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Christianity EtcJesus Christ Knows All Things, Therefore He Is God Almighty. by EFULEFU1(op): 6:21am On Oct 15, 2021
John 16:29-31
[29]His disciples said to Him, “See, now You are speaking plainly, and using no figure of speech!
[30] Now we are sure that You know all things, and have no need that anyone should question You. By this we believe that You came forth from God.”
[31] Jesus answered them, “Do you now believe?

JESUS AFFIRMED IN VERSE 31 THAT HE INDEED KNOWS ALL THINGS. WHO ELSE KNOWS ALL THINGS APART FROM GOD ALMIGHTY?

I AWAIT YOUR ANSWER
SportsWhich Five African Countries Will Qualify For The World Cup? by EFULEFU1(op): 3:40pm On Oct 14, 2021
With a few matches to go,.which teams are u tipping to make it to Qatar from Africa?

Based on current form and character, these teams are likely to go:

1. Algeria
2. Morocco
3. Ivory Coast
4. Mali
5. Senegal

Based on my own wishes, I would love to see

1. Nigeria
2. Algeria
3. Cameroon
4. Ghana
5. Senegal

Drop yours
Romance10. Shocking Facts About Love, Must See by EFULEFU1(op): 8:54am On Oct 14, 2021
1. Did you know that love is in the heart

2. Did you know that when a lady says NO to a guy, it means she doesn't love him?

3. Did you know that when a man and a woman sleep naked in one bed, they will have sex?

4. Did you know that, when a man loves a woman he will fall in love with her?

5. Did you know that when a man thinks about a woman for a long time, it means he loves her?

6. Did you know that Ashawo people fall in love with their clients?

7. Did you know that, women also have sex?

8. Did you know that old women desire younger men?

9. Did you know that, men and women always think about sex?

10. Did you know that, you have read all these love facts?

Cc:

Lalasticlala
Mynd44
Buhari
Seun
Rohr
Infantino
Zukkerburg
Biden

Please move this to frontpage ASAP before I hurt myself embarassed embarassed
Christianity EtcWhy Did Jesus Use The Word ORPHAN In This Text? by EFULEFU1(op): 6:14am On Oct 13, 2021
John 14:18

I will not leave you orphans; I will come to you.

WHO IS AN ORPHAN?
AND WHAT WAS JESUS IMPLYING IN THIS TEXT?

THANKS
Christianity EtcWhy Did Jesus Call His Disciples Little Children? by EFULEFU1(op): 9:39pm On Oct 12, 2021
John 13:33
Little children, I shall be with you a little while longer. You will seek Me; and as I said to the Jews, ‘Where I am going, you cannot come,’ so now I say to you.


Why did Jesus, a 33 year old man call grown up men such as Simon Peter and Matthew Little Children?

Thanks for answering
RomanceRe: If U Were Me, What Will U Do? by EFULEFU1(op): 12:52pm On Oct 12, 2021
shawante:
Please don't behave like your monicker and do the needful.
What is the needful?
RomanceIf U Were Me, What Will U Do? by EFULEFU1(op): 12:31pm On Oct 12, 2021
My lady friend visited last night and had pass my night. I have never proposed love to her; we are strictly normal friends. Now,.she stripped nakedd and asked if it will worry me, but I said NO.

She joined me nakked in the bed.

If you were me, how would u react to this? Honest responses only
RomanceHe/she Proposed Marriage To Me Today, I Am Confused! by EFULEFU1(op): 8:32pm On Oct 08, 2021
My hermaphrodite fiancee proposed marriage to me today with a ring, and I am confused

Can a hermaphrodite bear children for me ?

Please help
RomanceThis Is Why He/she Slapped Me Today by EFULEFU1(op): 9:13pm On Oct 03, 2021
My hermaphrodite fiancee told me today that she wants to go and wash him/her hair.

I quickly rushed to town to get !her OMO and a bucket full of water; there and then he/she slapped me

Should I break up with him/her?

Thank you
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Interview Questions: Dumb Replies Only by EFULEFU1(m): 5:16pm On Oct 02, 2021
Preciousgirl:
You are at an interview and the Panel ask you:

1. Why Are You Here?

2. Why Should we Hire You?

3. Tell us about yourself?

4. What is your expected salary?

5. How soon will u start work?


DUMB and FUNNY REPLIES ONLY grin
1. And you too why are you here?

2. For your own security's sake

3. I am like your faaada

4. Gari and sugar

5. When Arsenal win trophy
RomanceRe: Her Mouth Smells Bad Always Wanna Kiss Me by EFULEFU1(op): 3:59pm On Oct 02, 2021
chatinent:
What Osogbo hunger cannot do doesn't exist.
angry angry angry angry angry angry
RomanceHer Mouth Smells Bad Always Wanna Kiss Me by EFULEFU1(op): 3:54pm On Oct 02, 2021
My hermaphrodite fiancees mouth stinks; it smells like pit latrine but he/she always wanna kiss me.
It is so disgusting
I don't wanna offend him/her too
How do I tell him/her that his/her mouth stinks ?

