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More often than not Adulthood issa scam

clinician2x:
How did u wake up this morning to start talking nonsense

Apparently the joke's lost on you
Find it and find piss

Odogwujayy:
On a more serious note, how does human skulls aid in money rituals. Whoever thought about this in the first place must be an OLODO. Like wtf 😒

In all skulls There is a homing beacon in the pre frontal lobe that precipitates the condensation in the mother lode of the server room in the minting press at Antananarivo where Nigeria money is printed.
This in turn activates the photosynthetic bulimia and balabous pulp fiction in cbn headquarters in the kadastral zone.
When this is achieved the brain matter is frackked through a distillation process in the shrine of all babalawos to inform the client that the server end has been lugubriosed.
The front end in the solicitor's wardrobe is then coded to await receipt of the funds when transferred but in most cases there is a long ubiquitous soliloquy and eventual filibuster that causes precedes an explanation without ebidence.
If in doubt ask the lazy youths for more clarification.
Thanks and doxology

EmirofAfonjaz:
Thank God the Nurse is not IGBO.

But 25 died in shagamu, why didnt Iyabo Ojo talk?

See how worthless these people are...they have deaths that are important than others?

useless cLout chasers..spits

Na wah..

Must everything have a tribal coloration?
Have you condenmed UGM for the killings happening in the east or you belong to the school of thought saying it's a DSS,FG and Fulani conspiracy?

Bloody bigot

Sonofgod1990:
Nice one

Hmmmmm where's your empathy
It's better you scroll past than exhibit such bile and unnecessary hatred

MikeofKd:
I had this girl visit me some weeks back, we are long time friends. She came and we gisted and vibed but at some point she started giving me massive and heavy sexual green lights.

I did like I didn’t understand any of those her sexual tactics until she grew tired and left lol. I realized after dat day she ignored my messages and calls. Not surprised.

In As much as I love sex ,I’m also very cautious of who I sleep with , some women would destroy your whole life through sex , dis one isn’t Nigerian movie it’s ducking real . If you share your body with just any woman as a man then your seriously doomed.

Cause normally why would a woman be pissed dat I refused to sleep with her , if she didn’t have diabolic motives ? It’s crushed her ego and she felt bad. Her seduction couldn’t work on me lol cause I sensed her evil intentions.

So ladies why do y’all get mad when a man refuses to sleep with you ?? I mean u should be happy u meet such kinda men cause they are usually very rare, but y’all get mad instead why

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Good job bro
But just curious...
How old are you ?

Think9ja:
It's part of the punishment for their crimes. You want them to live like Kings?

If they finish serving their jail term, they wouldn't want to do anything that will take them back there, so it's good for them

The natural reaction to this your statement should be anger.
But on a second thought I feel pity. (Unless you're being sarcastic that is)
Aside that, then I guess you dont know any better hence your position.
Anyways

If you must know, the fact that you cant enjoy constant electricity in 2023 invariably means your country is punishing you.
What crime did you commit.
Being a nigerian.
So those guys in jai in such degrading conditionsl have it this bad cos they're Nigerians in the Nigerian prison system.
It's got nothing to do with part of the punishment like you claimed .

May God save us from bad leaders and citizens with such a mentality as you possess

Simultaneous Equations

Zonefree:







Nawao

In Fela's voice

Na the born born, naim de sweet dem pass (×2)
Oya ooo, born born OYA (×2)

#DoubleWahalaForDeadbody

Unnecessary pride and ego trips

rintileri:
Wicked Frenchs stealing from Africans

Point of correction
Its frenchies not frenchs

UnfairLife7:
I don't believe in ear say bro.

Your cup of tea

UnfairLife7:
How do you know many politicians and influential people are gay? Better stop listening to hear say

Wake up and smell the coffee bro

agabusta:
Read this highlighted part of your statement properly and digest it.

According to the law its the age at the TIME of graduation that matters. Not current time.

The law has a lacuna on those eligible and did not serve at the right time. In the absence of a clear cut provision for this circumstance, it infers that they can present themselves for service at whatever age.

Simply apply the mischief rule of statutes of interpretation of laws.
No need for plenty talk.

olisaEze:
No one is stealing from us, we are the ones stealing from ourselves! In the past 15 months Nigeria has exported gold amounting to $78 billion but our crude oil exports in the whole of 2022 was $46 billion. This $78 billion came from exporting a little over 2000 ounces of gold from an estimated 300 million ounce reserve. But the public is made to believe that their economy can only be determined by crude exports!

Pls kindly share the source of this claim.
Thanks in anticipation

Tajbol4splend:
If her appointment is not unconstitutional and she's competent, let us give her a chance

If an individual exceeds 30 years at the time of their graduation, they will not be able to take part in the program. Instead, they will receive a certificate of exemption, indicating their exemption from the NYSC service requirement.

