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RomanceRe: After Years Of Sleeping With His Girl, He No Longer Sees Her As A Wife Material by Ejb061286(m):
'm pretty much sure u 're that ur cousin here. 'm glad that we still hv men wth their integrity n moral intact and hope by now u shud hv gotten the mature advice u were looking for.
Had ur excuse linked to infidelity n her messing around, then 'm sure most guys here wud advice u to move on - cos that's wat such girls deserve. But saying u no longer enjoy sex wth her......thus confuse on whether 2 dump her or not only sells out ur level of senselessness n uselessness.
Didn't u knw that sex is commercial? Why didn't u use ur half a million to buy ur thousand sex frm ur primary sch till date rather than tying her down. She didn't leave u 4 d billionaires 4 all those yrs n didn't get tired of ur stinging rod jst 4 u 2 snif coke now n rubble ur brains. As u take inject that coke in2 ur brain, kukuma outject am. Otherwise, whetha u believe it or not u r on ur way to becoming a vagaborne in the land of d living. It does not matta how well u r doing now, it's a matta of time. My mature advice to u.
EducationRe: Nigerian Federal Government BEA Scholarship Awards For The Year 2014/2015 by Ejb061286(m): 10:05pm On Mar 05, 2015
Pls where is FGC in Rivers and who r those writing here, pls indicate.
EducationRe: Nigerian Federal Government BEA Scholarship Awards For The Year 2014/2015 by Ejb061286(m): 4:40pm On Mar 05, 2015
Emeca:
i think the attestation should suffice. Btw how much are they charging for the BC/attestation?
2k
EducationRe: Nigerian Federal Government BEA Scholarship Awards For The Year 2014/2015 by Ejb061286(m): 10:09pm On Mar 02, 2015
For those that hv gotten their State of Origin, pls where exactly is it issued and how long does it take.
And for the Birth Cert., i went to NPC office and was told that they issue BC to persons below 18 but Attestation to those above 18 . Wud Attestation sufficed? Thnks for ur help here.
CareerRe: Any HSE Professionals In The House? by Ejb061286(m): 3:52pm On Feb 09, 2015
ashioba:
I'm planning to write NEBOSH IGC, can anybodY kindly help me with the necessary study materials including past questions paper. My email address: godblessosy@yahoo.com. Thanks and God bless you greatly
'm just in your shoe. Let's exchange bro...My email: jekpenyongbassi@gmail.com
Anybody help pls.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Subsea Training Program 2014 - Karia Mega-subsea Company by Ejb061286(op):
joetems: just thinking aloud, no offence. you were the one who posted this stuff on nairaland and the first to make payment. I met other people when
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Subsea Training Program 2014 - Karia Mega-subsea Company by Ejb061286(op): 11:44pm On Sep 01, 2014
joetems: just thinking aloud, no offence. you were the one who posted this stuff on nairaland and the first to make payment. I met other people when i tried locating their office at chevron drive and we covered the whole area together without success. so please kindly help us with the exact address, we will appreciate.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Subsea Training Program 2014 - Karia Mega-subsea Company by Ejb061286(op):
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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Subsea Training Program 2014 - Karia Mega-subsea Company by Ejb061286(op): 7:24pm On Aug 28, 2014
giftnwala: I got dis mail today, can someone residing in lagos verify this information because i currently stay in port harcourt

please be informed that responses to this email address are NOT monitored. Do NOT reply to emails sent from this address.

For any training issues related to registration, payment, medical screening schedule, BOSIET, etc; kindly direct your questions to enquiries@karismega-subsea..com

OR

Visit our Head Office at plot 6, Idado Avenue, By Chevron Drive, Lekki, Lagos State. Please come along with a print out of your Letter of Offer of A Place for training and a valid Identity for check in. On arrival at the reception, ask for or dial Mrs. Stella Nwose on 608-246-8770.

Thank you again for your interest regarding training with Karis Mega-Subsea Company.

Sincerely,

For: KARIS MEGA-SUBSEA COMPANY
I just arrived lagos this evening........still on this matter. I 'll head there tommorow morning by God's grace.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Subsea Training Program 2014 - Karia Mega-subsea Company by Ejb061286(op): 9:43am On Aug 23, 2014
davide470: Why not ask your friend to manually ask them at their office if there's any program like this.
The guy said their receptionist said that the training registration is on-going; that everything is done in their Head office in Lagos. Just hope it does not turn out to be SCAM! Anyone that has been to their Lagos office should pls say something...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Subsea Training Program 2014 - Karia Mega-subsea Company by Ejb061286(op): 6:38pm On Aug 21, 2014
davide470: Why not ask your friend to manually ask them at their office if there's any program like this.
You 're right. That would suffice.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Subsea Training Program 2014 - Karia Mega-subsea Company by Ejb061286(op): 3:56pm On Aug 21, 2014
davide470: Well, i believe this is not real based on the following reasons:

