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Crime / Re: Nigerian Man's Intestine Ripped Out In Malaysia During Clash With Rival Cultists by Einl(m): 1:51pm On Aug 08, 2018
Big goats.
And at their age.
Crime / Re: Nigerian Man's Intestine Ripped Out In Malaysia During Clash With Rival Cultists by Einl(m): 1:51pm On Aug 08, 2018
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Investment / Re: ‎Avoid Ponzi Schemes! SEC Warns Nigerians by Einl(m): 7:28pm On Jul 18, 2018
Dem no de learn?
Politics / Re: More Photos Of Soldiers Killed In Yobe After Boko Haram Overran Military Base by Einl(m): 8:43pm On Jul 17, 2018
RIP

But these are kids

So sad

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Politics / Re: FG Dismisses Global Report On Nigeria’s Poverty Level by Einl(m): 9:40am On Jun 28, 2018
Too bad

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Crime / Re: Borno Sex Worker Humiliated By Security Operatives While Trying To Resist Arrest by Einl(m): 10:16pm On Jun 20, 2018
Stupid. Foolish.

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Celebrities / Re: Senator Dino Melaye Poses With His Sons And Daughter by Einl(m): 2:20pm On Jun 04, 2018
obentenyson:

No... That is the nigerina definition of selfie... Na everything for naija dey dey different...

Hahahha. Na so.
Business / Re: Nigerians To Pay More For Alcohol, Cigarette As From Monday by Einl(m): 9:50pm On Jun 03, 2018
The most painful part is not even the increment... what hurts the most is that states that ban alcohol will be the first to share the revenue that will be obtained from this. The south is financing the north. It is not heard anywhere. You give what you get.

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Celebrities / Re: Senator Dino Melaye Poses With His Sons And Daughter by Einl(m): 9:48pm On Jun 03, 2018
OP no vex. Someone took a picture of him and his children. In your report u say he posed for a selfie.
That is not a selfie.

T

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Politics / Re: Lovette Idisi Uses Cutlasses To Empower Delta People (Photos) by Einl(m): 8:07pm On May 31, 2018
Those are machetes, not cutlasses.

grin grin
Family / Re: Can I Do Court Marriage With Her? She Has A Girl by Einl(m): 4:24pm On May 24, 2018
Shugarlord213:
Don’t marry a woman with a girl to be for earned is to be fore armed

For the fact her legs weren’t closed, even if you do court marriage, traditional, church, white, spiritual, Anglican, Pentecostal marriage my brother na waste

Our brothers just day marry prostitutes every Saturday smh

Man to man...highly disappointed in your statement. Really bad from u
Crime / Re: Wanted Kidnapper Who Shoots With 2 AK-47 Guns At The Same Time, Arrested. Photos by Einl(m): 10:47pm On May 13, 2018
The title had me rolling on the ground with laughter. I cried man. Tooooo funny.
Crime / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Attack Passengers On Their Way To Kaduna, Rob, Rape Women (Pics) by Einl(m): 11:49am On May 08, 2018
This is almost a joke. It can't be real. The country is fukked.

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Politics / Re: BREAKING: Again, IGP Fails To Appear Before Senate by Einl(m): 2:17pm On May 02, 2018
Don't let this distract you from the fact that we voted Buhari in as President. We have no right to cry. We were warned and fore warned but foolishness blind our eyes.

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Business / Re: CBN Threatens Bank Ceos With Sack Over Delayed Accounts by Einl(m): 5:59pm On Apr 30, 2018
Viking007:
Imagine being sacked from a company you built from scratch...now that's some real threat.

Steve Jobs
Former Uber CEO
Former Hyundai Chairman
American Apparell


Them plenty
Politics / Re: Ghosts Behind Dino Melaye’s Recall – Kogi APC by Einl(m): 3:38pm On Apr 29, 2018
Snakes
Rats
Monkeys
Ghost
What next?

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Crime / Re: "My Saudi Husband Killed Our 3 Daughters" - Nigerian Woman (Photo) by Einl(m): 11:13am On Apr 26, 2018
Nobody said anything about the poor children. May their souls rest in peace. Amen.

PS. Don't marry because of money or riches or your boyfriend is a foreigner. Many are mad. There are lots of good guys. Marry them.

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Business / Re: Diamond Bank Divests Fully From UK Subsidiary by Einl(m): 9:19am On Apr 26, 2018
I hate it when Nigerian companies close their international operations. It's sad.
To compete, you have to be global.
Crime / Re: Hausa And Benue Residents Clash In Makurdi, 11 Killed by Einl(m): 9:03am On Apr 26, 2018
There are two things involved.

