₦airaland Forum

Obiedun:
Omoluabi

Yoruba Amaka

Naija to the world

wonder233:
If you get a tattoo, you have low self esteem.

Wow

Hmmm
All Animals are equal but some are more equal than others #AnimalFarrm

Big Brother is Watching #1984

immortalcrown:
He probably did it purposely to be arrested so that he can achieve one thing or the other. These people people operate with unbelievable strategies.

Stop being silly

Namaster:
The Red Wedding comes to mind.

Their representative should be invited and buttered like toast bread with promises of amnesty, scholarships and sponsorships. In fact, promise to throw an event to celebrate the dawn of peace.

But every bandit in the gang must be present at the ceremony to receive their share of the dividends of the peace treaty.

Then have them surrounded and gunned down at the ceremony.

Then rain fire on dem bombludclots while playing the Rains of Castermere

"While an influential Islamic scholar can be said to be in bed with suspected terrorists, this high-profile Nigerian is in marriage with the bandits, and you know what that means"


Rhetorics rhetorics rhetorics

Name, shame and hang the damn man for chrissakes

masterfactor:
South Africa is something else, let the south Africa be divided into two, let the white stay alone and the barbaric black stay on their own.

Oscar Pistorious is a white South African
He murdered his then girlfriend in cold blood
Some would consider the manner in which he carried out the act barbaric

So wtf are you saying about the blacks ?

Do you know the atrocities committed by the whites during the apartheid era?

Emancipate yourself from mental slavery brother

FreeStuffsNG:
Hmmm. Now I see why anyone will sleep with a human corpse or animal carcass, you see 'money' not the putrid unsightly decaying corpse.
What a weird , cringeworthy, beastly reasoning. Smh

Apples and Oranges bro

Guyman01:
I hope the guy is not trying to convert to wife a girl that the community is using to cure Konji?

Na so dem use your mama cure konji before your papa marry her? Abi you get evidence of your claim make you show us.
Anuofia

MeaslesMumpsRub:
She is being marginalized just because she is Igbo, same way Ike Ekweremadu is also being marginalized in the UK.

Another victim of Stockholm syndrome spotted

benuejosh:
I ate so much plantain and Banana while i was in Ekiti State. This was because i bought them very cheap. I bought a bunch of Banana for N250.00 and it was so big. God bless Mummy Nifesimi. The woman just the give me bananas so much.

You came late to the party bro
In my university days @ ile ife circa 2008 a bunch of bananas sold for 50 bucks on the average
Good looking, fresh and sweet as hell

More often than not Adulthood issa scam

clinician2x:
How did u wake up this morning to start talking nonsense

Apparently the joke's lost on you
Find it and find piss

Odogwujayy:
On a more serious note, how does human skulls aid in money rituals. Whoever thought about this in the first place must be an OLODO. Like wtf 😒

In all skulls There is a homing beacon in the pre frontal lobe that precipitates the condensation in the mother lode of the server room in the minting press at Antananarivo where Nigeria money is printed.
This in turn activates the photosynthetic bulimia and balabous pulp fiction in cbn headquarters in the kadastral zone.
When this is achieved the brain matter is frackked through a distillation process in the shrine of all babalawos to inform the client that the server end has been lugubriosed.
The front end in the solicitor's wardrobe is then coded to await receipt of the funds when transferred but in most cases there is a long ubiquitous soliloquy and eventual filibuster that causes precedes an explanation without ebidence.
If in doubt ask the lazy youths for more clarification.
Thanks and doxology

EmirofAfonjaz:
Thank God the Nurse is not IGBO.

But 25 died in shagamu, why didnt Iyabo Ojo talk?

See how worthless these people are...they have deaths that are important than others?

useless cLout chasers..spits

Na wah..

Must everything have a tribal coloration?
Have you condenmed UGM for the killings happening in the east or you belong to the school of thought saying it's a DSS,FG and Fulani conspiracy?

Bloody bigot

Sonofgod1990:
Nice one

Hmmmmm where's your empathy
It's better you scroll past than exhibit such bile and unnecessary hatred

MikeofKd:
I had this girl visit me some weeks back, we are long time friends. She came and we gisted and vibed but at some point she started giving me massive and heavy sexual green lights.

I did like I didn’t understand any of those her sexual tactics until she grew tired and left lol. I realized after dat day she ignored my messages and calls. Not surprised.

In As much as I love sex ,I’m also very cautious of who I sleep with , some women would destroy your whole life through sex , dis one isn’t Nigerian movie it’s ducking real . If you share your body with just any woman as a man then your seriously doomed.

Cause normally why would a woman be pissed dat I refused to sleep with her , if she didn’t have diabolic motives ? It’s crushed her ego and she felt bad. Her seduction couldn’t work on me lol cause I sensed her evil intentions.

So ladies why do y’all get mad when a man refuses to sleep with you ?? I mean u should be happy u meet such kinda men cause they are usually very rare, but y’all get mad instead why

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Good job bro
But just curious...
How old are you ?

Think9ja:
It's part of the punishment for their crimes. You want them to live like Kings?

If they finish serving their jail term, they wouldn't want to do anything that will take them back there, so it's good for them

The natural reaction to this your statement should be anger.
But on a second thought I feel pity. (Unless you're being sarcastic that is)
Aside that, then I guess you dont know any better hence your position.
Anyways

If you must know, the fact that you cant enjoy constant electricity in 2023 invariably means your country is punishing you.
What crime did you commit.
Being a nigerian.
So those guys in jai in such degrading conditionsl have it this bad cos they're Nigerians in the Nigerian prison system.
It's got nothing to do with part of the punishment like you claimed .

May God save us from bad leaders and citizens with such a mentality as you possess

Simultaneous Equations

Zonefree:







Nawao

In Fela's voice

Na the born born, naim de sweet dem pass (×2)
Oya ooo, born born OYA (×2)

#DoubleWahalaForDeadbody

Unnecessary pride and ego trips

rintileri:
Wicked Frenchs stealing from Africans

Point of correction
Its frenchies not frenchs

UnfairLife7:
I don't believe in ear say bro.

Your cup of tea