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BLIND LAZY YOUTHS,CAN'T YOU ALL SEE TWO DIFFERENT TRAFFIC LIGHTS IN TWO DIFFERENT LOCATIONS,ARE ALL OF YOU THAT COMMENTED BEFORE ME BLIND OR PLAIN STUPID OR JUST TRYING TO CRITICIZE PDP IT SHOWS THERE MAY BE MORE BUT THE DAFT OP JUST WANT TO RIDICULE THE DG AND THE ZOMBIES WITH DEAD BRAIN AS USUAL ARE DOING WHAT THEY PROGRAMMED TO DO. SMH

Cybobo:
I doubt this news. How can a Deputy Governor commission one just street light. This is not possible is a fake news

I tire o,I can see two different traffic lights there in two different locations. Majority of nairalanders are either,blind,stupid or just plain bigots.

Harmalautos:
Good morning Everyone.....Ekene101.....pls you should have better things to do with your time and not trying to spoil other people's business..people are just too funny you take your time checking people's post na wah ooo....you better look for better things to do with your time..

Available for pick up

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890k for this locomotive wey dem use this tin spray,na wah o

tonye33:
And you that have spent more time than others viewing and commenting on fake tales, how useful are you?

foolish goat,am at home after closing from the days work. I have the rest of the evening to trash ur dumb asss and put some sense into ur dumb skull. Odoyor

tonye33:
Shift one side make I align with that your Okpo Barney.

ode,your mates are doing something useful with their lives you are here composing fake tales. Joblessness is really telling on you. Guinea cow

tonye33:
Don't tell me you want to run

you too small

tonye33:
Only a mad person will agree with another mad person

you can see how you are contracting your foolish self,you have nothing more to say mugu,go can compose d part two of you stupid snake story. Sakaswine.

tonye33:
Only a mad person will agree with another mad person

you can see how you are contracting your foolish self,you have nothing more to say mugu,go can compose d part two of you stupid snake story. Sakaswine

tonye33:
You're too daft to get the logic

I agree with you on this,because only a mad man understands the language of madness so only idiots and zombies like you and your family will comprehend your daft post. Incompetent nincompoop

tonye33:
I'm still trying to get the joke here Mr comedian

same way we are trying to get d logic of how a snake went into a wardrobe to change its clothes. Cow

tonye33:
Ekene dilichukwu Rest in peace with your whor.e

you will be joining her soon after the succeeded in sending you to her with one bite, this time,it won't be fiction native bush goat. We are waiting for d part 2 of ur crap story of how d snake drank cold gulder from d fridge. Mr fictionaire.

tonye33:
Go and dine with my mother bro. Abi you dey fear to die? Because you hear death, you rush divert talk

idiot she is my whor.e,I forgot u don't know the meaning of whor.e. use ur Google.punk

tonye33:
My mother?

Lol... RIP to you bro

u should have been released inside moimoi cellophane when they discovered gold circle was finished in the house,now see the anomaly they created,congratulations again,u made front page nitwit

tonye33:
Ask your LovePeddler outside her Virginity, what else have she broken?

she broke the world stupidity record of birthing a zombie clown which is you,ask your mother,she is my who.re. Wasted sperm.

Sweetheart666:
will you shut up there,idiot,you posted a fake shameless story to make front page and you still have the face to blab,now that you made the so called front page,have you now made it in life. These are the people giving this forum bad reputation like twitter full of lies. Getrat of here jor

don't mind d idiot fool,he is not even ashamed,others are breaking scientific records and he is here hussling to make front page. Very anyhow somebody.

tonye33:
I made it to front page oya kill yourself

mugu,congrats on your life achievement.

tonye33:
See this Aba waste looking for where to end his miserable life. Are more better than the over 32475 that have viewed the post? I've made front page that even your obituary can't make.

foolish idiot,I can see this is the greatest accomplishment and achievement anybody from your miserable family has ever accomplish, you deceived over 32k people with your fake story and still beat ur dry chest. Ode mumu, now go to zenith bank and withdrawal money with your front page scam. Bayelsan monkey.

Beware,they are scammers o
Eggs are cheap all over the market in every state or look for the nearest poultry.
These criminals postings eggs and crayfish without any physical address will ask you to make commitment for transportation or 25% deposit,once you do,kiss your money goodbye.

Leave her,by the time he mines her skull and put it up for sale on jumia,her sense will come down.

tonye33:
If only you know the meaning of fiction then you'll know how much of an idiot you are

fool,is this literature section that you are writing fiction or is fiction meant to deceive the public. You can see you are now a grade one idiot. Native Bayelsa goat. Nursery 2 student learning how to write fiction on the wrong topic to make front page,congrats u have now made it in life,chinua Achebe

tonye33:
What warranted the idiot?

for u to bring up a fake story to scare people, calling u an idiot sef is an insults to other idiots out there.

ebuka10box:
Omo e get one group I join for Facebook wey I feel say I go get oyibo babe ,then later I go get green card. My brodas and sister no be so I see am ooooo, dem wan even collect from me wey no get. One babe tell me say Nigeria get natural resource and dem no get, I still dey reason that talk cause I no be crude oil na.....las last if u see pictures them dey upload for the group ehhhh, sagem mx1 and sendo still dey ,no doubt me cos na the phones most of them dey use snap pictures. The pictures go be like say them rub 2,000 naira Vaseline for face or maybe na burial pictures....y this life just hard like this na....

lol

Nbote:
Oga carry ur demented tribalistic and bigot ridden sense go one side... It's not my fault U are not intelligent enough to understand sarcasm..

goat,how is indirectly insulting a whole state a sarcasm, mugu go and learn the meaning of sarcasm, b4 u start laffing who is hungry,make sure u are filled up,ode leleyi.

