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Romance › What Is The Meaning Of She Says This? by EFULEFU1(op): 2:02pm On Feb 03, 2023
You are with a woman romancing and she tells you, "go and wash your hands and come."

What is she implying
Romance › Propose Love To A Nairalander In A Legal Language by EFULEFU1(op): 7:27pm On Feb 01, 2023
Me, proposing love to @Preciousgirl

*Clears Throat*

Me: Hiiiii, my sexy learned damsel. I am lawfully enthused about your antagonistical egoes, ergo, I occasion fresh felicitations to incubate into your cardiovascular regiment. I personally would advertently shall better-half you for a gratificatious algorithmic emotional catharsis.

Court rise kiss
Romance › Re: I Opted For These Plastic Chairs But She Said They Are Cheap by EFULEFU1(m): 7:15pm On Feb 01, 2023
BUSHYANUS:
We are marrying soon
I have paid for this plastic chair but she said they are cheap, what do I do?
Did you have to bring my leg here?
Romance › Re: I Opted For These Plastic Chairs But She Said They Are Cheap by EFULEFU1(m): 7:14pm On Feb 01, 2023
Madman sad
Romance › Co Tenant Acting Strange by EFULEFU1(op): 5:25pm On Jan 22, 2023
This lady co tenant is been acting strange

The least thing, she records me with her phone

Can I report her
Romance › Re: My Boss Finally Proposed Love To Me by EFULEFU1(m): 5:23pm On Jan 22, 2023
Houseofglam7:
You clearly are obsessed with your boss… the opportunity presents itself and you’d bang him.
GTFOH
Gbam
Romance › I Am Having Murder Thoughts by EFULEFU1(op): 11:21am On Jan 20, 2023
There is this beautiful neighbor I am eyeing
I approached her and she said I am not her class.

Now I feel like murdering her.

Please advise me embarassed
Romance › Re: If A Lady Tells You This, Could She Be Interested In You? by EFULEFU1(m): 3:49pm On Jan 15, 2023
HltSong:
grin grin grin grin

Make I find you dey hide to collect olosho number again cause na them Sabi look your fugly face. grin grin grin

Brothel br0ke d0g. cheesy
undecided
Romance › Re: If A Lady Tells You This, Could She Be Interested In You? by EFULEFU1(m): 11:44am On Jan 15, 2023
Give me her number
Romance › Re: If A Lady Tells You This, Could She Be Interested In You? by EFULEFU1(m): 9:15pm On Jan 14, 2023
How old are you
Romance › She Is Killing Me With Financial Demands by EFULEFU1(op): 6:59pm On Jan 14, 2023
I love her so much but she is draining me
I send her Momo everyday, yet she is not content. I have caught her before with a man as old as her father, yet I had to apologise to her before we could get back together
Currently, I have taken a huge loan from the bank for her which I am still repaying yet , she has password on her phone. I beg before I can even touch her.

I love her Soo much, what can I do for her to love me back?
Romance › Re: If A Lady Tells You This, Could She Be Interested In You? by EFULEFU1(m): 6:55pm On Jan 14, 2023
Foolishj man,


Get a life angry
Romance › Re: Women And Hypocrisy by EFULEFU1(op): 6:17pm On Dec 24, 2022
She has eaten the eyes
This girl is dangerous
Romance › Women And Hypocrisy by EFULEFU1(op): 6:12pm On Dec 24, 2022
A few hours she said I shouldn't kill the fowl since it was very sick
Now as I killed it and prepared pepper soup with it, she said she wants the thighs
But I have given her the Head
She is still here ranting
I will kee somebody s daughter oo

I don't joke with Christmas fowl angry
Romance › Re: Any Veterinarian Here? by EFULEFU1(op): 3:56pm On Dec 24, 2022
habsydiamond:
Make I no talk too much.... before I change my mind u better quickly put water for fire, carry knife go kill the thing b4 e go die... na good meat u want make e waste abi.... u can't be infected ooo
Aw I am grateful

He die before nkor
Romance › Any Veterinarian Here? by EFULEFU1(op): 2:20pm On Dec 24, 2022
Please
Will I get infected if I eat a sick fowl?

My fiancee is asking me to throw away a sick fowl when we can use it for Christmas
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Satan Able To Make Some Women Conceive Babies? by EFULEFU1(m): 9:49pm On Nov 29, 2022
Bluntguy:
If the gift of God makes rich and adds no sorrow then there is the gift of Satan. Their babies are demons.
any evidence?
Romance › She Said No To His Proposal, But Why? (photo) by EFULEFU1(op): 11:00am On Nov 27, 2022
My friend surprised this local girl with a lovely proposal technique, but she said no.
This girl has spoil her chance

Chai embarassed

See her

Romance › My Ex Gifted Me This Egg by EFULEFU1(op): 6:35pm On Aug 14, 2022
Should I eat it? undecided

Romance › Can U Kiss This One For 10 000 Dollars? by EFULEFU1(op): 6:42pm On Jul 31, 2022
Deep kiss him for 10, 000 USD
Deal or no deal?

Romance › It's My Birthday Tommorow,. How Do U Rate My Swag? by EFULEFU1(op): 7:27pm On Jul 29, 2022
I am +1

Romance › Women Won't Let Me Be by EFULEFU1(op): 5:15pm On Jul 24, 2022
Ever since I had this new job
Women have have been chasing me like flies
Please advise me
Romance › Hmmmmm by EFULEFU1(op): 5:39pm On Jul 23, 2022
Hmmmmm





Thank you embarassed
Romance › You Visit Your Fiance For The First Time And You See This House (photo) by EFULEFU1(op): 9:52am On May 24, 2022
Will you enter the house or not?

Romance › Re: I Realized She Is Married by EFULEFU1(op): 6:09pm On May 22, 2022
Southernigbo:
And she's been cooking for u and doing tdb with u?
Only once
Romance › Re: I Realized She Is Married by EFULEFU1(op): 2:46pm On May 22, 2022
mariahAngel:
How come you didn't know she was married?
She never looked married
And she never told me
Romance › I Realized She Is Married by EFULEFU1(op): 2:39pm On May 22, 2022
The lady I have been dating for the past four month s is married
I didn't know all this while
I am in a deep sheet
I am madly in love with her but I can't date a Married woman
Please how do I break free from this quaqmire
Romance › Women Are Like Footballers, Do You Agree? by EFULEFU1(op): 9:12pm On May 16, 2022
Women are like footballers.

Their value on the market depreciate with age

Do u agree?
Romance › What Is Happening Here? by EFULEFU1(op): 5:48pm On May 12, 2022
What are they doing?

Romance › Re: I Am Very Angry by EFULEFU1(op): 4:58pm On Apr 30, 2022
Kriss216:
Embrace 4.20.

If you're short of it and you're anywhere close to Kubwa, holla at candidlady. Na sure plug be that.
U sure?
Romance › I Am Very Angry by EFULEFU1(op): 4:23pm On Apr 30, 2022
How do I lose my anger instantly?

Thanks
Romance › My Fiancee Says She Loves Tall Fair Guys by EFULEFU1(op): 6:58pm On Apr 26, 2022
In an interaction with my fiancee this morning when we were taking our breakfast in bed, she confessed she loves tall and fair guys

And that, bowlegged guys disgust her

Meanwhile I am short and very very dark

With bowlegs

Please advise

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