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AgricultureI Sell Vulture And Vulture Eggs by EFULEFU1(op): 7:53pm On Jul 29, 2021
Any quantity of vulture eggs or vulture u get, kindly pm me

Thanks
RomanceRe: My Fiancee Says She Will Enema Me by EFULEFU1(op): 7:38pm On Jul 29, 2021
NaranyD:
What the Bleep is this? Guy pls protect your ass well.
Ah how
RomanceRe: My Fiancee Says She Will Enema Me by EFULEFU1(op): 7:27pm On Jul 29, 2021
OlayemiAshraf:
So you'll lay down and Allow her to put this thing in your rectum huh.... As old as you' are grin grin
I don't wanna lose her na embarassed
RomanceMy Fiancee Says She Will Enema Me by EFULEFU1(op): 7:22pm On Jul 29, 2021
Should I allow her enema me?
Can u enema your fiancee or fiance?
She is still pestering me with her intent to enema me
She says I fart too much

Please advise embarassed

RomanceRe: We Handsome Guys Are Suffering by EFULEFU1(op): 4:15pm On Jul 23, 2021
SmellySperm:
Yes we're really suffering.
You are not handsome, please
U need surgery sef undecided
RomanceWe Handsome Guys Are Suffering by EFULEFU1(op): 3:32pm On Jul 23, 2021
I don't know why
We handsome guys are suffering
Every woman wants to sleep with us
Why?
I think I am the most handsome on nairaland

RomanceRe: I Almost Got Killed By A Leopard. by EFULEFU1(m): 3:14pm On Jul 23, 2021
It is a grasscutter
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do Jehovah's Witnesses "Hate" Christian Songs But Sing Secular Songs? by EFULEFU1(m): 9:38pm On Jul 20, 2021
They Hate Jesus being praised
RomanceI Killed This Rat Who Was Hiding in My Fiancee's Room by EFULEFU1(op): 8:15pm On Jul 20, 2021
I killed it with my shoe
My girls say she no know say I dey brave like this
But this is small
I been killing bigger things
Supper is ready guys

RomanceYour Fiancee's Phone Fall Into This Pit by EFULEFU1(op): 8:08pm On Jul 13, 2021
Her phone falls into this pit and she says darling pick it for me

What will u say/do

RomanceRe: You Give Your Fiancee 2000 Naira For Supper And She Does This (photo) by EFULEFU1(op): 7:13pm On Jul 11, 2021
Maryjane001:
Ah ah...wetin u sef dey wait for?.
Me don ready sharp sharp...lol
Meet my people make we start
Come meet my parents and take the list embarassed
RomanceI Surprised My Fiancee With This But She Got Angry by EFULEFU1(op): 7:09pm On Jul 11, 2021
I decided to give my fiancee a surprise
With roasted corn
She wept and left angry
Now she has blocked all my numbers
Where did I go wrong? cry

In showing my love for her she rather vexed

Jokes EtcRe: Get Your Snake Eggs Her At A Discounted Price by EFULEFU1(m): 5:20pm On Jul 08, 2021
Flies away from thread shocked

PetsRe: How Do U Call This Insect In Your Dialect? by EFULEFU1(op): 5:17pm On Jul 08, 2021
They are often found on flowering citrus trees
PetsHow Do U Call This Insect In Your Dialect? by EFULEFU1(op): 5:17pm On Jul 08, 2021
cheesy

Any fond memories?
As kids we used to tie a rope round it's neck, provoke it to spin and fly whilst we hang on to it

It was fun

Share yours cheesy

RomanceRe: Elders, Is This True? by EFULEFU1(op): 5:14pm On Jul 08, 2021
PlayMaker14:
This compound fool has resume his stupid behavior.
Ya papa sad
RomanceElders, Is This True? by EFULEFU1(op): 5:04pm On Jul 08, 2021
Some people say if u kiss a woman in her menstrual period , u will get senior mouth odour AKA Halitosis

Please, is this true?

