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RomanceRe: A Friend Of My Got His Girlfriend Pregnant And He Need Advice On What To Do by ekeday(m): 7:59pm On Aug 03, 2021
DannyG8:
A friend of mine got his girlfriend pregnant

The two families have knowledge of what happened the girls family is pressuring my friends to marry the girl and my friend family don't like the girl including my friend

He only have sex with her because saw it as opportunity and now she pregnant and pressure is to much from both side

The truth of the matter is no love , both of them are just enjoying themselves and the
Girls family want marriage and the boy family want abortion

Your advice is need
Thanks

It real please your advice is needed
which advice again, if no be say narialand na general stuff i 4 tro one word 4 una.
Did u info NL in d first place when ur guy d do dat wo wo ra ra lol, oga no advice is needed here, go ad marry her.
RomanceRe: E Get One Guy For My Area, He Tell People That Anything I Bought He Most Buy It by ekeday(op): 7:47pm On Aug 03, 2021
Drclassic:
It's alright
lol grin
Drclassic:
It's alright
lol
RomanceRe: E Get One Guy For My Area, He Tell People That Anything I Bought He Most Buy It by ekeday(op): 7:37pm On Aug 03, 2021
FutureHNDRxXx:
Wahala. Him fit Dey Gbadun you bros. grin

Show us the way nao shocked
ok na
HealthRe: COVID-19 Update For August 1 2021 In Nigeria by ekeday(m): 6:55am On Aug 02, 2021
dis tin don tire man piken haba
RomanceRe: E Get One Guy For My Area, He Tell People That Anything I Bought He Most Buy It by ekeday(op): 6:44am On Aug 02, 2021
Update coming
RomanceRe: I'm Avoiding Him Because I Get Hot Whenever He Is Around Me by ekeday(m): 9:23pm On Aug 01, 2021
DDDEnterprises:
There's a huge likelihood that the first guy will still fvck you again cause you just made it clear that when you're around him, you lose your senses and despite realising that, you don't want to let him go and end your friendship with him.

Man, that guy kinda has luck oo. Anytime, he needs free sex, he can just walk up to you into your room and since you don't have sense around him, you'll just open legs like toll gate and allow him entry.

I'm envious of that guy ehn... grin
na so
RomanceRe: . by ekeday(m): 9:15pm On Aug 01, 2021
walai
RomanceRe: My Experience As A Nigeria Truck Driver by ekeday(m): 8:59pm On Aug 01, 2021
Juliusmomoh:
To cut the long story short...

I did one year there before i realize that i can't continue...

What makes me not to continue was that..

(1) as a conductor na only 500 naira be your daily chop-money.
(2) you hardly take your bath: I was inside car complete 7days without bathing around 'eko hotel' . That construction company located at old-beach... Beach wey dem sand-fill.
(3) you are a thief: you can't be a dangote driver and don't thief. sometime we thief fuel wey de inside truck. And sometime we sold out sold-out some cement and lied that 'agbero' beat us and took it.
(4) no money inside: the average salary of any dangote driver is just 37,000... Out of that money, u will settle 'motor-boy' 500 naira everyday. Hence the reason why u have to thief.
(5) you are living monster : sometime while driving, you don't see other vehicle as car. ..

Typing.
see story lol grin
Juliusmomoh:
To cut the long story short...

I did one year there before i realize that i can't continue...

What makes me not to continue was that..

(1) as a conductor na only 500 naira be your daily chop-money.
(2) you hardly take your bath: I was inside car complete 7days without bathing around 'eko hotel' . That construction company located at old-beach... Beach wey dem sand-fill.
(3) you are a thief: you can't be a dangote driver and don't thief. sometime we thief fuel wey de inside truck. And sometime we sold out sold-out some cement and lied that 'agbero' beat us and took it.
(4) no money inside: the average salary of any dangote driver is just 37,000... Out of that money, u will settle 'motor-boy' 500 naira everyday. Hence the reason why u have to thief.
(5) you are living monster : sometime while driving, you don't see other vehicle as car. ..

Typing.
see story lol
RomanceRe: Mr Macaroni Is A Very Popular Nairalander by ekeday(m): 8:38pm On Aug 01, 2021
Gentlethug:
Yesterday evening while i was reading a thread on romance section, there is these very popular nairalander that always cracks me up with his comments.

