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i hate GNLD with Passion Dont Blame me let me tell u why

In 2006 after Finishing my Secondary, i discover a sign Post " Wanted experence Driver, school drop out cleaner, sales rep etc salary na 48 thousand na so my Hand Big trust me as a warri Boy na so i apply for the Job and they ask us to return for Interview the next day

See Miracle na so i starch my T shirt con iron am like say tomorrow no dey omo, day never break i don get up brush my teeth like 4 times, take my bath n carry all the Perfume for our House take don fine Boy

day of interview see People for outside i was like God help me na my turn reach, na so i lose control wen i see the Fine sexy lady oboy my broda just dey stand from my trouser na i cross my leg just to answer my question na she come tell me say congratulation u just pass ur test i nearly jump kiss am see Gbedu but she con tell me to come the next two days with N500 becos dey are taking us to their main office for far away benin to lectures us about the work n get started omo na so i pay mugu fee like dat

two days later my papa don wake me from bed na so i start preparation for my travel from Delta to Benin na so i don dey make call dey booga say i don turn big boy see talk na em i reach Rev okewa office for airport road near total filling station estate for warri na so pay my N500 enter their motor we plenty like say we dey go war, shio na so we enter Benin play play con discover say na GNLD na so dey lecture us until sleep catch me

Trust Warri boys na so we start to find person wen we pay moni give so as to re-collect our N500 dey guy don vanish na so we face driver oboy na war, driver self chop craze con tell us say watin be he own for inside na drive he drive us na so i carry hand for head this na one chance na so we carry enter motor go back to warri with no GNLD Officials on board

i hate GNLD with Passion Dont Blame me let me tell u why

In 2006 after Finishing my Secondary, i discover a sign Post " Wanted experence Driver, school drop out cleaner, sales rep etc salary na 48 thousand na so my Hand Big trust me as a warri Boy na so i apply for the Job and they ask us to return for Interview the next day

See Miracle na so i starch my T shirt con iron am like say tomorrow no dey omo day never break i don get up brush my teeth like 4 times, take my bath n carry all the Perfume for our House take don fine Boy

day of interview see People for outside i was like God help me na my turn reach, na so i lose control wen i see the Fine sexy lady oboy my broda just dey stand from my trouser na i cross my leg just to answer my question na she come tell me say congratulation u just pass ur test i nearly jump kiss am see Gbedu but she con tell me to come the next two days with N500 becos dey are taking us to their main office for far away benin to lectures us about the work n get started omo na so i pay mugu fee like dat

two days later my papa don wake me from bed na so i start preparation from my travel from Delta to Benin na so i don dey make call dey booga say i don turn big boy see talk na em i reach Rev okewa office for airport road near total filling station estate for warri na so pay my N500 enter their motor we plenty like say we dey go war, shio na so we enter Benin play play con discover say na GNLD na so dey lecture us until sleep catch me

Trust Warri boys na so we start to find person wen we pay moni give so as to re-collect our N500 dey guy don vanish na so we face driver oboy na war, driver self chop craze con tell us say watin be he own for inside na drive he drive us na so i carry hand for head this na one chance na so we carry enter motor go back to warri with no GNLD Officials on board

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My President Farewell, and Please dont Forget to take Mama Peace

A newborn baby who was buried for eight days in a graveyard in southern Chinahas been found alive, according to local media reports.

The baby boy was found after a woman picking herbs near a cemetery in China's Guangxi region heard an infant's cries coming from underground, the Nanguo Morning Post said.
Spooked, the woman rushed back to her village and returned with police.

Officers dug several centimetres into the ground and found a muddied cardboard box containing the wailing infant.

The parents reportedly abandoned the baby, who has a cleft lip, at the cemetery on April 24. Two days later, and believing him dead, some relatives returned to bury the child.
Eight days after that, he was found covered in mud and coughing up dirty water but alive. Authorities believe he survived because rainwater and oxygen seeped into his box. His condition is believed to be stable now.

In China, though it is illegal to abandon children, many parents give up ill or disabled babies because they fear they cannot afford the medical care needed.

The mother told the Nanguo Morning Post that when her baby was born with a cleft lip she "panicked".
She and her husband, both poor farmers in the countryside, already have a daughter. Asked why she abandoned her son, she said: "It's hard to explain. The situation is complicated and people on the outside can't imagine – all in all, our lack of thought and irresponsibility are the cause."

