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Family › Re: What Will You Do If The DNA Result Shows You Ain't Your Father's Child? by Ekakamba(op): 8:09pm On Jan 05, 2021
Lemme rephrase the question:

What will you do if the result shows that you are not your father's biological son?

andrewmeddy8:
if am poor I will do rituals wit the child
if am rich I will let the child be







lol � that na joke oooo
what I will do first is to dispose the mother and I will continue taking care of the child
Family › Re: What Will You Do If The DNA Result Shows You Ain't Your Father's Child? by Ekakamba(op): 8:04pm On Jan 05, 2021
cool
Family › What Will You Do If The DNA Result Shows You Ain't Your Father's Child? by Ekakamba(op): 8:03pm On Jan 05, 2021
As an adult ooo... Let's say you're >27 years old. Although it will be difficult to know how most of us will react because reality is different from thoughts.

Have you found yourself in such scenario? We'll like to hear your experience.

Properties › Re: How Do I Approach My Landlord To Withdraw The Increment In Rent? by Ekakamba: 5:08pm On Jan 05, 2021
You landlord is a seer.

He has seen a vision that your income will increase beyond your imagination in the 3rd quarter of this year and Nigerians will get a ratified minimum wage of 100k per month in the last quarter of this year.

Be glad OP!
Celebrities › Re: D'banj, His Wife Lineo And Their Baby Girl Step Out Together In New Photos by Ekakamba: 4:55pm On Jan 05, 2021
Crime › Re: 16-year-old Barakat Melojuekun Begs Nigerians To 'Allow The Matter To Rest’ by Ekakamba: 7:59am On Jan 04, 2021





WHY DID SHE MAKE IT PUBLIC THEN?
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Ekakamba: 8:38pm On Jan 03, 2021
Homie took it (TRP), have you?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWcYfRH-5rU
Celebrities › Re: The Misguided Hate On Nigerian Rich Kids - Opinion by Ekakamba: 1:58pm On Dec 30, 2020
cool
izzou:
[color=royalblue]I am not a fan of Davido, but I like how he keeps going further, making more hits with people they can only dream of.

Heaven knows I'll use my wealth and might to take my children to the top when the time comes.

If I fit afford school wey dey pay #10 million per term, I go put them there.

There's no point of striving to be wealthy, and end up allowing my kids start from the bottom.

God forbid
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Celebrities › Re: The Misguided Hate On Nigerian Rich Kids - Opinion by Ekakamba: 1:55pm On Dec 30, 2020
pocohantas:
Not just rich people, but happy people or anyone that looks like he or she is not struggling.



This is not about Davido, but a trend I have observed- online and offline.
cool
Family › Re: Must I Fall In Love Before I Marry? by Ekakamba: 7:32pm On Dec 29, 2020



No!

But make sure the other party fall in love with you.


grin tongue
Car Talk › Re: Acura ZDX, Honda Crosstour And The BMW X5 by Ekakamba: 6:39pm On Dec 29, 2020
Enyimbamercedes:
There is nothing wrong with the Crosstour! I drive a 2012 Crosstour with 92k Km on it and not a single issue! Regular oil change at 5000km using only recommended oils, transmission and differential fluid changes... never been to a workshop for any serious mechanical issue... so can you tell me why
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump's Administration Is "Irresponsible" - Joe Biden by Ekakamba: 6:01pm On Dec 29, 2020






We are suffering from the same matter here. But not Trump's. grin tongue
Politics › Re: High Profile Corruption Cases Nigerians Expect In 2021 by Ekakamba: 5:59pm On Dec 29, 2020




High Profile Protest to expect in Tea Went Tea, Tea Went Tea Wan.


undecided
Education › Re: COVID-19 Lockdown: 500 Secondary School Students Pregnant In Benin by Ekakamba: 8:05am On Dec 29, 2020
PUSSYHOE:
poverty no allow women close leg
Politics › Re: TB Joshua: I Never Said Orji Uzor Kalu Would Be Nigeria’s Next President In 2023 by Ekakamba: 3:00pm On Dec 28, 2020
grin tongue
Celebrities › Re: Lotanna Udezue: Biglo Dies Of Kidney Ailment by Ekakamba: 6:49pm On Dec 27, 2020
RIP!
Education › Re: What Are Some Must Read Books For People In Their 20s? by Ekakamba: 10:50am On Dec 26, 2020
Good.
Phones › Re: Umidigi A5 Pro by Ekakamba: 10:54pm On Dec 25, 2020
For this country?

jemijames:
My Umidigi A5 pro just gave up the ghost. It's been 4 months and it still won't come on. the battery wasn't low, the screen isn't cracked. it just died like that. When I plug it to power, there is no response, it just gets warm. I took it to a phone repairer, the idiot cracked the back screen in a bid to try to pry open the phone but he said it's a board issue that I should just give up on the phone. Any umidigi expert here that can help me out? I really love the phone
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Ekakamba:
Zabiboy:

As much as I do blame these women for this bullshit, it's actually men's fault..We gave them the freedom to do this. Women simply fill in the roles we put out for them. It's not like a woman invented the idea of a strip-club.It's not like a woman started producing vibrators.. And it's not like women force men to pay for their nudes or pay for sex; we do it voluntarily. We allow our sexual urges to control us... This was our fault...Even tho we(on this thread) dont do it , a great number of men do it..And as always, Majority wins...

Anyways, i'll love to know how that chat ended.. even tho i'm not expecting her to come up with anything meaningful
Apt.

This is how it ended.

