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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 8:24am On Jul 22
northbird:


Everything I needed to run with as a rookie. I got it from this platform. This is a treasure mine.
I read every damn page on this thread before I started.
The days of gazzuzz, gobichini, Fahrenz, chucsmoore,izzou, eherbal, and that oven lighting comrade, and a host of other veterans. I have forgotten his moniker ..

Before I took my first trip to Akoka. I had a clear mental picture of the one -ways there ,all from this thread. One of the veterans just jokingly mentioned the small one way ( birikisu iyiade) before the turning to Unilag. Then , no notice was even placed on the road as @ then. It was a slaughter house for the local govt touts.

Revelation is the mother of faith. If he reads,when he meets it on the field, it's going to sync because already he has stacked himself with the documented experiences of hundreds of drivers.
wow! Thanks for the mention. Those were the good old days. The truth is that my car was on the high seas for like 3 months while I was in the Uber group. I used the opportunity to read from page 1 to to the current discussion. I was gathering information and experience. By the time my car arrived, I have become a guru of sort. From the information I got from here, I knew how to navigate my way around without getting in trouble with law enforcements, especially lastma and local government touts. I also learnt how to interact with riders as they come in different shades. I knew the peak and off peak hours of operations, and also where to make a killing during rush hours. This place had helped shape my finances and my outlook about life generally, because we had lot of crazy people here, and their madness help me form a kind of opinion on a lot of things. If you want to make it out there as an e-hailing driver on the unforgiving and torturous roads of Lagos, you have to read nearly every page here. Just see it as a short course of enablement. The resources here are inexhaustible. It's a good mine, a github of knowledge. Everything you need to know is here. This is where I made my money. Good morning 🌞

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Will Become Self-sufficient In Fuel Production This July – Akpabio by eherbal(m): 6:56am On Jun 17
Believe anything this government says at your own peril grin

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Crime / Re: How Onyebuchi Anele Died After He Was Shot In Face With Police Tear Gas by eherbal(m): 2:54pm On May 24
Trust the unreliable Nigerian police officers to bring tear gas canisters meant to control protesters and rioters to an accident scene. Very inefficient, useless, and unreliable people undecided

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Gaming / Re: 6 PS4 Cds For Sale. 10k Each. SOLD OUT by eherbal(m): 10:11pm On Feb 03
5K for the cod
Politics / Re: NPF Suspends POCACOV Activities With Immediate Effect by eherbal(m): 8:18am On Jan 05
Audio revamp. Believe the Nigerian police and your own peril. undecided

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Sports / Re: Lamentations Of Gamblers (Pics) by eherbal(m): 10:15am On Oct 10, 2023
If you are a gambler, choose your lamentations from the ops post. At least one must be your creed grin

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Business / Re: $10bn Debt: CBN Defaults On Payment To Banks, Dollar Nears ₦‎1,000 by eherbal(m): 7:27am On Sep 25, 2023
How did we get here? Nigerians just have to accept that Tinubu is d greatest mistake since independence. Imagine all this just in 5 months. We won't have a country by the end of his first term sad

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Politics / Re: Atiku Condemns Zamfara Girls’ Abduction by eherbal(m): 7:14am On Sep 25, 2023
eherbal:
angry
I hope atiku does not take down this post like he did that of Rebecca ? Tinubu government is headed for total destruction. We actually thought buhari was clueless, but Tinubu is oblivious and at the same time clueless of how to run this country. Just 4 months in power and the countries already heading to the abyss of total annihilation. What a colossal mistake Nigerians made in voting in these crop of losers.