Five people including three relatives have been detained on suspicion of intentional homicide.
In recent years China has opened dozens of "baby hatches" or welfare homes in 10 provincesso parents can abandon infants safely.
But many of the hatches have been overwhelmed by throngs of abandoned children.
At one baby hatch in Guangzhou province last year more than 260 children were left in under two months. All of the abandoned infants had conditions such as cerebral palsy, Down's syndrome or congenital heart disease.
"I hope everyone understands the difficulties the welfare centre faces," Xu Jiu, director of the centre, told Xinhua news agency.
"We are temporarily closing the centre [to new babies] so that we can properly care for the infants already at the centre."

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/11601899/Chinese-baby-buried-for-eight-days-in-graveyard-survives.html

Tylerdan:
this is a multi-variable type question and cannot be answered in isolation without proper consideration to the subject of study.
following a mathematical equation of values system the we will infer that if 1=11 then 11 should equal 1. but if its based on trend logic the a 2 system answer leaves us with 11= 1111 (a repeat the same number system or by quantitative reasoning then 11 = 121 as we follow a system of multiples of 11.

but is we decide to view it as pure really live maths the 11 = 11 as all the other presumption are wrong mathematically.

i therefore submit that OP even you can not answer the question you have posed for it is like asking us to answer this "is the boy tall" without us knowing which boy is in question or your definition of tall.

this is my submission and i dare you to proof my argument flawed.

For the Fact that u respond to my Brain test is a thing of Joy,i appreciate your Answers.

However the simple Logic to the above Questions can be seen as follow

1+10=11
2+20=22
3+30=33
4+40=44
5+50=55
6+60=66
7+70=77
8+80=88
9+90=99
10+100=110
11+110=121

from all solution given the Username funkyjms is one that Suprise me, he Just vomit the solution as if he was with me

See how funkyjms Solve it

1+10=11
2+20=22
3+30=33
4+40=44
5+50=55
6+60=66
11+110=121

But if u are not convince i may draft in Option B

funkyjms:
1+10=11
2+20=22
3+30=33
4+40=44
5+50=55
6+60=66
11+110=121

hmmm u Smart small is that ur Final answer, after i will post the Real Answer

1=11
2= 22
3=33
4=44
5=55
6=66
11=??

Simple answer, abeg make i enter Toilet Come back then i will copy the Answer

This was Post on Statistician Jeremiah Okoro Facebook so i decide to Share it Here, let take a look

I was just wondering and thinking:
A mere coincidence or a real Destiny and
the Hand of God at work?
The Results:

APC; 15,424,921
PDP; 12,853,162
Margin; 2,571,759
APC wins 21 states
PDP wins 15 plus 1 FCT

APC Result: 15,424,921
Now: 1+5+4+2+4+9+2+1=28

PDP Result: 12,853,162
Now: 1+2+8+5+3+1+6+2=28
Election Date: March 28

The Margin: 2,571,759
Now: 2+5+7+1+7+5+9=36
States in Nigeria = 36

Again: APC wins 21 states and PDP wins 15.
APC: 21 States --- 2+1=3
PDP: 15 States(+ FCT) --- 1+5=6
APC & PDP : 3 & 6 = 36 States (+ FCT)

Think About This Anytime You Seriously
Desire A Great Thing From Your Creator.

My Own Take?
Things Don't Just Happen.
There Is Always An Appropriate Time and
Reason For Everything.
There Is Really No Such Phrase As:
"MERE COINCIDENCE".

Igando Police on Shooting Spray Over Bailot Box
Reasons for the Shooting is Unknow but the Live Event is Happrning in front of Igando STATION

More Details Coming

guy abeg put my Name EJ

Guy Chop Nocko for the eye opening warri no dey carry last joor i cant wait to visit my home warri

i love President Goodluck Jonathan no doubt but the way he handle Nigeria Problem make me sick maybe i should just vote for Buhari

Mr Janathan u push me to vote

BUHARI 4 Change

that is the essential of Education, thump up to her, indeed education goes beyond age

Death Advert Wish: Human Right Group Set to Sanction Gov Fayose

• Accused Father Ejike Mbaka for Using Church for political campaigns

• Chairman NHRC, Professor Chidi
Odinkalu, Says Gov Fayose and Father Mbaka Statements offended public decency and violated all known norms of decorum.

