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Will give you a call tomorrow.

calculusx:
• Yes it is. 2 units available

Available?

Still available?

LIVINGICON:
@caveadullam

Which kind pussy do you like to 4uck, hairy, clean-shaven, fat, small, big, anytype at all. All expenses on me.

The truth u spit out daily is top notched.

Don't pay for what others get for free.

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Dem return d ransom?

luminouz:
That's what we have been saying since bro... Women don't understand what love is, in respect to a man. It's about status, class and all that to them. Men can fuq,date and marry tomato and kunu sellers but how many graduate women can marry lowkey vulcanizers. This shiit gets worse as she gets more education/money. A unemployed female PHD holder would scorn at an unemployed male BSc holder. She would hint at him not being at her level and I wonder what dafuq is wrong with women. Why does everything have to be transactional or material? I have seen and watched thousands of women since I was born and I tell you this, women don't think like men do. They just can't even think like we do. I was fifteen when I realised that there is nothing like love with women,it's just a lot of libidoic chemicalised mumbo jumbo neurotransmitters BS affecting our decisions.

There is nothing I love more than putting these egoistic women in their places. A self acclaimed feminist came to my house y'day. She saw as everywhere stew in my new crib and she was forming lovey dovey and shit. My dick no even rise. I was just so uninterested. Naso this motivational speaker enter kitchen cook soup finish, packaged some to take home, enter my bathroom took one toilet roll, entered kitchen again poured my palm oil inside nylon bag. Yet this was a babe whose status is always about how broke men are and such?

I let her reach my house gate, collected her bag, took my toilet roll, took my palm oil and poured the soup she took into the gutter, called bike for her and bid her goodbye.

Her WhatsApp status that night was full of pain. I enjoyed it.

N.B: This is 2021. If she is not a keeper, she is not worth your resources. Let her leave and never look back.

This is sooooo me! I do wonder at times whether I am the only guy that has the guts to do such sh!t. I am glad to know that there are homies like me.

She didn't even asked, she was just fetching, carrying, fetching like say na her papa house.

For the record, I don't like (dating) fat girls. But I have no issue with any of my G(s) who wanna roll with 'em (either short term or long term). Why should I take paracetamol for someone's headache bro? Why? Let's RESPECT peoples' taste.


Shey you see bro, our G luminouz love 'em phat.

i926:
There is a difference between thick and fat. I'm talking about fat here.

Any man that likes fat ladies need serious deliverance. Last time I walked with a fat lady, I was deeply ashamed of myself.

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I don empty my main crypto biz aza, abi dem wan block all aza wey dey linked to my BVN? I don empty dem too. Marafakers!





Nigerians and Nigeria crying to Jah: ‘Eli, Eli, lema sabachthani?

Easy bro, we all gat different tastes. A man's meat is another man's poison.

i926:
A stupid Nairaland guy is in love with a short oversized fat bitch, that I basically won't even want to fvck.Some guys are hopeless with women.

I don't know, if he has seen the full HD picture of the lady before... cuz most of her pics na cut, she dey cut am.

sajmark:
you've made sense boss, no doubt.
But the fact that Michael Corleone's friends and gangsters stood beside and behind him in times of trouble while his beloved wife left him tells us something about the woman's nature.
women just ain't loyal...

No lies bro!

See ehn, success has lotta friends and failure?

I won't blame her for the decisions she took (reasons below) after all we all gonna put ourselves first before anyone.

* She met him an already-made criminal and she knows very well that when the law catches up with him, he's going down alone (if you were to be in her shoes what will you do).

* She never pushed him to be a criminal, she saw an opportunity (to get married to a super-rich man irrespective of how he got his wealth as long as she won't be affected by the ways he made his $) and utilized it.

It's a game and she won right from the time the relationship started.