Nbote:
I hope d aircrafts don't start crashing into Edo airways flights ooo

and which international airport do you have in Biafra land..you and your IndecentStar nnamdi cownu only know how to make noise,no wonder nothing useful is in Biafra land. Give that airport one month and see your Barron brothers smuggling drugs through there to Asia continent and continued to be killed like cockroaches, same ipobs will be smuggling inferior goods through there into the country,Benin city will become their next abode of development. Anambra state claims to be d land of most millionaires and billionaires,yet small asaba airport is almost completed,where is your own Biafra international airport??
Wait first,why can't you ipobians develop your Biafra republic with your drug and cursed money sef and stop using Nigeria's amenities

How did it get into the house in the first place,if you know you live in bushy areas,always fumigate your surroundings and clear bushes,apply pesticide in your homes or plant tobacco in your environment, it drives away snakes.

adehab:
Lol.. It is your duty to check and balance the prices.

No matter what the owner say.. You tell him the market Value of his car or you leave it for him to sell by himself. Anything less he keeps enjoying his Car.

If you add 50k to your asking price, I will give you a Standard and sharp 04-05 Corolla Tokunbo.

Kindly be reasonable when you find yourself in this suitation.

Regards.

no mind am,after one yahoo boy has given him to auction cheaply due to efcc bursting up and down,he now decided to add over 500k because its still clean and be claiming owner asked him to sell it for that price as if he is marketing it for free. Greedy middlemen everywhere.

MrBrownJay1:
A) the system NEVER worked in Nigeria, and therefore since its independence, Nigeria has been run by deluded good for nothing bastard who were just out to enrich themselves. But gov is just part of the problem, blame Nigerians as well for it.
B) The real issue here is that you want to compare Nigeria with the U.K., while Nigerians are NOTHING like us Europeans. We pay taxes, if the gov bleeps up we go to the street and wear "yellow vest" and bring the government to its fukcing knees, the majority try our best to follow the law and, most importantly, we have a system that works thanks to the general population that abide by some rules and regulations. Sadly, Nigerians have always tried to be sneaky and think they are so smart they can pull a fast one on EVERYONE. The fact that 419 originates from Nigeria should Give you a hint about the issue.
C) as much as government has ALWAYS failed Nigerians, the population always made something out of it, and swim through the BS to make something out of themselves. The elders did it, the ones before that too, so why shouldnt this lazy generation too?!
D) I will tell you why this generation is lost. it's because everybody wants to live the bling bling lifestyle. You see Davido drive by in his Bentley and suddenly you don't want to sell pure water any longer. You see some deluded actress marry her granddaddy and suddenly drive a G Wagon, and all the lazy good for nothing women out there are seeking for a sugar daddy too. Social media is having many People today fail miserably, and it's not about to change. Sadly, social media fails to show you the millions in jail getting their bootay fukced by some mad looking criminals on a daily, nor do they show you these deluded undercover oloshos when being mounted by these animals in human skin.
E) imagine the dude who is asking Timaya for a 10k job, yet he probably have a phone and enough credit to be browsing insta etc, instead of focusing on the real issue at hand. Btw do you know how many 100s of MIILLIONS of Africans can actually clean a house?! This deluded dude want to do something that anyone (including Timaya and any of the useless boys he takes care of) can do.

how did you know he is d owner of the phone,guy I tire for u o,people doing loom after being burnt by mmm didn't tell you there is hunger in d land and everyone is looking for a way to make ends meet,please live and let others live abeg.

SoftP:
sadist

you want to laugh at someone's misfortune this ear!y Monday morning only to end up fooling yourself, go and edit that rubbish and desist from further display of obscure stupidity and assault to your family name.

SoftP:
oga consoler,
oya go tie canopy , wear black clothes and put ashes for head naa. Say soji don beat fryo.

Naa u sympathise pass

oga,it's funny.. Take correction before u humiliate yourself d more.

MrBrownJay1:
Are you saying that I must spend all my money to feed poor people, and if I don't then I should allow them to go into criminal activities?!
What about having them helping their own self?! Why do Nigerians always think that the whole world should help their sad state, by any means necessary? What's wrong with taking the small money that they want to spend going into the desert, to start a small biz?
YES the economy is bad, but that shouldn't give you (or any poor person) ANY reason to go rob/kill etc others who are possibly suffering just like you. Just because they don't go online and beg total strangers doesn't mean they are not in the same financial state as you are.

You are blaming the government for the failed economy but the reality is that the economy has NEVER been good in Nigeria, EVER!!! so stop writing rubbish, as if jobs were ever abundant at every street corner in Nigeria before, and now it's all gone. Stop making me laugh!!!

Btw its Nigerians like you that elected the present Nigerian gov that you are quick to blame for your misery.... Therefore blame NIGERIANS first and foremost for your misery, nobody/nothing else.

blame politicians b4 u blame the masses involved in crimes because if the system was working,things will be different, have you heard about UK citizens kidnappings or doing fraud,No because even those not working are receiving benefits every fourth nights,what happened to the miserable 5k ur buhari promised the jobless youths?,Npower doesn't pay stipends as at when due,they massively resigned people and claimed hackers did it. Oga blame d leaders first b4 d citizens,once d head is bend,u don't expect the rest of d body to function well.