This price tag I put on pussy is due to the demand and supply by our brothers here in Nigeria 'the urgent 2k mantra' & catching cruise. grin
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Ekakamba:
MJBOLT:
to women sex is worth what the guy is willing to offer,I'm sure if she sees a guy ready to pay 100k for sex, she will discard this one ASAP.
You're right.

There's this scenario:
I was chatting with a friend's gf via WhatsApp (she didn't recognize me, I just bought the SIM recently), gist reach gist, I told her I wanna get intimate with her and she asked me if she's my gf, I said no. She said I should look elsewhere. I now told her I will pay her #15,000. Her reply seems she was flabbergasted, she sent a voice note with an exciting tone (saying for just sexing her I wanna pay 15k, I must be joking, I showed seriousness and she agree to meet me).

I smiled because it's time for me to play (as in play, lol).

I now got a friend's phone, saved the girl's number and started the conversation in a blunt way.

Me: Hi, its Bleep. I collected your contact at so so mall, damn you got the nicest shape I've come across and I wish to drill that hole to my satisfaction.

Her: huh

Me: I will pay you 20k, even if you've never done this believe me you won't regret it. Remember I am going to give you both orgasm and money.

Her: Is this your number?

Me: Yes.

Her: When should we meet up?

Me: so so so day (I gave her the same date and time I did with my other line).

She agreed. I was like hahahaha, my friend serious gf that he trust with all his heart.

On the said date, I contacted her thru my new SIM around 10am to remind her of our meeting, she said she can't make it that something came up and she'll let me know if there is change in plans. I just smiled.

An hour later she chatted me thru my friend's phone to remind me about our hook up and I told her I can't make it, chai! girl sent me a voice note showing her disappointment, saying she liked me and look at what I've done.

Girl now reached me thru my new SIM saying we can now meet up, I didn't reply her. She called like 7 times within 30mins, I didn't pick and she send a message saying she's free; nicca didn't reply. She sent a voice note professing love bla bla bla.... Up to date, girl still send messages once in a while to collect that 15k. grin

My body just weak for my friend.

Sorry, story so long.
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Ekakamba: 10:49am On Dec 24, 2020
One among many.

1 pic, a thousand words. What again do most of them have to offer? undecided

Education › Re: ASUU Strikes: A Generation Across Strikes by Ekakamba: 8:51pm On Dec 23, 2020
ASUU
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2041 strike days i.e. 5 years, 7 months and 3 days since the first strike was recorded in April 1973. grin tongue
Christianity Etc › Re: Dunamis Church Shares Christmas Packages, As Thousands Besiege Glory Dome by Ekakamba: 4:51pm On Dec 23, 2020
There's is time for everything.

A time to give and a time to take.

A time to criticise and a time to:
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Business › Re: Inside Garment Factory Owned By Jim Okolo As FRSC Visits (Photos) by Ekakamba: 7:19pm On Dec 22, 2020




Nice one.

Any contract to produce/procure para-military uniforms will go straight to him. SME not run/owned by a politician have a 0.01% chance of winning any bid against a politician's enterprise.


grin tongue
Politics › Re: Kwankwaso: 2023 Will Be Do-or-die, We Won’t Accept ‘inconclusive’ In Kano by Ekakamba: 10:30am On Dec 22, 2020






APC are doing their own!

PDP are planning their own.

The youths (leaders of yesterday but now called 'leaders of tomorrow') are rallying behind the 3 in 1 leaders (of yesterday, today, and tomorrow).

Diss CornTree.. grin tongue
Car Talk › Re: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by Ekakamba: 6:49am On Dec 22, 2020
olumzzz:
Kilode?
Oga calm down sir.
Just marry 1 and stick with her for better for worse
Thanks. grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Sex In The Dream!!! by Ekakamba:





OP you're suffering from kpansh deprivation and you need physical kpanshing ASAP.

Here is your dosage for 1 week: 1 - 2 - 3.

One round (quickie) in the morning, two at noon, and 3 at night (romp).

grin tongue
Education › Re: Oyo Teachers Write Exam Questions On Blackboards To Protest Unpaid Grants by Ekakamba: 9:59pm On Dec 21, 2020


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grin tongue
Health › Re: Mother Of Five Commits Suicide In Ebonyi (Graphic Photo) by Ekakamba: 9:54pm On Dec 21, 2020



It was gathered that before she took the drastic action, she had lamented that she was finding it difficult to take care of her children.

Ladies & gents,







WISE UP! undecided
Sports › Re: Diego Maradona Death Was A Form Of Suicide As Doctor Reveal Attempts To End Life by Ekakamba: 9:45pm On Dec 21, 2020
And I quote:
"If I'm responsible for anything when it comes to Diego, it was loving him, caring for him, improving his life to the end and extending it,"
I asked if he wanted to commit suicide, and he said (Maradona) "Maybe someday, what do I know?"
Who no go like exonerate himself? Dr. na suspect.
Car Talk › Re: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by Ekakamba: 8:31pm On Dec 21, 2020
olumzzz:
It's just a lighter mobil xhp.
Use mobil 1 instead if it's your 1st service.
Choose your choice:
5w 20 for better fuel economy
5w 30 for better engine protection
Can one use the 2 interchangeably? huh
Health › Re: COVID-19: FG Restricts Guests To 50 At Conferences, Weddings, Others by Ekakamba: 8:25pm On Dec 21, 2020





Good one.

Even if you don't believe COVID-19 is real, just stylishly take the precautionary measures put in place.

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