So i decided to go all through his profile and all comments to atleast light up my boring evening, it was there i noticed he has sent money(assitance) to some people here online. There is a particular thread he dropped his phone number for a lady to call him which he was willing to help her financially but i guessed he forgot to remove d number after d lady responded.

I called this number, lo and behold, my truecaller popped up with "Mr Macaroni" with his picture on his profile. Lol.

I am serious oo, this person is a very popular and generous nairalander. But i won't mention his moniker because of his privacy. I don't want people to be disturbing the poor guy with pm's grin
are you serious guy
RomanceRe: E Get One Guy For My Area, He Tell People That Anything I Bought He Most Buy It by ekeday(op): 7:56pm On Aug 01, 2021
bigcee:
Dont worry yourself about such person. He has low self esteem.
ok tank you, me i d tin say na juju.
RomanceHow Can One Answer This Job Interview Quastion In A Unqnek Way? by ekeday(op): 7:53pm On Aug 01, 2021
One aboki d worry me here. He said he can study long word der for he need shot answer to these quastion.
1. Tell me about yourself?
2. Why you choose to make it?
3. Can you withstand here?

D guy say don e fail dis quastion but d oga say mak e go study ad come back. Abeg share ur answer e get some pple way d here won learn too o.
RomanceRe: Ghanaian Lady Flees From Man She Met Online Due To Big Manhood by ekeday(m): 7:32pm On Aug 01, 2021
ijustdey:
“I can’t take it” – Ghanaian lady flees from man she met online due to big 'manhood'



https://www.pulse.com.gh/filla/i-cant-take-it-ghanaian-lady-flees-from-man-she-met-online-due-to-big-penis/z2nbjw2
this one bad to hear oo. Mak d girl accept e go reduce later lol
RomanceRe: E Get One Guy For My Area, He Tell People That Anything I Bought He Most Buy It by ekeday(op): 7:14pm On Aug 01, 2021
[quote author=Truvelisback post=104321981][/quote]guy i no d lie, if u dont hav anything to talk keep quit.
RomanceRe: E Get One Guy For My Area, He Tell People That Anything I Bought He Most Buy It by ekeday(op): 7:11pm On Aug 01, 2021
superNOVAe:
Don't pay attention to him at all, just focus on doing you.
ok thank you more bless.
RomanceRe: E Get One Guy For My Area, He Tell People That Anything I Bought He Most Buy It by ekeday(op): 5:36pm On Aug 01, 2021
FutureHNDRxXx:
Wahala. Him fit Dey Gbadun you bros. grin

Show us the way nao shocked
you funNy oo, i dey talk how go ft fix dis mata u d talk other tin
RomanceRe: E Get One Guy For My Area, He Tell People That Anything I Bought He Most Buy It by ekeday(op): 4:53pm On Aug 01, 2021
Cokahot:
But how manage,he dey yeye u be that say your cloth no expensive. Them no born am to buy one quality shirt from Turkey for 10k,then use 5k buy 2 boxers,use 4k buy pack of polo singlet,buy jeans of 15k. The guy go broke . Na cheap mass production shirt u dey buy. All those fake graphics. E get one shirt I buy for 2017 for aliexpress graphic blue. E dey pain me till now stay I don turn am to rag. Our detergents and soaps for here too dey harsh,e dey quick fade cloth.
first mak i tank u 4 dis write up, the tin don tire me oo, me i no d competi with d guy o.
I go buy expensive worst 20k up ad down plus comon 17 this guy go still buy am. Na der i take note say guy we'ro play. Na d mata we still d settle
RomanceRe: E Get One Guy For My Area, He Tell People That Anything I Bought He Most Buy It by ekeday(op): 4:18pm On Aug 01, 2021
Bola146:
Yes unless you are not saying the truth
i am serious oo, na the mata we still the settle
RomanceRe: E Get One Guy For My Area, He Tell People That Anything I Bought He Most Buy It by ekeday(op): 4:16pm On Aug 01, 2021
Ahmed0336:
Bros, try okirika clothes. E dey hard to get same design and colour grin
lol your talk make sense sha.
E go still go buy am
RomanceRe: E Get One Guy For My Area, He Tell People That Anything I Bought He Most Buy It by ekeday(op): 4:06pm On Aug 01, 2021
Bola146:
How?! Don't go near his house again, hopefully maybe he is a gay undecided
really
RomanceRe: E Get One Guy For My Area, He Tell People That Anything I Bought He Most Buy It by ekeday(op): 4:05pm On Aug 01, 2021
FanOfMyself:
Relocate from that area. It's obvious that you are living amongst fools, before they affect you psychologically.
thank bro oil d ur head
RomanceE Get One Guy For My Area, He Tell People That Anything I Bought He Most Buy It by ekeday(op): 4:01pm On Aug 01, 2021
see me, see wahala
it has one guy in my area, he say anything way i buy e go buy. Bro na competition nii!
Any cloth way i buy e go buy am disame color disame design.

