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Congratulation my swthrt.More grace to ur elbow

Congratulation my swthrt

lifezone247:
Look at this side winding, foolish bastard saying. All the jabs that I have given you all day were not quotes on your foolish moniker?




I have bullied you all day, exposed you as a numpty, slapped the taste out of your mouth, disgraced your lineage, exposed you as a nitwit, check mated your blatant idiocy, proven to all members of the board that you are a proper numbskull, a complete waste of space and an imp, and you are still trying to form "braveheart"! Men your family tree has always been a bastion of _stupidity so its no wonder that you are displaying the classic signs of a gifted poltroon!


I think you enjoy being _stupid for a living. I can't explain this sort of scatter brained approach you use in interacting with individuals who are not a part of your animal kingdom!



No wonder you are well respected in asylums, the down syndrome community, the homosexual community, crack houses, covens of prostitutes, hades, the delinquent tout communities and in the land of the intellectually challenged!



You have been gifted with an affinity for supreme retardation! Your folks must be very proud since the apple does not fall too far from the tree! Your contributions henceforth on this thread are inconsequential and would be treated as _shit while being branded with a parental advisory tag!



Now enjoy this QUOTE, YOU _stupid, brain dead, cud chewing, _shit stabbing, foolish, non sense having, know nothing scion of the damned!

Hahahahahaha JESUS CHRIST,animal in a human form,abegggiiii keepon vomiting.kwontiunu

lifezone247:
Will you shut up your dirty mouth you this primitive homosexual bastard son of a 1000 fathers? 

Who waste time parenting you?


Quote me again if dem born that your 1 legged papa well and I will give you an e-beating so severe that you would think that the rapture has begun without your prior notice! 



Hopeless, local, good for nothing sad sack of stinking _shit!

Hahahahahahahahahahahhihihihihi laugh wanna tear my boxers here,Small boi go get life

VanTee20:

Congratulations to them. Wish them conjugal bliss. May they forever remain . .

Amen o....IJN.Ur comment swt me daii

lifezone247:
who the hell is your oga? Me? Naa I can't be.
Gworo chewing infant gorilla! 



You must be an alien from a planet where they eat through their anus and _shit from the mouth? Look at the nonsensical crap you are trying to spar with? Or do we need to add Dyslexia to the long list of genetic anomalies you were born with?




So not only due you suffer from hereditary foolishness, factory fitted _stupidity, rectal cancer and psychosis but you are also blessed with the wits of a baby he-goat, the IQ of a snail and the cognitive abilities of a motor park tout? 



I even thought I was about to spar with a worthy adversary not realising that I had stepped into the arena with a wild animal looking for shelter from the dangers and problems associated with surviving in the wild! 



A brain dead bastard such as yourself actually deserves pity instead of a koboko! No wonder even your siblings have to deny your existence at all times! 



I'm sure every time that your keke napep driving father takes a look at your ogre like face, he instantly wishes he had pulled out his cancer ravaged_penis from that your prostitute mothers ocean sized _pussy and ejaculated you all over her rash infected laps when they were trying to conceive you! You are gods only mistake! 


Bloody, good for nothing, demented, frustrated, poverty stricken, stinky bastard..........

Hahahahaha i was born n brought up in a family that values parents alot,i will not acuse ur parent cox i value them alot haha boi go n get a life cox u re in darkness Lol

blackberlin:
haters will say it's photoshop

Na u talk am

kristie26:
Ycee's looking fresher now

power of money

lifezone247:
You are pained because I have pointed out your brain dead _stupidity to you? I like that! But I'm sure by now you are used to people pointing out your _moronic behaviour to you on a daily basis!

You can't even afford a damn to give since you are nothing but a local, _retarded, ignorant, poverty stricken nobody! No wonder your folks spit on the ground whenever you walk into their home! Beast of burden!
Look down bellow that is a pics of a hungry church rat go get your self a life and Bleep off my mention.

Hahahahaha oooogaaaaash i will not leave u till u get life haha 419 no dey pay.Hungry pig, stay dr dey wait for person wey u go kpafu lolz

youngboi:
Na for gutter she dey stay?

Haha

lifezone247:
oh! You are still here, thought your data has finished, well time to nail you completely, will give you the taste of what you deserve fool. Since you also seem to be suffering from "a distinct lack of wits", I would advise you keep reading all my posts on this very thread! You will eventually realise how _stupid you also are when you are done!

Now with no due respect, kindly get the _fuck off my mentions!

Hahahahaha ur angry cox i tell u d truth,for d third time go n look for a job n help ur bp n ur parent ok, b4 hungry go take ur body do ur village map.419 no dey paaaaaaaay again.Olodo Lol

lifezone247:
your type can not even serve as a cleaner in my office, continue wit your street hawking job it will pay you more.