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Politics / Re: Atiku Condemns Zamfara Girls’ Abduction by eherbal(m): 7:06am On Sep 25, 2023
angry
Health / Re: Dr. Umoh Michael Dies After Allegedly Working 72 Hours In LUTH by eherbal(m): 1:44pm On Sep 20, 2023
angry angry angry
Science/Technology / Re: Man Mistook This Deadly Viper For A Python, Nearly Killed by eherbal(m): 3:04pm On Jun 18, 2023
seuncyrus:

I don see am live before. Why do we Africans always doubt our own science ?
ignorance is painful bro. Africans doubting their own efficacy
Science/Technology / Re: Man Mistook This Deadly Viper For A Python, Nearly Killed by eherbal(m): 2:57pm On Jun 18, 2023
KingAzubuike:

So you believe dem dey call out venom? Lol.
you're a very ignorant being my dear. It happens live. Dont be ignorant grin
Science/Technology / Re: Man Mistook This Deadly Viper For A Python, Nearly Killed by eherbal(m): 4:15pm On Jun 12, 2023
Just one scratch from this Ankara wearing snake,and you're gone in 60 seconds. No known antidote in Nigeria except babalawo or some powerful Alfa calls out the venom with precise recitations. grin

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Autos / Re: I Converted My Generator to LPG And Tested The Fuel Consumption/Cost by eherbal(m): 1:04pm On Jun 12, 2023
Thanks for making this easier for us . We now have to choose the best options for us. Wey my weed self. grin

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Autos / Re: Mpg Challenge Nigeria by eherbal(m): 9:30am On Jun 10, 2023
We dey hia with our popcorn and grade weed. We follow you thru the whole journeys Baba. If that car mark 600 on 34, I'm getting it cool

Meanwhile,while at it, enlighten us on the pros and cons. I ear say e no dey overheat, I also ear say the gear no dey get wahala. I also hia say the battery fault dey replaceable cell by cell instead of the whole unit. Intact,gee us the whole 411 grin

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Car Talk / Re: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by eherbal(m): 5:44pm On Dec 13, 2022
Ivan18888888888:
Hello Everyone !

Pls Someone sold my car for 1.5m

What’s the right settlement(percent)% for him ?

I need your answers pls

So nobody wants to answer my question.
20k is fair
Car Talk / Re: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by eherbal(m): 5:42pm On Dec 13, 2022
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Car Talk / Re: My Experience With A Certain Nairaland Super Mechanic by eherbal(m): 10:20pm On Nov 12, 2022
Valtteri:


You took your time to type this gibberish, only to end up sounding like a fool.

And two idiots rejoiced when they birthed you cheesy what a shame.

Enjoy the rest of your night, miserable wretched nimrod
can't believe i wasted my time on this loser. You can't even represent your lineage of lowlifes honorably. Weak coward. Keep walking turkey.

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Car Talk / Re: My Experience With A Certain Nairaland Super Mechanic by eherbal(m): 9:34pm On Nov 12, 2022
Valtteri:


What exactly is “nicely done”? The fact he had a shitty attitude when dealing with the customer? Or the fact he collected money to “fix” the car, knowing he couldn’t? Or this half-assed apology? Which one is “nicely done”?
is your madness a carry over, hereditary, or hand me down? Were you like this from birth or somebody placed an irreversible curse on your head? How can we be trying to Foster peace like the gentlemen we are,then a swine of a warthog lineage, in your person ,charges at the peace accord, being held in a Chinaware shop. Who unchained you? Is your father dino melaye? Sadistic bastard. Dont ever mention me again, unless you want me to wirelessly ruin your life for your single,mother. They don't call me eherbal for nothing. Go figure .

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Car Talk / Re: My Experience With A Certain Nairaland Super Mechanic by eherbal(m): 2:36pm On Nov 12, 2022
kingreign:


Sorry about the experience you had using my services, a lot of poor communication contributed largely to the eventful outcome. We are all not perfect, but we learn from our mistakes.

My approach to working on a modern day vehicle is a step by step analysis of the defective system, testing and re-testing, most times I have to buy parts without the owners knowledge while diagnosing a fault hoping that the initiative will go a long way in resolving the fault.

Once again sorry about the experience, we will do better.
nicely done bro. We're all humans after all. No excuses, no self justification,no self glorification. Just that magic word of "I'm sorry", can really soothe frayed nerves, and heal a troubled mind. Personally,I know there some things you would've loved to say,but what the heck! You saved us all a lot of back and forth. Zotorux,pls take heart and let it go brotherly. I respect your maturity in handling the affair. You didn't ask for refunds, or anything like that,but gave space for restitution. Now,that's a grown man way. God will replenish whatever you incurred on this venture. Good thing is that vehicle is up and running. We learn everyday. See it as paying for an experience, like most of us have done, one way or the other. God bless you good bro.

