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Most of what you've heard about those books is pure hocus pocus and outright bunkum.

Free your mind

The conventional Bible has 66 books

The catholic Bible has about 72

There are a category of books known as the apocryphal and deuterocanonical books.

It's all politics and scare mongering to get you caged.

The taste of the pudding is in the eating.

Just like the serpent told Adam and Eve, you will not die... Your eyes will only become open and wise.

7th book of Moses ain't gonna make u mad no more than the book of Jasher wud make you mad.

The issue is whether or not you'd understand what you're seeing and reading.

The letter killeth but the spirit giveth life.

TheSpellChecker:
Obviously, your own English teacher taught you nonsense.

A lot of nonsense, actually.

Yeah you got me
But why sound like you got an ax to grind with me?

Teacher Don't Teach Me Nonesense

Terrier99:
See this fool. Better go and buy gas for your mother so firewood smoke won't kill her. Foolish pauper. Add your family to hers, I will buy you all and use you in particular as Jara.

Empty vessels make the loudest noise
Post am make we see
Stop blabbing
Nor be to de run mouth

Terrier99:
I remember when Ahnie called me broke on one thread like that, not knowing I can buy her entire family. Ordinary gas of 10k, she's already cooking with firewood. If bag of rice becomes 50k, means the ugly pauper will eat her kids.

Niqqa shut da eff up
If you get mind I double dare you to post your account balance.
Put your money where your mouth is
Let me see if it's enough for what I use in smoking just loud in a month (let's not even mention other vices I indulge in)

Small data wey una get go just give una mind to type rubbish

Guy u better be very careful whoever the Bleep you are

See your smelly mouth like I can buy her entire family
boolsheet of the highest order
Empty gong
Tabula rasa
Coconut head

Doktorr:
Popular Nairalander?
I hope you people aren't mad?

If you don't gerrit forget abourrit

toujurs:
Popular nairaland? This one must be a village attention seeker. I don't know why some people are dumb in this life, which one is popular nairalander again. Who know you?

If you don't gerrit forget abourrit

Princeton92:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/11/religious-leaders-in-the-north-appeal-to-davido-for-help/amp/#aoh=16380102233334&csi=0&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&amp_tf=From%20%251%24s

Will Hisbah allow them accept the help?

Jeon:
You are right about ur comment



I am glad that Christian parents let their children worship the devil at least one night out of the year. Welcome to Halloween.
Now parents are also worshipping the devil in the name of Halloween.
This was made by the founder of church of Satan

Please do some research before posting in public.
Halloween celebrations started aeons before the church of satan emerged okay.
T for Thanks

That's why I'll always love my man Dave Chappelle. Serves it to them hot hot
Watched Closer this evening again (3rd time) & currently downloading Sticks & Stones.

The LGBTQ most especially the Transfolks should take a chill pill.
They're too sensitive
Personally I got nothing against them but trying to force the world to accept things from their narrative is not helping their cause.

Inserting trans stuff in pop culture, always playing/ crying the victim etc etc doesn't fool the most of us anymore.

For instance years ago we found that they made the green Powerpuff girl transgender.
That one died away.
Only recently they have succeeded in making superman's son gay.
I mean these are cartoons meant for kids yet they're trying to unnecessarily expose these kids (mostly pre-teens) to these gender issues way too early.

Fancy Caitlin Jenner being voted woman of the year less than a year after her transition... Someone that probably hasn't/can't see(n) her period in a world of millions of women.

Or is the leading international medical journal that recently referred to women as people with vaginas?
Very soon they plan to erode certain words that define us out of existence.

We're watching
The list is endless.

KOKSNATION:
pogba lookalike spotted in nigeria

Doppelganger things

Some of that little sticky-yiki-yiki ooooooohweeeeeeeeed

I'm a savage (yeah)
Classy, bougie, ratchet (yeah)
Sassy, moody, nasty (hey, hey, yeah)
Acting stupid, what's happening? Bitch (whoa, whoa)
What's happening? Bitch (whoa, whoa)
I'm a savage, yeah
Classy, bougie, ratchet, yeah
Sassy, moody, nasty, huh
Acting stupid, what's happening? Bitch
What's happening? (Ayy, ah)

Happy Independence new month

SarkinYarki:
The term Naira actually belongs to the CBN sha

My thoughts too but it only goes to show that whoever gave the approval at CAC back then to the said company wasn't forward thinking, and now this has happened.

Let CBN compensate the company
After all na dem (CBN) be money

Righteousness2:
What a Beautiful air Experience for a Beautiful Dog.
It's owner had to Make some modification on the Plane in other to fly his dog.

Very Very soon! There is gonna be a Mysterious Modification Worldwide on ALL, whose names are written in the book of life in Heaven.

In a twinkling of an eye, At the Blast of the Trumpet of GOD, our mortal bodies will be changed to Immortal bodies and we will takeoff from this Decayed earth to meet our Loving Savior , JESUS Christ in the air.
And so we will be with JESUS for Ever and Ever.

All that is needed to be a part of this Body Modification is to Surrender Genuiely to JESUS Christ, Live for HIM and be Prepared.

