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Family › Re: 6 Siblings Poisoned To Death In Anambra To Be Buried On Nov. 5th by Einl(m): 2:05pm On Oct 30, 2016
mmb:
Na them.

Name checkers.
If I insult you I will come down to your level. Innocent children die and you wanna make a joke?
If you can't grieve like the rest of us just keep quiet....sh¡t.
Not everything should be a joke.
Christianity Etc › Re: The Role Of Churches In Solving Nigeria's Economic Challenges by Einl(m):
The economic assistance the church can do is so simple: help the poor.
That's it.
Christianity Etc › Re: When Is The Right Time For A Christian Woman To Go Into Relationship Or Date? by Einl(m):
Did you know that before Christianity or Islam came to 'Nigeria', ( I put Nigeria in quotation marks because it never existed when the religions arrived) many cultures wore what we consider skimpy clothes.
Many cultures allowed unmarried girls to expose their breasts.
Their clothes, or lack thereof, were sexy.
Today if a girl wears a miniskirt or a tight top people will be climbing over themselves to insult her or her family.

Na the same people that will say we should not copy the West or white people because their morals are low.

My point is this. Who the fcck cares what age a girl starts dating??
Why e concern you?
If it does not impede you or others let people do what they want. Just give them the necessary guidelines and let things be. Damn.
Christianity Etc › Re: Flying In My Dreams by Einl(m): 10:16am On Oct 30, 2016
Hahahaa.

Instead of running why don't you embrace your gift. Take it. Develop it.

Be a better person.

Help the poor.

Get laid.
Celebrities › Re: Flavour Mocks Chidinma Okeke Over Her Leaked Cucumber Video. Fans React (Photo) by Einl(m): 9:25am On Oct 30, 2016
If Flavour really posted that he is a fool. He is a public figure. He should respect himself.

Isn't he the one with two kids out of wedlock?? So he was fccking before he got married.

That means he is just as much as a sinner as the girl.


Hypocrites. Leave the girl alone abeg.
Politics › Re: Nana Shagari And Saleh Lukat To Wed (Pre-Wedding Photos) by Einl(m): 9:23am On Oct 30, 2016
abbeyty:
ohh my bad, i did not see it
No wahala...you're on point.
Politics › Re: Nana Shagari And Saleh Lukat To Wed (Pre-Wedding Photos) by Einl(m): 9:22am On Oct 30, 2016
Naff24:
Einl and Yarimo be confirmed WICKED fellow grin grin.....Abeg If he choose to disappear nko grin
We can always enlist the help of Dementors in Harry Potter.

Make we see where him wan disappear go.
Politics › Re: Nana Shagari And Saleh Lukat To Wed (Pre-Wedding Photos) by Einl(m): 9:19am On Oct 30, 2016
abbeyty:
dont forget the boys and girls scout
Read slowly all the comments. We already mentioned that.
Politics › Re: Military To Launch ‘Operation Accord’ Against Violent Herdsmen by Einl(m): 9:13am On Oct 30, 2016
LRNZH:
U don start o...
If them call you flat head drug-pushing Jew from Uganda... u go dey vex.

This is a good and rather belated gesture by the military. Kudos.
Listen to yourself. A 'gesture'huhhuh??




Are they supposed to beg them do ithuh

No be their workhuh?


