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Jokes EtcThis Dragon Is Scary by EFULEFU1(op): 2:15pm On Jan 26
It is just swallowing people up and dan


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVeYQyGejMQ?feature=shared


Make I shift go one side fast
Jokes EtcI Am Too Wise, See The Reason by EFULEFU1(op): 6:11pm On Dec 29, 2025
I went to a barbing salon to shave my bears and the guy said his charge is #500 so as a wise and stingy man that I am, I brought the #500 and buy shaving bick 200 and have a balance of #300
Do you know that I have used it for over 4 months now and it's still very ok 👏

RomanceIs She Mine? by EFULEFU1(op): 5:09pm On Dec 28, 2025
She is my crush
I proposed love but she said she was dating

But she once visited me though nothing happened. She often refers to me as a fine boy. I recently asked her to meet me and she said one of these holidays.

Does she like me?
Jokes EtcThe Mad Cow (deleting Soon) by EFULEFU1(op): 10:09am On Dec 13, 2025
if you eat a mad cow, will it affect your health?

If you can bring my Christmas cow down, I will gift you the horns

RomanceRe: Any Fulani Cattle Rearer Here For Help? by EFULEFU1(op): 10:05am On Dec 13, 2025
And quick one: if you eat a mad cow, will it affect your health?
RomanceAny Fulani Cattle Rearer Here For Help? by EFULEFU1(op):
My fiancee is back from Russia for Christmas
She gave me money to buy cow for Christmas
The cow has climbed to the roof top and barking very loud
Please how can we kill it there or bring it down?

Very very urgent please
Advise if you are Fulani or you studied animal husbandary at uniben

Thank you

And quick one: if you eat a mad cow, will it affect your health?

RomanceWhat's The Meaning Of This Dream? by EFULEFU1(op): 3:17pm On Oct 11, 2025
This recurring dream?

Anytime I fornicate, I see this dream. Please what's the meaning? Check the dream in the picture

RomanceI Want Genuine Love, I Don't Want A Woman Who Will Love Me Because Of My Wealth by EFULEFU1(op): 8:41pm On Sep 25, 2025
I am still searching for through love
I arm hansing and ritch so woman's are chasing me bat I want through love
I have so much electronics in my room as you all can sea.

Please please please
Only through love
You must be between 18 and 21

Please please please

RomanceRe: Women Are Dying For Me Because I Am Too Handsome (my Pic To Be Deleted Soon) by EFULEFU1(op): 7:34pm On Sep 24, 2025
Ibkay32:
Head boy is that you?
Hi there you angry
RomanceRe: Women Are Dying For Me Because I Am Too Handsome (my Pic To Be Deleted Soon) by EFULEFU1(op): 5:10pm On Sep 24, 2025
T0BY:
Hope say you get money o.. no be by cho cho cho.. this your head nah one in town
yes.

Mine

Money money money
I arm richness very richness
RomanceWomen Are Dying For Me Because I Am Too Handsome (my Pic To Be Deleted Soon) by EFULEFU1(op): 2:52pm On Sep 24, 2025
Ladies in my hood are disturbing me with lots of love proposals because they love me but I don't give in to them. Some say they want to have childrens with me but I am not agree

Please don't save my picture on your phone to masturbation with it o

Deleting soon

SportsNobody Should Lose Hope, Nigeria Will Still Qualify, See How by EFULEFU1(op): 8:19am On Sep 10, 2025
Nigeria will win her last two matches and take us to 17

South Africa will lose their last two matches and get 3 points deduction , bringing them to 14, we will win with more goals so beat benin on goal aggregate

Rejoice
SportsRe: Nigeria Cannot Qualify For The 2026 World Cup by EFULEFU1(m): 8:17am On Sep 10, 2025
Nigeria will qualify
SportsRe: Can Nigeria Still Qualify? by EFULEFU1(op): 11:06pm On Sep 09, 2025
Nbote:
Lolzzz... Even if South Africa lose their remaining matches, will Rwanda lose too?? Let's now remove our brains and assume we finish second, will our points total be equal to or more than those of pther teams in second place? Currently we are not even in the top 10 of 2nd placed teams
We dey
We are about the 6th best second placed team check
SportsCan Nigeria Still Qualify? by EFULEFU1(op): 7:52pm On Sep 09, 2025
What and how can Nigeria still qualify after this draw? If we win the last two matches, we go con get 17 points, if South Africa loses the remaining two matches, Nigeria will qualify
RomanceRe: What Will You Do? (MEN ALONE) by EFULEFU1(op): 3:15pm On Sep 06, 2025
lordm:
See your name is working for you.

Better start thinking about things that will better your life
By this I know that you will accept such a proposal. You are number 1
RomanceWhat Will You Do? (MEN ALONE) by EFULEFU1(op): 3:04pm On Sep 06, 2025
A fellow man offers to marry you and gives you 1 million US dollars. As a man, will you agree to marry your fellow man because of 1 million USD?

Why?
SportsWho Be This Player? (photo) by EFULEFU1(op): 8:15pm On Aug 17, 2025
Abeg, who be this one wey bi like e get belle?
Na striker be this won?

Christianity EtcEvolution Or Creation? Find Shocking Evidence by EFULEFU1(op): 11:43am On Jun 20, 2025
The development of babies in the womb is something that could not have occurred over gradual steps as evolutionists would expect. Think about these facts....

