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feldido:
When will this man just shut his mouth?

Mosh1:
And this rubbish that you spew make u happy,to slap you dey hungry me I swear.

stupidity:
She brought up the idea of spending this weekend at my place. Saturday and sunday, after my main girlfriend had left my crib. And the girl in question is just a friend. Never Gonked her#

She came yesterday evening, after taking her bath and resting, she say make I take her out, I carry her go shopping and spent like 2months house rent on her. (Festac environ). When we got back home, for my mind I was like "na die this night" #steady continous gonking#. I quickly rush enter bathroom freshen up, before I came out she's already snoring. Chesus!! So soon?? I tried waking her up, she dey form "dreaming things". I gats leave her to rest.

Today again, we got back from church, we chop food, watch TV, gist small, and she insisted I take her out to eat. I carry her go TFC, spent like three 30liters of fuel on the food and drinks alone. As we got back, for my mind, I was like "this time, I nor go freshen up again, straight to biznex". Immediately she sat down, she brought out paracetamol, panadol, panadol extra, mixagrip and one other drug and took all of them at the same time, she started complaining of a very serious headache. My jaw dropped.

EDITED: ontop the headache, she's also shivering as am typing this.

So I nor go gonk this pvssy this night??
And she's going back as early as 5.am to beat traffic tomorrow morning.

Sleekyshuga:
Present!!!

1a. Full name: Jenny Ezera.

b. Sex: Female

c. Educational background:

Primary; RSUST, Staff School..

Secondary; RSUST, International Secondary School..

Tertiary; University of Port Harcourt.

d. Religion: Christianity.

e. Relationship Status: Dating.

2. I got introduced to Nairaland through a classmate in secondary school, and only became a member during the ASUU Strike.. My moniker? Shuga is a nick given to me by a friend, and I only added 'Sleek' to it .

3. From my own point of view, it's true, reason been that a woman with a high libido getting attached to a man with a low sexual urge would lack sexual satisfaction which might lead to infidelity..

4. This assertion is wrong because a broke guy has same emotions a rich guy has, and at such, there is every tendency for him to be in a relationship.. The sole determinat in the relationship lies on the ability of the female specie to understand the financial backwardness of the guy, and both of them working towards it.. Also, note that, 'a paper broke guy today can become a paper rich guy the next moment.'

5. Turn on: God fearing, Intelligence, Smart, Great sense of humor, Decent in fashion, Posses high tolerance and maturity, Romantic, etc..

Turn off: Dishonesty, Pride, Unkempt habit etc..

Sorry for the late reply.. I had a low battery..

Cc:
Tosyne2much..
Mhizkhel..
Wristbangle.

dustmalik:
Seun, lalasticlala, Mynd44, Obinoscopy, I call on you guys to make sure this doesn't make it to front-page. Thebreakingtimes is a known PDP propaganda media outlet. Wait until some other source confirm this.

naijaboiy:

Bigmarx:
Sarcastically I have stopped eating jollof rice expect at eateries ....several ppl have once told me they can prepare jollof rice better than that of TFC, but when the deal day comes...I end up having an after taste of crayfish or ginger or garlic or nutmeg....one ingredient will dominate the whole stuff...I hope my buddies will understand when I turn down their jollof rice....i don't want to start flushing......crayfish or dryfish off my taste buds.....pls why does jollof rice sold at eateries taste different from home made...I have viewed several cooking manuals and even watched videos but those eatery jollof....surely has creativity hidden beneath it

Mynd44:
Insult the president. You have the right to.

HIGHESTPOPORI:
Any gift you can afford,but send ur no to my email first austineze216@gmail.com,couldn't access ur last pm,wana hear from you!