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Kriss216:
Once a girl can do number 1, nothing can stop her from doing number 2.

Both runs concurrently. Number 2 is a Gift for delivering number 1, which 99.899778% girls find joy doing.

Lol...

I know say none of them go answer me, I would have refer them to their hypocrisy on this thread: https://www.nairaland.com/6323737/9-foolish-things-nigerian-ladies.

They can Bleep a guy they ain't marry to but can't cook or wash for him.

Me I prefer the second one from them sef wella.

E get why.

1. Cooking for the guy you ain't married to.
www.nairaland.com/attachments/12870801_ojj3_jpeg7d8a08b2c8fcbd96d89b33a513c077dd

or

2. Having sex with a guy you ain't married to.
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NB: guy = boyfriend

Eyah, see as this one cup done pull.


Well-to-do:
Papa/mama/relatives? Dem no dey.
Boyfriend? e no dey or e don swallow RPs ...
Sugar daddy fa? e no dey!
Lez partner? no'no.

My words: Then hustle girl or weave your hair.

Her: Who be this? Abegi, I need to slay, make I enter mama Bamidele shop steel hair.

Few minutes later: kpow, kpow, kpow, kpow............. kpows!
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Me:

lie leie

harley88:
Hey guys, my girlfriend who's also my work colleague just broke up with me for no reason in particular. Been quite down and sad and yeah yeah, maybe i have been a simp and all.

Anyways, I'm quite glad i came across this thread, the words have been quite helpful though i am still hurt.

Pointers on how i can get back to myself and forget about this stage??

What doesn't kill you makes you what?

And do remember that Redpill overdose have no side effects bro.

Guys, have you watched the washerman?

Asquare84:
How times fly buy this time last year andman was selling this car for 1.2 million

2009 Honda Civic?

Mention me on Wednesday biko.

Drsnives:
Okay boss

talktrue1234:
Most of them use it to buy sanitary pad and sometimes drug for themselves, it is nobody's fault.

I just don't like it that condom is cheap but sanitary pad isn't. Trust me if sanitary pads become cheaper in this country we will have lesser rates of underage prostitution and even premarital sex at large

Is pad not 400-500 again? Drugs for?

@the bolded, seriously? If it ain't nobody's fault, then they should go and hustle; better still I guess they have parents/relatives right?

Drsnives:
3016499575 .polaris. wesley
Thanks alot

Seen. Delete number.

Drsnives:
Omoh biko bless me with the 1k too na abeg

Drop number.

Maybe lez.

favor914:
What do you mean by this statement, are you gay?

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Ain't the woman's fault to an extent.


It's her:
*Family
*Tradition

All of the above boils down to the opportunity to cash out. Any place you find high concentration of aged ladies women just know say na bride price/marriage list cause am.

dunmorris:
One Shit hole is shit testing me, guys how will i further reply this lady badly. This time around, i want to deal with them.

Have you buffed her? If you haven't, ask her for sex the same way she asked you for money (imitate her scripts).

Let's wait for elders to add.

The punchlines .

Which schools oga?

flourishing247:
Depends on the school. I know teachers earning 300k monthly.

Donspicey:
Strictly Business Bro.....pls Flash me lemme hv ur's....need to take down d digit bro.....

thanks.....

Take it down, have saved it. Can't flash you, I don't have airtime.

HardKnockLife:
what are you in doubt of sir?

Timing when you created your account.

Donspicey:
Or better still beep dis digit 0.7.0.1 0.

Will call you tomorrow by noon. Kindly gimme a hint, why do you want us to converse?

Wyry:
Nigerian girls are useless.

Some.

HardKnockLife:
HardKnockLife


please Sir/Ma

or any kind hearted Netizen viewing this


help me with any amount make hunger no kee me here

or if you have work for me

I'm a graduate with BSC cert.

if I wan type all my problems here page go full

May God � bless all kind hearted individual, please kindly quote me if you want to help me

I doubt!

Donspicey:
Mehn i really appreciate ur kind gesture to dos Gees e no easy at all dis days......


May God continue to enlarge ur aza bro........


At a tym ah go like mk we reason one on one via watsap...

No be taxing tinx oooo

E get level wey i for like mk we run togeda.....


Hw e go b

Welcome. Your location?

elExtrano:
You legit chairman. If I be woman maybe I for don see maga to collect monthly dues tey tey. Thanks.
gtb initials I.I.
Abeg no quote the aza join thanks boss

Delete the number, sent.

elExtrano:
You sef see say my situation dey make people laugh instead of feeling pity for me. Life no easy chairman. Sometimes I go dey reason whether to do yahoo but I no get mind.

If you're a male send your details. Go hit you one k.

elExtrano:
Make I no lie. I go use 1500 chop and keep food for weekend then use the remaining 500 pay my Airtel loan before them find me come house. Life as a man for naija no easy. Na 3 naira I get for aza.

The strange one indeed.

Livescores:
.. access bank

please don't quote the details for privacy and security reasons sir.

Okay. Delete the number. Is it SAA?

Modify: Done.

Oya na.

Livescores:
I'm 100% genuine, please don't think twice sir.
but I'm open to the 1k

should I drop my account details?

That's why I wanna give him just 1k. If him gamble with am, na him sabi.

cristy149:
he wan gamble of course

What about the ones wey no dey put am?

Tajbol4splend:
Eye lashes