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Agriculture › Re: Healthy Day-old Chicks, Broilers, Noilers, And Mature Turkeys For Sale by eherbal(m): 7:26am On Apr 29, 2025
Anike1230:
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Travel › Re: NNPCL Releases Names Of Deceased In Tragic Helicopter Incident by eherbal(m): 4:30pm On Oct 26, 2024
Danzakidakura:
The Islamic government of Nigeria are indirectly killing Christians that are occupying high offices just to put Muslims.
you really need mental and psychological evaluation. Please seek help before it's too late.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 8:24am On Jul 22, 2024
northbird:
Everything I needed to run with as a rookie. I got it from this platform. This is a treasure mine.
I read every damn page on this thread before I started.
The days of gazzuzz, gobichini, Fahrenz, chucsmoore,izzou, eherbal, and that oven lighting comrade, and a host of other veterans. I have forgotten his moniker ..

Before I took my first trip to Akoka. I had a clear mental picture of the one -ways there ,all from this thread. One of the veterans just jokingly mentioned the small one way ( birikisu iyiade) before the turning to Unilag. Then , no notice was even placed on the road as @ then. It was a slaughter house for the local govt touts.

Revelation is the mother of faith. If he reads,when he meets it on the field, it's going to sync because already he has stacked himself with the documented experiences of hundreds of drivers.
wow! Thanks for the mention. Those were the good old days. The truth is that my car was on the high seas for like 3 months while I was in the Uber group. I used the opportunity to read from page 1 to to the current discussion. I was gathering information and experience. By the time my car arrived, I have become a guru of sort. From the information I got from here, I knew how to navigate my way around without getting in trouble with law enforcements, especially lastma and local government touts. I also learnt how to interact with riders as they come in different shades. I knew the peak and off peak hours of operations, and also where to make a killing during rush hours. This place had helped shape my finances and my outlook about life generally, because we had lot of crazy people here, and their madness help me form a kind of opinion on a lot of things. If you want to make it out there as an e-hailing driver on the unforgiving and torturous roads of Lagos, you have to read nearly every page here. Just see it as a short course of enablement. The resources here are inexhaustible. It's a good mine, a github of knowledge. Everything you need to know is here. This is where I made my money. Good morning 🌞
Politics › Re: Nigeria Will Become Self-sufficient In Fuel Production This July – Akpabio by eherbal(m): 6:56am On Jun 17, 2024
Believe anything this government says at your own peril grin
Crime › Re: How Onyebuchi Anele Died After He Was Shot In Face With Police Tear Gas by eherbal(m): 2:54pm On May 24, 2024
Trust the unreliable Nigerian police officers to bring tear gas canisters meant to control protesters and rioters to an accident scene. Very inefficient, useless, and unreliable people undecided
Gaming › Re: 6 PS4 Cds For Sale. 10k Each. SOLD OUT by eherbal(m): 10:11pm On Feb 03, 2024
5K for the cod
Politics › Re: NPF Suspends POCACOV Activities With Immediate Effect by eherbal(m): 8:18am On Jan 05, 2024
Audio revamp. Believe the Nigerian police and your own peril. undecided
Sports › Re: Lamentations Of Gamblers (Pics) by eherbal(m): 10:15am On Oct 10, 2023
If you are a gambler, choose your lamentations from the ops post. At least one must be your creed grin
Business › Re: $10bn Debt: CBN Defaults On Payment To Banks, Dollar Nears ₦‎1,000 by eherbal(m): 7:27am On Sep 25, 2023
How did we get here? Nigerians just have to accept that Tinubu is d greatest mistake since independence. Imagine all this just in 5 months. We won't have a country by the end of his first term sad
Politics › Re: Atiku Condemns Zamfara Girls’ Abduction by eherbal(m): 7:14am On Sep 25, 2023
eherbal:
angry
I hope atiku does not take down this post like he did that of Rebecca ? Tinubu government is headed for total destruction. We actually thought buhari was clueless, but Tinubu is oblivious and at the same time clueless of how to run this country. Just 4 months in power and the countries already heading to the abyss of total annihilation. What a colossal mistake Nigerians made in voting in these crop of losers.
Politics › Re: Atiku Condemns Zamfara Girls’ Abduction by eherbal(m): 7:06am On Sep 25, 2023
angry
Health › Re: Dr. Umoh Michael Dies After Allegedly Working 72 Hours In LUTH by eherbal(m): 1:44pm On Sep 20, 2023
angry angry angry
Science/Technology › Re: Man Mistook This Deadly Viper For A Python, Nearly Killed by eherbal(m): 3:04pm On Jun 18, 2023
seuncyrus:
I don see am live before. Why do we Africans always doubt our own science ?
ignorance is painful bro. Africans doubting their own efficacy
Science/Technology › Re: Man Mistook This Deadly Viper For A Python, Nearly Killed by eherbal(m): 2:57pm On Jun 18, 2023
KingAzubuike:
So you believe dem dey call out venom? Lol.
you're a very ignorant being my dear. It happens live. Dont be ignorant grin
Science/Technology › Re: Man Mistook This Deadly Viper For A Python, Nearly Killed by eherbal(m): 4:15pm On Jun 12, 2023
Just one scratch from this Ankara wearing snake,and you're gone in 60 seconds. No known antidote in Nigeria except babalawo or some powerful Alfa calls out the venom with precise recitations. grin
Autos › Re: I Converted My Generator to LPG And Tested The Fuel Consumption/Cost by eherbal(m): 1:04pm On Jun 12, 2023
Thanks for making this easier for us . We now have to choose the best options for us. Wey my weed self. grin
Autos › Re: Mpg Challenge Nigeria by eherbal(m): 9:30am On Jun 10, 2023
We dey hia with our popcorn and grade weed. We follow you thru the whole journeys Baba. If that car mark 600 on 34, I'm getting it cool