My opinion.

sajmark:
I was watching the godfather 2 (1974) and shook my head when I saw this scene.
in the screenshot you see Michael Corleone's wife telling him she no longer loves him because he is being tried in court for being the head of a criminal organisation.
points to note:
1). she knew exactly who and what he does before agreeing to marry him.
2). she's had his children (successfully mated with an alpha male)
3). she is afraid the Corleone family might go down and she doesn't want any part of it.
4). I'm sure she's had enough money stuffed up somewhere, which means she leaves him a rich woman... free from any criminal ties.
5). she never really loved him in person, but what he was offering her (power, wealth, protection e.t.c)
ALL WOMEN ARE REALLY LIKE THAT.

Same thing I wanna ask.

idu1:
After putting the 17 inches what is the ground clearance now on a scale of one to ten?

IamGoke:
This thread has so far been wonderful to me and I have been following its tenets pragmatically.

These girls are not nice at all, they are sollipsistic and want everything for themselves.

https://twitter.com/Ekwulu/status/1357317077397344259?s=19

The above link is a thread I just peruse on Twitter about a paternity fraud. It is the lawyer's narrative of the court proceedings.

Too much and unguarded niceness dey kill.

Jumoke and her mother introduced him to Dapo as Jumoke's cousin, and in Dapo's presence, Ade played the part perfectly. But there was one particular day that Dapo came to her house unannounced, opened Jumoke's room without knocking, and caught Jumoke and Ade untangling from what he thought was an embrace and a kiss. Dapo reported what he thought he saw to Mama, but Mama and daughter quickly doused his suspicions, with Mama explaining that the duo had always been so close, right from infancy.
It was shortly after this time that Jumoke took in for Dapo.

With due respect, Mr. Dapo na mumu!

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Wahala be like his validation slip. The date no dey correct.

Similarities between SIMP & ALFA
1. Both can possess physical attributes (well-built body physique, handsome)
2. Death - under normal circumstances, it is inevitable.
3. Charisma
4. Mistakes - no human is above mistake
5.
6.
7.


Differences
1. Selfishness - alfa puts himself first before any other person (especially ladies), a simp please ladies before himself.
2. Alfa leads, women follow; Woman leads, simps follow.
3. Death - Alfa may live longer than a simp (this has to do with critical decision making: spiritually, psychologically (emotionally), and physically).
4.
5.
6.
7.



Let's populate the numbers, we can edit, add or subtract from the above listed.

Can of worms!

Wahala! Make wuna dey careful folks!

WTF?

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Lie Bee-Rates See Hen Hen!

Cum! mod dey slip ni abi ticket don caught?

Aaron Wan-Bissaka
Luke Shaw 1 - 0 (Assist)

25' Marcus Rashford
Mason Greenwood 2 - 0 (Assist)

34' Jan Bednarek
3 - 0

39' Edinson Cavani
Luke Shaw 4 - 0 (Assist)

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For those wey play Red Card! E don enter sharperly!

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Eye Service!

Warrgidanairala:
What's this Regina refuse dump talking about,upcoming gigolo spotted, I pity ladies who spend on men and I spit on men who accept gifts and other material things from ladies,if the world is turning upside down then count me out

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The only GIFT a poverty-stricken lady can afford is Pover-Tea, then prolly a nebulous aged puss-in-the-boots.


So leave gift for people wey gallant.

The former boyfriend of Nollywood actress, Regina Daniels.

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What a useless way to address someone.

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Abeg na 2 goals Musa of El Kanemi score, why government go cancel the goal?

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Abeg na advice we dey advice ourselves here mostly for SELF DEVELOPMENT and against girls/ladies/women MANIPULATION!

LETS STOP DISHING OUT ADVICE WITH LINES WHICH SHOWS HATRED FOR THE OPPOSITE GENDER! Some of us are guilty of this.


PEACE!

Wahala!

Guys! Follow the guidelines ooo.

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Most Nigerian packaged rice is totally useless. Last time I ate at Mama Nkechi's shop, my mouth was the processor, struggling to separate the stones from rice.

She used to be everyone's favorite (for jollof and white rice), now 97.8% have moved to Iyawo Gbenga's shop (since 1818 she's been cooking foreign rice).

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Being a man is not easy, that's why Boob-Risky left.