Help a brother embarassed
RomanceRe: Anytime I Chat A Girl Online, This Happens To Me by EFULEFU1(op): 8:56pm On Jul 07, 2021
Doja2000:
Even your grandma........!!? shocked

Guy, u need deliverance.
Why
RomanceRe: Anytime I Chat A Girl Online, This Happens To Me by EFULEFU1(op): 7:34pm On Jul 07, 2021
MITCHELL96:
grin grin cheesy You need to control yourself, imagine getting Hot when chatting with your own relative ? Bia boy! You need deliverance oo, because you might Bleep yourself up real soon undecided
Hmmm
RomanceAnytime I Chat A Girl Online, This Happens To Me by EFULEFU1(op): 7:28pm On Jul 07, 2021
Anytime I chat a girl online
My kpekus becomes hard
No matter the topic
This morning I was chatting my grandma and the same happened

Please advise
RomanceRe: You Give Your Fiancee 2000 Naira For Supper And She Does This (photo) by EFULEFU1(op): 4:19pm On Jul 05, 2021
Maryjane001:
2k is even too much for just supper.
I can cook rice and stew, egusi and garri, oha soup, and many others with 2k and change fit remain sef
I cook these foods and they can last for 2 days (just me and my brother)
Can I marry u
RomanceWhereabouts by EFULEFU1(op): 4:12pm On Jul 05, 2021
Please, where is my whereabout?
I can't find my whereabout
My wife is looking for my whereabout
So please where dey my whereabout? undecided
RomanceRe: You Give Your Fiancee 2000 Naira For Supper And She Does This (photo) by EFULEFU1(op): 3:39pm On Jul 05, 2021
Sundayolabode:
Rice 450
Pepper & tomatoes 200
Red oil 100
Maggi 20#
Fish or meat 1k
Malta Guinness to step down 200 naira
Total 1970
Can i Marry you embarassed
RomanceYou Give Your Fiancee 2000 Naira For Supper And She Does This (photo) by EFULEFU1(op): 1:26pm On Jul 04, 2021
What will u do?

After u gave her 2000 naira

RomanceShe Has Turned To A Cat by EFULEFU1(op): 4:34pm On Jul 03, 2021
My girlfriend visited me three days ago
After I returned from where, she is not around anymore
Moreover all her things are still in my room
Phone, purse, cloth

I checked on my banana and saw a strange cat and the cat Is singing love songs

Please is it her?

Please advise before I hurt myself embarassed

RomanceMy Neighbours Wife Brought Me This Food (pic) by EFULEFU1(op): 4:43pm On Jun 26, 2021
So this afternoon, I was there and heard a knock on my door

I went to check and it was my neighbours wife
She offered me the food in your shot and winked at me

And said I should not tell anyone
I am confused

Please advise me

RomanceMy Girl Is Cheating by EFULEFU1(op): 8:34pm On Jun 03, 2021
She came home this night from work and there were many lipstick prints in her dress

I am so disappointed in her

Mosdii, I need u embarassed
RomanceWhat Is Going On Here? [viewer Discretion] by EFULEFU1(op): 7:48pm On Jun 01, 2021
What is happening here?

Christianity EtcQuestion For Jehovah Witnesses Only by EFULEFU1(op): 4:34pm On Jun 01, 2021
Jehovah witnesses

What must I do to be Saved?

I need a simple answer from the Bible
No notes

Thanks
Christianity EtcRe: Jesus Is Teacher And Lord by EFULEFU1(op): 8:22am On May 20, 2021
MaxInDHouse:
While going about preaching what you can it's commendable than attacking a united family of peace loving worshipers who are doing great globally.
So worship your God in peace nobody will come to expose you, if you are not attacking anyone! smiley

Christianity EtcJesus Is Teacher And Lord by EFULEFU1(op): 7:08am On May 20, 2021
What does Lord mean?

John 13:13-14

[13] You call Me Teacher and Lord, and you say well, for so I am.

[14]If I then, your Lord and Teacher, have washed your feet, you also ought to wash one another’s feet.
Christianity EtcDid Manoah See God? by EFULEFU1(op): 11:00pm On May 19, 2021
Judges 13:17-23

[17]Then Manoah said to the Angel of the Lord, “What is Your name, that when Your words come to pass we may honor You?”

[18]And the Angel of the Lord said to him, “Why do you ask My name, seeing it is wonderful?”
[19]So Manoah took the young goat with the grain offering, and offered it upon the rock to the Lord. And He did a wondrous thing while Manoah and his wife looked on—
[20]it happened as the flame went up toward heaven from the altar—the Angel of the Lord ascended in the flame of the altar! When Manoah and his wife saw this, they fell on their faces to the ground.
[21]When the Angel of the Lord appeared no more to Manoah and his wife, then Manoah knew that He was the Angel of the Lord.
[22]And Manoah said to his wife, “We shall surely die, because we have seen God!”
[23]But his wife said to him, “If the Lord had desired to kill us, He would not have accepted a burnt offering and a grain offering from our hands, nor would He have shown us all these things, nor would He have told us such things as these at this time.”

Was this Angel of God , God Himself?

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