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Celebrities / Re: Nigerians Mock Bobrisky As Cubana CP Was Granted 10M Bail Over Naira Abuse by efeski(m): 4:10pm On Apr 17
Hmmm
All Animals are equal but some are more equal than others #AnimalFarrm

Big Brother is Watching #1984
Celebrities / Re: Cubana Chief Priest Arrives Court For Arraignment Over Naira Abuse by efeski(m): 10:32am On Apr 17
immortalcrown:
He probably did it purposely to be arrested so that he can achieve one thing or the other. These people people operate with unbelievable strategies.

Stop being silly

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Politics / Re: "We Are Ready To Negotiate": Bandits Send "Save Our Soul" Message To Gov Dauda by efeski(m): 10:24pm On Mar 16
Namaster:
The Red Wedding comes to mind.

Their representative should be invited and buttered like toast bread with promises of amnesty, scholarships and sponsorships. In fact, promise to throw an event to celebrate the dawn of peace.

But every bandit in the gang must be present at the ceremony to receive their share of the dividends of the peace treaty.

Then have them surrounded and gunned down at the ceremony.


Then rain fire on dem bombludclots while playing the Rains of Castermere

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Politics / Re: Gunmen Abduct 30 Women Escorting Newlywed Bride In Katsina by efeski(m): 11:00pm On Feb 03
E Don Cast !!!
Politics / Re: Terrorism/kidnapping: Influential Northern Senator Under Watch by efeski(m): 10:39pm On Feb 03
"While an influential Islamic scholar can be said to be in bed with suspected terrorists, this high-profile Nigerian is in marriage with the bandits, and you know what that means"


Rhetorics rhetorics rhetorics

Name, shame and hang the damn man for chrissakes
Crime / Re: SA Man Kills His Colleague, Removes His Intestines & Takes Selfies (Graphic Pix) by efeski(m): 8:29pm On Nov 11, 2023
masterfactor:
South Africa is something else, let the south Africa be divided into two, let the white stay alone and the barbaric black stay on their own.

Oscar Pistorious is a white South African
He murdered his then girlfriend in cold blood
Some would consider the manner in which he carried out the act barbaric

So wtf are you saying about the blacks ?

Do you know the atrocities committed by the whites during the apartheid era?

Emancipate yourself from mental slavery brother

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Crime / Re: Four Men Charged Over Theft Of £4.8m Gold Toilet From Blenheim Palace (Photo) by efeski(m): 9:51pm On Nov 08, 2023
FreeStuffsNG:


Hmmm. Now I see why anyone will sleep with a human corpse or animal carcass, you see 'money' not the putrid unsightly decaying corpse.
What a weird , cringeworthy, beastly reasoning. Smh


Apples and Oranges bro
Celebrities / Re: I’m Open To Getting Married To Soma -- Angel Of Bb9ja Housemate(pics,vid) by efeski(m): 7:12am On Oct 03, 2023
Guyman01:
I hope the guy is not trying to convert to wife a girl that the community is using to cure Konji?

Na so dem use your mama cure konji before your papa marry her? Abi you get evidence of your claim make you show us.
Anuofia
Politics / Re: EFCC Secures Arrest Warrant For Diezani Madueke As Extradition Proceedings Begin by efeski(m): 7:05am On Oct 03, 2023
MeaslesMumpsRub:
She is being marginalized just because she is Igbo, same way Ike Ekweremadu is also being marginalized in the UK.

Another victim of Stockholm syndrome spotted

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Food / Re: The 11 Pieces Of Ripe Plantains I Bought #500 by efeski(m): 6:06pm On Sep 28, 2023
benuejosh:
I ate so much plantain and Banana while i was in Ekiti State. This was because i bought them very cheap. I bought a bunch of Banana for N250.00 and it was so big. God bless Mummy Nifesimi. The woman just the give me bananas so much.

You came late to the party bro
In my university days @ ile ife circa 2008 a bunch of bananas sold for 50 bucks on the average
Good looking, fresh and sweet as hell
Romance / Re: Truth You Learnt As An Adult by efeski(m): 11:00am On Sep 24, 2023
More often than not Adulthood issa scam

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Crime / Re: Money Ritual: Police Nab Five In Possession Of Human Skull In Niger by efeski(m): 9:56am On Sep 23, 2023
clinician2x:


How did u wake up this morning to start talking nonsense

Apparently the joke's lost on you
Find it and find piss
Crime / Re: Money Ritual: Police Nab Five In Possession Of Human Skull In Niger by efeski(m): 7:42am On Sep 23, 2023
Odogwujayy:
On a more serious note, how does human skulls aid in money rituals. Whoever thought about this in the first place must be an OLODO. Like wtf 😒

In all skulls There is a homing beacon in the pre frontal lobe that precipitates the condensation in the mother lode of the server room in the minting press at Antananarivo where Nigeria money is printed.
This in turn activates the photosynthetic bulimia and balabous pulp fiction in cbn headquarters in the kadastral zone.
When this is achieved the brain matter is frackked through a distillation process in the shrine of all babalawos to inform the client that the server end has been lugubriosed.
The front end in the solicitor's wardrobe is then coded to await receipt of the funds when transferred but in most cases there is a long ubiquitous soliloquy and eventual filibuster that causes precedes an explanation without ebidence.
If in doubt ask the lazy youths for more clarification.
Thanks and doxology

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Celebrities / Re: Nurse Who Treated Mohbad Arrested – Iyabo Ojo by efeski(m): 5:57am On Sep 22, 2023
EmirofAfonjaz:
Thank God the Nurse is not IGBO.