1. All Local Content training are liased with NCDMB and would be administered with NCDMB.

2. BOSIET training is meant to be sponsored by the company

3. How can you pay to secure a place?

4. Total won't even allow rookies on a platform that has not been commissioned yet, especially EGINA.
'm confused. A friend of mine working with AOS confirmed their office in Onne Oil & Gas freezone. I was also offerred a slot......hmmm But schools especially overseas do ask for part payment to secure an offer but theirs is full.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Is Karis Mega-subsea Company Training Real? by Ejb061286(m): 3:25pm On Aug 21, 2014
I was offerred a slot too. A friend of mine working with AOS at onne oil & gas freezone confirms their Operational base is there. 'm planing to pay. Any of their ex-trainees in the house?
Jobs/VacanciesSubsea Training Program 2014 - Karia Mega-subsea Company by Ejb061286(op): 8:14pm On Aug 11, 2014
Just found this. Anyone with useful information about this people should please share it on here.

Training Overview
Subsea Engineering is a highly specialized discipline and perhaps, one of the most important, yet most difficult aspects of the petroleum industry.

The high cost associated with deepwater oil and gas exploitation has continued to mount pressure on the need for high-level expertise and competency particularly in the subsea domain.

The subsea future is now business intelligence, experience transfer and technology integrated operations.
A subsea specialization trains professionals to design, install, repair and maintain equipments, tools and infrastructures utilized in the offshore energy industry.

As part of our commitment to the Local Content policy of the Federal Government, and our strategic local focus plan, we have over the past two years invested heavily in subsea manpower training and development.

Following the completion of our world-class offshore training facilities in the Egina field located in the deepwater OML 130, with approval from its operator, Total E & P Nigeria Limited and a state-of -the-art offshore Unit in the Bonga (South-West) deepwater (project) in partnership with its operator Shell Nigeria Exploration and Production Company (SNEPCo.), Karis Mega-Subsea Company is offering a unique opportunity for a cost effective hands-on extensive training on a couple of sub-disciplines within the subsea engineering field.

The training is certified and accredited by the Society of Underwater Technology (SUT), and Institute of Marine Engineering, Science and Technology (IMarEST).

During the training you will be mentored by subsea experts with professional support and guidance for a clear career progression.

Qualification/Requirement
Education: Minimum of Bachelor’s degree in engineering (Mechanical, Marine, Electrical/Electronic, Petroleum, Civil, Pipeline, Instrumentation & Control, Chemical)

Must be computer literate

Training duration: 6 months

Training location/facilities:

- Egina field located in the deepwater OML 130, ashore Niger Delta.
- Bonga South-West (Offshore Training Unit) in OML 132, ashore Niger Delta.

Training Level: Intermediate

Date of commencement of training: October 27, 2014.



Disciplines/Training Fees

S/N
Course
No. of available slots
Candidates with BOSIET (Fees NGN)
Candidates without BOSIET (Fees NGN)


1.
Subsea Equipment Installation, Repairs & Maintenance
12
140,000
185,000

2.
Subsea Survey, Positioning & Installation
5
120,000
165,000

3.
Subsea Controls
18
135,000
180,000

4.
Subsea Pipeline Design & Installation
8
120,000
165,000

5.
ROV Pilot / Maintenance (Grade 2)
3
140,000
185,000

Note:

- Candidates without a valid Offshore Mandatory or Basic Offshore Safety, Induction and Emergency Training (BOSIET) certificate will be required to undergo a 10-day offshore mandatory training prior to the commencement of the training.
- Candidates with health complications need not register for the training as medically unfit participants will be screened out and refunded as appropriate.
- Due to limited number of slots available, as dictated by our training facilities, you are strongly advised to only make payments for the training on receipt of a confirmation of availability of a place.
- Only candidates that meet the prerequisites/background requirements for the training will be sent a confirmation of a place and payment details.
- Registrations received after the available slots are filled will not be considered.
- Company sponsored individuals will only be considered for the training on provision of a letter of sponsorship obtained from their prospective sponsors and will only be allowed to participate in the training on receipt of such payments.
- The training is in no way a guarantee of employment, however, outstanding trainees during the training may be absorbed in our various operations and projects on successful completion of the training.