Ur signature has said it all.A 419 like u,i hv warned u go n look for a job cox u came late for 419 biz,e no dey pay again.Lols

lifezone247:
it's hating, not haten. At your signature, it's hustling not hustlen.

I no have your time ok,go look for job to help ur bp.English teacher.lolz

sukkot:
Bleach tinz. her lightskin was purchased in a bottle lolzz

I command d spirit of hate n jelousy to depert from u by fire by tunder IJN Amen.Go u re free

lifezone247:
Coke and fanta.

Go look for man of GOD make him deliver u frm spirit of haten n jelousy

Obijulius:
Igbo girls fine sha..

Sometimes I look at my daughter and wonder why she has to be this fair and gorgeous.

And then I remember, she's Igbo.

Thank God!!!!

Thank God for other tribes too (anyhow you look, before haterzz kill me with mentions )

Lol.no mind d haters

modelmike7:
. . . . I can lie? On what you did not know of? For saying so, instead of your 2nd statement alone, i wont bother to reply you? Go find out!

U can't reply me cox u re not pure.Hu ur reply epp self?

modelmike7:
. . . . Tiwa also copied from someone.

Chaiii bro u can lie o...“Tiwa copied it frm hu?

BrutalJab:
Why calling him unfortunate See what joblessness and frustration can cause. Chai!!!

Oya go and start E-Money 101 to know his source of wealth naaa.

You better pray to God to make you half as rich as this man.

No mind him,na him type go die wt poverty

ucsparks:
Too much money. I'll do this for my kids i swear, they must enjoy what i couldn't

Amen IJN

Kobicove:
Another car from a faceless bae...

The truth on how celebrities with no visible means of livelihood suddenly get money to buy cars will soon come out

Hmmm poverty blood flowing,sowi eeer i feel ur pain

FunnyQuotes:
“Some women’s legs are like rumors, they just keep on spreading”

I smell jealousy here

StarPlayer:
Nawao.. Some people puna dey really pay them oh

Hmmm bro u get mouth

modelmike7:
Cute and lovely baby. Nigerians and copy copy tins sha!

As in eeer,jst coped frm my swthrt TIWA SAVAGE

Oh boi!Basketmouth wowones na gift frm god o... but tank god for money

bettercreature:
Mind what you wish for...Pray to God to bless you but not like this man you dont know how he is getting his money

Wetin concern u,ur life her life.Thats y ur type wil live all ur life in poverty.Haba“who are u to judge ur fellow humanbeing.Matcwww

nuelzy:
this one small.. u needed to see my sister's own... they both grew up dsame hood.. went to dsame school..cooked and slept inter-changeably in each other's house... went to service.. same year... same state [call it weird luck!!!]...they both were in d labor market 2geda... grinding it hard ....when my sister's fiancee now said its time to make d bleeping official...





her bestie was the happiest girl on earth den.. she single handedly saw to all d aso-ebi stuff.. the bridal design... nd cake.. [oh did i mention dey learnt catering together?? ...yes they did.. ]long story short... wedding day came... and immediately my sis said "i do" to her man.. bestie embarrassed her whole generation for church...

shioo... see cry!!! ...d bestie wailed like a baby.. all her make up were ruined... my sis come kuku join... neighbours wey sabi us join... ....my sister's husband understood... he just went to bestie.. who was obviously chief brides-maid and brought her to d alter.. both she nd my sister.. hugged... and gave more tears to their beautiful face and dress

i was gobs smacked to say d least... i laffed like it was my last ...

minutes later later... pictures, reception... traditional marriage followed suit... bestie nd sis danced like they neva did... dat my sis nah dancer sha...


thought it was over... time to go.... my mum literally held her son in-law's car door in tears..not to take my sis away

my papa strong no be small... see as d man hijack my mama... yet she didnt bulge... now i wasnt flabbergasted... i was actually confused


is my old woman actually doing this... ?? no no... it cant be... fellow women now used their mamaism style take commot my mama from door.. nah so our in-law take enter car.. nd nw drove his wife and bestie with few other friends home..


the convoy was pretty long tho....


guess who cried the next morning... our last born.. ME!!!!...:-D


it dawned on me i just lost my special adviser... and d best cook in this whole world...


my pillow suffered for days... still does

me too don join una cry,i jst dey read ur post dey cry

tellwisdom:
Why did he die?

Call GOD on phone for d info

IncredibleJoe:
Wetin I talk no good?

Abeg no mind him“wetin carry HABA BROS join ur condolence msg

IamNawty:
Dangote b killing Nigerians since 1865

Wetin carry Dangote come here.Abeg dey read b4 commentn ok

ificatchmodeh:
Una don start ba?..why not allow this lady enjoy her marriage..
She need her privacy..

No mind all dis hunger blogers.mtchwwww