• NHRC: Section 95(1) and (2) of the EA says: “A political campaign or slogan shall not be tainted with abusive language directly or indirectly likely to incite religious, ethnic, tribal or sectional feelings.



The National Human Rights
Commission, yesterday, reviewed the controversial advert placed in some major national newspapers in the country by Governor Ayo Fayose of Ekiti State with a verdict that the material amounted to
“hate speech.”
Though the commission may not
immediately arrest and prosecute Fayose because of the immunity he currently enjoys as a sitting governor, the rights commission might recommend him for appropriate sanctions once he leaves office.

This indication emerged at a stakeholders’ roundtable organised by the NHRC for civil society groups, mainstream and social media partners in Abuja, yesterday.

Chairman of the NHRC, Professor Chidi Odinkalu, who addressed journalists at the forum, decried the death wish publication by the advertiser, saying it offended public
decency and violated all known norms of decorum.

Odinkalu said the governor, who is a member of the National Council of States, which makes decisions for the security of the country, should have exhibited caution and statesmanship in sending out the
message. The NHRC chairman noted that the governor went too far in his controversial message not minding that even the children of the former Northern leaders he showed to have died in office might feel bad while the same party also expected them to cast their votes for them in the forthcoming elections.

Odinkalu pointed out that the governor’s advert was not only in bad taste but it also violated Section 95 of the Electoral Act and should be made to pay for such open
infraction.

Section 95(1) and (2) of the EA says: “A political campaign or slogan shall not be tainted with abusive language directly or indirectly likely to incite religious, ethnic, tribal or sectional feelings.
“Abusive, intemperate, slanderous or base language or insinuations or innuendos designed or likely to provoke violent reaction or emotions shall not be employed or used in political campaigns.”

Mbaka breaches Electoral Act

The commission also took up issue with the Parish Priest of Adoration Ground, Rev Father Ejike Mbaka, for using his pulpit to canvass support for and against President Goodluck Jonathan and Gen. Muhammadu Buhari.

Odinkalu said Mbaka breached the
Electoral Act by first prophesying tto the First Lady, Dame Patience Jonathan, last November that Jonathan would win the 2015 election and later predicting during his New Year day preaching that Jonathan
should resign and leave the stage for Buhari for not doing enough.
The chairman said the action of the Reverend Father breached Section 95 (3) of the Electoral Act, which states that “places designated for religious worship, police station and public offices shall not be used
for political campaigns, rallies and
processions or to promote, propagate or attack political parties, candidates, their political ideologies or programmes.

Sources https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=761805317234050&id=351969241550995

Source 2 http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/01/death-wish-advert-nhrc-sanction-fayose/

www.vanguardngr.com/2015 /01/death-wish-advert- nhrc-sanction-fayose/

The rotting corpse of a missing young woman has been discovered floating in a city's filtration tank after residents complained of a "strange taste" in their drinking water.
Police said the body of aspiring actress Carmen Yarira Noriega Esparza, 27, was found in the tank by council workers responding to reports of foul tasting water.
The pretty brunette, a psychology graduate who dreamed of a TV career, was last seen leaving her gym in the Mexican capital Mexico City in February last year.
Following the grisly discovery, her family and friends are demanding answers over how her remains went unnoticed for so long.
In addition, residents in the area have been left horrified at the thought that the woman's decaying body tainted their domestic water supply for 11 months.
A police spokesman said: "City officials were called to the tank and when they opened it up they found the body in a high state of putrefaction.
"The body has been taken to the Institute of Forensic Sciences where a postmortem will be carried out to determine the exact cause of death.
"However she has already been identified as the missing woman from implants that she had as a result of a plastic surgery operation."

According to police, it had been feared that Carmen - for whom they had a missing person report - had been taken by a gang involved in the sex slave business.
However, their investigation is now focused on her relationship with a businessman she had been seeing until she became romantically involved with a lawyer.
Officers said the businessman had been paying the rent on her flat.
But the week before she was supposed to move out of the flat, she vanished.