Application link:
http://www.karismega-subsea.com/forms/traineeregistrationform/traineeregistrationform.html
FamilyRe: Females Are More Matured Than Males by Ejb061286(m): 10:09pm On Jul 27, 2014
Agreed! But won't call it maturity at that early stage. Girls develop life insight early due to their closeness wth mun, while boys spent their early years exploring and developing ruggedity in the play field. When life actually demands the display of maturity from both, boys had already acquired a wider range of experience and stamina and thus represent better.
FamilyRe: Men Are NOT The HEAD Of The Family! Read My Reason! by Ejb061286(m): 9:49pm On Jul 27, 2014
@Op, go and busy ur over fertile mind wth more productive ventures.
Your wife can head and lead u. It's not a norm or must for all. Stop pushing ur feeble and ill ego on others' pschology. Gender equality has been/is preached enough and attained reasonably, so i don't knw what u 're talking about.
EducationRe: PTDF Overseas Scholarship 2013/2014: Shortlisted Candidates. by Ejb061286(m): 10:32pm On Jul 10, 2014
Any gud news? I smell last year's pattern! God help us!!
CareerRe: Subsea, Mud, Reservoir, Pipeline, Petroleum, Drilling Engineers & Supervisors Zone by Ejb061286(m): 5:00pm On Dec 26, 2013
Helo all,
@Dr Ferlie, I want 2 say God bless u for initiating this thread. Back then in d universty, I used to hear about "life after graduation", but it didn't really make much meaning 2 me untill I left sch 2 years ago. I graduated wth a 2.1 in Petroleum Engineering. I started searching and applying for openings after 6 mnths into NYSC. After writing quite a number of job aptitude tests, i could only confirm that it takes more than just certificates, intelligence and academic resumé to secure a job in this country. It has been hustling and surviving all the way. But 4 hw long 'll the son of man continue in this way; i mean yrs r fast runing-by. Fellow N'landers, pls I 'll appreciate any useful help concerning job hook up. A career opening is the significant thing here not the pay or position.
God 'll stand by us! Cheers!!
EducationRe: Subsea Engineering In Cranfield University & Newcastle University by Ejb061286(m): 7:27pm On Dec 03, 2013
Just stumbled ova ur post here. I currently hold an offer from Newcastle University for Subsea Engr'g. In terms of ranking, Univ. Of Aberdeen stands no. 1 in Subsea Engr'g; followed by Newcastle Univ. Cranfield is up there too but in offshore and they only offer Subsea as an option under Offshore. So if u want subsea domain particularly, i think Newcastle would go gud but if u want something more broaden but subsea related, then Cranfield would sufficed.
Make ur choice carefully!
Pls, if u hav any PTDF past question, kindly forward it into my inbox at: ekpenyongj@gmail.com
God bless!
EducationRe: 2013/2014 PTDF Scholarships In Nigeria, UK & France by Ejb061286(m): 12:47pm On Jun 20, 2013
abbakacici: and here what the new ES Newly appointed Executive Secretary of the Petroleum Technology Development Fund (PTDF), Oluwole Oluleye, said last week in Abuja that judging by the presentations made to him since assumption of office two weeks ago, the fund is in precarious financial position and may not be able to meet its obligations.

Addressing PTDF staff in Abuja, he concluded that: “All is not well” with organisation.

He said he has so far been briefed by “the Acting Executive Secretary, Jolomi Arenyeka, and held discussions with General Managers of the seven Departments.  From these meetings and documents handed over to me, I now have a fairly good insight into the workings of the organisation, particularly its state of funding.

“The comprehensive hand over note by my predecessor in office detailing the state of the organisation as at November 29, 2012 and the briefing by the former Acting Executive Secretary on its activities between November 29, 2012 and May 16, 2013 when I took over, lead me to conclude that we are in a precarious position and all is not well.

“There are indeed critical challenges presently confronting us. Some of which are dire and fundamental to our corporate existence. Top on the list is the financially poor situation. I have observed that for the first as a fully functional independent agency of government, we might not be able to meet our commitments and obligations if the funding issue is not urgently addressed”.

He explained that “apart from the unsalutory effect of mounting liabilities to contractors, our scholars are frustrated and exposed to the threat of having their studies prematurely terminated as a consequence of delayed remittances of fees and up keep allowances.

“Within the hierarchy of staff is a growing cynicism about careers and career progression in the Fund. All these have culminated in total absence of commitment to duty and a near breakdown of cohesion and camaraderie within the Fund. My first priority therefore is to restore the confidence of my staff, stakeholders and partners by ensuring that we are properly funded to enable us meet our current and future obligations”.

He however assured the workers that the issues that gave rise to the uncertainties in their career progression will be addressed within the shortest possible time, provided they are credible and compelling.

