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Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by ejihand(m): 1:39pm On Feb 28, 2017
fashrola:


booking code please
Politics / Re: Resolutions Of PDP Stakeholders Meeting @OfficialPDPNig by ejihand(m): 7:13pm On Feb 20, 2017
Funny people. See their table, na so so sweet full their table instead of the usual brown envelopes containing dollars. Truely, nothing last forever.
Business / Re: Elance.com, Upwork.com And Other Freelancing Site: How To Succeed Guide. by ejihand(m): 10:13pm On Feb 12, 2017
mdoub:


The payment isn't fixed; it all depends on how successful your article is. They have a way of calculating it, I am not clear how they do the Math. I just withdrew $78 today, payment is made through Paypal or bitcoin.
do you have sites i can market my statistical analysis skills?
Business / Re: Elance.com, Upwork.com And Other Freelancing Site: How To Succeed Guide. by ejihand(m): 1:10pm On Feb 08, 2017
I have strong skill in Statistical analysis using SPSS, Matlab, Eviews etc. I equally have nack for data entry using any format.


Can this skills attract any client in upwork? Again, can one combine data entry and statistical analysis in one profile? How do i advertise for jobs in upwork? I intend registering as a Nigerian. What are the pros and cons of this.

Please anyone can answer this questions sincerely. Thanks a lot. Yes. I'm a statistician. I have done countless MSc and few PhD analysis.
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by ejihand(m): 3:51pm On Feb 03, 2017
andycoal40:


eagerly awaiting ur games 4 tomorrow sir
Any of them entered last time?

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Business / Re: Italy Oil Firm, ENI To Repair Port Harcourt Refinery by ejihand(m): 7:40am On Jan 24, 2017
Speaking at a presentation to top executives of
ENI in Rome, Italy, Kachikwu enjoined the group
to move beyond just the business of crude
exploration.




Epic!!!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Happened To Npower Creative And Npower Build? by ejihand(m): 4:06pm On Jan 20, 2017
Histrings08:
The two are for those without Bsc or B tech

I don't think so sir. Most graduates including myself applied too.

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Literature / Re: How I Was Tortured By A Co-participants In Mmm, Nigeria. by ejihand(m): 9:47pm On Jan 06, 2017
It happened October last year.
Literature / How I Was Tortured By A Co-participants In Mmm, Nigeria. by ejihand(m): 3:44pm On Jan 03, 2017
I'm not going to bore anyone with a 6 page story. I will go straight to the point. After all, i belong to team "please-summarize".

Be careful with the usage of bank sms codes for bank transactions. Let me relate an experience
.
I was paired to one lady in mmm to pay me N20, 800. She used one of those bank codes to do the transfer.

It appears the first time she used the bank code, the system said "error in transfer ". She immediately dialled the code again (instead of waiting for few minutes to confirm whether her bank hasn't debited her yet) and this Time around, it indicated the transaction is successfully.

Hmmm. I got two alerts from the said bank of N20800 each. I smiled and crossed my legs. The devil came in!!! What to do with extra money i got from "the error in transaction" began to sip into my head.

Within 10 minutes she called me to let me know that her bank debited her twice. I bounced the calls each time she calls. She then send text twice; the first text msg was a begging one, the second a threatening one. I pam, nothing dey happen.

Na so. After 2 weeks, na so so nightmare, i dey have for sleep. One night, i saw one old woman chasing me with gigantic drum whose lid was dripping down of flesh blood. I ran as my 2 legs could carry me, but it was a waste of efforts since the old woman was faster than Usain bolt. At the point of getting hold of me, i woke up immediately. (thank God!!)

I got down from the bed and made a short prayer. It was so short because i know my prayer is a kind of request God won't listen to or intervene. So why prolong the prayer!

I decided to fall asleep again, na so the nightmare took another dimension. Hmmm. Somehow, i woke up almost immediately when a sharpened knife was about to be used on my throat.

I got out of the bed and went to parlor. I decided not to sleep again till morning. As early as 6am,i called the woman, she bounced my calls. She kept on busying my calls till around 12noon. I begin beg am through text messages.

She said the only condition she will accept my pleas is that i will make it up to N30k. Who wan die! I accepted.