Are we supposed to beg themhuh
Politics › Re: Military To Launch ‘Operation Accord’ Against Violent Herdsmen by Einl(m): 9:11am On Oct 30, 2016
Arrest them. Prosecute them. Jail them. Compensate the victims and their living relatives. That should be Operation Accord.
Politics › Re: Nana Shagari And Saleh Lukat To Wed (Pre-Wedding Photos) by Einl(m): 9:04am On Oct 30, 2016
casttlebarbz:
and also Fayose fulani policehunters
And if he goes to space we go call NASA.
Romance › Re: Lesbianism Alert: 2 Ladies Openly Professed Love To Each Other On Facebook by Einl(m): 8:52am On Oct 30, 2016
[quote author=jejemanito post=50607150][/quote]hahahahahahaahhahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahah
Politics › Re: Nana Shagari And Saleh Lukat To Wed (Pre-Wedding Photos) by Einl(m): 8:34am On Oct 30, 2016
yarimo:
yeah including NURTW in case he decides to hide true public transport. grin
And if he wants to escape through water...Marine Police.
Politics › Re: Nana Shagari And Saleh Lukat To Wed (Pre-Wedding Photos) by Einl(m): 8:11am On Oct 30, 2016
yarimo:
yeah, in case if he attempted to run BOKO HARAM, CIVILIAN JTF , IPOB Youths and all the MILITANTS please be at alert
Only for one person...he cannot escape
Politics › Re: Nana Shagari And Saleh Lukat To Wed (Pre-Wedding Photos) by Einl(m): 8:04am On Oct 30, 2016
yarimo:
Kai thank you. Including local vigilantes called DAN BANGA around that axis
I even forgot. Girls and Boys Scout.
Politics › Re: Olusegun Obasanjo To Folorunsho Alakija: 'Madam, I Made You A Billionaire' by Einl(m):
drss2:
making billionaires is d sign of economic growth.
Economic growth without reducing poverty is a flawed concept. Economists since time immemorial have been tryna solve that.
Politics › Re: Nana Shagari And Saleh Lukat To Wed (Pre-Wedding Photos) by Einl(m): 7:55am On Oct 30, 2016
yarimo:
thank you, including IMMIGRATION and CUSTOM
and NYSC.
Politics › Re: Breaking News; Recession Ends In Owerri The Capital Of Imo State by Einl(m): 7:54am On Oct 30, 2016
BVN0:
Absolutely, head to Mimis Place this evening, if you see any babe that matches your specifications, just shout get her attention and shout sai baba. you will get the 2 hot rounds for free including twerking on your Mr D.
This is wonderful. Great. Amazing.
Politics › Re: Breaking News; Recession Ends In Owerri The Capital Of Imo State by Einl(m): 6:57am On Oct 30, 2016
BVN0:
The OP is wrong, I bought fuel for 25 naira per litre in owerri today, a bag of rice currently goes N1,200. A pack of condom for 5 naira and the ashewos @ mimis place are currently giving 2 rounds for free.

This country don better.

Sai Buhari
Two rounds for freehuh Tell me more!
Politics › Re: Nana Shagari And Saleh Lukat To Wed (Pre-Wedding Photos) by Einl(m): 6:51am On Oct 30, 2016
yarimo:
That means NAMADI SAMBO will be at the wedding fatiha. EFCC,ICPC, DSS, POLICE, ARMY, NAVY, AIR FORCE and NSCDC please be at alert undecided
You forgot FRSC, VIO, Man 'O' War, NDLEA and Catholic cadets.
Politics › Re: Olusegun Obasanjo To Folorunsho Alakija: 'Madam, I Made You A Billionaire' by Einl(m): 6:35am On Oct 30, 2016
A government whose aim is to make billionaires instead of addressing poverty is a failed government.
Celebrities › Re: Sex Video Of Toosweet Annan Masturbating Leaked By Lilian Efya by Einl(m): 10:31pm On Oct 29, 2016
Einl:
.
Everything is fuuked. No joy anywhere. No good news.
Hidden cameras, scorned lovers, blackmailing.

If the guy can shut his mouth he can weather the storm.
Celebrities › Re: Sex Video Of Toosweet Annan Masturbating Leaked By Lilian Efya by Einl(m): 10:28pm On Oct 29, 2016
Everything is fuuked. No joy anywhere. No good news.
Hidden cameras, scorned lovers, blackmailing.
If the guy can shut his mouth he can weather the storm.
Celebrities › Re: Bride Stirs Outrage After Exposing Boobs On Her Traditional Wedding (Photos) by Einl(m): 4:31pm On Oct 29, 2016
kinggogo:
Male guests at d wedding grin grin
hahahahahahahahaha.