It’s the Phantom of the Chakra, Slumdog Opera
RapRadar, NahRight, OkayPlayer moshup
I went from nothing into something like the planet Earth
I showed these major labels how to make a man from dirt
And breathe in his nostrils, fill him up with gospel
Leave him at the mountain top, blasting at the Rothschilds
Who that? Jay Elect, Voodoo Man
From the Lost Land of Mu, sans the Zulu scanned
It's just real Black history, Robert LeRoy Ripley
Believe it or not, I'm gon' spit it till they strip me
Crown me with thorns, march me up the hill
Crucifix me then ditch me, the rest is all mystery
I be in New Orleans making water out of whiskey
Casting judgment on the IRS who audited the gypsies
Tipsy, I got the game tipsy
Staggering out the club, dropping coins in the jitney
Patents of Nobility

Righteousness2:
Wars and Rumors of Wars all over the Places Just as JESUS said it will be signaling the End.
Infact It is as if the Nations go to read the HolyBible before they begin to act.

The Frequency and Intensity of the Signs of the Endtimes JESUS told us about is Fearful and Joyful.

Fearful because of how fast Events are Happening and Joyful because we are so Close to going home.

When I say "We" I don't mean Everybody! I mean all who Surrendered to JESUS, and are Watching and Praying.
The RAPTURE is Imminent!JESUS is Coming!
Get yourself in Order.

A lil something for your listening reading pleasure

Let me take y'all back man
As I do so well
Wasn't nothin' like that
Man, it wasn't nothin' like that first time
She was in my math class
Long hair, brown skin with the fat ass
Sat beside me, used to laugh at mad jokes
The teacher always got mad so we passed notes
It started off so innocent
She had a vibe and a nigga started diggin' it
I was a youngin' straight crushin' tryna play this shit cool
But a nigga couldn't wait to get to school
'Cause when I seen 'em thighs on her and them hips on her and them lips on her
Got me daydreaming, man what
I'm thinkin' how she ride on it, if she sits on it, if she licks on it
It make it hard for me to stand up
As time goes by, attractions getting deeper
Wet dreaming thinkin' that I'm smashin' but I'm sleepin'
I want it bad, and I ain't never been obsessed before
She wrote a note that said "have you ever had sex before"
Damn
And I ain't never did this before no
And I ain't never did this before no
And I ain't never did this before no
And I ain't never did this before no
And I ain't never did this before no
I ain't never did this before no
And I ain't never did this before no
And I ain't never did this before no
I wrote back and said "of course I had sex before"
Knowing I was frontin'
I said I was like a pro baby
Knowing I was stuntin'
But if I told the truth I knew I'd get played out son
Hadn't been in pussy since the day I came out one
But, she don't know what
So she done roll back and told me
"Oh you a pro homie? Well I want you to show me
My mama gone for the weekend
So Saturday baby we can get to freakin'"
That's when my heart start racing and my body start sweatin'
Baby you done woke my lil' man up
I'm thinkin' how that body look naked when playing on the bed
Teacher please don't make me stand up
I wrote back like "Yeah baby sound like a plan"
Still trying to play it cool, sound like the man
But I was scared to death my nigga, my stomach turned
Talking damn shit knowing damn well I was a virgin
Bleep
And I ain't never did this before no
And I ain't never did this before no
And I ain't never did this before no
And I ain't never did this before no
And I ain't never did this before no
I ain't never did this before no
And I ain't never did this before no
And I ain't never did this before no
You know that feelin' when you you finna bone for the first time
I'm hoping that she won't notice it's my first time
I'm hoping that my shit is big enough to Bleep with
And most of all I'm praying God don't let me bust quick
I'm watching pornos tryin' see just how to stroke right
Practice putting condoms on, how it go right
I'm in a crib now a nigga palm sweatin'
With a pocket full of rubbers and an erection
That's when my hands start touching and her face start blushing
And a nigga roll over on top
And then she get my pants unbuckled and her hands start rubbing
On me, ooh girl don't stop
It's time for action
Pull out the condoms real smooth, yeah just how I practice
But right before I put it in, she flinched and grabbed it and said
"I wanna get something off my mental
I can tell you a pro, but baby be gentle"
'Cause
'Cause I ain't never did this before no
And I ain't never did this before no
And I ain't never did this before no
And I ain't never did this before no
And I ain't never did this before no
I ain't never did this before no
And I ain't never did this before no
And I ain't never did this before no

Psalmistproject:
Since there are no jobs, can anyone hit me up let's partner and create a reality show with at least N100million award

What're you bringing to the table?

Offpointng:
When you bring into a communion two sledge hammer with a bricks of sack clothing, the souvenir of humility cannot be undertaken in a vehicle of nuisance constitution. But when you do all things just to shake the media atmosphere, the rain of money might just be hidden at the back of a mango leaf whose skeleton project maturity

Flesh and blood did not reveal this to you
More kudos to your bravadobobility

RPirez:
The OP must be Igbo with the chest-beating tone of this write-up.

Referring to an employee of her's as "my worker". Arrogant mofo!

In one breadth you're stereotypical, in another you're insultive!!!

So who fucking blew you in the parking lot huh?

Or why blame OP for the fact that you was dropped on your head as a baby?