-The development of a baby requires thousands of genes to activate in precise order.

-Gene expression changes at exact time intervals during fetal growth

-The body forms three germ layers which differentiate into specific organ systems. If one layer fails, development fails completely

-Limb development depends on morphogen gradients and HOX gene timing. Improper HOX gene activation leads to missing or extra limbs

-Neural crest cells must migrate at the right time and place to form facial structure

-Blood vessels spout using chemical cues and spatial awareness. If timing is off, tissues die from lack of blood supply

-Axons of neurons find their targets via molecular guidance systems. Any missed connection results in non-functioning nerves

-Retinal neurons connect in reverse with the brain compensating. Impossible to evolve gradually

-Lungs inflate for the first time at birth and must be fully prepared in the womb

-Embryonic development uses apoptosis to shape the hands and finger development. *THE BALANCE BETWEEN CELL GROWTH AND APOPTOSIS MUST BE EXACT OR CANCER CAN RESULT.*

-After birth, hemoglobin type switches via gene activation - must be timed precisely

-Circulatory changes (closing shunts and ducts) happen minutes after birth. Any delay leads to oxygen starvation or death

-Organs rotate and shift during growth (eg. intestines) and must be programmed precisely

-The heart tube rotates and folds before becoming a four-chambered heart

-Birth requires a hormone cascade from baby and mother. Gradual steps don't work here

-Fetal blood uses a different type of hemoglobin with higher oxygen affinity

And much more! God timed you perfectly from the beginning.

RomanceRe: Something Funny A Lady Told Me On Whatsapp by EFULEFU1(op): 12:24pm On May 28, 2025
BlackyOne:
She be nurse with small touch of olosho work.

Just tell her to bring condoms too
I no dey interested
Christianity EtcWhich Church/organization Comes To Mind? by EFULEFU1(op): 11:18am On May 28, 2025
Study the following scriptures and guess the church which is spoken about here:

2 Timothy 3:6-8
[6]For of this sort are those who creep into households and make captives of gullible women loaded down with sins, led away by various lusts,
[7]always learning and never able to come to the knowledge of the truth.
[8]Now as Jannes and Jambres resisted Moses, so do these also resist the truth: men of corrupt minds, disapproved concerning the faith;

U SEE AM? grin

Click like if you see am cheesy grin grin

Na dem grin grin grin grin

Lock your door when you see them grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: JW 039 In The Name Of The Father And Of The Son Of The And Holy Spirit. by EFULEFU1(m): 11:15am On May 28, 2025
MaxInDHouse:
NO!
Jesus sent his disciples out to go and meet neighbors in their homes:

“Into whatever city or village you enter, search out who in it is deserving, and stay there until you leave. When you enter the house, greet the household. If the house is deserving, let the peace you wish it come upon it; but if it is not deserving, let the peace from you return upon you. Wherever anyone does not receive you or listen to your words, on going out of that house or that city, shake the dust off your feet. Truly I say to you, it will be more endurable for the land of Sodʹom and Go·morʹrah on Judgment Day than for that city" Matthew 10:11-15

So do you know any global network of preachers and teachers who visits their neighbors at home like Jesus commanded?
2 Timothy 3:6-8
[6]For of this sort are those who creep into households and make captives of gullible women loaded down with sins, led away by various lusts,
[7] always learning and never able to come to the knowledge of the truth.
[8]Now as Jannes and Jambres resisted Moses, so do these also resist the truth: men of corrupt minds, disapproved concerning the faith;
Christianity EtcRe: JW 039 In The Name Of The Father And Of The Son Of The And Holy Spirit. by EFULEFU1(m): 11:12am On May 28, 2025
MaxInDHouse:
Can you present an active organization of zealously preachers and industriously teachers of God's Kingdom throughout the world today whose members are only baptized in Jesus name alone? smiley
Typical Pharisee stance
RomanceRe: Wetin Be This ?? by EFULEFU1(op): 10:57am On May 28, 2025
muyico:
bring down this post?? U sound childish
Why
RomanceRe: Wetin Be This ?? by EFULEFU1(op): 10:50am On May 28, 2025
muyico:
Range it btwn ??
Are you okay?
RomanceRe: Wetin Be This ?? by EFULEFU1(op): 10:41am On May 28, 2025
muyico:
Ur ages?
Ah
RomanceRe: Wetin Be This ?? by EFULEFU1(op): 10:32am On May 28, 2025
Celestialsword:
how old are you
Why
RomanceRe: Something Funny A Lady Told Me On Whatsapp by EFULEFU1(op): 10:18am On May 28, 2025
Foodqueen:
U are no longer interested cos you are afraid of been tested.
I no even serious from beginning. I just dey catch cruise with am. Even now sef, if I wan run am, I fit still knack without that test.

I fear God
RomanceWetin Be This ?? by EFULEFU1(op): 10:10am On May 28, 2025
I get dis female friend wey we dey friends for Facebook, na my mate for university. Every day, she dey poke me for Facebook, and I dey think say maybe she like me or wetin she want. I take her number, send her message, and she dey call me "bro" every time. But she still dey poke me every day for Facebook, and I no sabi wetin she dey try do. You sabi?
RomanceRe: Something Funny A Lady Told Me On Whatsapp by EFULEFU1(op): 10:06am On May 28, 2025
Baronthecelebri:
Are you afraid
grin grin

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