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Car Talk / Re: Are Mercedes Benz Cars Overrated And Over-hyped In Nigeria? by ejihand(m): 5:55am On Apr 23, 2019
Hustlersdiary:


Keep daydreaming. I can't keep arguing with a one way traffic headed human like you. Shouting reliable upandan. Don't bother replying me I wouldn't reply not cos you were able to prove that Benz are overrated but because you're not worth arguing with. Peace, Have a nice life.

@rapper12, has raised many issues bordering on Benz. Why are you masturbating on "reliability" alone?

The op has raised alot of strong, genuine and compelling points. I'm yet to see anyone engage him constructively.

Most of these guys claiming to have owned "Benz" car only had in dreams. At Best, they might have driven their uncle Benz for errands. For them, all about Benz is the it's logo and white color.

I strongly believe that op knows it's onions. Peace!!

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Health / Re: When Is The Right Time To Take Drugs: Before, After Or With Meal? by ejihand(m): 12:38pm On Apr 21, 2019
He actually provided the answer.

Had it been it is an erotic stories with this length, most of you would have hail the op.

Please read it again. This information is useful.

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Programming / Re: Nicholas Kajoh Builds A Video-based Vehicle Counting System As His Project by ejihand(m): 5:55am On Apr 11, 2019
Could be adapted to count human during election

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Religion / Re: Diocesan Priests Impregnate 30 Nuns! Daddy Freeze Reacts by ejihand(m): 8:14am On Apr 03, 2019
Perhaps 30 priest impregnate 30 nuns. grin

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Education / Re: Law Lecturer Pulls An April Fool Prank Test On His Students In UNICAL by ejihand(m): 8:16am On Apr 02, 2019
Ajibolatao2:
Some harmless funs are okay.

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Health / Re: Which Song Is The Best To Listen To While Waiting For Your HIV Test Result? by ejihand(m): 7:26pm On Mar 29, 2019
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Politics / Re: Atiku Has Everything To Win At Tribunal – Livy Uzoukwu, Counsel by ejihand(m): 2:28pm On Mar 19, 2019
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He didn't win at people's court, na already polarized court him go win?

Anyways, lawyers must chop their own share of the looted money

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Sports / Re: Pep Guardiola Reveals What Will Happen If Man City Fail To Win Champions League by ejihand(m): 5:52pm On Mar 16, 2019
I tip juve
Politics / Re: EFCC Tracking State Bank Accounts To Prevent Outgoing Governors From Looting by ejihand(m): 3:40pm On Mar 16, 2019
When are they inviting ganduje? At least, he's case of corruption is already in public domain
Romance / Re: Do You Think Abuja Based Ladies Are All Runsgirls? by ejihand(m): 10:12pm On Mar 14, 2019
victorian:









You have a babe already

You too greedy ! grin

Stick with your babe jor!

How about me? Single, descent in thought and actions. Willing to mingle
Romance / Re: Will She Marry Me? I'm 22, NCE Holder, She's 26, Doing Her Masters by ejihand(m): 5:35pm On Mar 14, 2019
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AllenSpencer:
Fvck the hell outta her pvssy and move on.

If she still stays glued to you, use her for money rituals

You deserve to drive Brabus 6X6

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Celebrities / Re: Gifts Make Me Wet – Cossy Ojiakor Reveals by ejihand(m): 10:27pm On Mar 12, 2019
adorablepepple:
You got wet..?? Then you had s!x with him and now you want more gift. It is well with you ma’am
grin
Health / Re: I Tested Positive To Hepatitis C by ejihand(m): 9:37pm On Mar 11, 2019
Atigba:


Hepatitis C has a cure

It is only B that doesn't have a cure yet, but can be managed.

Stop misleading the public. Hepatitis C has no cure but could be managed. Hepatitis B is treatable. I won't reply you again.

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Health / Re: I Tested Positive To Hepatitis C by ejihand(m): 8:34pm On Mar 11, 2019
udomoh:
Viral load test can't be 30k. It is actually between 5k to 7k in many labs.

Be wary of that doctor.
Stop lying Mr Man. At my diagnostic center in Lagos, viral load is 36k.

Hepatitis B and C are highly prevalent in Lagos. Unfortunately, no one is talking about it. On average, 3 in 10 persons that comes for serology test are positive for either hepatitis B or C. Most commonly route for this viral infection is through sex. Though blood transfusion account for a small percentage (especially unscreened blood).

Guys!! Stay away from unprotected sex. Stop given your friends keys to your bedroom to have sex with call-girls. Vaginal or penile Secretions from positive individuals ( on the mattress or bedsheets) if in contact with broken skin may lead to Establishment of hepatitis C.

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Politics / Re: Why We Declared Benue Governorship Election Inconclusive – INEC by ejihand(m): 5:31pm On Mar 11, 2019
Orthom is gone

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Romance / Re: Ladies Only : Ovulation And When Is It Safe To Have Sex by ejihand(m): 7:29pm On Feb 28, 2019
Richdad50:
Are you married?

I'm equally not married too. Anything for us ? grin grin
Romance / Re: She Broke Up With Me And Told Me I Am Destined To Be Poor by ejihand(m): 8:35pm On Feb 27, 2019
lovelybugs:
I'm only curious about one thing. Where the hell do you guys get these type of girls from??!?