“This is because staff welfare is of utmost importance to me. I therefore expect the co-operation of the Unions with Management to ensure a peaceful working environment”.

He urged the staff to work together for the progress of the fund, an appeal, he stressed, “is a call to duty and everyone must align to that call, as I will be exacting in my demands for hard work from all of you. I firmly believe in discipline and will lead by example”.

Oluleye noted that “as the lead agency for the development of human capital for the oil and gas industry, the (PTDF) is critical to the realisation of Mr. President’s Transformation Agenda as it relates to the Nigerian Content Initiative.

“The Fund will continue to discharge its mandate, but this time in a manner that the impact of its interventions will be measured against the huge financial resources spent on them. It is therefore my intention to review and streamline some of the capacity building programmes to focus on those that will produce tangible results that will make a difference in the ratio of foreign to Nigerian experts’ domination of critical sectors of the petroleum industry”, he added.
These people aint serious. what then was the essence of all the stresses for applicants, if as @ Nov. 2012 they were aware of their critical financial status? Naija!!!!!! well lets just cross our fingers & see how the whole senario will play itself.
EducationRe: 2013/2014 PTDF Scholarships In Nigeria, UK & France by Ejb061286(m): 6:25pm On Jun 17, 2013
abbakacici: Part. A 1 opec.2 current affrs 3 basic geology.
God bless! 4 ur selflessness. Pls kindly 4ward it 2 my inbox: johnbekpenyong@yahoo.com
EducationNigerian Universities Transcripts - The Myth by Ejb061286(op): 2:15pm On May 15, 2013
An institution in the Uk that I applied for MSc just contacted me upon the receipt of my transcript, forwarded by my Alma Matta here in Nigeria; complaining that they were expecting to see a transcript containg the modules undertaken throughout my undergraduate study with SCORES on each course rather than GRADES only. So, I was just wondering what information should a typical academic transcript contained. Anybody in the house that has got a hold of his, shud pls help. 'm confused as i havn't seen one b/4.
CelebritiesRe: Producers Dont Dare Ask Sex From Me - Annie Idibia by Ejb061286(m): 12:42pm On Apr 20, 2013
Who cares? I won't dignify d blaap by saying a word! Tyme'll tell it all....chill!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Test Invite From Tifor Business Solutions Limited by Ejb061286(m): 6:27pm On Apr 09, 2013
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I got same. Mnwhile, d HR No. z 08098050007. 've been trying bt yet 2 get tru. Pls update us if u get tru 2 dem.
EducationRe: Nddc International Scholarship Aptitude Test by Ejb061286(m): 2:37pm On Mar 30, 2013
challenged with sms delievery? Check ur e-mail. I got d 2nd correct sms and dis morning i got anoda invitation by e-mail.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: A Copy Of My Suicide Letter If I Dont Get A Job Soon. by Ejb061286(m): 1:42am On Jul 25, 2012
My dear, it does ur case no gud if u end up death coz u can't find a job. I gues u r just 2 passive or dull wth life n maybe life has no option dan 2 drop u. Go ahead, Gud luck! but jst knw dat God, evn Posterity wud hold u 4 a ransom wherever (hell) u'll b 4 terminatin life chains.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Pls, I Need Materials To Prepare For Exxonmobil Aptitude Test. by Ejb061286(m): 8:44pm On Jul 02, 2012
Hi! Was talking wth a colleque who sat 4 d shell test organised by d same dragnet a couple of wks ago, below is a clue dat i think may help: eng (17mins)- comprehension(pick d right interpretation), Maths(17mins)- normal quantitative analysis, Abstract reasoning(20mins), GNS(30mins) - anything, wth some questions 4rm electrical(reactance, capacitance, impedance etc ), power and environmental. Gud luck!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Pls, I Need Materials To Prepare For Exxonmobil Aptitude Test. by Ejb061286(m): 9:22pm On Jun 30, 2012
Hi! I received same notification but by sms. If u cud lay ur hands on GMAT, i think it wud help. Concentrate on verbal, numerical and grammatical. Pls, do u have an idea on the test date. Pls keep me posted. 08064594185. Thnkz.Hi! I received same notification but by sms. If u cud lay ur hands on GMAT, i think it wud help. Concentrate on verbal, numerical and grammatical. Pls, do u have an idea on the test date. Pls keep me posted. 08064594185. Thnkz.Hi! I received same notification but by sms. If u cud lay ur hands on GMAT, i think it wud help. Concentrate on verbal, numerical and grammatical. Pls, do u have an idea on the test date. Pls keep me posted. 08064594185. Thnkz.

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