVERNMENT jobs.

Speaking well like the English dic is awesome but one amazing thing is: There's a God father with children whom would serve as overwhelming stumbling block and he's all out to suppress, malign, and frustrate your plans; strategies, and plateau your towering hopes.

When they say its by merit then those with wherewithal buy up the slots with million nairas ...

Since your article got no humor, I may suggest you add something along the lines of:

" Researching who the big dogs are and promptly paying them an August visit in their palaces. Of course with a bottle of their favorite classic wine.

Relay your intentions and I bet you! The edge between you and others vying for the Job would be gulf size in your favor.
ProgrammingRe: I Explored Nextjs 13 Server Components, See Results! by efembaba(m): 12:37pm On Apr 19, 2023
Do you use Next 13 in production now?
CareerRe: Yoghurt Seller Shares Humble Beginning, Wows Many With Transformation (video) by efembaba(m): 8:49pm On Apr 13, 2023
na youghurt money he take buy car abi? tell me more
BusinessRe: Top 10 Richest Men Africa | Forbes 2023 List by efembaba(m): 1:57pm On Apr 12, 2023
True but isn't it high time? With the number of tech companies we have
Ayojideonline:
Tech was not really pioneered in Africa. We are just beginning to catch up.

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