1. When you don't deal with things, they flare up and become much bigger than yourself. The Fulani herdsmen stuff should have been dealt with long ago, but see what happen. A shame. Innocents die.

2. When the south said no to Buhari and his evil the Benues and the middle belt and the Yoruba's said no. Now we are all experiencing his pain and demonic tendencies. I would say shame, buy too many innocent people have died.

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Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Injured, Rushed To Hospital After Jumping Off A Police Vehicle by Einl(m): 5:16pm On Apr 24, 2018
Nigerian leaders are a flawed concept.

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Education / Re: University Of Abuja Lecturer Burst Into Tears After Analyzing This (Photos) by Einl(m): 2:28pm On Apr 21, 2018
No be only am de cry. We are all crying.

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Religion / Re: Daddy Freeze To Pastor Adeboye: "Pope Drinks Beer And Doesn't Pay Tithe" by Einl(m): 8:33pm On Apr 18, 2018
Abjay97:
Were you there to verify if the wine was alcoholic?

You're really ignorant. All wine is alcoholic. Don't be deceived.

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Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Wears Gown As A Bridesmaid At A Wedding (Photos) by Einl(m): 10:49am On Apr 16, 2018
This is a man...SMH.

Before you toast a girl, you better ask her for her baby pictures to make sure she was born a woman and that her skin tone na follow come/

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Politics / Re: Who Will Save Some Nigerians From Intellectual Laziness? - Femi Adesina by Einl(m): 9:40am On Apr 14, 2018
Stupid. Stupid. And stupid.

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Romance / Re: You Used To Call Me Fat, Now You Want My Number- Lady Shares Massive Weight Loss by Einl(m): 6:14pm On Apr 10, 2018
Surrey2Bimshire:


Lol ... seriously it’s does .. you’ll most likely get lighter and fresher

Not biologically possible.

And lighter does not mean fresher.
Romance / Re: You Used To Call Me Fat, Now You Want My Number- Lady Shares Massive Weight Loss by Einl(m): 1:52pm On Apr 10, 2018
Surrey2Bimshire:


Certain diet can actually change your skin tone a bit . Just saying

Lol. I bet you said that with a huge pinch of salt. grin
Romance / Re: You Used To Call Me Fat, Now You Want My Number- Lady Shares Massive Weight Loss by Einl(m): 1:36pm On Apr 10, 2018
She lost weight and skin tone changed. Well done.

PS
Of course no man will ask you out when you are fat and ugly. Lose the weight and get the tostas.

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Politics / Re: "Watch Your Statements" - South-West Muslims Caution Obasanjo, Danjuma, Others by Einl(m): 1:31pm On Apr 10, 2018
Yoruba's and Yoruba Muslims are the catylst for the problems we have in this country.

Hausa Fulani are the problem.

PS.
When I say Yoruba's, I mean the traitors like Afonja, Tinubu and Femi Adesina.
The other Yoruba's are reasonable level headed people.

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Travel / Re: Every Taxi In Abuja Must Be Air-conditioned By October - FCTA by Einl(m): 11:12am On Apr 10, 2018
It's unviable and unsustainable.
Crime / Re: Lagos Police Rescue Man Humiliated By SARS Officials On Illegal Duty by Einl(m): 9:54am On Apr 10, 2018
The fish head is rotten.

The body is rotten.

The tail is rotten.

If you eat the you'll get sick.

Throw the fish and buy another.

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Politics / Re: Herdsmen Willing To Pay Tax In Support Of Grazing Reserves - Min. Of Agriculture by Einl(m): 9:45am On Apr 10, 2018
1) The government is acting like a spokesman or PRO for herdsmen. That is truly weird. The herdsmen are passing statements thorough the Federal Government of Nigeria.

2) He said they are willing to pay tax...are they not supposed to pay tax? Every citizen earning a salary or doing business is meant to pay tax. Don't behave as if they tax, they are doing the nation a favour.

3) Cattle rearing and other types of animal husbandry is a PRIVATE business. The government is meant to provide an enabling environment for the business to grow, not run the business for Fulani cow rearers.
If they help cattle rearers, they need to help those raising chickens, Mama Nkechi that has two goats and Baba Sule who wants to rear a sheep.

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Romance / Re: Physically Challenged Man Marries His Pregnant Bride (Photos) by Einl(m): 3:40pm On Apr 06, 2018
Physically challenged??

Look how he ransacked that woman's bungalow.

Now she is the one physically challenged.

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