Carmen's friends and family launched a social media campaign and posted photographs of her in public in a bid to find her after a police probe failed to turn anything up.
Pal Javier Paz, 30, said: "She was a talented and beautiful women who dreamed of being an actress.
"When she failed to turn up at the clinic where she worked, we all thought that she might have been kidnapped and sold off into the sex trafficking industry, but it seems that her body was back in her apartment block the whole time.

http://www.standardmedia.co.ke/lifestyle/article/2000147836/dead-body-found-in-mexico-city-main-water-tank-after-residents-complain-of-strange-taste

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Carry go Wizkid and haters go look bush

yeye dey smell

InZA:
You are quite a goat.


No offense, it's just that...


You're quite a goat.


Ohh... Did I say the same things again?


You must really be a goat then.

watin be your own for inside, Busy body yeye dey smell

i Cant stand Tonto, goshhhh yeye dey smell

Vampirer

Suicide is not the Answer instead go into 16 days fasting n prayer n breaking every 6pm daily use Psalm for ur Reading.... Coming Soon I will share a Gay story about my friend

Suicide is not the Answer instead go into 16 days fasting n prayer n breaking every 6pm daily use Psalm for ur Reading.... Coming Soon I share a Gay story about my friend

THE politics of who becomes governor in Delta State has followed a pattern since the start of this democracy. The Urhobos feel the thing should always come to them to settle the bigger issue of the politics of the state. It is a sore point that was inflicted right at inception, when the state was created on August 27, 1991 by then military president, General Ibrahim Badamosi Babangida. The understanding then and till now is that new states should be created along the old provincial lines, but in the specific case of Delta, Asaba, which is not part of the old Delta Province, was not only appropriated into the state, but named its headquarters.
In terms of location, Asaba is closer to Anambra State (separated only by the Niger and literally a stone throw from Onitsha) than it is to Warri, the headquarters of the old Delta Province. There was no ready justification for this. Some people explained that IBB did it as a marital gift to his wife Maryam, now late, who hailed from Asaba. Others said it happened that way because the groups in the core Delta, especially the Urhobos and the Itsekiris, could not agree on a common location for the capital and a third consideration – Asaba – was introduced to stop the in-fighting.
Whichever, the point to note is that 23 years down the journey, the sore has refused to heal completely and each time the contest for the governorship seat comes up, the old wound opens to expose buried grievances. It is the same point that the leadership of the Urhobo Progress Union (UPU), the umbrella organisation of the Urhobo people under Chief Joe Omene is making regarding the 2015 contest. Rightly or wrongly, the Urhobos see the governorship as a permanent compensation for the loss of the state capital and the governorship of Delta State can hardly be discussed with them outside the issue of the location of the capital.
This is however on one hand. On the other hand is the argument for equity in the state, which runs on a geo-political tripod of North, South and Central. While the North and South are cut along ethnic and dialectical lines, the Central is exclusively populated by the Urhobos. By May 29, the Central and South would have had eight years apiece in the 16 years of this democracy. Chief James Ibori who took the first shot when the journey started in 1999 is an Urhobo from Ethiope West local government area. He ran full course, between 1999 and 2007, and handed over to the incumbent, Dr Emmanuel Uduaghan an Itsekiri from Warri North local government area, who will also finish eight years on May 29.
This naturally sets the stage for a Northern performer in 2015 and probably till 2023, before the Central and the Urhobos can push for another legitimate claim. The North, which for now, is favoured by this power rotation arrangement calls it ‘Equity 2015’ and it has appropriately built its campaign for the governorship around it.
It sounds good except that the Central is insisting on all sides coming to the equity table with unsoiled hands. In one of his arguments to back the Urhobo claim for the governorship in 2015, the UPU leader, Chief Omene stated that for objectivity, the equity theory should be stretched to cover appointments at the centre. Specifically, he was searching for equity in an arrangement that offered the North a permanent finance minister and now the Central Bank Governor in a federation where the Urhobos, purportedly the fifth ethnic nationality, had lived for almost six years with nothing until very recently.
Chief Omene also noted that the power shift policy of the PDP has operated more in breach than otherwise over the years and that the Urhobos should not be blackmailed with it to capitulate sheepishly and allow the PDP candidate in Delta State unchallenged ride to power. He mentioned Benue, Kaduna and even Rivers as States where the rule has not applied to address perceived geo-political imbalances. He said the unconstitutional rule of equity is invoked only when it is convenient and should not be used to box a majority group in the state into an underdog.