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Politics / Re: Like Tinubu, Like Coriolanus. A Lesson For Future Politicians by eherbal(m): 8:10am On Sep 23, 2022
The most selfish, self conceited, and entitled of the candidates is tinubu. The air of desperation around him is repugnant with stench. How did we get here?

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Religion / Re: Daysman Oyakhilome Breaks Silence On Suspension by eherbal(m): 10:20am On Aug 21, 2022
angry
Education / Re: Lady Gets An A In Her Project After Using Burna Boy As Her Case Study by eherbal(m): 9:01am On Aug 06, 2022
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Programming / Re: I Created A Simple Budget App, Rate It Out Of 10. by eherbal(m): 3:59pm On Jun 24, 2022
Brogrammer:
Hey guys,
I created this simple budget app because I was kinda bored and don't know what to do. Frontendmentor "expenses chart component" project influenced me to build this project.

It was fun to build and I also learned some new Reactjs tricks & tips along the line.

I used, Reactjs, Redux-toolkit, chartjs, localStorage for this project. The live link is down below

https://trybudget.netlify.app/

https://github.com/FesoQue/ExpenseTracker

Your criticism is highly welcome... And I also need suggestion for features I can add too!
I rate you 7/10 sir. The interfaces friendly and makes you wanna stay, and play around almost immediately.this is your second work I'm viewing,and I hope you get a very good placement,cause what you do is matched internationally. Keep going bro ,don't falter. Nicely doneďż˝

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Politics / Re: Tinubu's UK Campaign Posters: Is He Running For The Mayor Of London? Rufai Oseni by eherbal(m): 11:50am On Jun 23, 2022
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Jokes Etc / Re: What Would You Do If You Were In His Shoe (Pictures) by eherbal(m): 1:40pm On Jun 22, 2022
Since honourable say na im go pay,wetin be my own inside? Na to just finish the drinks wey I don open,then leave the remaining wey I never drink.nobody fit drag me becos no be me order.
Na waiter fault wey loose guardgrin

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Phone/Internet Market / Re: Samsung S9 Available Urgently For Sale by eherbal(m): 6:42pm On Jun 20, 2022
Kirito:
Samsung s9 neatly no cracks or dent for sale,
With charger
why is the screen cracked so badly?
Crime / Re: Crossdresser, Amarachi Apprehended In Delta State (Photos, Video) by eherbal(m): 6:02pm On Jun 13, 2022
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Politics / Re: Terrorists Killed 55 Iron Mongers In Borno In 3 Weeks – Police by eherbal(m): 12:49pm On Jun 13, 2022
Those iron condemn people should be totally banned in Lagos. Scavengers by day ,robbers by night grin
Religion / Re: Nigerian Lady Goes To Church With A Gun (Photos) by eherbal(m): 12:10pm On Jun 13, 2022
Iron lady. She no wan make anybody use her as a body count for CNN. But wait o,if matters escalate, she go fit engage dose terrorist people so? grin




Righteousness2:
Government should handover the security of the nation to the CHOSEN people.

The Chosen all over Nigeria and in different parts of the world come in contact with dreaded armed robbers, bandits, Bolaji haram , kidnappers, ritualists and so on and they stop the operation and some collect the guns and chase the robbers.

The Covenant the Chosen people Have with GOD is not mere mouth Exercise ! It is Reality!!
you say wetin? No be una members masquerade dey flog so for Anambra? Ordinary masquerade cane una no fit collect,na gun una wan collect.abeg shift! grin

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/opI2_Pvvx4s?app=m&persist_app=1
cc righteousness2

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Celebrities / Burna Boy’s Police Escort Shoots Two At Lagos Club by eherbal(m): 4:21am On Jun 12, 2022
The Lagos State Police Commissioner’s Special Squad has detained five policemen attached to singer Damini Ogulu aka Burna Boy for attempted murder after they shot two fun seekers, Irebami Lawrence and another identified simply as Tolu, at Club Cubana in Lagos on Wednesday, The PUNCH can confirm.

