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MZrapper:

Mama Yo. ✌

TemitopeJnr:
Hahahaha
I am literally rolling on the floor laughing sir.

Thanks so much sir, I won't share the secrete with anyone.

_{PS: It really is a very complex thing to do, I am not sure I can easily understand it.
Let me just keep hoping and practising Sir.}


Thanks sir.
I am still laughing aloud.

Glad I could make you laugh.
Enjoy you day eyan mi.

TemitopeJnr:
Lol.
Good morning sir.
Please how did you manage to make that other part of your post smaller than others?

Good morning o jere.
This thing you are asking me to teach you took me a lot of time, commitments and it cost me plenty money to learn o.
I just pray you will be able to understand it because it is very complex.
But if you set your mind to it, you can achieve anything.
Just click on either of sup or sub and type in between the text that will appear on your screen.
See the picture below.
Please this picture is a family secrete, don't share it with anyone.

Queenyprinxex:
Aye! Ayee!
Tomorrow it is.

Alright ma'm.
Do have a lovely day.
Good night to me.

Queenyprinxex:
Oga go and rest joor.
Colle.genews na correct Ashewo.

Only someone in his shoes can understand that he is not close to a player.
When I update my diary tomorrow, you will understand one small thing about him.
Just wait and read

Queenyprinxex:
May God help you with one.
Just don't be like CN in that regard.
Lowkey, that Egbon na ashewo.

My hand no dey o.

Queenyprinxex:
Lol @ you don't have a girlfriend, no guy does.
Aye!! That will be fine. Cant wait to read it.

Lol. The bolded is true sha but seriously I don't have. Not lying.

Queenyprinxex:
She's fine actually, no complications.
About Liru, he's always like that. He doesn't hang around here much like he used to.
How are you coping without your girlfriend na Oga?

Oluwaseun. Happy to know She is fine.
Lir... true, I noticed too.
Gf.... actually I don't have a girlfriend, was just joking. Talking about GF, I have a funny experience here about it, I may likely write about it in my diary tomorrow.

Queenyprinxex:
Hahahahaha.
You just made me remember May like this, this is the kind of thing she could say.

Lol. But for real, how is she doing? Even Liru hasn't been online for over a week.

Queenyprinxex:
Holy laughter. .
I lurf you man

But I have a girlfriend.

Queenyprinxex:
Eyah. This made me smile, swears.
You are just too amazing and you sure know your onions too.
CN na correct human being, just don't disappoint.

Walahi, it's not just Oga CN. Everyone here na angels in human form. Te mi ye mi.

Disappoint ke? Na Ogun go kill disappoint. Who would dare disappoint? Jesu gan o ni je.

Queenyprinxex:
Lol. You ehn.
Everywhere good sha, that's the spirit.

You don't understand.
See today ehn, I bin wan use motor jam one person, because after I pressed horn repeatedly, he was still forming action man to a driver like me.
Now joke aside, the point there is I drove around town today all by myself. Baba was busy with some important stuffs and he asked me to cruise around town so that I won't be bored.
I was just thinking about how I even met this Baba sef that could trust me this much.
You know I wasn't supposed to be a part of the meeting that held that day shey?
I only jokingly said, everyone here knows at least one person outside here unless me. And Oga Liru just asked Oga CN, if he could take me along.
Just imagine that situation kuma.
Just like joke o, and I follow join the setting.
Sometimes ehn, I just think Se u n created Nairaland because of me or that God has just purposely chosen to over bless me ni kawai.

I am living life Mama. God alone is my witness.
And the funny thing is, Oga CN will be making it look like I'm doing him a favour.
Jesu oba o.
On God mehn!
I have changed mama, I swear.

Queenyprinxex:
ROFL!
A lot has changed about you tho.
Your locutions especially.
Even your words are very funny to me unlike before.
No shittt intended.

Lol. I know, I know.
I swear me I know.
When you eat good food and live a good life especially when you know your dream has already come true. Walahi you will change.
That is my current phase.

Queenyprinxex:
This just cracked the dadgum shit outta me.

Ope ni fun Jesu.

Queenyprinxex:
Ejoor yin ko.

Beeni! Emimo lo n fun mi se.

And she followed back.

Queenyprinxex:
Bleh! Leave me be.
The gist or nothing.

Let me do you a big favour mama. I will book you for October 17.
Please keep the date to heart and remember to remind me few days to that day.

And don't forget, you haven't followed back, even though it's been months.

Queenyprinxex:
Iru ki wa le leyi bai?
Ejo ta lo mo ju Boda yi? Kon ya wa ki lo fun won.

Let me feel myself biko.
You are very good with Yoruba tho despite staying overseas.

Queenyprinxex:
EG is turning into something else.
Orisirisi.

Yes o.
I am turning into a very busy person. I am sorry but I have a lot on my hands these days.

Just pray for me to be less busy so that I can fulfill my promises, if not you may have to book appointment and the queue is a long one.

Queenyprinxex:
If you won't gimme the gist, leave me be.

Time... Time.... Time.

Just bear with this Baba Oko.
I have been busy these days doing a lot of things.

Queenyprinxex:
Bee ko, butterfly ni.
You and I[b] know she stands no chance[/b].

Never say never.
A lot is changing.

Just say Igbos.

MZrapper:
Na you know.
Let me rest my head jere.
Take of you Chale.
Be good.

You need it ma'm.
Please be good too.
Good night ma.

MZrapper:
Dey there dey dull yourself.
Strike while it's hot chale.

Ahh.
Mo ma de wa kan re bayi o.
I refuse to be spoilt in Jesus name.

MZrapper:
You are a morafoking E'lebu.

Eshe ma.
E mi ko le ma s'akoba fun.

MZrapper:
You ain't serious.
Wagwan na?
CN never find you babe(s) ni?

I don't know sha, let me meet that 'you' first and ask the 'you' that same question, even though I have no idea who you is.

MZrapper:
Out of the abundance of the heart the finger typeth the mouth speaketh. .

Hahahaha.
Apart from how funny this is, Mama also quoted a Bible verse.
Awwwwwwnnnnn.

MZrapper:
True right.
Don't worry I have enough love to go round.
Besides, you are a man and an adult . Aren't you?
Temmy is a baby and CN got you for us all.
I'm fine by the way, how about you?

Lol. All true, especially the part about Oga CN.
I am fine too ma. Tell her not to call you 'Mama Mi' tho. That is mine to use.

_{Just joking tho}.

MZrapper:
Eyah!!! I miss her a lot more.

How are you ma? It seems Temmy is trying to steal you away from me.

theenchanter:
these core-northerners are so backward in every sphere. Which sane society castrate? Why cant they let rapist serve time behind bars?

Who wants to waste resources feeding rapists behind bars?
Y'all rapists shall be castrated, rape apologists alike.

World best G.O.A.T.


God bless Lewandowski too, that guy is a machine.
Even Mr Faller sef dey there. Neymar.