Every lady claiming innocent now. Most Nigeria ladies are wired that way. They respond to setbacks in a relationship simply by moving on to a richer dude

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Politics / Re: Police DPO And Army Captain Snatch Election Materials In Rivers State - INEC by ejihand(m): 11:12am On Feb 23, 2019
This won't be allowed to happen in buhari stronghold
Politics / Re: Nigeria Election: US Lawmaker Blames Buhari Associates Tells Trump What To Do by ejihand(m): 10:01am On Feb 19, 2019
APC just postponing the humiliation day. Buhari has lost credibility in the eyes of the world as regards to this election. No one wonder he is jittery.

Jonathan and former president of Ghana (both who lost their second time bid) should be around buhari at this moment. They should serve as counsellors to him, because the magnitude of the defeat that Will occur this week Saturday has never been recorded in human existence. It can shut off the heart muscles and fry the brain cells like a burnt fried-egg.

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Education / Re: 10 Most Dangerous Things Found In Space by ejihand(m): 8:48pm On Feb 18, 2019
Either of this event when it happens in grand scale, Will produce quantum of energy in form of radiations, heat and more importantly fire which wipe off any living things on the surface of the earth. Then, Christian's and probably Muslim will believe that hellfire has taken place.

Religion is the greatest setback in human event. Unfortunately, no one is bold enough to questions alot of these dogmas and believes simply because they were born into it.

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Celebrities / Re: Postponement: I Go Dye Blasts Buhari. Tells Him To Apologise by ejihand(m): 2:40pm On Feb 16, 2019
Bros!! Don't fix a new date for the talent hunt yet.


I see INEC shifting the date for a second and third time until the prevailing voting condition have been forced to favor their paying master, Buhari.

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Politics / Re: Why Prof Bogoro Was Reinstated At Tetfund by ejihand(m): 6:58am On Jan 22, 2019
I guess the next person in line after Dr Abdullahi Baffa Bichi is a Christian and a southerner. Therefore, the cabal in the government has to lobby for TETFUND boss, Professor Suleiman Elias Bogoro, a fellow hausa/Fulani .

TETFUND under this present government is organization specialize designed to better the northern Universities. Before a project/research grant is approved for a southern University by TETFUND, know that 20 projects grants has already been approved for a northern Universities under this regime.

Something tells me that Buhari is not aware of this appointment. He would have shopped for a professor with blood/marriage ties from kastina, Kano or kaduna.
Properties / Re: How Do I Get Prepaid Meter From Ibedc by ejihand(m): 7:25am On Jan 11, 2019
2badForReal:
Helo my people,

PLEASE, HOW DO I GET PREPEARERD METTER FROM IBEDC

FROM MOWE SUB STATIOiN


Start by correcting your English
Education / Re: What Are Those Courses You Won't Advise Anyone To Study In Nigeria? by ejihand(m): 10:00pm On Jan 06, 2019
dbos11:



So what course are you going to advice one to study in stead of Biochemistry?
Medical laboratory science

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Foreign Affairs / Re: US, Israel Formally Quit UNESCO by ejihand(m): 9:57pm On Jan 01, 2019
Mystick:
From this, the issue is about Israel. Why is USA acting as if they are the most affected?
Seeing that the USA rebellion started during Obama regime makes me to ask why almost all USA president always lean towards Israel in any dispute, even when Israel is wrong?

USA international policy doesn't change irrespective of who occupy the presidential seat. Even if Buhari is the president of America, he has no choice but to back Isreal.
Car Talk / Re: Arthur Eze Buys 2019 Roll Royce (Photos) by ejihand(m): 5:54pm On Dec 26, 2018
... Always launching latest vehicles, Nigeria celebrities inclusive. When are they going to be launching new startups, business that will directly benefits their Instagram and Twitter followers?

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Politics / Re: Nigeria In Distress, Collapsing — Secondus Mocks Buhari, APC Governors by ejihand(m): 10:22am On Dec 21, 2018
Seetto:

Returning Atiku to our treasury is the best solution, you know deep inside you is a way too gambling....

And you think buhari and his goons are any better? Life itself is a gamble. I'm backing atiku because he has high odd of creating jobs for the teaming populations. For me, unemployment is the Genesis of our modern challenges as regards to nation building.

The devil you know is better than Angel you don't know. There is no politician in our polity now can be described as being clean. The country must be Savaged. It is a collective effort. I cannot do it alone. I welcome you on board sir.
Politics / Re: Nigeria In Distress, Collapsing — Secondus Mocks Buhari, APC Governors by ejihand(m): 5:05am On Dec 21, 2018
Seetto:
PDP forgot their 16 years of misrule, financial mismanagement, spree looting, total regardless to accountability governess, u guys drag us into recession.

Aren't you tired of this line? Now that your party is in charge, is the plane not nose-diving to the ground? Be truthful to yourself.

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Fashion / Re: Yoweri Museveni Tells Quiin Abenakyo To Stop Wearing Wig by ejihand(m): 1:15pm On Dec 20, 2018
I miss Robert Mugabe.

'It’s hard to bewitch African girls these days. Every time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire" (Robert Mugabe, 2004).

"If you are ugly, you are ugly. Stop talking about inner beauty because men do not walk around with X-ray machines to see inner beauty" (Robert Mugabe, 1998)

"All I hear always is, "No sex before marriage." If that was God's plan, then you would receive your penis or vagina on your wedding day" ( Robert Mugabe, 2013)

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Politics / Re: 5,000 Unpaid N-Power Beneficiaries From Kano State Write To Mr. President by ejihand(m): 12:48pm On Dec 20, 2018
Since it is Kano (North), it will paid almost immediately. Ganduje, "a responsible man" will just settle the bills promptly.

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