The development comes just a few years after the Lagos State police command declared Burna Boy wanted for allegedly sending armed thugs to assault and rob fellow musician, Abiye Jumbo, aka Mr. 2Kay.

According to a preliminary police report by the Bar Beach Police Division in Lagos State, trouble started around 4am on June 8, 2022 when the musician and five police escorts visited Club Cubana in Victoria Island.

About four policemen waited outside while one of the policemen identified as Inspector Ibrahim, who was in mufti, accompanied the Grammy- winning artiste into the club.

According to multiple witness statements, the singer was in the VIP section with three women when he spotted another woman.

He was reported to have told Ibrahim to invite the woman to come join him.


However, the lady’s husband was said to have lambasted Burna Boy, insisting that it was disrespectful for any man to make advances at his wife.

After some minutes, Burna Boy was reported to have made fresh advances towards the woman.

This infuriated her husband further and his friends who had gathered at the club and the matter soon degenerated.

“As things were getting heated, Ibrahim brought out his service pistol and shot multiple times while Burna Boy was laughing,” said a senior policeman.

In the process, 27 year-old Lawrence was shot in the thigh while his friend, Tolu, was hit in the head by a bullet.

This caused commotion in the club.

Some people brought out their phones to record what was happening but the policemen began snatching and smashing phones.

“They eventually made their way out of the club and also shot into the air in order to escape. While all this happened, the Cubana management did nothing about it. In the first place, they ought not to have allowed anyone to bring in a gun into the club,” said a senior policeman.

It was learnt that Burna Boy and his crew drove off to one of his properties in the Elegushi end of the Lekk-Epe Expressway and later Lekki Phase 1.

“Aware of what he had done, Burna Boy took the next flight out without even informing his policemen. He only called them on video later to inform them that he had travelled to Spain. All his police escorts have been arrested and are currently at the command headquarters,” said a top source at the office of the Lagos State Commissioner of Police.

Sources close to the victims said the police were already making attempts to protect Burna Boy because of his status while the victims were treating their wounds at the Lagos State University Teaching Hospital, Ikeja.

“They want to focus all attention on the policemen and absolve Burna Boy of blame. It is obvious that the police will not do anything about the matter just like in the case of Mr 2Kay,” said a friend of the victims.

In a chat with The PUNCH, a brother to the victim, who identified himself only as Jide, said his brother had undergone a surgery to remove the bullet from his thigh on Friday.

Jide further stated Irebami, who is based in the United States, had only arrived in Nigeria a week ago for a wedding when the unfortunate incident happened.

He also berated the management of Club Cubana for not doing enough to forestall the situation, adding that the club management had not even reached out to the family since the incident occurred.

Jide added, “My brother and his friends came in from the US for a wedding when this thing happened. The annoying part was that Burna Boy was even laughing when this shooting was taking place. He approved of what they did.

“One of the bullets grazed my brother’s friend in the head while my brother was shot in the thigh. He underwent a surgery on Friday.

“The Cubana people are even denying that anything happened. They have not even reached out to us. It was only the morning of the shooting that a manager at the club, White Lion, interacted with us.”

Attempts to get a response from Burna Boy’s manager, Mrs. Bose Ogulu, who is also his mother, proved abortive as she neither responded to calls nor a text message on Saturday.

Similarly, Chioma Nwachukwu, a media consultant for Cubana, did not respond to calls on Saturday.

But the Spokesman for the Lagos State Police command, Benjamin Hundeyin, said the focus of the investigation were the policemen.

Hundeyin also claimed that the police had not received any complaint from any victim.

He said, “It was the policemen attached to him that shot and it is an internal disciplinary matter. They will explain why they had to shoot into the air and the outcome of their explanation during the investigation will determine what steps to take next.

“So, it is an internal thing with the police officers that were with him. Except you have news that Burna Boy was the one shooting; then we will have to investigate how he got the gun and all that. But what we have for now is that the policemen were the ones that shot.

“We are treating the policemen internally for disciplinary matters. We didn’t get a report of somebody being hit by a bullet. If somebody was hit by a bullet, anybody treating the person is supposed to have reported but we didn’t get any report of such. The investigation is ongoing.”

https://punchng.com/burna-boys-police-escort-shoots-two-at-lagos-club/

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