₦airaland Forum

Revolva: What sort of females do we ave..comon to post topic on NL u no fit and am sure you are a graduate..so how did u post on dis topic...hiss!!
Its annoyin because I was in a cybercafe and all the girls tryin to fill and submit an application form for the census recruitment..last year..two of them can't even use d internet properly..I was ashamed. I was the one dat filled and submit it for them very simple form...they were lost..and these babe hold Bold5..blackberry..wtf!! I tire graduates!!!

elampiro: Do they still buy stock? The market I lost N8m plus.

People do, thats business for you.
That crash was devastating .

As at Feb. last year UBA share was #2.13 and #7.80 yesterday.

Wonderful write-up. #hi5

When it comes to trends/fashion in vogue, I choose the ones I like and discard the rest. I believe in moderation in everything I do.

I wonder why a girl will fix 22 or 24 inches human hair, let it down to flaunt and end up sweating like someone that just finished a race .

I'm not against human hair but u should keep the length moderate especially if you don't have a car yet.

and fixing of fake lashes, dats a topic for another day.

Do we have to pay for the training?

nbright: You said she's fat... I never said that she's "skinny" or "slim"...

nbright: Even if I'm an 8 yr old, what's the big deal in that?. I knew she isn't the original owner of the song. I've listened to Williams Onyeabor, Bongos Ikwes, UB40, Eric Donaldson, etc... Thank God for my dad's love for music. Talking about snoop's family, when u saw his wife, after child birth is she as fat and superficial as our Nigerian girls?... U girls will just see a pix on the net and that's it, u will start saying "look at this one, see how they look perfect" but u all don't want to know how they do it...

Mr nbright, Carmelion never said she is fat initially, U started it. An average nigerian woman with more than 2 kids looks better than that (the ones have seen oooo).

From the woman's pix, she looks like a u.k size 14 which is still moderate for her. She is neither skinny or fat, She is chubby .

By the way, I'm a u.k size 6 , I can't wait to add weight sef before wind will blow me off.
Cheers!!!

Harzan: Babe, d interview is sha as it was jareee.. Tried my best! Tanx dear... Sure, we go chop rice!

Hmmmmm, dose dat made it... Hmmm, Tega, d lyt guy dat sat beside me, furtune, sat beside d madam, and sure, d madam, U̶̲̥̅̊ kno her now d fair lady dat did all d talk! Argued, shouted, spoke, sparked and infact.. She is stil speakin!

, ok.

Name and location, Pls.

'U've Got No Money,No Dreams,No Plans & u want some1 dat would love u 4 who u are.....who exactly r u #Stolen =))' it actually got me laffing

For those that have done the final interview, how was it? When is the result coming out make we com chop rice, lol

Hey Harzan, who else got to the final stage in our group? And congrats in advance!

http://www.essarenergy.com/careers/job-listing.aspx

But there's no job opening on their website.

Pls when did u apply for the job?
Is it a graduate trainee job?

Morning all, I didn't get d text yesterday, keeping my fingas crossed and hoping for d best.

@uzz, I was for d 1pm set.

Success in your next stage.

azimibraun: And hw does dis help in a country wia its man knw man dt gets u d job or hw mch u cn afford to pay the N300,000 above dt jobs are sold? The last time I commented on job opportunities on dis forum I asked a question and ddnt get any answers. I wll ask again,if u knw anybody dt got a job frm 2010 till date by jst applyin and nt hvin any backing let me see ur hands up.

My brother got a job last 2 years wit 1st bank, he entered as a graduate trainee and he is still working in d bank. NO Backing, Just God!!!

Were u wit d 11 am or 1pm batch?
And which of the rounds?

a skirt suit. I guess u wore a gown.......

For people that did 2day, did any1 choose any other topic?

Congrats to those that made it to the last stage.

@Harzan, nice to meet you too, I'm still waiting for the sms. Do u have any oda person's contact in our group?

Nairaland changed it from r-a-p-e to molestation, lol.

jumie62: Ok, so wot were u asked?

Is rape caused by women?
Argue for and against, then we changed after 10 mins

It went well. we were 37 in number on the list.
I don't think there will be any other batch 2mao 'cuz our results will be out 2mao.

Harzan: Xup, I got dsame... Tanx for all ur info thru our stages... We all appreciate and am happy U̶̲̥̅̊ made it! Congrats!
We wrote d stage 3 on monday and
got dis on tuesday...

@others: I believe dey shall send to many others.... *fingerscrossed*

@Jumie62:
D pleasure is mine, op U̶̲̥̅̊ got d text for d interview as well... Am even in ABJ ATM, av to dash to lag dis evenin*cryin*sad+happy* we shall see 2mao!

It's nothing, thanks and success to you as well.

Be flexing up and down oooo, don't stay in one place, lol #TongueOut

U guys shd still hold on, I still believe they will call more people tomorrow.
Just be hopeful!

I got it in the afternoon and I'm with the 1st batch. I did my stage 3 on Jan 23 (wed).

This is d text I got;

'PZ Cussons invites you for a group interview on Thursday 7th Feb ?13 at 1pm a our office in ilupeju. Dress code: Corporate wear.Come with your updated CV. Seun'

I did.

gbagelat: it's very intresting

Mr, I just checked your posts now and all you wrote in some topics were that 'it's very interesting/it's sound very interesting", maybe I should blame it on the spam-bot

rolly86: was it a phone call or the usual sms? I wrote the 3rd stage test on 21st Jan

Usual sms

At last, the group interview level.