I tell you
Culture › Re: Why Do People Always Have Bad Notions About The Mbaise People? by Einl(m): 12:25pm On Oct 29, 2016
CecyAdrian:
It's just so annoying and unbelievable that people will have such mindset in this age and time.

I have this friend also from Mbaise and just last week, the guy she 'thought' she was going out with (thought because, the guy had it all planned) suddenly told her that they can't go on any further and when she insisted on knowing why, the guy (from Anambra) who is a graduate with a master's and good exposure from his sojourn abroad told her that it's because she is from Mbaise!

That he loves her, but his family will never allow him marry an mbaise lady.

When I heard it, I was shocked, in this age and time?
Na small boy
Education › Re: Facts That Would Amaze You Even If You Are Intelligent. by Einl(m): 10:56pm On Oct 28, 2016
Lol ..Op go insult me today.



False Fact: Elephants are the only mammal that can’t jump First of all, just so you know, it is true that adult elephants can’t jump – if by jumping we mean the state of having no feet on the ground at the same time after propelling oneself from a stationary position. But contrary to the popular myth that it is is the only mammal that can’t, it is joined by a few others. Firstly, the sloth is unable to jump which suits its lazy lifestyle rather well. Also, rhinoceroses and hippopotamuses also cannot jump, though unlike elephants, when they run it is possible for them to have all four feet off the ground. 6
Education › Re: Facts That Would Amaze You Even If You Are Intelligent. by Einl(m): 10:53pm On Oct 28, 2016
No vex bros

I de spoil your show. A simple Bing or Google search will help you know a lot if your "facts" are false.








"It has long been a myth that all Polar Bears are left
handed . Scientists don't back up this claim yet it seems to
be one of those issues about these bears that won't go
away. They use both of their claws to dig with and both of
their hands to capture prey with.
Education › Re: Facts That Would Amaze You Even If You Are Intelligent. by Einl(m): 10:47pm On Oct 28, 2016
Research first pls.


Claim: A duck's quack doesn't echo, and nobody knows why. Status: False. Analysis: Please note that you won't find this claim made in any scientific journal or textbook. You will find it repeated in such questionable venues as email trivia lists, "true facts" Twitter feeds, Facebook memes and fruit drink bottle caps — reason enough for skepticism right there. The obvious logical question — the one neither asked nor answered by folks who tout this absurd factoid — is: Why wouldn't a duck's quack echo? Continue Reading Below What could possibly be so unique about the sound a duck makes, and how it makes it, that it's exempt from the physical laws that apply to every other such sound, e.g., a dog's bark, a cat's meow, a turkey's gobble, a cow's moo, or a lamb's bleat? The obvious logical answer is: nothing. Nor does anyone who makes this claim about ducks' quacks ever attempt to explain how it could be. I do, of course, realize that there are those for whom sound logic alone isn't enough. For their benefit, acoustical engineers have empirically demonstrated that a duck's quack does, in fact, echo. See Also: Was the Flush Toilet Invented by a Man Named Crapper? They have also ventured a few explanations as to how beliefs to the contrary might have arisen in the first place — for example, the fact that ducks aren't typically found near sound-reflecting surfaces, or that perhaps ducks quack too quietly to generate an easily audible echo outdoors. In any case, using an echo chamber and standard recording equipment, engineers have successfully captured the echo of a duck's quack .
Events › Re: Bride Twerks For Her Groom At Their Wedding. PICS by Einl(m): 10:00pm On Oct 21, 2016
See how the guy the smile for the second pic...him no even wan hold the waist well...in Drake's singing voice "🎶...it's yours...nobody else's...🎶".
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: FRESH: Ongoing Job Recruitment Exercise At First Bank Of Nigeria by Einl(m): 11:01pm On Oct 17, 2016
It's internal recruitment. It's people already working in FirstBank that can apply.

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