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Family / Re: When A Woman Is The Bread Winner Of The Home: by Ekelebe: 11:27am On May 16, 2009
nA wAAAAAAAAA ooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO,

iF wIFE bE d bREADwiNNEr Of ThE HoMe, kAtAkAtA gO De,

NO dEY AsK ME THAT sTUPiD ??

sE noOOOOoo Bi mAN BE dE hEAD OF dE FAMILY

aNY MAY WEY noooooooooo BE DE brrrrrrrrrrrEAD wINNER OF tHe hOME, tHEEeeE mAN NA gGoOaAtT.

sORRRRRRRy, NO vEX sAY I Dey sTAMMER, SAY i dEy sTammER

I've got a date to catch. SEE YOU!!!
Culture / Re: Have You Ever Lied About Your Age? by Ekelebe: 11:16am On May 16, 2009
No body neva lie about him age for dis world. For instance about myself,

Yeah some years ago . . . When i was 12-14! It was fun pretending to be a couple more years older! I felt i wasnt looked upon as "SMALL PIKIN" & excluded in "Girly talk about Boys" which is also called "E BIGGY - BIG GIRLS STYLE"when i pretended i was older it gives me impression to gain respect even from my age mates. Also, while i am 18, i have to increase my age to 20+ to get a job in a big company since the age limit for employment is 20 yrs and above. you see---- i am enjoying my pay becos of my "E-BIGGY" (THIS IS AGE INCREASE)

But when it comes to gaining things positively i.e. sharing of things according to age grades, maybe the the younger gets more and the older gets less, i have no other option than to decrease my age. (THIS IS AGE DECREASE)

SO YOU SEE WHY I SAY EVERYBODY DEY LIE
Family / Re: Polygamism - Can You Trust Your Half Brothers And Sisters? by Ekelebe: 11:00am On May 16, 2009
I simply dislike polygamy since it is against the law of God except if the husband of the wife dies and wishes to remarry or the wife of the husband wishes to remarry. But talking about trusting half brothers and sisters, to face the truth now, i think it is impossible.

My one and only reason is simple, the bible made us understand that we should trust only HIM (GOD) and no one else. For this single reason, i hardly trust myself not to talk of trusting other people.

Sorry i've been blabing, but i have to say a big NO to the question that "I CANNOT TRUST MY HALF BROTHERS AND SISTERS" final!!!
Politics / Re: Would You Give Up Your Car For A Bicycle? by Ekelebe: 10:45am On May 16, 2009
[center]Hey! Stop that blush, i have always dream to have the latest car in the whole world at 18 as my birthday present in September and here you are telling me to exchange a "CAR" for a "BICYCLE". Wait O! if you dash me the bicycle, i no go collect am, even though you force me to collect am, i go sell am. Wait a minute o! se you don ask me weda i fit ride am.[/center] tongue

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