Of the 25 council areas in the state, the Urhobos occupy exclusively eight and parts of two others in Delta South. Estimates put them at above 50 per cent of both the population and registered voters and if they come together under a free and fair contest, they definitely have the numbers to swing victory.
This is the crux of the matter. Two sets of critical variables must fall on the same line to make electoral or political capital out of that demographic strength. There must be unity of purpose and a transparent system that appropriately rewards efforts. So far and good, there is a disturbing incapacity on the part of the Urhobos to unite for a common purpose and also to engage the Nigerian system on its own terms. And so, since 2007 and even 2003, the Urhobos have been ‘winning’ governorship elections including the January 6, 2011 re-run between Governor Emmanuel Uduaghan and Chief Great Ogboru following the nullification of the 2007 governorship election by the Appeal Court sitting in Benin, but they have not been able to secure victory.
Why it is so is perhaps a subject for scholarly inquisition. For now, I only want to say new results do not come from doing things the same way. Just as it was in previous efforts, the UPU has begun a mobilization to make every Urhobo vote to count for Urhobo interest in the 2015 governorship election in the state. Good! But seeing the current approach, it is doubtful if the lessons of the past have been assimilated.
The missteps of yesteryears manifested so glaringly in the build-up to and at the PDP governorship primary in the state. Chiefs Ovie Omo-Agege and Kenneth Gbagi both aspirants and whom the UPU had reportedly asked to step down and queue behind the Urhobo preferred candidate, Mr. David Edevbie, refused blatantly to abide even with the threat of sanctions. They chose instead to weaken the front. The worm that eats the tree cannot live outside of it. Power is never given, not even on a wooden platter and the quest for it should go far beyond mere aspiration.
The final result of the primary gave Senator Arthur Okowa, the winner, 406 votes as against David Edevbie’s 299. If the assumption was that Edevbie got votes only from Urhobo delegates, it means about one third of the 420 Urhobo delegates did not vote for him. Yet the Urhobo votes were neither taken by Omo-Agege nor Gbagi, both of whom froze at 10 and two votes respectively. The bulk Urhobo votes were enough to return Edevbie without further ado. Also, in a contest where the North of the state had close to 10 contestants, the possibility of an unshared block zonal votes going to the eventual winner did not exist.
In fact, Mr. Victor Ochie, the second runner-up and the other contestants from the Anioma part of the state polled a total of about 300 votes outside Okowa’s. The only contestant from the South, Godsdey Orubebe got 48 votes. It means the Central or the Urhobos constituted the feasting zones for the northern contestants, including Senator Okowa.
It is a democracy where majority carries the day. If the Urhobo majority is unable to carry the day and the minority either through manipulation or outright intimidation becomes a majority, the Urhobos should have none but themselves to blame. The vision to hold permanently the governorship seat of Delta State is cheap; any quarter can have such dream. What is rather expensive and difficult to come by is the strategy at delivering such grand vision. Perhaps the strategy of mass attack and mass defence has not worked and requires re-tooling or outright abandonment for something better.
Put differently, since the Urhobos do not have all it takes - including cash and character - to do effective battle, they can go into strategic alliances with others to achieve the same purpose of enhancing their stake of the common wealth. Whichever way the yam germinates - from the head or tail – it will develop into a full tuber in the end. Even now, the UPU is facing the enormous challenge of getting two strong Chiefs, O’tega Emerho of the APC and Great Ogboru of LP, governorship election regular, to collapse their structures into a front to tackle the PDP at the polls.
It is hoped that this will be achieved before D-day. The alternative, which is less stressful but most unpalatable by popular taste, is to go into business with the PDP candidate, Senator Arthur Okowa. Almost everybody agrees he is a fine gentleman, with whom the Urhobos and others in the state can do good business. I think also it is a good option, just in case! I shall continue next week.


http://www.ngrguardiannews.com/opinion/columnist/192626-ogbodo-delta-2015-a-place-for-the-urhobos

i always belief this man indeed u worship a true God

is not strange things to me because similar occurance once befall my family, then i was like " is a lie" but the Nemesis keeping Occuring and the Spirit of my late brother love by all keep appearing not untill i push for a meeting with our family pastor and a three day fasting n prayer was offer leading to the end of the scenario

lesson for the Gays i wish they all change their ways