Mine is on Thursday, 1pm.

From a recent job advert;

Responsibilities

Supervises the material receiving & distribution processes and ensure the inventory record accuracy.
Determines processing needs to assure adequate tooling and equipment are provided and daily maintenance is implemented.
Manages the material flow to the production floor and ensures material distribution in a timely and efficient manner.
Determines material handling work priorities on a daily basis to meet the production requirements.
Schedules and manages the on-job training of the new hires and ensure effectiveness.
Manages the area employees’ compliance of established safety standards, policy and practices to ensure safety operation.
Manages the area expense within the budgeted amounts.

Requirements Logistics Supervisor
Minimum of 5 years of experience as a Logistics Professional
Project experience from the oil & gas or mining industry
Prior experience in SAP (or equivalent) system application, operation planning and manufacturing is preferable.
Excellent problem solving, organisation and planning skills honed through years as a logistics professional working at all stages of the project from exploration through to production
Minimum of Bachelors’ Degree (Business management, operations management, materials management, international business)
Understanding of budgeting process, accounting, standards, policies and law, and information systems.
Proven leadership experience ideally in a logistics/manufacturing role in the Oil and Gas industry

madridsta007: Been following this post since it started, but I haven't had the chance to comment as I would have because of work. I've had watery eyes at the stories (will I say testimonies of ladies) here, and I wonder, are men so callous? But I know men could be callous, but not all men are callous.

A piece of my advice:

1. Once you have crossed that age of 18, ladies please be aware that legally, you are responsible for whatever happens to you. It's the cold truth. If you walk into a relationship and the guy beats you, the law sees it as your fault. If he molests you, cheats on you, if he goes out with you 10 years and dumps you, the law sees it as your fault. Be guided.

2. Many ladies are too eager and quick to jump into a relationship. Sometimes I wonder if it is a competition somewhere or some bet they made with a third-party. Please realise, the primary person who suffers or enjoys the relationship is you and not the third party. Use your head and brain to go into a relationship and not your heart. Relationship is about handling emotions, more often than not. Your heart can be broken, your head can not.

3. What is the best time to go into a relationship? Hmmm... When you feel you are ready. Physically, emotionally, psychologically, spiritually, materially too. Don't jump into it. While you are waiting, do something to improve yourself. Concentrate on your education. Learn a craft. Join educational and social societies and improve your leadership and interpersonal skills. Travel the world. Enjoy your career. Improve your personality. Focus on impacting your family and your generation. The guy will come, this time around he is rarely attracted to the body, but to the real you.

4. When he comes, first thing first ensure you both set your goals. Time's short, don't give your 5 years to a time waster. Please, please, no sex. A guy that ask for sex, isn't worth your time, he will never change. Once he gets it, he'll hop away to the next available girl.

5. Girls please be aware that we guys are very cunning. They'll do what they can to get you. Ensure you stay as 'Miss Independent' to them- never depend on guys, at least not now. The time will come for that. I tell ladies that whatever character or trait a guy displays now, be aware that its been his behaviour since childhood. A guy that disrespects his mum and beats up his sister, will end up beating you. Don't ignore the warning signs, run away. A guy from a dysfunctional home background will molest you at one point. Don't give him 'time', please run. A guy that sleeps around, and when you catch him, he begs you and says 'baby I won't do it again'- please run.

6. Sorry if I sound harsh guys, I have to be truthful. Ladies, know what his goals are. I know ladies are driven by material things, but please in order not to become a victim along the line, please stop looking for 'material guys'. Material guys never make material husbands. Quit the search for rich, tall, handsome, sexy, well-travelled and connected guy, he would use you as a material, a dispensable material. Instead your concern should be his character, his life vision, his passion for The Lord, his motivation, his potential. I am not saying that you should look for an 'ugly' guy, but do not make handsomeness a focus.

7. I respect ladies that are virgins, I respect guys who are too. When people say, there are no virgins, I laugh at them, as there are. I am one too ( lol, I like boasting about it). For ladies that are virgins, please on NO condition should you open your legs to a guy or get intimate with a man unless he is your husband. Ladies that are not, the same advice applies. If he loves you, he'll wait, if he wants it badly, he'll put a ring on that finger.

8. When the relationship starts, never ever ignore and abandon close friends and families. You'll need them always.

9. Let your relationship be defined. I don't think anyone should be in a relationship unless it leads to the altar. If it doesn't lead to it, then you are wasting your time my sister. He should tell you his goals. And you guys should have a goal-fit. He should lead you to know his close friends, families, wider friends and associates. He draws you inside his internal circle. Show you are dependable, show you are a good adviser. Warning, do not show disdain or petulance for anyone he calls a 'Childhood friend' or a 'Family'- to him those ones are indispensable, while at the moment you are dispensable. Always remember that.

I think I have said a lot. Would come back much later.

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temi4fash: wats MIL pls

Mother-inlaw

passionate88: hope u know that there are men out there that are impotent or have erectile dysfunction i.e they can't maintain an erection for a couple of mins and if they do get 1 it wil b flaccid?... Nw hw do ur so called virginity till after marriage gals do if they are OPPORTUNED to marry such men?... Remember divorce is very much frowned upon by Christianity..

U can go for medical check-up b4 marriage now. Intending couples and singles, it's always better to go for medical check-up as soon as he proposes. U can't because of ℓ♥√ع or religion end up with a lady without womb or sum1 that is impotent.
Doctors in d house, is there anything like medical compatibility?