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Nigeria is a funny place .

Firstly, If you ban preaching in busses then I suggest you also ban morning calls to prayer by musilms (Adhan)

Secondly if you can't preach in airplanes then you should not also be able to preach in busses.

Thirdly I was once accused of being a heretic and demon possessed for confronting a female preacher who preached from Ojota to the the outskirts of Ore on a trip from Lagos and only stopped upon my confrontation.
I asked her if she'd preach if we were in an airplane

Someone just got the head of their life

Old age issa beesh

I don't stop for those phuckers

Gustavo Frings
Jesse Pinkman
Heisenberg

#Br³⁵Ba⁵⁶

With such exhibition then little wonder why the children chose not to remember him

Get a room already

Rapmoney:
6. Jerry Amilo and Ejike Asiegbu in the 90s.

Ava Ava Sador

Validated:
Words on marble there.

No words on marble there
PHIL 101
Syllogism and Logic
With a splash of AI to the rescue




The statement contains several logical fallacies and questionable assumptions, depending on how it is interpreted. Here are the main ones:

No True Scotsman Fallacy (most prominent)

The claim "A Christian doesn't steal. Anyone who steals or commits sin willingly is not a Christian" changes the definition of "Christian" to exclude anyone who behaves contrary to the speaker's standard.

This is a classic No True Scotsman argument:

"No true Christian steals."

"But this baptized Christian stole."

"Then they weren't really a Christian."

It protects the claim from counterexamples by redefining the category.

False Dichotomy (False Either–Or)

The assertion "You can't be both, you can only be one" presents only two mutually exclusive options without acknowledging that the terms may refer to different categories.

For example, "Jew" can refer to ethnic heritage, religious identity, or both, while "Christian" refers to religious affiliation. A person can be ethnically Jewish and religiously Christian, so the categories are not always mutually exclusive.

Equivocation

The argument appears to shift between different meanings of "Jew" (ethnic vs. religious) and "Christian" (identity vs. moral conduct), which can create confusion and make the conclusion appear stronger than it is.

Begging the Question (Circular Reasoning)

If the underlying premise is "Christians do not willingly sin because true Christians do not willingly sin," then the conclusion is essentially assumed in the premise rather than demonstrated.


T for Fenks

ebubeson:
When you accept Jesus and become born again, all the sins you have ever committed are forgiven, your name is written in the book of life and you are heading to heaven.

Why restitution? There are people you may have stolen from, falsely accused, hurt so much etc. If as a born again Christian the HolySpirit reminds you to return a stolen property or money, to apologize to someone etc, then you have to make such restitution and do it, else if you don't, you are in disobedience and disobedience is sin. This kind of disobedience can only be remedied by repentance and restitution.

Lesson: Disobeying the HolySpirit not to do restitution will send you to hell fire.

Plix if za Spiwit also nudges you to do the time, having done the crime (after restitution) do not hesitate to yield
T 4 Fanks

When such as scenario is cited as a reason why this so called concept of Repentant Bandit is Dead of Arrival they will make excuses that it is an isolated incident.

#TheOnlyGoodTerroristIsADeadTerrorist

Jump to the 4:47 mark in the playback
You'll hear something that's either gonna make you laugh or shake your head in pity or both.

Just imagine the condition of those two barrels

A 3 mins 40 seconds video and content creator used a whopping 3 mins 18 seconds to describe and analyse the said content. Before allowing viewer to listen to the subject marram.

It's well

Normanorum Liberas Nos Domine

Nurture it for a month to regain its strength and release it to the wild
Birds of Prey as such as the Eagle are not meant to be caged.
This is a plea

We are not interested in what has happened in the past.

This right here is why excessive looting corruption keeps thriving in Nigeria
Offenders are not brought to book to set precedence for future looters.
It's in this same country under the OBJ administration that two ships got missing from a dockyard. Yeah you read that right.
Yet nothing was done so so surprises here

#PowerShow
#Fela
Naija for Show

L1TTLE:
Theres this girl i am getting along with, we had a connection so I thought cuz everything was easy, she likes talking to me, she gave me her number without me asking for it, we got along very easily like I've known her for long.

I had the feeling that things are getting serious so I i asked her if she's single before I waste my time, lo and behold she's not, I then asked her what's the purpose of all this then? She then shamelessly said we can be besties, I i told her point blank with disgust that I don't need a bestie, someone she can be billing while her boyfriend stays wherever he is, boyfriend duties but you're the besty, naso this girl vex and started saying everything has changed simply because she told me she's in a relationship.

What was once a delightful interaction is now resentment, we don't talk again sef.

Good riddance

Roseodd:
Should I use my 7 million to buy mini bus or I should buy Treasury bill please
I need urgent advice please

Visit your nearest UBA branch

Ask for the MONEY MARKET Desk

5M yields about 65k in two months

Globus Bank on the other hand has a similar service that' yields 48k monthly with an investment of 7M.

NB
Do this if you got loose change to spare

If u have a lawyer friend that loves small trouble then contact him/her to write either/or both banks on your behalf (pro bono).
These fuckers need to be taught lessons.
Na so dem do me during covid era
I got debited
Transaction failed on pos terminal
Banks weren't working
I wrote emails
Spent monies on calling customer care
No level after almost 2 weeks
Had to call out gtb on Facebook and got the issue resolved within 48hrs

Love800:
What's the difference between sativa and crack?

Google is your friend

The common error most commenters here are making is thinking the weed being referred to by Zamani is your regular sativa sold in parks and garages and neighborhood zangas.

Loud is a strain of weed indica and is probably what dude is referring to.

But hey what do I know

Sangoamadioha1:
That is approximately 156,000 Naira per day for common igbo. This is pure exaggeration.
Wetin, you wan high pass the most high😏

No exaggeration there
Circa 2017 I and a buddy of mine was purchasing an ounce of loud 120k from a dealer @ Osapa London
With Conservative usage it usually lasted about a month and by conservative I mean lacing it with sk to amplify it (quantitywise), smoking twice a day - morning and night, being stingy to other smoke buddies etc etc.
That said , rhe average pothead would run through that same ounce in a week or 5 days tops and if you really wanna do quality weed then trust me the money na less.

It's official
I don old

I've heard the name Yhemolee based on one or two but if he stands in front of me today I won't be able to identify him.
The rest I'm just hearing of reading this.

Benwallt:
Many of you just talk like dvndees. Are CCTVs connected to police station? It captures events for later review anywhere in the world.

You can make your point without resorting to harsh words bordering on insults.
The issue is whether or not our police stations are adequately equipped with data bases to cross reference / match faces/profiles captured on the CCTV footages during the so called later review you're touting.
Anything short of that is actually tantamount to home video.

wman:
You didn't mention the RAM or internal storage size?

Exactly what I was hoping to see

Racoon:
Perhaps you are now learning the APC shameless pattern of lying. Remember you were not the only one that signed the Aburi Accord. So prevaricating with the truth will only continue to hunt and hurt the soul.

There are some respect and honour that comes some more with old age. But as for Gowon, this is not to be. It is more honourable to keep quiet than to be this mischievous thereby rubbishing your supposed graceful old age sir

You're being modest to say he's being mischievous
There's no mischief there
Just plain stupidity.
Very shameful statement coming from someone of his age