Ayam suffering here embarassed
RomanceRe: What Does She Mean By This? by EFULEFU1(m): 5:22pm On Oct 01, 2021
muller101:
You are on her pending list. All you need to do is subject her into forgone alternative.
Stop giving the ediat hope, the girl no dey love am, period! angry
RomanceRe: I Caught Her Doing This Nasty Thing (adults Only) by EFULEFU1(op): 5:17pm On Oct 01, 2021
dannyrhymes600:
Drop your number
Check your mail angry
RomanceRe: I Caught Her Doing This Nasty Thing (adults Only) by EFULEFU1(op): 3:34pm On Oct 01, 2021
dannyrhymes600:
The normal way nau

But as e be say your own babe get both Rao Rao and honey pot together nko, that's why I dey ask.
Hi me on Whatsapp angry
RomanceRe: I Caught Her Doing This Nasty Thing (adults Only) by EFULEFU1(op): 3:11pm On Oct 01, 2021
dannyrhymes600:
Guy abeg na how you and your girlfriend/boyfriend take dey kpanshed, abi na soapy una dey do
How u and your woman dey do your own?
RomanceRe: I Caught Her Doing This Nasty Thing (adults Only) by EFULEFU1(op): 3:01pm On Oct 01, 2021
dannyrhymes600:
I can't say.

It is spiritual
Chei embarassed
RomanceRe: I Caught Her Doing This Nasty Thing (adults Only) by EFULEFU1(op): 3:01pm On Oct 01, 2021
DaddyRochie1642:
Why do I have this strong feeling that you're in your Mid Fifties grin grin
I am in my mid thousands angry
RomanceRe: I Caught Her Doing This Nasty Thing (adults Only) by EFULEFU1(op): 2:58pm On Oct 01, 2021
dannyrhymes600:
I hope he/she doesn't forget to add broken bottle
What is it used for?
RomanceRe: I Caught Her Doing This Nasty Thing (adults Only) by EFULEFU1(op): 2:56pm On Oct 01, 2021
DaddyRochie1642:
Oga why are you aggressive, aggressive people usually have Thick Black Lips grin
I have them but I won't.kiss u angry
RomanceRe: I Caught Her Doing This Nasty Thing (adults Only) by EFULEFU1(op): 2:51pm On Oct 01, 2021
DaddyRochie1642:
Oga i want it to pepper you very well
Show me your location
RomanceRe: I Caught Her Doing This Nasty Thing (adults Only) by EFULEFU1(op): 2:48pm On Oct 01, 2021
DaddyRochie1642:
Oga to slap you dey hungry me
Why na?

U are very stoopid angry
RomanceI Caught Her Doing This Nasty Thing (adults Only) by EFULEFU1(op): 2:34pm On Oct 01, 2021
This my hermaphrodite fiancee did something nasty yesterday. She was at the kitchen preparing supper, I wanted to surprise her so I tiptoed and just as I got to to the door, I caught her pouring liquid soap into the soup she was preparing. I confronted her and he/she told me he/she adds liquid soap to every meal he/she prepares. I asked her why and he/she said it is spiritual and that she can't explain. Please, anyone has an idea why he/she is doing this? Thank u
RomanceRe: What Does She Mean By This? by EFULEFU1(m): 2:28pm On Oct 01, 2021
She doesn't love u, clear off ediatya sad
Christianity EtcMy Hermophrodite Girl Gave Me Gonorea by EFULEFU1(op): 11:24am On Sep 24, 2021
Few days after she/he screwed me I got gono
please, how do I cure it without going to hospital?
He/she is threatening to come and screw me again. Please help
Romance;;; by EFULEFU1(op): 5:54pm On Sep 22, 2021
Please, does bitter leaves cure ghonorhoea? embarassed
RomanceRe: Ladies Do You Find Guys With Baby Face Attractive by EFULEFU1(m): 3:01pm On Sep 21, 2021
See my baby face below

RomanceRe: 5 Things To Never Do For A Woman by EFULEFU1(m): 2:58pm On Sep 21, 2021
Never touch a woman embarassed
RomanceMy Hermophrodite Fiancee Is Doing This by EFULEFU1(op): 2:37pm On Sep 21, 2021
I discovered he/she is a hermaphrodite over the weekend and got me confused
After we yansh yesterday, he/she said if I break up with him/her , he/she will kill me with juju and that I have impregnated him/her
But I can't marry a half man with both penis and vajay
Please how do I escape from this shitt?
RomanceRe: The Lady I Intended Marrying Has This ... by EFULEFU1(op): 1:43pm On Sep 21, 2021
Ahmback:
Him/Her really loves you that is why he/she had to tell you. grin grin cheesy
How do u know?

Do u know him or her?
RomanceRe: The Lady I Intended Marrying Has This ... by EFULEFU1(op): 7:12pm On Sep 20, 2021
slimjohn2k5:
Marry her or him

RomanceThe Lady I Intended Marrying Has This ... by EFULEFU1(op): 7:05pm On Sep 20, 2021
The lady I was planning to marry has both organs
A hermaphrodite
I saw it over the weekend and she/he confided in me that she/he has both organs
But I still love him/her
Please advise me

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