But 25 died in shagamu, why didnt Iyabo Ojo talk?

See how worthless these people are...they have deaths that are important than others?

useless cLout chasers..spits

Na wah..


Must everything have a tribal coloration?
Have you condenmed UGM for the killings happening in the east or you belong to the school of thought saying it's a DSS,FG and Fulani conspiracy?

Bloody bigot

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Travel / Re: FRSC Official Crushed By A Moving Tanker While Chasing Bus Driver (graphic Pic) by efeski(m): 8:43pm On Sep 17, 2023
Sonofgod1990:
Nice one

Hmmmmm where's your empathy
It's better you scroll past than exhibit such bile and unnecessary hatred
Romance / Re: I Bruised This Girl’s Ego So Badly. by efeski(m): 10:19am On Sep 11, 2023
MikeofKd:
I had this girl visit me some weeks back, we are long time friends. She came and we gisted and vibed but at some point she started giving me massive and heavy sexual green lights.

I did like I didn’t understand any of those her sexual tactics until she grew tired and left lol. I realized after dat day she ignored my messages and calls. Not surprised.

In As much as I love sex ,I’m also very cautious of who I sleep with , some women would destroy your whole life through sex , dis one isn’t Nigerian movie it’s ducking real . If you share your body with just any woman as a man then your seriously doomed.

Cause normally why would a woman be pissed dat I refused to sleep with her , if she didn’t have diabolic motives ? It’s crushed her ego and she felt bad. Her seduction couldn’t work on me lol cause I sensed her evil intentions.

So ladies why do y’all get mad when a man refuses to sleep with you ?? I mean u should be happy u meet such kinda men cause they are usually very rare, but y’all get mad instead why

File Photo (for illustration)

Good job bro
But just curious...
How old are you ?
Crime / Re: Poor Living Conditions At A Nigerian Prison (Video, Photos) by efeski(m): 6:37pm On Sep 05, 2023
Think9ja:
It's part of the punishment for their crimes. You want them to live like Kings?

If they finish serving their jail term, they wouldn't want to do anything that will take them back there, so it's good for them


The natural reaction to this your statement should be anger.
But on a second thought I feel pity. (Unless you're being sarcastic that is)
Aside that, then I guess you dont know any better hence your position.
Anyways

If you must know, the fact that you cant enjoy constant electricity in 2023 invariably means your country is punishing you.
What crime did you commit.
Being a nigerian.
So those guys in jai in such degrading conditionsl have it this bad cos they're Nigerians in the Nigerian prison system.
It's got nothing to do with part of the punishment like you claimed .

May God save us from bad leaders and citizens with such a mentality as you possess
Education / Re: Mention That Topic In Mathematics, That You Still Do Not Understand. by efeski(m): 9:52am On Sep 05, 2023
Simultaneous Equations
Politics / Re: 4 Victims Of Kaduna Mosque Attack Left Behind 61 Orphans, Widows by efeski(m): 1:48pm On Sep 04, 2023
Zonefree:







Nawao

In Fela's voice

Na the born born, naim de sweet dem pass (×2)
Oya ooo, born born OYA (×2)

#DoubleWahalaForDeadbody
Politics / Re: Obaseki/shaibu Rift: Deputy Gov To Get New Office Outside Govt House Next Week by efeski(m): 5:23pm On Sep 02, 2023
Unnecessary pride and ego trips
Politics / Re: Niger Junta Orders Police To Evict French Ambassador by efeski(m): 11:11pm On Aug 31, 2023
rintileri:
Wicked Frenchs stealing from Africans


Point of correction
Its frenchies not frenchs
grin
Crime / Re: Police Parade Suspects Arrested At Gay Wedding Ceremony In Delta State by efeski(m): 6:13pm On Aug 29, 2023
UnfairLife7:
I don't believe in ear say bro.

Your cup of tea
Crime / Re: Police Parade Suspects Arrested At Gay Wedding Ceremony In Delta State by efeski(m): 1:42pm On Aug 29, 2023
UnfairLife7:
How do you know many politicians and influential people are gay? Better stop listening to hear say

Wake up and smell the coffee bro
Politics / Re: Ministerial Appointment, a continuation of My NYSC programme - Musawa by efeski(m): 9:12am On Aug 28, 2023
agabusta:


Read this highlighted part of your statement properly and digest it.

According to the law its the age at the TIME of graduation that matters. Not current time.

The law has a lacuna on those eligible and did not serve at the right time. In the absence of a clear cut provision for this circumstance, it infers that they can present themselves for service at whatever age.


Simply apply the mischief rule of statutes of interpretation of laws.
No need for plenty talk.
Politics / Re: Mahdi Shehu Discovers Illegal Gold Mining Site Owned By Ex-Governor In Zamfara by efeski(m): 10:25pm On Aug 27, 2023
olisaEze:
No one is stealing from us, we are the ones stealing from ourselves! In the past 15 months Nigeria has exported gold amounting to $78 billion but our crude oil exports in the whole of 2022 was $46 billion. This $78 billion came from exporting a little over 2000 ounces of gold from an estimated 300 million ounce reserve. But the public is made to believe that their economy can only be determined by crude exports! undecided

Pls kindly share the source of this claim.
Thanks in anticipation

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