Meanwhile,while at it, enlighten us on the pros and cons. I ear say e no dey overheat, I also ear say the gear no dey get wahala. I also hia say the battery fault dey replaceable cell by cell instead of the whole unit. Intact,gee us the whole 411 grin
Car Talk › Re: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by eherbal(m): 5:44pm On Dec 13, 2022
Ivan18888888888:
Hello Everyone !

Pls Someone sold my car for 1.5m

What’s the right settlement(percent)% for him ?

I need your answers pls

So nobody wants to answer my question.
20k is fair
Car Talk › Re: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by eherbal(m): 5:42pm On Dec 13, 2022
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Car Talk › Re: My Experience With A Certain Nairaland Super Mechanic by eherbal(m): 10:20pm On Nov 12, 2022
Valtteri:
You took your time to type this gibberish, only to end up sounding like a fool.

And two idiots rejoiced when they birthed you cheesy what a shame.

Enjoy the rest of your night, miserable wretched nimrod
can't believe i wasted my time on this loser. You can't even represent your lineage of lowlifes honorably. Weak coward. Keep walking turkey.
Car Talk › Re: My Experience With A Certain Nairaland Super Mechanic by eherbal(m): 9:34pm On Nov 12, 2022
Valtteri:
What exactly is “nicely done”? The fact he had a shitty attitude when dealing with the customer? Or the fact he collected money to “fix” the car, knowing he couldn’t? Or this half-assed apology? Which one is “nicely done”?
is your madness a carry over, hereditary, or hand me down? Were you like this from birth or somebody placed an irreversible curse on your head? How can we be trying to Foster peace like the gentlemen we are,then a swine of a warthog lineage, in your person ,charges at the peace accord, being held in a Chinaware shop. Who unchained you? Is your father dino melaye? Sadistic bastard. Dont ever mention me again, unless you want me to wirelessly ruin your life for your single,mother. They don't call me eherbal for nothing. Go figure .