To give me her account number come be problem. I began another round of begging. I called her, she picked my call and said "i should thank my stars. That the following night would have been hell on earth for me". I told her not to be offended that it is the devil. She then said i should end the call and await her text msg detailing her account number. The message came almost immediately and i ran to the bank to pay the N30k
Programming / Re: Programming Video Courses For Sale by ejihand(m): 9:33am On Jan 01, 2017
[quote author=bayo2luv45 post=51875041]If you are interested in programming, I have programming course videos for a diverse range of programming languages for sale. If interested message me. I charge N2000 per programming language for the full course of each language.[/quote
Matlab?
Crime / Re: Cultists Kill Man In Osun, Three Weeks To Wedding (pic) by ejihand(m): 2:05pm On Dec 20, 2016
To think of it. I am currently posted to serve there.
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by ejihand(m): 7:22am On Nov 22, 2016
justifiedcoyy:
U be abokii cheesy

State wey me use 30days and night pray for.
Dem for just put u for jigawa.. Osun is cool,u will enjoy ur stay. Electricity is super(18hrs a day in most part of d state)

Kindly drop ur number, I won't quote it so u can remove it. I can only add u manually please.
thank you
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by ejihand(m): 7:01am On Nov 22, 2016
justifiedcoyy:
U gatz change ur gender o grin

Na woman I dey find cheesy

No lele, we gather dey bro, u go like join d whatsap group??
Yea. The link please. Why osun for all the 36 states in Nigeria? I see devil hands in this. Please the link
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by ejihand(m): 6:51am On Nov 22, 2016
justifiedcoyy:
Osun

Osun


Osun
I'm in there with you.
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by ejihand(m): 6:45am On Nov 22, 2016
I sm posted to Osun state. Anyone posted to osun state here?
NYSC / How Medical NYSC Corps Can Survive In State Like Osun by ejihand(m): 12:25pm On Nov 21, 2016
The economy is of course biting hard on everyone including the govt. Things are no longer easy because things have fallen apart.

Besides redeployment, what can medical corper do legally to generate money for their upkeep since most states govt in Nigeria are no longer paying their medical corpers.
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by ejihand(m): 12:02pm On Nov 21, 2016
Please who live in osun state? Or anyone posted their? Life is wicked ooooo
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by ejihand(m): 6:19am On Nov 21, 2016
Please how do I check it?
Politics / Re: Senate Forgery: Police Submit Fresh Report, Indict Saraki, Ekweremadu - Punch by ejihand(m): 10:26am On Nov 20, 2016
Buhari should forget about this witch-hunt. Alot of people are no longer buying it. The economy should be given top priority now. Even your own people are begging for GEJ to return. Please see the hand writing on the wall.

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Politics / Re: Customs Advertise Sale Of 2 Aircraft, 1 Helicopter by ejihand(m): 9:21pm On Nov 17, 2016
A perfect trap setup by DSS and EFCC. Any company or organization that it's financiers are not pro APC/member and bids for it shouldn't be surprise if a "sting" operation is carried out in their residence by the duo above. It won't be difficult for them to call it part of dazuki-money-for-military operations.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia's Putin Congratulates Trump On Election Win. by ejihand(m): 8:22pm On Nov 09, 2016
Trump and putin seems a perfect combination to deal with religious extremists the world over. The entire world won't remain the same under the watch of these men.
Phones / Re: Why Do Phone Cameras Deteriorate Over Time by ejihand(m): 6:36am On Nov 09, 2016
Yeah. I noticed it in gionee m5

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Programming / Re: Videos Tutorial / Ebooks by ejihand(m): 8:23pm On Oct 22, 2016
adeoyeyemi:
Microsoft Excel is fun. I have the best video tutorials that will enhance your skills. Contact me now!
Interested bro
Celebrities / Re: Olamide Badoo Gets Tattoo On His Leg, Check It Out by ejihand(m): 5:21pm On Oct 22, 2016
YorubaStinks:
Welcome to the club

Tattoo is an art and a way to express your love and passion


For instance, i have my Mum tattooed on my chest, My 2 sons tattooed on my chest, Barack Obama tattooed on my fore arm, the map of Africa tattooed on my entire back


This is love
Your wife nko. Abi na single parenting?
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by ejihand(m): 4:16pm On Oct 18, 2016
ibroh22:

why disturbing yourself when you do through with the yeye registration,,,,Na Ur kind no allow we wey nvr see our name,see am,,,wen u dey disturb the portal,,,,,hanhan,,,,go and chill and wait for call up letter to borno state jare
You are funny. Alright. I won't go to that portal again.
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by ejihand(m): 11:33am On Oct 18, 2016
Saw my name on Senate online verification list yesterday. Completed my registration yesterday. Got my green card which contains the call up number. Just searched the online Senate verification list. It says "no record found". Can anyone tell me what's the problem?
Politics / Re: An Open Letter To President Buhari by ejihand(m): 8:01pm On Oct 13, 2016
Politics / Re: We Will Probe Tinubu, Jonathan, Ameachi, Obasanjo – EFCC by ejihand(m): 5:22pm On Oct 13, 2016
Beer parlor gossips.

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