Waiting i go do? Pls share tips abeg.
Art, Graphics & VideoI Will Create 2d Animation Intros/outrors by ekeday(op): 6:46am On Jul 31, 2021
get nice interesting intros and outros for your video at cheap rate.
RomanceRe: As d thing hot, laugh full am Smell house of ajebo by ekeday(op): 8:26pm On Jul 30, 2021
#THANKGUYZ
TravelRe: Some Funny Slangs Used In Warri by ekeday(m): 8:42am On Jul 30, 2021
Area!! heyy!
Area! Heyy!!

When we see confam warri boy we dey know, well boneee! Devil na area boy, God na Godfather. E nor get as e be ogoro (frog) must jump. Warri nor dey carry last kpata kpata (if it comes to the worst) na draw. I see some people say na Lagos get slangs I just dey laff becos dem dey learn. Warri, Delta pidgin nai be confam, the rest states mother tongue dey interfere. Warri boys can neva carry girl go party! Nor be say we wickedtt we dey tell you our mind! Na so one warri boy carry one girl to cinema one day, the girl con say "I need emmm... suya of N3500 just to keep the mouth busy." Instanta the Warri boy provoke, "wey you, stop that thing, you want make your mouth busy you nor dey blow whistle? Abi na here you wan chop your evening food?"LOL. Make I add my own jaree:

1. Okpolo eye = Big eye
2. Kala = Gun
3. Kpokpo = Soldier
4. Kpom = Smoke cigar/igboo

@Goodboiyy, You don baff slang has to do with money o but most people use it wrongly. Just like saying, Wizkid don baff - it means e don get money. Also we may say, "wetin dey do you, you don baff?" It means you don hammer? Soap cannot baff (bathe) someone clean na money dey baff (bathe) someone; thats the origin of the slang.
correct guy
RomanceRe: As d thing hot, laugh full am Smell house of ajebo by ekeday(op): 6:19am On Jul 30, 2021
hope you enjoy it
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: I Want To Learn Cartoon Video Animation, Who Can Teach Me by ekeday(m): 6:15am On Jul 30, 2021
Amechiwap:
I have done that now
ok good
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: I Want To Learn Cartoon Video Animation, Who Can Teach Me by ekeday(m): 5:37pm On Jul 29, 2021
Amechiwap:
I want to learn cartoon video animation, who can teach me, I want to learn, please contact me if u knows how to create it 08145849024
i will teach you just send up DM to www.facebook.com/stigtoon
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Freelance Graphics Designer And Video Editor Needed by ekeday(m): 5:29pm On Jul 29, 2021
metrixserv:
I am.in need of Very good graphics designer, that can also do video editing and social media marketing
Kindly contact me via WhatsApp
080-2909-1965
He/she must resides in Lagos
Thanks
hOw much is your budget. Just inbox let talk.
RomanceRe: As d thing hot, laugh full am Smell house of ajebo by ekeday(op): 4:22pm On Jul 29, 2021
don miss out
RomanceI Will Create 2D Animation Intros And Outros by ekeday(op): 1:50pm On Jul 29, 2021
i will create 2D animation intros and outros for your video to boost brand , follow link

https://www.fiverr.com/share/9zpwqd
PoliticsRe: Hushpuppi: Abba Kyari Flew To Dubai To Spend Good Time With Ramon Abbas - FBI by ekeday(m): 12:53pm On Jul 29, 2021
Snell and Smell is a comedy skit just like Tegwolo, stig was once on his shoe as Warri boys prefer to confuse their teacher watch it to the end to see what going to happen.
this video will surely make your day, it a very interesting skit house of ajebo


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7uXEEGQ0ts
PhonesRe: 8 Social Media Etiquettes Everyone Should Learn by ekeday(m): 12:41pm On Jul 29, 2021
Snell and Smell is a comedy skit just like Tegwolo, stig was once on his shoe as Warri boys prefer to confuse their teacher watch it to the end to see what going to happen.
this video will surely make your day, it a very interesting skit house of ajebo


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7uXEEGQ0ts

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