Car Talk › Re: My Experience With A Certain Nairaland Super Mechanic by eherbal(m): 2:36pm On Nov 12, 2022
kingreign:
Sorry about the experience you had using my services, a lot of poor communication contributed largely to the eventful outcome. We are all not perfect, but we learn from our mistakes.

My approach to working on a modern day vehicle is a step by step analysis of the defective system, testing and re-testing, most times I have to buy parts without the owners knowledge while diagnosing a fault hoping that the initiative will go a long way in resolving the fault.

Once again sorry about the experience, we will do better.
nicely done bro. We're all humans after all. No excuses, no self justification,no self glorification. Just that magic word of "I'm sorry", can really soothe frayed nerves, and heal a troubled mind. Personally,I know there some things you would've loved to say,but what the heck! You saved us all a lot of back and forth. Zotorux,pls take heart and let it go brotherly. I respect your maturity in handling the affair. You didn't ask for refunds, or anything like that,but gave space for restitution. Now,that's a grown man way. God will replenish whatever you incurred on this venture. Good thing is that vehicle is up and running. We learn everyday. See it as paying for an experience, like most of us have done, one way or the other. God bless you good bro.
Politics › Re: Like Tinubu, Like Coriolanus. A Lesson For Future Politicians by eherbal(m): 8:10am On Sep 23, 2022
The most selfish, self conceited, and entitled of the candidates is tinubu. The air of desperation around him is repugnant with stench. How did we get here?
Christianity Etc › Re: Daysman Oyakhilome Breaks Silence On Suspension by eherbal(m): 10:20am On Aug 21, 2022
angry
Education › Re: Lady Gets An A In Her Project After Using Burna Boy As Her Case Study by eherbal(m): 9:01am On Aug 06, 2022
grin
Programming › Re: I Created A Simple Budget App, Rate It Out Of 10. by eherbal(m): 3:59pm On Jun 24, 2022
Brogrammer:
Hey guys,
I created this simple budget app because I was kinda bored and don't know what to do. Frontendmentor "expenses chart component" project influenced me to build this project.

It was fun to build and I also learned some new Reactjs tricks & tips along the line.

I used, Reactjs, Redux-toolkit, chartjs, localStorage for this project. The live link is down below

https://trybudget.netlify.app/

https://github.com/FesoQue/ExpenseTracker

Your criticism is highly welcome... And I also need suggestion for features I can add too!
I rate you 7/10 sir. The interfaces friendly and makes you wanna stay, and play around almost immediately.this is your second work I'm viewing,and I hope you get a very good placement,cause what you do is matched internationally. Keep going bro ,don't falter. Nicely done�
Politics › Re: Tinubu's UK Campaign Posters: Is He Running For The Mayor Of London? Rufai Oseni by eherbal(m): 11:50am On Jun 23, 2022
grin
Jokes Etc › Re: What Would You Do If You Were In His Shoe (Pictures) by eherbal(m): 1:40pm On Jun 22, 2022
Since honourable say na im go pay,wetin be my own inside? Na to just finish the drinks wey I don open,then leave the remaining wey I never drink.nobody fit drag me becos no be me order.
Na waiter fault wey loose guardgrin
Phone/Internet Market › Re: Samsung S9 Available Urgently For Sale by eherbal(m): 6:42pm On Jun 20, 2022
Kirito:
Samsung s9 neatly no cracks or dent for sale,
With charger
why is the screen cracked so badly?
Crime › Re: Crossdresser, Amarachi Apprehended In Delta State (Photos, Video) by eherbal(m): 6:02pm On Jun 13, 2022
grin
Politics › Re: Terrorists Killed 55 Iron Mongers In Borno In 3 Weeks – Police by eherbal(m): 12:49pm On Jun 13, 2022
Those iron condemn people should be totally banned in Lagos. Scavengers by day ,robbers by night grin

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