The above is the koko

Age wise she ought not to be serving by now.
It's against the law.
In a sane country that's enough grounds to lose the ministerial position

Kukutente23:
You're also back to laws. Constitutional laws are creation of humans not divine or infallible.
If we want to go down that route, we'll ask ourselves which laws empower British to hand over to democratic govt when they were leaving instead of handing over to the monarchies they met when they first arrived in the shores of Africa.
Picking laws as you do is subjective. The soldiers might be morally wrong but it does not confer rights on another country to invade them under the guise of restoring democracy.
So while we're telling them to return the country back to civil rule, we must recognise they hold the lever of power over the sovereign entity called Niger as at this moment. Any other thing is simply political interference which is simply another form of colonialism.

God bless you bro. At least another person who understands the dynamics.
Leokid866 class is now in session.
Be humble
Sit down
Learn

lexy2014:
Nigga is still sounding confused and boasting in his ignorance.

Pls what is a dictatorship?

What is the difference between a dictatorship and a sovereign state?

Is a dictatorship a state?

How does all you said preclude Niger from being a sovereign state?

cc: efeski

Ag this point I believe say this guy just de whine us
Person nor suppose daft like this kn a good day

leokid866:
Oga you're right a Monarchy is the same as a military government......I guess the UK and The Vatican city too are a Military government......I've told you return your parents money.....it has not been useful in your life.....find something new to do with your life and stop wasting their resources....and don't quote me again till you've raised your I.Q.......

If only you realise that Monarchies are of different types, chief of which are Absolute and ,Constitutional, then you wouldn't have penned this crap up there but alas you seem to revel in your ignorance.

leokid866:
a dictatorship by international definition will never be considered a sovereign state.....yes they have some characteristics of a sovereign state but not all......if you come into a sovereign state to do Business you are sure of the rights and protection the laws and constitution of that state guarantee.....but if you come into a dictatorship and the dictator decide to run you street who do you turn to ? Yes you can still head to the courts infact Abacha was sued here in Nigeria multiple times but how many of those cases went anywhere?

Your ignorance is indeed laughable.
Go get a Government textbook and study basic concepts like legitimacy, sovereignty, constitution, constitutionalism etc and get some insight and stop wallowing in ignorance.

leokid866:
both were/are considered dictatorships.....if not for china's protection you think the US or Japan would not have strolled into North Korea since?

The fact that they're considered dictatorships does not change the fact that they're sovereign nations in their own rights.

Also, stroll into North Korea to do what?
Force them to accept democracy?
Cos they're Big Brother or cos democracy is the next best thing since sliced bread?
After ousting Gaddafi, how is the country faring?
Also consider Afghanistan. Would you say the West's venture there was successful?

Let's be objective about these issues.

France is just strong arming Niger and it's just unfortunate.
The hypocrisy is disgusting
The should let Nigeriens sort out their own issues internally

leokid866:
a sovereign state is one guided by laws and a constitution not a dictatorship

So currently North Korea ain't a sovereign state ?
Abi Libya under the late Gadaffi wasn't a sovereign state back then ?

Risingblue008:
Leacturer with pussy,

Pussy here
Pussy there
Yellow pussy
Black pussy
Pussy everywhr

Even smeeeeeely pussy

helinues:


How many witnesses would still be alive in this case?

May we not deliberately in life indulge in futility exercise, Amen

Allow the petitioner and the process to worry about whether or not the exercise is in futility. I dont see Atiku complaining.

As to whether witnesses exist nor not, its immaterial.
That's why institutions keep and maintain records dating back to eons.
Norbbe every nation de use unexplained fire outbreak de expunged records to destroy evidence.
Have a nice day

LagosFirstSon:
Sakiru ambali


The Igbos are doing drugs , The Yorubas are doing fraud and skull mining

Inside Life

Not forgetting the fulanis doing banditry and the Niger deltans doing militancy and your humble self propagating stereotypes

Wodu89:
I stand with ECOWAS.

Leadership is about decisiveness. Bazoum was outsed by the outschosts simply because he wasn't Hausa and to them anything short of their clannishness is a misfit for them to submit to. This ideology must not only be challenged but defeated.


This doesn't concern Russia nor external parties. Let them face Syria and Ukraine fronts. Democracy must be restored whether the hypocritical Northern leaders like it or not.


Where were they when Liberia was invaded, Sierria Leone and co. But because some ethnic coloration is in the mix they're playing hypocrisy. It is the junta that needs talking to, not ECOWAS. ECOWAS must invade and restore democracy regardless of the costs


Unless Eastern powers gets in the way , the use of force is necessary otherwise long term grippling sanctions should be employed.

You seem to forget that ecowas is an external party in matters concerning the sovereign state of Niger republic

abc115:
.https://twitter.com/woye1/status/1692258616034615606

Social register when they've not conducted population census in a long while